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The first dream I remember involved a topless female. She was a little heavy set with big boobs. She was wearing a top but it was pulled down around her stomach. She laid down on a bed and was playing with them. I believe I interacted with her but I don't know for sure. She looked like someone I know from back when I lived in Iowa. There was a lot more to this dream I forgot.....unfortunately

Dream 2 just involved me texting a guy who is always forwarding me annoying religous texts. I texted him back and asked him to stop. The message I sent was rude and he replied upset.

#1 Rainn Wilson's Comedy Act
I am in some darkened theater and Rainn Wilson (Dwight Schrute)is on stage doing stand-up comedy. My wife is next to me and her sister is next to her. Rainn has some sort of drum that look like a metal coffee can in a square box on a stand. He stands in front of it and says something about how he's Jewish. We all laugh at lot a his jokes. Somehow I am able to reach out and pat the drum a few times.

Then he randomly starts playing violin with a full orchestra behind him. People take this as the end of his act and start leaving in mass numbers. My wife, her sister and I decide to stay. I think the music sounds amazing and relaxing. My wife and her sister get up to get a closer seat since there are some open now. My wife wants me to follow but I realize that for some crazy reason I have and erection. I wave her on and tell her I'll be there in a minute. I visually follow her with my eyes and get a good idea where they are sitting. I try to understand why I have an erection but am in now way aroused. Then I think this happens a lot during dreaming.

I briefly wake up notice that yes I do have an erection and renter the dream non lucid. I have some thoughts about the music. Maybe that's his way of getting everyone to randomly get bored and thus ending the show in some strange dryly humors way. Or maybe he doesn't want people to linger and greet him backstage. That must be it.

I am back in the same seat and every is as if I had not woke up at all. (Perhaps I didn't really wake up?)Now I have some sort of blanket or cloak that I hold in front of me. As I walk it wraps around me and I feel secure and cozy. I find my wife and her sister almost up to the front and I sit next to them still enjoying the music. At the point more and more people start leaving. The music ends and Rainn says something. Then, "If you linger that means you a close pals with Dwight. You'll be just like him." I look over and my wife and her sister are gone. Some blonde is walking past looking displeased. Not wanting to be like Dwight, I say to her, "That's it I'm out."

I follow massive amounts of people out of the exits. The line just to get out seems impossibly long. For some reason, perhaps out of habit, I pat my pockets noticing my wallet, keys, and cellphone are missing. I begin to panic thinking it must have fallen out some place. There is some small table next to wall with my stuff. I snatch it up and check the contents of my wallet. My cards are missing along with my driver's license and Social Security card. I panic. My dad passes by and asks what's wrong. I tell him and he walks away uninterested. I want call my wife now to get the numbers off her cards to alert the bank and credit card company. I fiddle with the phone and place find it very difficult to place a call. One I finally hit send it disconnects immediately.

I realize I had wondered into the parking lot. I just wonder around looking for my wife or the car while trying to place a call. I feel helpless and actually begin to cry of the whole situation. I feel tears rolls down my cheeks as I become aware of other pedestrians and vehicles passing by me. I try to hide the fact that I am crying but eventual decide I don't care. I keep trying to call my wife and I become very pissed that my phone just wont work right. I begin to remember something and think, "This happens a lot in dreams." For some reason I think about how easy it is for my father in law to use his phone. Then, That's it I just need a new phone.

I put the phone away and now I am in some Christmas shop full of Dr. Sues looking stuff. I think this must be some sort of "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" replica. I figure this would be a likely place to find my wife. I look around some narrow zigzag hallway decorated with lights and garland but only see strange faces. They are all women and I get the feeling like I should not be in there. Like maybe I wondered into the women's restroom. I wake up.

I use MILD and visualize an OBE with mantra

#2 Spiderman?
I wake from some NLD that I can't recall and am able to DEILD. Maybe I am just waking to REMatonia or SP. I feel tingles in my arms and legs but no vibrations. This time I really expected vibrations. I incorrectly visualized my OBE. I'll have to keep that in mind. I wake for awhile and become very bored. I don't think to induce the vibrations and I start visualizing wondering the house hoping to exit my body that way. I start with walking along the bedroom wall noticing the fell of it with both hand. I press my body to it almost hugging it.

Suddenly I am crawling up a wall that looks like the semi-gloss green of the bathroom and become lucid but on a lower level than usual. Now I slide down the wall as I think about gravity. I shift my thinking and think that gravity is wherever I choose. I tell myself that gravity is in the wall. I now get a grip and crawl to the ceiling. Again I chose gravity to be on the ceiling and I crawl to that. I begin to enjoy my control of gravity and crawl all over the small empty room that I am in without much effort.

Now I realize I have an erection again and...I'm embarrassed to say... I start humping the wall in various places. My lucidity begins to slip and I lose all self control. I wake up before too much happens.

#3 Xanous Knows Baseball
I am on a professional baseball field. I see my name on some batting roster and I head to the dugout. I laugh that my name actually reads "Xanous". I do a double take and notice that the spelling has morphed into a type of l33t speak but still clearly says "Xanous". I don't catch this and think, They must have got confused somehow and used my online name. I actually like it and decide to just go with it.

I see Tonya from work in the dugout and I ask her name. She says her name is Coraline and she is from Guatemala.
For whatever reason I blurt out, "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAL!"
I laugh at my mistake. "Oops. No that's soccer. We are playing baseball... HOOOOOOOOMERUN!"
She laughs and tells me how to say home-run in Spanish. I slowly repeat the word several times and she corrects me until i get it right. I can't remember what it was now but it was some long complicated word. I wake up.

#4 Off-Roading
I am sitting on a large 4-wheeler waiting of some black truck with huge off road tires to pass me. The sky is over cast and there is a large mud puddle on the trail. Somehow the driver of the truck communicates to me that they are waiting for me to lead them. I smile and motion them to follow. I say something like, "Try to keep up." with a cocky grin on my face.

I drive thru the mud and down the trail then I take a turn up an impossibly steep hill. I feel the 4-Wheeler struggle and throw mud as I open the throttle but I make it. At the top there is a shear grassy drop off. Beyond looks like something out of Skyrim but less rocky. I follow the narrow ridge but now I am being pulled along by a push mower. A long line of pine sapling get mowed down then I reach a steep muddy hill going down and ride down. At the bottom I think I should have done that on the 4-wheeler. Now I am on the 4-wheeler instead.

There is a camp site near some building that is basically a wall on the side of a dirt cliff. I gather up my stuff and load the 4-wheeler to leave. There are two guys coming out of the building. I think they must be the ones that were in the truck. They ask if this is how I go mountain climbing. I say, "No there's no rocks. I like to rock climb like that." I point to a poster tacked to a tree of a man rock climbing. the two men start talking to a 3rd unknown person. I get the feeling that they two guys are a gay couple. I look them over and they look too... pretty to be out in the woods. The more feminine man on the right says something about going to "The Wretched Festival." Is that a gay thing? Now they have their arms around each other. I begin to feel perturbed by it so I drive off without a word. I wake up.

I remember being in a place that looked like a airport, I was sitting down somewhere with my Dad and brother. This girl I know from school walks up to us and starts talking to us about something. I can't quite remember what she said but I remember her saying about her being pregnant from prostitution. Anyway the others were talking to her like they knew each other. She looked over to me and asked me if I agree'd with something, I remember just saying yeah. My mind was elsewhere, it seemed like I was close to becoming lucid.

I was carrying a box of chicken and chips for some odd reason and was walking down the road with my Dad. I don't know where he was going but I waited on the road for him. I saw many people walk by whom I knew. Some were people that I had known ages ago and were good friends with. I tried to avoid being seen because I feel it would have been too awkward.

i seem to have been in my class room with my music teacher.one guys throws a piece of paper at a guy and then me.it continues to happen and then i seem to get angry and and say stop.the teache notices and i start to cry XD i odnt know why lol and then it ends.im new so i hope to have a lucd one soon

I was at school, but it looked nothing like my school in real life. So it started off where I was walking to PE class. For each class you check in with a student volunteer who does the attendance. I checked in and he said "You're tardy" and I reply "No, I'm not!"
He told me that I would probably loose my electives and school days would become super boring. I was confused with that and didn't really believe him. I walked onto my next class which was computers. It was a weird class because it was in a courtyard outside. The teacher who stood outside looked like a llama, and it was even more funny because some random kid sitting next to her was wearing a llama costume. "You're gonna loose your electives" the teacher said. I got really pissed off and just said "You might as well put that costume on because it would fit you perfectly." and walked into class.
I was excited for lunch to come to I could see my best friend, Jayden, and hopefully she'd cheer me up. But the dream turned really scary after that and I never got to see her at lunch.

7-7-10

Lucid Dream from a couple of nights ago:

I don't remember a lot from this dream. At one point I was doing the thing I do a lot in dreams where I fall backwards from standing position and catch myself before I hit the ground and go back up to standing position. I really love to do this in dreams. It feels really good and it seems so natural to be able to do this that sometimes I don't realize that I am in a dream.

However this time I did realize that I was in a dream after doing that for a while. Sometimes even after I know I'm in a dream it takes a while to really sink in. So I thought about the fact that this was a dream as I fell backwards a few more times. But then I realized that I could do whatever I wanted.

I flew up, but then I saw my grandpa. He has been dead for a while and I felt really happy to get a chance to see him again. So I went up to him and started to hug him. Hugging him made me think of my dad who is also dead.

I don't remember if I made my dad appear, or if he just automatically appeared by thinking about him. But there he was. I went up to him and put my arms around his neck and held him close and put my cheek against his.

Suddenly I was overwhelmed by emotion and I started sobbing and sobbing and I couldn't stop.

I finally woke up.

5-29-10 (missed posting this one)


Lucid Dream:

I almost forgot about this dream since I have to get up early this morning to help a friend move and never wrote it down...or even had a chance to go over it in my mind. So here is what's left of it.

I remember being in this old little burger place in a small town. I looked outside and saw a tornado coming toward the place that I was standing. I started to run away but realized that there was no way I could outrun it.

I suddenly became lucid.

Something about a tornado made me think that there was once a lucid task involving one. I thought it might have been to merge with a tornado (I still haven't checked to see if this actually was ever a task or not).

So instead of running from the tornado, I ran straight at it. As I got close I decided to start spinning myself with my arms out so when the tornado went over me I would already be spinning. I guess it worked. The tornado was obviously not a very powerful one and much more like just a dust devil that I have had personal experiences with in real life. I spun around a bit inside of it and was lifted off my feet for a brief time.And that's all I acutally remember of the dream. Something tells me that there was much more to this dream.

It's all broken up. I had a dream that I was at the library and there were many chairs lined up like at the airport, and if you wanted to connect to the internet, you had to sit in a chair and connect with an ethernet cord. I saw Neil Patrick Harris sitting in one of the chairs a couple rows from the front, and there was an empty seat on either side of him, and I thought about sitting next to him, but decided against it because I'd probably act ridiculous and nervous around him. Other than that, it was hard finding a seat because the place was so packed. When I finally did, I discovered that I didn't have an ethernet cord with me anyway. I think there was a guy playing guitar there on the other side of the room.

I had a dream that my brother was driving me home at night and we stopped near a field to see the deer that were in the field, and some of them were quite close.

I had another dream with Fawnlock. I don't remember anything except for a flashback that was supposed to be a story about Fawnlock showing cowardice where Fawnlock (with big antlers on his head and a satyr's lower body) and a bunch of other fauns are in this castle courtyard that's guarded on the outside by humans, and I think they were kind of slaves under humans at the time. There were some fauns on guard and some fawns that were just hanging around. The ones on guard were all perched on a high, precarious point, and they held a bar with two cages on each end that had heavy things inside to keep them balanced. On one end of the courtyard, Their perches overlook a very high and deadly drop. Fawnlock was standing nearby when suddenly, part of the castle on that end crumbled and one of the fauns on guard fell. Fawnlock ran from the scene and watched crouched behind a small black fence some feet away, while some other fauns ran to the scene and looked over the crumbled edge. The man who was telling this story voiced over this part and said, "No one knows why he jumped" even though from the scene it seemed that he was tossed down by the crumbling castle.

Had a dream that I was in Minecraft and it was nighttime and I found a lot of cool, interesting stuff with a group in this dungeon-like place. I made a couple chests and put them inside at the entrance of the building so I wouldn't lose them if I died. Later, it's daytime and there's a blonde girl there who speaks to me about something that I don't remember. She's the type of person I'm uncomfortable being around, and I can't tell if she looks down on me or not. Later, she's leaning out of a window speaking to me and I'm down on the ground with my chests. She says something rude again and I spit at her (and then immediately regret it: thinking, "I can't believe I did that! I didn't mean to do that! It just happened!"). She says, "Ew, that's disgusting!" or something like that, and I just go with it since I can't really apologize for something like that, and anyway, I do wish she'd leave me alone. As she walks away, I call after her, "Get (stay? keep?) the f*** away from me!" As I suspected would happen, when I left, she and her friends started stealing things from my chests. First I retaliated, but it wasn't really worth it since she had so many people against me. I considered apologizing, but knew she wouldn't buy it. I wanted to just take everything left and make a house somewhere else, but there was such little left that it'd be very difficult that way.

In a later dream, I don't remember much, but I need to build an enclosure for these cat people that are pretty much what Fawnlock was, but with cats instead of goat/deer.

In another dream, VALVe has released a new update for the first Portal, and I'm very excited to play it. The dark room is full of people playing Portal, but when they all leave, I am left still obsessing over it. Someone who works there but doesn't really play video games asks me if I think it's the best video game (series), and I say that it depends on what type of video game you like. She says something like, "oh, really?" as if she didn't know there was such a variety of video games, or maybe she didn't know that there were different preferences.

6-23-10

I had a lucid dream two nights ago. It wasn't that great. I didn't even remember it until later in the day. And I did the wrong lucid Task of the Month. Oh well...

But this is what I do remember:

Something made me lucid and I was flying around. (No memory about where I was)

But then I remembered that I really should be trying the task of the month. Since I hadn't been keeping up on it like I should I was having a hard time remembering what it was. I finally decided that it was "to give someone a gift".

At this point I was in a store. I looked over and saw Robert. I reached in my pocket to see what I could find to give him. I was wearing shorts, and the pockets were shallow and empty, except for some lint and crumbs.

I saw a shelf next to me. I reached around behind the shelf to grab something to give him. I didn't want to see it ahead of time. I wanted to be surprise of what my mind would chose. I felt a package and pulled it around so I could see what it was. It was full of little metal beads for making a bracelet.

I handed it to Robert and said, "Here is a gift for you". But I wasn't satisfied so I reached around again to find another gift that seemed better. But it was another of the same things. So I kept trying.

Eventually I lost lucidity in my frusration to find another more interesting gift.

5-14-10

Lucid Dream:

I was at what was supposed to be Emily's house. I was just leaving and saying goodbye when I noticed that the mountains by her house seemed all wrong. It occured to me that I might be dreaming. I felt a little disappointed at first because I felt that the dream was almost over. But then I thought, "Why do I think that? Just because I am leaving Emily's house?"

So I took off flying. I flew between some rocky hills/cliffs. I tried to fly higher than them, but seemed to stay the same height. Then the ground dropped below me. I could see it sloping down toward the ocean. I flew out and over the water. I then remembered the Task of the Month where we are supposed to skydive off a sky scraper. I didn't have a skyscraper nearby, so I just decided to free fall into the ocean. I was up a good ways, so this felt like a big deal to do this. I could feel the wind rush by as I prepared myself for the cold wet water.

I hit the surface and sank all the way to the bottom, which was actually maybe only 12 feet or so down at the place where I landed. To my surprise the water felt neither cold or wet. It just felt "thicker".

The next thing I remember I was back on the land. I saw a very good looking guy. He had light brown hair, blue eyes, and a little stubble. I went to him and started to kiss him. The kisses felt very real. I then took his hand and started flying with him. We flew back out over the ocean. It was dark now. I could see the very last bit of light at the very edge of the horizon. So I could just barely make out where the ocean and sky met.


We flew out a ways. I suddenly had this little chill come over me as I remembered how creepy I find the ocean at night, and here I was flying out over it so far that I couldn't see anything on the land behind me. I even asked the guy, "Isn't this creepy to be way out here over the ocean in the dark?" I think he agreed. Finally I saw some lights of some ships ahead of us. They looked like cruise ships. I flew up to one and landed on it.

The guy and I stated making out again.

And that's all I remember.

4-27-10



I was having camera troubles, and I decided that I had to be dreaming. I took off flying. I remember reaching out and trying to touch things as I flew so I would feel more part of the dream.

Then things got kind of weird and kind of became a sex dream. I realize I wasn't fully lucid in parts. Like I thought Sam from Supernaturals was my boyfriend. But I do remember I kept saying, "This is my deam...we're going to do it my way." I really don't remember a whole lot.

So I've decided to do a 30-day challenge of using the SSILD technique. I have experimented with the technique before with somewhat mixed success. So this time I'm going to use nothing but SSILD for the next 30 days and record how many LD's and FA's I get. So here we go:

Day 13

I went to bed late again, about 1:30. I set my alarm and actually woke up at 5:45 (I usually try to do 5 hours, but I was too lazy last night to change the alarm time...). However, I quickly fell asleep without doing the cycles (I'm getting really bad at the commitment required to get up early for this...). I do remember one dream and one fairly long fragment from last night, even without any B6.
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1. I was back at my high school for my first day of the new year, and I was trying to figure out my schedule (I have at least 5 or 6 of these dreams every year starting in July...). English was my first class, but I had some lady other than my actual English teacher in high school. She seemed a little crazy, giving us assignments that were more designed for elementary students. I don't remember what my second class was, but I remember that afterwards I went into the hallway, which looked like the walkway of a bowling alley. I was looking for my schedule in my backpack because I didn't know what my next class was. After searching a couple folders, I finally found the schedule and saw my next class was Physics (technically, the schedule called the class "Discovering Physics", which is close to the name of the textbook for my actual physics class next year, "Mastering Physics". Just an interesting tidbit...). I ran off to my next class.

2. It was starting to rain outside. I was stuck in the parking lot, so I ran to this red van which had the side door open. I tried to press the button to make the door close automatically. Instead, the door kind of slowly closed one section at a time (kind of hard to explain, like the bottom part of the door lifted up and went in place, then the next part kind of lifted up from underneath and went above the first part). The whole process took forever, and it started to rain before the entire door came together. Instead of the last section going in place, however, the door kind of malfunctioned, and this kind of handicapped ramp on the outside of the van pushed down, lifting the side of the car.
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When I woke up at about 8:15, I had a hard time getting up. I finally just kind of forced myself up (by rolling off the bed...). I figured it would be fine if I performed the WBTB then. First thing I did was take 300mg of B6 so it would be absorbed by the time I actually went to sleep. I sat up playing solitaire on my phone for like 45 minutes (yeah, really... I was bored...). I then laid down at a little after 9 and performed the cycles. I got through about 4 cycles before I fell asleep again. And, oh boy, this was a major false awakening-fest...
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I'm pretty sure the dream just started with a FA right off the bat. I woke up in my bed, but I was backwards in my bed (my feet were on my pillow and my head was where my feet usually are.) The wall I was looking at looked really off. I tried to get up, but I was kind of stuck to the bed. The dream started to destabilize (I think), but I just kind of laid there for a while making sure I didn't move. I again woke up in a bedroom, but it was my old bedroom*. My dad came in to wake me up for breakfast, so I kind of pretended to be asleep. I felt him sit down on my bed as my side of the bed rose up a little, although a lot more than it should have. Again, the dream went dark. I woke up a third time in the right bedroom, but everything in the room was flipped. I knew this was wrong too. My brother came in just as the dream went dark again. I woke up again in my old bedroom backwards in my bed again. My phone was vibrating, so I sat up to check it. I tried pressing a button to turn the screen on. I could see the screen show something, but the backlight wouldn't turn on so I could see it. I finally grasped that I was dreaming. I was able to get up finally and stood in the middle of my bedroom. There was stuff going on outside my door, but I did my best to ignore it.

Right before I went to bed, I was reading Hyu's dream journal and was fascinated by this post about persistent realms, so I thought I'd give it a try. I imagined myself leaving this dream made by my subconscious so I could get to the real worlds outside the dream. I kind of felt my body relax, and before I realized what was happening, I was falling backwards. I fell right through the floor into darkness. I continued to fall back until I got to this small planet that looked like a level from Super Mario Galaxy. The "planet" kind of had the general shape of a cube, but several parts were missing, making a long walkway around to wherever I was supposed to go (the Power Star, probably...). Before I could even start, though, I actually woke up thanks to my loud mouth parents downstairs yelling for me to get up.
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I looked at the clock and saw it was only 9:45. It did surprise me that all that happened in the span of about 30 minutes instead of the usual hour and a half that it takes me. I was really surprised and happy that I had such quick success with Hyu's technique. Granted, I wouldn't exactly call it a success, but it was a lot more progress than I expected so soon.

Day 13: LD - 1, FA - 4
TOTAL: LD - 8, FA - 8

*My brother got married and moved out in December, so I got to move all of my stuff into his room, which is slightly bigger than mine. In my dream, I woke up back in my old bedroom down the hall from my current bedroom.

4-10-10

Lucid Dream (maybe this is several dreams):

I had gone on this trip with a group of girls. We were staying in this awful motel room that was decorated in burgandy and pink. I took out my camera and tried to take pictures but the battery was wrong. I took it out, and it wasn't the right one. I was mad because I couldn't take any more pictures on this trip.

I didn't go lucid at that point.

Later we were in an airport watching these huge jets take off. Then I was on a plane. Seems like something happened, like we almost hit a building. But I don't really remember that.


Then I was back at home in my childhood house. I was in the backyard. I don't remember what triggered lucidity. But I suddenly knew I was dreaming and flew up in the air a bit. I felt a bit unstable in the dream, so I rubbed my hands together. I realized that it had been forever since I had done this in a dream. I noticed that it really did bring me back in to the dream. I felt more physically there.

I looked over the fence into the neighbor's yard. They had their sprinklers on. I knew I wanted to go through the sprinklers. I thought that it was either a Task of the Month from the past...or something that I had decided at one point I wanted to do. So I swooped down until the water was sprinkling on me. The water felt very real.

I flew back up. I then remembered reading on of my LDs from a long time ago where I had used my five senses...and how that had made the dream way more meaningful. So I flew over to my roof and rubbed, my hand all along the brown asphalt shingles. It was satisfying to feel the roughness under my fingertips.

I then remember one of the other Tasks that I had been wanted to try for a while now was to meet a fictional character. The one that popped into my head was a character from a story that I had started writing myself a while ago. I flew back up and looked into the neighbors yard again and saw a wheelchair. I thought it was empty at first. But as I got closer I saw a child sitting in it. I wondered if this was my character as a child. He started talking to me. What he said didn't make sense. But I thougth it was cool that he was interacting with me.

4-2-10

I read about the Lucid Tasks yesterday and told myself the next time I was lucid I would do those. Apparently it's good for me to set goals like that becasue I got lucid last night and completed both tasks.


Lucid Tasks Dream:

I was having camera problems and was feeling very frustrated. There was something I really wanted to take a picture of (though I can't remember what it was).

Something in my mind reminded me that this meant that there was a chance I was dreaming. I didn't want to think about that possibility because that meant that whatever it was that I was taking a picture of was not real, and I really wanted it to be real.

But I decided to try to fly anyway, and wasn't too surprised when I took off gliding and knew that this was a dream.

I then remembered the Tasks that I wanted to try.


I landed on the ground again. I was on the side of a nearly empty city street. I could see no cars and very few people.

I decided to try the basic task first--the simple headstand. So I bent over with my hands down, just like I would do a hand stand in a pool. I put my head on the pavement and tried to balance my legs in the air. At first I was having trouble maintaining balance. I had to tel myellf, "Oh come on... this is a dream. I should be able to do this with no problems." And at that I steadied myself and held a headstand.

Pleased with myself, I decided to try the more advanced version of a headstand. I wasn't sure how this one would work. I had never separated body parts on a dream before. I had no idea if they would come off easily or not. Would it hurt at all?

I grabbed my head in my hands and started giving a sideways pull. I wasn't sure if anything was happening. Then I noticed my shadow on the ground in front of me and I realized that that would be a great help.

I then watched as I slid my head off my shoulders (no pain or discomfort at all) and lowered it to the ground. I also didn't noticed any change with the way I was viewing things. My vision remained focused on the shadow.

I placed my head on the ground next to my feet. I felt no sensation on my head at all as I carefully stepped up on my head. My feet, however, were bare, and I could feel my head and hair under my feet. I stood there for a moment.

And then must have lost lucidity because I remember nothing else.

3-22-10

I was at the beach and seeing all kinds of cool sea life along the shore. I pulled out my camera to take some pictures. But when I pushed the button to take a picture nothing happened. Plus the battery was almost dead.

I said to myself, "Dang....why does this always happen to me?"

Then I thought, "Doesn't this always happen to me in dreams? Too bad this isn't a dream. This is way too real."

And then I thought, "Well, maybe I should just make sure....."

And I took off running for the water and jumped...and I started soaring over the water.

And I thought....."Well...what do you know....it's a dream after all."

I flew over the ocean for a moment then dropped into the water.

And then....my alarm went off.

I had about 15 seconds of lucidity.