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#1 - Pie Graphs? [Non-Lucid]

I was at some club somewhere where there was a big group of people, myself included, all getting excited to go on some kind of club-sponsored vacation. I'm pretty sure I had just shown up there randomly not expecting anything so I was pumped, and I ran into my high school friend O who I don't see much anymore but who I would see almost every time I ever went to a club back when I went out a lot. There were also these two girls from one of my college classes this semester with almost identical names who are friends, for the sake of this report I'll call them K-blonde and K-black for their hair colors, who there just hanging out. I was looking at this big cake that was just sitting randomly in the open with O, when K-blonde came over and grabbed my arm and pulled me off to the side.

I've like never even talked to these girls in waking life, but they both seemed like they were really digging me tonight. They were both coming on to me and I was getting into it, but then the whole scene shifted and suddenly it wasn't that we were at the club together but just that I was talking to them online, and it was mostly K-blonde now. We were just chatting for a bit and I remember thinking that it was clear that she was really attracted to me, but then the dream started to become a little unstable and the conversation took an odd turn, though it was perceived as totally normal at the time. She sent me an image of this sort of pie graph showing some of her favorite things, and for the rest of the dream I was thinking I should send one back to her with my own things, so I was trying to think of what would be best to put on it.

In the meantime, I had gone from being on the computer to driving my car down a neighborhood street. I drove by some random house and saw my own car, the car I was driving, parked in one of the garages. I didn't find this even slightly odd, and immediately took it to mean that that was K-blonde's house. However, that was really the last thought of the dream.

#2 - Body Magic [Non-Lucid]

I met up with a group of people from school, including the professor of the class we were in I believe, and we all had accounts on this one fetish site so we started talking about that as an icebreaker. The conversation took off from there and we talked about a few different things from there on, but I can't remember much of it now. What I do remember is that this 13 year old girl wanted to try to use her magic skills to hide my hair so it looked like I was bald just to see if she could, and she said it would be fine because she randomly hag wigs on her. I said okay but I was a little nervous, and this other girl there said that she wouldn't be able to do it right.

Somehow we were now in the den at my house and just hanging out on the couch and chatting. Everyone except for me and the two girls slowly disappeared. For a little bit the room got dark and I had these two weird black blobs moving around in my vision like some really bizarre hallucination, and after they went away the first girl was gone and the second had become this male magic-using cat. I was concerned about my vision and asked him if he knew any spells to make it better, and he said he did so he used. I wasn't really that sure if it actually worked or not, but I thanked him for it and I spent the rest of the dream just petting and scratching him in return. He was rolling around like he was in heaven and his body was shrinking as he was doing it, and I just remember thinking that all the oxytocin being released from this must just be making him go crazy with euphoria.

sleep from 550 am to 2 pm. no remembered wakings


My mate and I traveled up the beach and down the beach and past a punk rock bar. We went through a house that no one was living in with a cloth bag holding some goodies. on the way out of that house there was a woman with a basket of laundry heading inside. Got down to the beach area and it was just me (ish - I think I might have been black). Something was mentioned about me being a survivor. I scoffed, looking at my current life, but then remembered how I got here. That I can hop to in a pinch. I've gotten soft though, living like this. The dog is talking - trying to get a guy from upstairs (in an apartment complex) to come down for a date. yelling in fact. I think all the guy hears is barking ((I'm remembering a dead friend now - David - maybe something to do with the apartments he used to live in)).

Went to a restaurant with my mate and some friends. I was a little late getting there. There was a pillow so I could lay down. Someone ordered cheese sticks. I nabbed one. There was a bar. Downstairs was a forge. A friend (rob) of mine was there - Ironing out some marks in a few metals pieces he had just made. He was just starting out - hadn't done much smithing. I came back up and layed down. someone was asking for the slayer. I was sleepy enough I didn't budge (I was the slayer). Eventually she suspects me and we start talking. Just chit chat. me telling her how cute her necklace is or something - making her think I'm not who she is looking for. Someone comes up from the basement - its started to flood - we have to go NOW! we all run - out and up a hill. I have a bunch of stuff in my arms - a book or two and some other things. I'm trying to protect them from the spray behind me. It surges forward - splashing my back and then dragging my ankles back as it regroups for its next surge. I'm kinda in front of everyone else. I get up the hill. someone (mate?) drives a car up. At the top the girl finds me again. Spike pinned her and handed me a sodden splinter of wood. I bitch and am still hiding who I am from her but she is buying it less and less. I find a more appropriate wooden stick and use it on her. drive it through her chest, but it doesn't work. she is a vampire - her forehead is all wrinkles. she gets away somehow and the hole is a missing chunk in her windpipe. She disappears and is found but in the body of a little boy. I am not going to kill a little boy.

I'm in an arcade with my mate. Lots of video games. I think we left most of the people playing other games (no video) or having other fun (dancing, skating, etc). something weird happens with one of the games.

Loki was feeling his keyboard and looks at me because it was kinda sticky. I told him it was dirty and I had to clean it. The sticky would go away soon.

5/3
sleep 10pm wake 7am

Terraria - constructing something - can't get the lava level quite right for auto killing mobs

((sry for the confusing wording here - was still mostly asleep and remembering as i went along))think i'm having a hard time remembering my dreams because i'm turning to musings in my dreams. There are rectangular projections of various parts of this womans body. There were a few different demo models. the rectangles are concentrated heat spots. I got this dream bc I was music about where humans were hottest. i was looking at a more traditional heat image at first, then the rectangle thing. the computer read the hot spots and then a projector was used to put them on a human body.

I was visiting my dad's side of the family. I was pretty much in the middle of nowhere - at least a couple of hours away from any sizable human population, though there was a small community ~30 min away. I had hurt my left foot somehow. I was thinking nerve damage. It hurt as if it had be charlie horsed, but only in one spot - middle, kinda to the outside and mostly on time. The pain was very intense and the heads of house were trying to help me with it (aunt, uncle). I had to go back to... mom's side or civilization or somesuch and the time it took was in issue. My dad was going to drive me.

5/4
zombie apocalypse. had to leave Totoro behind for one run, and the second was a run onto a sky tram on one. we were at the house i grew up in - much modified. there was training going on. and water. on the skytram i was seeing that the spots we missed in terraria had turned much more corrupted. a musical started with me as a princess. it was a spell gone wrong or something - a curse? and my hair was blond and had occasional purple streaks in it. ((the fuck?? i erm... totally forgot half of that dream apparently. teach me to not type them out the day i have them >_<))

5/6
asleep - tentacles come through anyway.

spike sexins

((wow... erm... that was... disjointed. i'll try not to go so long in between typing these out >_<))

Ok. I was floored by this. But first, my routine. I went to bed a little after 1am (bad I know, but I knew I could sleep in). And I had my mind on the lay and egg TOTM for days now. Woke up at 7am for the kids, then it took me at least an hour to get back to sleep. I woke up again, then fell asleep again. As I did, I thought about that egg..

I drifted off, and was suddenly aware that I was at work, in the PFDS department. I saw a woman walk up to me, and it hit me that I had just fallen asleep like 2 seconds ago. (note: This is happening to me more and more lately. Instead of WILDing seamlessly from awake to lucid dream, I'm losing my awareness for a few seconds, while the dream forms itself, then I quickly realize that I was just falling asleep in my bed a few seconds ago. No vibrations or HH that I'm aware of. Just a super quick DILD. No complaints.)

Anyway, I fell the dream slip a little upon awareness, so I just focus on the woman coming up to me which helps. The lay an egg task bursts into my mind, so I ask her point blank, "Hey, wanna watch me lay an egg?" She stops and says, "Ok..?" I pull my pants down just to my knees and squat. I push but not too hard (some of you members brought up the accident thing and apparently it crept into my dream, spanks a heap!).

But then I suddenly woke up (or so I thought). I was lying on the bed on my side, facing Danny, and I felt my pants fill up with something warm. Oh shit. I said "Oh no, I just tried the egg task and I think I crapped myself!" I told Danny. He laughed and said he didn't even want to know. I felt so embarrassed, but at the same time, it didn't really feel like poop in my pants. More like, wadded up cloth. So I reached down the back of my pants and felt what seemed to be some wadded up material. I pulled it out and it was a purple t-shirt with Disney characters on the front, dressed in Halloween costumes. At this moment, I believed that I had somehow carried something from my dream into reality. Danny asked me what the hell it was. I just said forget it and tossed the shirt onto the floor, feeling really confused. But then he got up and took it, and when I asked what he did with it, he said he threw it "over the ledge." Ledge, what ledge? Suddenly he was a black man, WEARING the shirt I had just laid. And our bed was suddenly a table with weird food all over it, that I was furiously trying to sort through. All this confusion finally reached a hilt and I questioned my reality.

I'm still fucking dreaming. I pooped a shirt but it was still in the dream! I looked at black Danny, and the second basic task popped into my head:

Me: Hey, I'm dreaming and you're a character in my-
Him: SHUT UP!!!!!
Me: Heh, ok you're a dream character and this is MY-
Him: No YOU'RE A DREAM CHARACTER!!!!!!
Me: No, YOU are a character in MY dream dumbass
Him: *pinches the spot where his nose meets his forehead, as if he has a horrible headache*
Me: Careful, this is where my DCs' heads usually explode. *I makes gesture with my hands of an exploding head*
Him: *jolts in surprise, but head doesn't explode*
Me: Hehee, keep the shirt*

Ok there's more, stay with me folks. I walked away, and got to this "ledge", which was an open stairwell like in a mall. As I was just about to descend, a few guys were coming up the stairs. The one in front looked like a young Baldwin - extremely delicious. The two behind him said something to the effect of "Yeah, he's new, and is the guy in charge now." I just grabbed his shirt and pulled him into a kiss. I could tell he was inexperienced, which just made him hotter. We were making out hard, and it was like the rest of the dream environment was gone except for him. He just seemed so hungry for this, which was such a huge turn on.

Spoiler for WARNING: sexually explicit:

It wasn't long before I unbuttoned his pants, ripped my own off, and began banging him on the stairs. The kissing was incredible, incredible incredible... I couldn't get enough! In a few moments, we were on soft, silky grass outside, sparking in the sun. But I was getting really really bored wtf! So I asked him if he wanted to turn over and try it another way. So he turned over on his belly and I switched to a dude. But he vanished. This ticked me off because I was a dude, and pretty hard too. So I grabbed the first DC near me, who was a really pretty blonde woman with long curly hair. I turned her over and starting doing her, but again... nothing. I felt nothing. I got up and started wandering around, remarking on how this dream was pretty long for a lucid. I didn't think about any more goals, I just wanted to wake up.

Spoiler for WARNING: sexually explicit:

So I did.

* I didn't really say "Keep the shirt" but I wish I had! I thought it added to the humor.

I recalled this dream upon awakening at 6am:

In this dream I took an iT class. The instructor was a feminist, and I was her favorite student.

I befriended a male fellow student, and during breaks we would go to restaurants together. he was color blind, and could not tell green and blue apart. After the final day of the course was over, he said he could not join me at a restaurant because he had other plans. I followed him for a while, but then gave up, and found a restaurant of my own to dine in.

There was too much cigarette smoke. I sat down. A little girl sat down next to me. She had a binder of art supplies, so I showed her that I also had an art supplies binder much like hers. Another girl came. She stood there next to us. She noticed a really cool sticker that was kind of 3D lying on the bench beside me. The new girl wanted to have the sticker. And the girl sitting next to me wanted it too. But there was only one sticker.

I contemplated whether to tell them that neither of them could have it because it was probably forgotten there by some other little girl who might return for it. Or whether to use Salomon's solution: suggest that we divide the cool sticker in half, and see whether either girl is willing to part with the entire sticker rather than to distort it by dividing it.

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I could have sworn I remembered another dream at same time upon wake up, but it disappeared.

Side note: That last part of the dream made me smile because it is about such a typical parenting dilemma. I've got two boys not two girls, and in the dream the girls were not supposed to be mine, but this situation is one that as a parent I have encountered many a time: there is only one and of course both want it.

Around 12:30 (so only after first sleep cycle of the night) woke up with this dream:

It was decided that I shall have a baby, but I do not give birth but receive e baby fully formed. She is a baby girl. there are issues: too much light falling on the cradle, too much movement of the cradle contraption that she sleeps in. For a moment the baby in the contraption in light looks otherworldly.

I need to cover the baby with some sort of rigid screen so she is out of sight. To access her, I need to go around her cradle. On the other side is the bed of her Hindu nanny and the Nanny's son. The nanny accuses me of my being there means that her services are no longer needed. I reassure her that they are, but that I just need to nurse the baby. they are surprised that I wish to nurse her.

For a moment the baby seems too old to be a baby, and maybe threatening looking. She can talk! First she says she needs to go to the bathroom, but when she realizes that I meant to nurse her, she is ravished. First she latches onto my arm, apologizes, and latches onto my breast instead. I am confused as to her age. Is she a baby who can talk, or is she older and if so, should I nurse her? But why would she be that small if she is older. Andher eyes appear wiser than her apparent age.
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I believe this dream tone metaphorical: are my ideas old or new? Do they threaten others? Am I right to nurture these ideas? they can speak for themselves, and yet are helpless without my nurture. I think this dream was inspired by discussions of spirituality on DV.

Also I have been reading Greek mythology to my sons, and the idea of fully formed daughter (Athena) and baby that can talk (Hermes) was probably based on that.

Last night I had my second Lucid experience!

It was a really unique dream... I had full control, however I didn't realize I was dreaming - I just accepted I was all powerful. I was a private investigator in a huge city, and a bit through my dream I developed God-Like powers. I could do anything.

I used these powers and became a super hero, hunting down my nemesis for the length of my quite-long dream. It was great. The dream was populated with thousands of DC, just like a real city, and it was incredibly vibrant. I found myself on a rooftop bar after my nemesis had narrowly escaped, and something about the place made me think... Wait... Am I in a dream? I realized that I was dreaming, and I got incredibly excited because I had all these wonderful powers. I looked at a table where my friend was sitting and did a Darth Vader force choke at it, and it began to shake. I still had my powers! I remembered a quote from Sageous that said I should forget entirely about stablizing because it actually more often than not led to destabalization. So instead I jumped off the huge Sky Scraper I was on and landed softly on the ground. My friend followed me, with Frozone type powers from the Incredibles. I began to sprint as fast as I could down the street, cars and headlights blurred into a single line as I broke the sound barrier. Suddenly, my friend pointed out our nemesis running a bit ahead of us and I was sucked back into the dream, consumed by the chase. I was still vaguely aware that this was a dream, but I didn't take control again, probably because it was so fun!

What a great time!

I meditated for a half an hour an hour before bed, and took one 5mg Melatonin. Then before bed I did an in-depth MILD, by stating my intentions. Very cool!

I was playing AI War and it was somewhat different, firstly there was only one planet and secondly battles were happening at much smaller scale. It was also multiplayer campaign(Can't recall who i was playing with, but most likely SilentEternity). We had a few powerful ships and out objective was to protect the base and some mining operation, there were also some huge metallic constructions in background and the game was somewhat switching between
2D and 3D. I was placing alot of turrets(which were the only objects that looked similar to actual game) around but they were not powerful enough to stop much enemies and we had some problems later on, but in the end we built some really overpowered starship which nuked most of the enemies.
Then i was talking about the game in the dreamviews chat and people really liked it, especially JiGGa_JuStIn apparently. Then there was some talk about powering something using false awakenings or something like that( ).

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050413 One long night of dreams remembered(slept in)

spend a little longer before going to sleep telling myself that I would remember my dreams and I know that I am dreaming. I go to bed late after midnight after one of my games this is in real life. I wake up around 4 something and I am NOT able to remember any dreams at that point. I go to the bathroom and use my phone to try to wake up a little more and when I go back to bed I tried the SSILD cycles and I still seem to have trouble remembering the steps and following them especially doing all three together at the same time. Upon waking in the morning around 6 something I lay there recalling my dreams. One dream I was in a maze of a locker room that was coed, mostly families. The men's and the women's area are right next to each other and open, no doors. I accidentally went in to women's area and quickly back out. I was
going back through the locker room I noticed it had several sets of doors on one side like another way into the locker room from the ticketing offices. I decide to go back in? Another time to look for my towel ?? I remember seeing 2 company towels in different areas. Some guy is folding laundry and I wonder if they are washing a new set of towels that maybe I could grab one. Some guys are talking about real estate saying something like we find out if we get 1.5 or 1. Also refinance talk?

At beautiful view loan guy is there using salesman like skills in discussing something maybe a refinance. 2 different times salesman skills were used. Someone comments...always the salesman about him .. The beautiful view is vivid and daylight scene. I said something like Wow beautiful view to the others in the room overlooking the view. The room seem to be perched up at a high point maybe on a hill. I comment how I came up there and didn't even notice the view at first. That I am...quote unquote going around in oblivion. And I remember thinking about awareness and thought about or maybe did mention that I was working on awareness. I don't believe this made me lucid. I was saying did you see that it is up on what do you call those? someone answered piers. Yeah piers isn't that beautiful. So the piers were laid out in a v-shape and behind it was like a small island beautiful with a tall hill. On the piers were some kind of man made design didn't seem like
buildings but something to make it look beautiful? Like landscaping I think. ( as it comes back to me)

European train? People on train start clapping. I ask what the clapping is about . Oh it is union appreciation..postal workers etc..guy: "back in (hometown) we..." I say "I'm from (hometown)...We could appreciate the workers more..the ones that work.." he ignores me?

Arguing with wife. At airport? Or train station? I say something like oh so you want to do that with your boyfriend instead of me?(no boyfriend known IRL) No response as if it's true so I storm away I leave down an escalator at busy busy airport or train station. It seems like we started off in a hotel room but I can't remember.

Different dream or tied into one of the others I am walking to my car that is parked in a free parking spot seems like an area where I'm worried if I might have had a broken window and it even seems like there's a window out or down as I'm sitting in the car maybe? (From the way the sounds are coming into the car) On the way to the car I pass 3 small rough looking boys that look mischievous and one of them throws a small round beige thing on my neck maybe a piece of candy? Up ahead is a rough looking man that looks like he is serving as a lookout and when he sees me he kind of signals to someone like No no not him as if I will not be a good target? My car seems fine and I consider leaving it there for the rest of the day and whether or not it will be safe to come there at the end of the day, could be night time. It is definitely daytime during this dream scene.

Sleeping in...more dreams..
My buddy is watching a greek mythology movie and he lights up while he thought I wasn't paying attention. it was during a scene with a Half Man half horse creature with a bare butt..gave me the idea that he might be gay. Before I was talking about his name being Tim instead of Timothy. in real life this is probably from the Lucid video guy with lucidipedia because whenever I watch the video I think he looks like my buddy and I think the lucidipedia guy's name is actually Tim. I look at his drivers license and I see a different name it seems like he didn't want me to know his real name.? Later dream, girl Friday asks me "who calls me boo?" I say that would be your boyfriend. It would be weird if I called you boo right.. She says right.. Undercurrent suspected but not known as if she wanted me to call her boo or wanted herself to be my boo(I don't even use the term "boo" IRL).. I guess I would call you (insert nickname L has for girl Friday). Later..some kid got hurt two different times in the leg and on the second time she
got impaled in both legs by deer antlers "you know how there is always miscellaneous junk laying around at the park" someone says. They were going to have a pillow fight. As I pull up the little girl's head it is S S. Who did this to you I asked. I was worried it would be N. She said it was so and so (not N). She showed me her injuries one was like a blister and she said she liked it..it was like a nice bubble I guess. Maybe this turned into the boo conversation with girl Friday(injuries, boo-boo's). Later I am sitting on the floor with D in the office and I'm telling him about Arnold IRL, a success. Then C comes along and we're talking about the office use to be here. Then later we are in a different part of office overlooking a lower section and it is C and one other female I can't remember who. C says you need to find a rich man. I say rich man? Maybe one of the women here. I
suggest. And it seems like I felt like they were hinting that I should be with her. Before the rich man/woman comment it seems like they were talking about some previous technical issue that I hadn't heard of and someone asks me well how long have you been doing this?..Like they couldn't believe I hadn't heard of that previous issue. Go back to sleep and had a daydream? with girl Friday where I start off in the living room where we were the other day and I remove A and the little guy and L and the drunkard basically sweeping them from my dream scape or fantasy scape and there she is lying there in her short blue jean shorts curled up in the fetal position kind of like she was in real life and started looking at her butt. I think I restart(the daydream?) a couple of times when I maybe start getting the mini dreams as they can be distracting from the focus. I slowly undressed her and we had various dialogue. We had intercourse. It was such an intense
experience that I wrote down that it was an emotional orgasm. Later the SSILD cycles gave me a strong sense of the various feelings throughout my body, odd awareness. I think of the circulatory system arteries veins starting with the heart pumping in my body. Made me look up how the arteries and veins connect IRL.

Seemed to have dreams about being pulled over more than once last night. Other than that, I can't recall any details.

I find myself in my old bed with a woman. She has brunette hair, and is pretty curvaceous. I hate using this term, but like thick, like If I got her pregnant, everything would be all over after that. Anyways, we're naked in my bed in a sideways 69 position. We're not licking, just playing with each other. I don't RC because well, nothing gross is happening.

Tuesday 5/7/13

Last night bed 11pm - 9am nap 9:20 - 11:15am

DR - 12:45 Comminicating with tech admin, someone has 2 accounts

DR - 9am Hectic dream. Getting kids ready for school in the morning. They are dressed and ready, so we go and play on the street. Mom comes home, why they not ready? It takes them another hour to get ready. It's my fault.

DR - It's my first day at school - last year of highschool. It's already 9am, school starts at 9 and I'm still at home. I'll get there faster on bike, but it's snowing. Then I'm thinking where in the building will be my classroom. That's when I realize, I already graduated from there and today it's my first day at college. But I don't know which one, only that classes start later than at 9.

DR - Guy is standing at some metal panel and is being electrocuted. Some guys are getting ready to save him. They pull him off and one of them calls on a walkie-talkie for Rescue 1. They are in another city, but they are coming. Someone brings some medical instruments covered with paper towel. I'm suppose to take some of them to the school dentist, but I question if they are sterile. Girl says yeah, they are clean, I just washed them. I know they should be sterilized, not washed, so we argue for a while.

DR - Guy is making hot-dogs. All different kinds. I yell at him, because he has them on my new sofa, just like that, without plate or anything.

Date: May 6, 2013
Sleep Time: 6 hours
Lucid Dream Technique: MILD & WBTB

Dreamed I was taking care of what I believe was a flea. I cared a great deal for this flea. There was an emotional attachment so strong, I felt like this flea was a part of me. My love and commitment for this flea was tremendous! I cared for this flea like a mother loves and adores her child. I provided comfort, security, and attention everyday to the flea. Even though I could barely 'see' this flea with my naked human eye, I knew this flea existed and I knew this flea was a 'life.' Then, one day, I anxiously came home and went looking for the flea and to my astonishment, my flea was nowhere to be found. I mourned for what seemed a lifetime, for my love was gone and no more...I cried forever.

Note to self: What the hell ???

There was a woman I wanted to interact with on some romantic level (to be determined) but knowing it was a dream my knee-jerk reaction was that I told myself to stabilize first and was examining my hand..This time it did look weird and was quite vivid (the previous time I did this in a Lucid FA my hand looked quite normal). I think there were 6 fingers but as I started to count them the dream started fading so this is when I remembered the suggestion on the forums to just do what you want, don't focus too hard on stabilizing. No longer seeing the woman, I decided to take off flying and enjoyed it. I was flying in a white scape with nothing to see so I tried to think of some place interesting and it starting turning grayish, still flying. Not satisfied with the progress, I imagine I am in space and I see a planet and start looping around it from pole to pole. The planet most resembled earth. Thinking about it afterwards it reminded me of a scene in Superman when he flew around the earth (along the equator instead?) to turn back time I think it was. Not sure if I am going to go back and post some of my previous eventful LDs or dreams.

Date: May 7, 2013
Sleep Time: 6-7 hours
Lucid Dream Technique: MILD & WBTB

Dream Fragment: Dream I was at a restaurant and I ordered a lot of Chinese food with an extreme amount of Broccoli Rabe. I ate and ate until I couldn’t eat any more. Funny thing is…out of all the food I ordered; I only ate the broccoli rabe.
Feelings or thoughts: Totally content and satisfied.