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So I was on a road trip and abduction. Being kept in with fear, my freinds were too. There wasn't even a ransom or anything. So after one failed attempt my father who showed upout of nowhere told me my really old grandma neededed to enter the building I was being held at. I of course failed to help and snuck nback into the place. They'd notice I left. So I went back and made this totally epic speech about instead of one good plan. Do 100 mediocre ones. Swarm roll down the hill now

06-03-14 I decided to try for the Bonus TOTM and got up after 6 hours to do WILD. I set it up with the mantra "Take Ophelia and Gab to another planet." I successfully transitioned into an LD but forgot my goal. I was in a colonial style village. Some terrorists were trying to blow up the court house. A crowd started chasing them. I noticed a long fuse burning going up to the court house. It is a flash back to my last DJ post where I ignored everything the dream set up for me, so I decide this time I will play along and try to stop the explosion. I run up and pull the fuse. I turn to see what the crowd is doing and some woman has lit another fuse. I run towards her and she flees. I go to pull that fuse, but suddenly see that she has lit many fuses that cross all over the place, and looking back I see one reach the balcony of the court house. She looks thrilled and runs off. I chase her and in the next scene the crowd has caught her and two guys.
This next scene is the disturbing part. I am still lucid, but waking logic is very thin here. I push my way to the middle of the crowd, and decide to execute the terrorists myself. ???!!!??? WOW! Ok, the dream is kind of in control now (I recently decided to let it control more sometimes and see what happens, but why does it need to be disturbing?). My weird dream logic is that these are bad guys, this is just a dream, and it may be interesting to experience. I snap the neck of the two men using a martial arts technique. The woman I begin to choke to death (???!!!???). She suddenly has the head of an otter, and it is turning blue and dead looking. Wait, WTF? I let go. Is the crap that will happen if I let my dreams go random? I do not think I like that. She is now on her knees in front of me and seems to feel she should offer sex to save herself. She grabs me and disturbingly I become aroused???!!!??? The men in the crowd obviously intend on taking part. NO NO NO!!! This is total BS. F-YOU dream! I am seizing control again. I allow some free form elements and some part of my brain goes this route. NO!
I erase the entire scene as far as people and colonial style elements, leaving just me and a basic city. I am disturbed. I walk up to a house that reminds me of an old girlfriends house. I go inside and go to the liquor cabinet, and mix myself a drink. Someone is knocking on the door and I wonder if it is Ophelia or Gab (finally some recall of TOTM), but it is the old girl friend. I wake up at this point.

After leaving a hardware store and messing around with a bunch of colleagues (or acquaintances?), we walk back to our workshop. In the way there, I get a familiar cat to follow us home for my own entertainment. The warehouse was scattered with boxes and equipment, and once we got through a door next to an office, my director was awfully mad at me. After he calls me over, I observe a couple of large 6-foot white tanks. Apparently a while ago I must have let something slip out of my hands while goofing off, and ended up breaking a pipe/valve. He's pressuring me to fix it with the crew, otherwise it'll blow up. I keep getting the sense it'll kill all of us, but he's blaming it on me, persisting I fix the problem. I give him a worried look, and he says, "the explosion will only stay in this area. But I still don't want that to happen." I look at the tanks, hearing gas leak, and my heart rate goes up from the time constraint.

Part of the dream I had this morning:

I am at the barn with my dad and my friend D. I walk outside with my dad, as if to leave. We get in his truck, and he starts to back out of the parking spot. He backs the truck up so that it's facing the opposite direction we need to go. I don't pay any attention to him, assuming he's just going to circle around the end of the parking lot. We drive past another car, and we see the driver fall out of the car onto the pavement.

The man is thrashing strangely, his face blank. I get a bad feeling about it, and look around at my dad, expectant. He says something about getting out of there fast, and then he swings the truck around to face the curb of the parking lot. Before us is the steep hill that leads down and away from the barn, to a two-lane road at the bottom, and a forest beyond the road.

"Don't tell anyone," my dad says, and then he drives over the curb and down the steep hill. We reach the road, and the truck is bouncing and jerking around.

"I've had enough roller coaster dreams!" I say, but I am grinning, and my dad laughs. (I evidently realized I was dreaming, but it lasted for about 5 seconds, and I was maybe a 2 on the lucidity scale.)

We continue driving along the road, but it's no longer the road I thought it was. It takes on a very roller coaster-esque look; there is nothing but blackness surrounding the road, and the road itself looks worn and broken in places. I watch it flash by under us, fascinated. (I must've retained at least some lucidity, because I was under the vague impression that nothing could go wrong.)

July 4th, 2014

I started out the main part of this dream in a mustang next to some other car on an indoor race track. My car was white. The race track looked like tunnel you would see on the interstate except it had red and yellow panels or barriers. The floor was concrete and the roof was low. We took off racing up this track. It started with a wide curve turning right then led to a long straight away where we both just kept increasing speed until about a quarter of a mine the track went up, then flat then up again, but i slowed down quick because of a quick right turn, then went upwards again. Instead of following this track to the left i went straight into a open area on the track and so did the other racer and transformed into soldiers from battlefield 4, had a knife fight and i was swinging first a couple times and missed then all until he swung at me but i grabbed his arm and counter stabbed him with his blade. We then both were at the starting line again but i was the mustang again and drove off early down the track before he got ready and before he could catch up i turned to the left during the first wide curve i mentioned before into a smaller passage/tunnel that had been there, i had turned into a soldier again to fit through because the car wouldn't, into a maze of side paths that went in many directions and had green arrows on the floor, to avoid the other person and wound up in a small room with a high ceiling and viewing windows on the too left of the room. It had a miniature race track with mini plastic barriers around the track. All still red and yellow with walls and floor made of concrete. It was a cool discovery mostly because i was not expecting it. I was tempted to drive a lap around the mini track but it was pretty small so i did not. I noticed on a mini map that he kept going down the main path and i was safely hidden where i was. I viewed all of this in third person until i got to the mini track then it went back to first person.

I can tell there is another dream floating around my head i just cant remember at the moment.--think it may have involved my old house on pioneer street and jessica and jed were there.

Last night was horrible, I couldn't fall asleep and the longer I waited the more my neck and back began to hurt, eventually I woke up with 5 pillows around me and my sheet partially on the ground.
Because of this the dreams of tonight were quiet vague and not vivid at all!

1. Mammals not allowed

I'm in a field somewhere infront of a large forest, I have a gun and there are some people around me, we're hunting for fun or something. I remember seeing a bird fly up from the trees and someone aims his gun at it, suddenly I look through the scope of the rifle and I see it being fired, the bird is shredded apart from the shot and falls on the ground just infront of a girl who's standing next to a tree. I think the bird was a seagull from what I can remember. Then we talked about how some animals are allowed to live while others aren't, the rule was: No mammals. Then I responded "Does that include that panda?", suddenly I see a panda sitting in the forest.

2. Google earth

I'm looking at google earth and the places keep switching between Brazil, Spain, Germany, Africa, Antartica and more. I'm talking with my mother about the WK and then she shows me were Artica is, I respond "There's also Antirica... no it's called Antrica... how can I forget the name?!", "Atricia, oh whatever, I mean the south pole." (Weird that I wasn't able to speak out Antarctica.) Suddenly Google earth zooms in somewhere in Spain and somehow I'm teleported to my livingroom.

I think this evening I will not eat anything nor drink anything before going to bed, I think that's what is keeping me awake.

Getting up frustrated about no LDs. i realize that I am lethargic and can barely see. I keep trying to fix this, but can't. I wake up

DEILD back. I get frustrated that I couldn't get back in the dream and get up. Something attacks and I can't even move. It drops me to the floor. I want to get up, but it wakes me.

DEILD back. NyxCC
I get up. I fly outside really fast and calm down. Dream goals... NyxCC I think, and look around the street, I see a figure getting into their car. I fly there quickly before she has a chance to drive off. I grab her hand before she gets out of the car. She is inches shorter than last time, and wider.
"Come with me, got somewhere to explore" I say, since she seems to be losing interest.
"Ok, I know where we are going, I have a way to get there. Just got to grab something fist." She walks around the car and disappears. Dang it. wake up.

DEILD back. Enemy attacks again.

DEILD back. NyxCC
I try to make it out of the house, but my dream body isn't working very well. I lay down and teleport out of the house. I see a lot of cars wrecked in the road. I notice that it is probably my fault, since I am standing right in the middle of the road. I realize that there is no one in any of the cars. Touché dream. I slow down... I try to think of a creative way to find her. I see a body in the wreckage and walk to it and see that it is just legs, not what you normally think of when you think "legs in wreckage", but more like a pair of legs that were made to be that way. On to option number 2, I turn to the sky and don't see what I am looking for, but there are plenty of clouds to conceal it. I decide to just head there. I send out a message to NyxCC on my phone to where I am going (I just touch the phone to send it). I think of where I am wanting to go and direct the wind that way. I start floating over there and realize that I need to fly faster and higher. I walk up a few steps and it sends me from about 5 mph (8 kilo/hour) to about 100 (160 kilo/hour) and about 100 meters up. I notice that I am not alone and I turn around to see NyxCC behind me flying along. She is flying like a DBZ character and looks back to her normal self (normal from what I have seen of her in dreams).


"Try and keep up!" I yell and speed up to double my speed. She flies above me and I turn around and fly upside down. She pushes me down and I start falling. I can see the water coming at me, smell the ocean. I keep going at that speed and pull myself up at the last second before I hit the water. I can feel the water splashing on my back and I lift my head up to the sky. NyxCC is a few inches away from me and smiling. She shoves me down again, but this time I fall into the water. I go down a bit and then float back up. NyxCC is laughing and I start laughing too. I imagine a small island behind me and start swimming towards it. It is a small floating child's playground. I climb on shore and step up to the playground. I try to imagine a ladder to the place I want to go in the sky, but can't seem to find one. I find a small place under a slide and try to imagine that it is a teleportation device. I make some buttons on the bottom of the slide and hit them. Nothing happens. I decide to just apparate and get there. I can see the place in my mind. I grab NyxCC's hand and turn, nothing happens. I imagine it in my head more and more and am in a limbo between both places. NyxCC's hand makes it more real back on the play-island. I try to do this about six times and it wakes me up on the sixth time.

Morning of July 4, 2014. Friday.



I am with my wife Zsuzsanna in the garage on Duffy Street where we lived when we first came to Bundaberg. There is a (fictional) large aquarium aligned along the wall on the opposite side from our main door. There are a few interesting plants and about four or five main types of creatures.

The water is very clean and clear. Two giant mole crickets, a little longer than my hand (and my veiw of them seemingly magnified), are swimming near the bottom. The detail is amazing and vivid though I am not lucid. Zsuzsanna comes out and actually grabs one and lifts it from the tank but puts it back a little later. It is almost like a lobster (or at least reminiscent of one). There is no concern or uneasiness of any kind.

Our garage door is open and several unknown neighbors walk by outside, a couple seemingly living where we would be living relative to the direction they came from, though they are visiting the other apartment in front.

Eventually however, one unfamiliar male neighbor comes in and soon shuts our garage door behind him which I feel is a bit imposing but I do not say or do anything regarding this act. He reminds me of a celebrity in my dream but I do not now recall who it would be, possibly Sam Neill as he appeared in “Jurassic Park” but I am not certain.

He gives a warning about one type of life-form in our aquarium, claiming it is very venomous. I look down and see that he is pointing to and talking about a cluster of brownish to rust-colored and kite-shaped fuzzy plant-like creatures that seem to open and close near the “top” of the kite shape (the kite shape having slight inward arcs on all sides). I am not that concerned and I am not sure if he is correct. I do not remember what he calls them. I say something absentmindedly about “Little Fuzzies” in relevance to the 1962 science-fiction novel “Little Fuzzy” by H. Beam Piper. I am not sure what the connection is; it seems mostly that I am just forcing conversation to lighten the situation.

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Update: I am documenting this as postcognitive (precognitive in light of my own perspective) on my main journal only, as I actually brought up a cover in Google which I had never seen before that features a large lobster-like creature with a “Little Fuzzy”. Seeing something directly from a recent dream in quite precise patterns (relative to in-dream context and associations, often ridiculously trivial or impersonal) has happened on a day to day basis all my life, so often that I often do not even mention it, but decided to here because of the higher unlikelihood.

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Non-lucid, semi lucid, lucid, false awakening

.../It's night and I'm standing on the roof of a building, seeing the ruins of another one in front of me, it's around 10 floors higher than this, or perhaps it's on the top of a hill. I'm not sure about it. It looks very familiar to me, although I cannot define where have it seen it before. I turn on the bed while I'm still staring at this building, there's something I cannot remember about all of this, I feel it's getting late and I must fall asleep first, perhaps have I seen it in a dream? I lay on the bed while thinking about it. After a while and a couple of turns on the bed, I'm standing again on the roof of this building, I think perhaps I might be already dreaming, so I decide to test it trying to fly to the ruins in front of me. I have no problems in flying there, I turn and see the roof of the building where I was previously standing on. Now I remember! It's a recurrent place from previous dreams. Once again I have a flash of some other dreams that took place on the ruins. I see a door on the roof of the first building and I go flying there. When I'm standing in front of it, I remember some creepy scenes from previous dreams, including some sort of crypt where a funeral took place in the basement of this building. I don't mind about it because of my sex drive is starting to take over and all I want to do now is finding her having sex with somebody else. I get inside the building and go downstairs. I find a room where one of my kids sleeps. Nothing of my interest. I leave it being careful to not wake her up. Then I go to another room. I feel she's there, and I could catch her once more. The door is slightly open, and I can see part of her body. It looks like Yes! She's having fun with somebody else, I see some movements but cannot distinguish if there's another person besides her. I get pretty excited about it. I have to push the door and it takes some time until it's wide open, I feel I'm making to much noise with it. When I get into the room, I see she's just changing her clothes, apparently to wear her sleep clothing. She's alone, I'm little bit disappointed although I'm still on, so I take her and start having some fun/...

* Wake up because of the excitement, I make some mental notes before going back to sleep, I don't want to forget about it

.../A fly is disturbing the peace of the room. I catch it and remember there's a spider web under the bed. I go there and throw the bug into the web. It gets trapped although moves too fast and is about to fly again. I try to push it against the web when I see a medium spider coming out. Then a second one although bigger which walks on my hand to take the fly. It's disgusting but I don't want to get bitten so I don't move and wait until it takes the fly and runs back to its place. I see some fights take place with the little one/...

Had a successful Wild and immediately went to look for Ophelia. No annoying mazes this time. She was right outside my door. She was even human: a blond, thin woman in a red dress. She possessed a creepy smile that reminded me of Robot chicken and Wallace and Gromit. She waved, said "hi" and, now that my task was complete, I immediately left her.

My awareness began to fade from this point onwards. While I'm not sure how I arrived there, I found myself in a separate room having sex with that woman from the dove commercial, involving the cactus.

Complete loss of awareness here. In keeping with the recent theme of gaming (guess what new reality check is), I was playing a bizarre version of the Wonderful 101, involving Shrek characters. I remember a scene where Shrek and Fiona grab onto a rope that takes them to Jergingha's lair. At some point, my mom decided she wanted to play and I handed the controller to her. She was dreadful and couldn't grasp the controls at all. Just as I was about to help her, the dream ended.

I noticed a recurring pattern at the onset of this dream: my hypagogic sensations often consist of the same tune playing decently loudly. This song seems to act as a "success" jingle, informing me that I am withing seconds of the dream.

So there are several weird things that take place in the dream realm. There are some things that people didn’t know. For example, Walmart’s warehouse (at least at the one where I work) doubles over as a massive laboratory in which revolutionary experiments are held. The laboratory is much bigger on the inside than it is on the outside and right now they are going through a bit of a rough patch. I was a high ranking technician in the lab and I was forced to leave my department to go help another department with something.

The laboratory was massive and resembled the interior of the USG Ishimura from the video game “Dead Space.” Much like the Ishimura the backroom laboratory had been overrun by zombie alien monsters known as necromorphs. The necromorphs shunned the light so they did not go where the light was. I was safe so long as I remained in the lit areas but due to sporadic power outages there were certain dark areas where the necros lurked. The infestation was being taken care of by necromorph exterminators to that we could continue our work while the necromorphs were dealt with. We were each issued RIG armor (also from “Dead Space”) and firearms that we may be able to defend ourselves should we ever come across any necros.

Now it was quite the hike from point A to point B and according to the waypoint that had been programmed into my RIG, the quickest rout was a straight shot through various departments. Honestly, I thought for sure that I would not have clearance to pass through these departments and that I would have to take the long way around but much to my shock: I was greeted warmly as I passed through each department. In fact I had a very good reputation throughout the entire laboratory.

Unfortunately my waypoint kept pointing me through dark areas that the exterminators hadn’t reached yet. I had my gun drawn and ready in case I ran into any necromorphs in those areas. Luckily those areas just so happened to be vacant at the time that I passed through them. As I got closer to where I was supposed to go I passed by some massive dark areas that had been fenced off by the exterminators. Needless to say, I made a point to avoid those areas. Now here’s where things got complicated. The way point began to fade as I got closer to the objective and it pointed me in the direction of a dark area that had not been fenced off. I trembled as I stood before the area as the thought of setting foot in there frightened me. Luckily I did not have to go in there because the waypoint suddenly pointed left into the brightly lit break room just before the darkened area. I did not know why the waypoint led me hear but at that point I did not care. I saw a friend of mine, Alec, sitting at one of the tables and one other person there. He and I went to the fridge to get sodas for ourselves but we could not find any. That is where the dream ended.

The dentist tells me I’ll need to eat something. She gives me a saucer with a small strawberry on it and then leaves to clean up. Apparently there’s going to be an operation or something.

Me and mom can hear the water running and wonder what’s taking so long. I figure she must be taking a shower rather than washing her hands.

I talk to mom about how I hate strawberries and wonder if I should tell the dentist how I puked the last time I tried one. I might be fibbing there, but close enough.

I end up hurrying out of the room to try and find something else to eat. I find a basket of pears [that’s actually peaches] and slice off some of that. Somehow I end up with some kind of cake stuff on the plate too.

I’m looking at a magazine and mom suggests I trade it with the one I have [something to do with the date on it?].

Then I’m looking through a book, which has scraps of paper in it. I figure some of them were used as bookmarks by the last person to read it. I come to a paper with Spike Spiegel on it. It has a place to sign your name and the date, and something about putting down what power you have but it was some strange term. I didn’t know what to put there so I just out my name and date [though I don’t remember what it was].

I can’t remember if it was in the magazine or book, but a ‘date’ was written: 1-2-1.

Back in the room with plate in hand, a guy comes in and starts talking. I’m wondering who the heck he is but apparently he’s taking over or helping.

Inspirations: Talking about our teeth issues, mom has peaches in the fridge and I have coffee cake, I saw a Spike Spiegel post on tumblr recently, been reading food magazines lately, have had a lot of doctor’s visits lately and was thinking about my teeth

Mom tells me to go get my gray shirt. I go look in the drier but it’s not there. There’s a white one though. I go back to mom with a white toothbrush in hand with a purple decoration at the bottom.

She takes a pair of fabric cutting scissors and starts hacking away at the bristles, complaining after a moment that she wishes it were easier.

She starts putting some thread and the bristles together, and I wonder how because the bristles are so short.

Then she starts sowing the thread to my fingertips, one by one. She then ties my hands behind my back.

In return for something they did, ‘we’ were trying to help someone/thing become a centaur. We put it in a suit. “It’s a bit tight, but.” And set it off running. There was another centaur ‘riding’ on top of it, causing them to topple. [Actually looked more like a dinosaur.]

The fake centaur passed by a bird creature as it ran…only it stopped, looked and saw that it was not a bird but another creature flapping its appendages and flying with some leaved branches. The fake centaur asked how it was doing that.

We’re in a shack that might also be McDonalds or something and I’m making burgers based on what the guy there told me.

We’re in an enclosement and on the way north I’d been looking for something along the fence. I come across a black device with a round button and click it. I see blue light twinkle around the enclosement’s edges. I go inside and say I found something. That’s when I hear a bark.

We look out and an ominous air gets thicker and thicker as we listen. I can practically see creatures coming towards us. They tell me to turn it back on and I do. I hope in the minutes it was off, nothing got out. I remember seeing a car or something pass outside on the left.

We wonder how to fight if needed. Someone (maybe the guy there) says, “Magic, of course”. I had forgotten that that’s how we fight since we didn’t have weapons.

Inspirations: I had just read the Homestuck comic ‘Hunting Lesson’, watching Aliens?, my fan clicker, I’ve had a few other fence dreams inspired by the place I used to live, reading an article on how to make goo hamburger patties

Non-Lucid Lucid

I heard about a zombie infectin, I instantly done a RC and it worked, I've been working on them alot yesterday, and I really wanted to have one, anyways, I became lucid and the lights were out, I looked at the lights and said "Lights on!" and they didn't work at first but I kept looking around and they were just on,I went to my kitchen and tested some jumps and I jumped high, I tried flying but still didn't work, I was thinking to do it outside to fly but I hate zombie, I looked outside my liivngroom window and saw these zombies chasing a guy, making scary noises, it was dark out there, I woke my mom up in the dream and she went to the kitchen, I said "mom, you're dreaming, do a RC" and she done it, and she was like "woah how did you do this?" (was watching inception the night before haha,) and i said "It's called sharhed dreaming, you are in my sub-conscience now, and I said, "look how I project kailyn's (my sisters) room, we walked in the hallway, and while I was going to show her, I tried to spawn a door, (didn't work) I showed her and it was different, while we were looking out, I was just happy that I was lucid for a long time, and I was just looking around happy, it started fading away but I saw my sister and her friends coming to the house and running, but there were no zombies, supposedly it was 12AM but I made it light out haha, I was scared I was gonna be a zombie and end the lucid dream, only because I got sprayed by bugspray, anyways, she came and I was just chilling in my sisterss room looking (IT LOOKED SO REAL), my mom went somewhere else, I went back into the kitchen to jump high, cuz that's the only power or something I can do haha, rather than change lights, I did another RC to actually confirm I was dreaming, and I felt more lucid then before, suddenly i was with darius (my friend) we all went outside for some reason and there was a couple zombies, I spawned a pistol in my hands and tried to shoot them, bullets didn't work, we opened the door again and then there were no zombies around except one laying down with his body chopped off in my yard, my cousin raigan had this big gun, so I spawned one, the sights didn't work so I just left it there, and in my neighbors driveway, there was this military truck and we were going to it, darius was trying to kill the zombie, so i helped, i stomped his head, grabbed a chain and whipped his head and he died, that's where it ended, it was one of my longest lucid dreams and I'm so happy that I was actually conscious in that