Noticing pain in my hand, I look closer and see a splinter in my thumb. As I hold my hand, I also notice a splinter on the outside edge of my hand. Both on my right hand. Immediately, I grab my box cutter and begin to dig the splinter out of my thumb. I cut along the splinter as I usually do, but somehow the cut is just a hair off, and not helpful at all. A little unsure about how I managed to miss like that, I continue to scrape at it in the usual way. Careful not to scrape along the new cut I just made, it manages to seal back together like nothing had happened, only a little pain that is completely drowned out by the irritation from the splinter. Worried that people will think I'm just being a slacker, I change my position so that I'm not laying down on my side across the desk as I do this. Now the lighting is sort of dim, so I go stand directly under a ceiling light for an easier view. Not getting the splinter out of my thumb yet, I decide to give the other one a go, and contort myself to get a good angle on it. Carefully holding the box cutter by the edge of the razor blade, I begin to rake at the second splinter to get it out. This one is much easier, and after removing some surface skin, the splinter flips over, and sticks out of my hand. I wipe it away with the blade. Then I notice it's 9:40 and I'm already late for work! I'll have to finish the splinter removal later, and I run to my bicycle, dropping every thought of what else I want to do in order to make it to work as fast as humanly possible.
July 11, 2014 I can only remember fragments. Woke at 4AM half asleep dreaming about classic cars but not sure what went on, later had fragments of riding in a car trying to go somewhere i didn't know. All the details are hazy so i really cant remember much today. Just feel tired.
Awake Non-Lucid Lucid 3:00 I woke up to my alarm playing "Helter Skelter". I went to the bathroom and stayed up for another minute or two for a total of around 5 or 6 minutes. I then stayed in my bed for an hour and thirty minutes until I fell asleep. ~4:28 I woke up in my bed,hearing the usual sounds when I'm lucid (rushin, et cetera). This time I wasn't scared. I attempted to someone to walk into my bedroom, but nothing happened. I tried to get up, and all I did was lay there. I was paralyzed. I close my dream eyes, thinking that I'm in sleep paralysis or something, and that I just need to wait a few more minutes. I ended up awake at 4:29. I then layed in bed for another whole bunch of time, waiting to go to sleep, accepting that I failed to have an LD this night. ~5:00 I remember babies, and my hometown. There were good and evil babies, and devil babies. I especially remember a certain demon baby. I also remember the playground in my hometown.
"Yes!" I said to myself as Sleep-paralysis sets in "Now, don't think of anything scary... like the grudge... fuck!" said I getting scared, but Luckily for me, nothing happend. Instead I left my body and felt myself floating to the ceiling. I opened my eyes and looked down onto my bed, empty. "Jesus, my bed is a mess." I said. I tried to floath down, but gravity had not set in, so I pulled myself down on an invicible rope. "Okay..." I said happy. "... Gravity is setting in." I realized as I walked down the stairs. When I reached the ground I looked up and saw, with horror, my mom sitting in the faraway couch. "Okay, Kasper, concentrate... Atleast you can use your trick to spawn Constantine... Just use the script" I assured myself. My mom looks up. "Hi! Mom! uhm... is Constantine outside?" said I, trying to be confident. "Yes, she is." my mom said calmly. "Where you going?" She asked. "Grocerie-shopping with Constantine" I said, sticking to the script. "Shopping for what, dear?" She suddenly asked. Dumbstruck I panicked, because this she never asked before. "Uhm... Cookies!" I said. "Cookies... What...kind... of... cookies?" She began to say, in a robotic voice. I reached for the door, ready to make a run for it. "the...salty ones?" I said quickly. "WRONG COOKIE!" She suddenly yelled. I screamed, for my mom changed into a demonic nature. Eyes turning red and spinning... I shrieked, while opening the door wildly. "Hello Ka - 'NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!'" I yelled, interrupting Constantine mid-sentence. I grabbed her hand and ran away. "What happend?" she asks confused. "Vincent's... favourite... monster!" I stuttered, running at high pace. She looked back. "Your mom?" She asks. "No!... Cookie...monster". "How did that happen?" she asks me in a confused tone. I stopped. "Things... tend to turn demonic if I panic. For some reason my mom left the script and asked me something new, so I panicked. Cookie monster, for some reason, came up in my mind so I said 'cookies' and... - 'COOKIES!'" Interrupted by my mom, still chasing me. I grabbed Constantine her hand again and ran back in a wide circle to the house. Slamming the door shut behind us, I let out a sigh. "That was close" I said. Suddenly the door started to open. With haste we held the door shut, with our back. Re-acting the scene of Jurrasic Park. "Search for a shotgun!" I yelled, while wildly looking for a shotgun to blow my mom her head off. At the end, there was no shotgun... "Keys" Constantine said and locked the door. "NOOOOO!" My mom yelled outside. Feeling safe for a second, we came to the conclusion my mom had her own pair of keys. "It knows how to open doors!" I yelled,still trying to re-act Jurrasic Park in a vain attempt to spawn a shotgun. As we were holding the handle, a voice behind us spoke. "What's the problem?". I looked back. "Who are you supposed to be?" I asked annoyed. "Your father" he said. Getting angry for someone to impersonate my dad, I lost lucidity for a second and wanted to punch him in the face if it was not for the reason I had my hands bussy holding my mom outside. Luckily, I came back. "Do something!" I yelled. "Oh, your mother is in one of her periods again" He says, while shoving us away and opening the door. "WRONG COOKIE!" My mom yelled at my dad. "I know, hon. I know, come with me" He said reassuring, while walking away with my mom. We waited until the yelling of cookies was over, before we left the house and went to the opposite road. "This is NOT what I wanted" I said angry. "The only thing I wanted was to spawn you, then we could just walk and talk... Maybe about my dad or what Anne said. But nooo, I changed my mom into a monster... AGAIN!" said I in a frenzy. "Do things turn demonic often?" asks Constantine. "I once punched my cat in the face... it turned demonic. One time I came here and my dog was acting apeshit. He acts apeshit IRL too, but now it was, like, tottaly apeshit... so I punched him in the face. And he turned demonic" I explained. "you... punched your mom?" she asks. "No, not yet that is" I said back. "Thing is..." I started, "... I once changed the entire world into minecraft! Then I lost lucidity and transformed into a mindless Steve... But I could do stuff! I once spawned a dragon, I did lost control of it, but there are times I just can't do shit... I want to re-create a scene of Godzilla and King Ghidorah from GMK and spawn Lars in it so he can see - 'is he black?' - intterupt Constantine me. "What? Who? No, he is not black!" I said. "Why would you ever ask..." I began, but suddenly fell to the ground. "What's happening now?" I thought to myself, when I suddenly found me and Constantine standing in a wooden house with multiple floors. "This is so not going as I want it to go..." I sighed. I looked at Constantine and noticed she changed faces again, but always keeps her black hair. "Why do you do that? Changing how you look?" I asked her. "Because I want to look different sometimes" She said back. "So WHAT was the point of you taken me to shop for clothes the entire time yesterday?" I asked baffled. "No point" She said calmly. I let out a sigh. "Constantine..." I began, "... do you, like, hear me when I talk or think about you when I'm awake?" I asked nervously. "Yes, but not clear. Like a radio with a lot of white noise. Words pop out, sometimes sentences." She answered back. "Oh... uhm... about some of the things I think sometimes... You know..." I said in a little voice. "No problem for me" She said. "Oh great" I said reassured. "You know, I found you as a kid..." said I. "Yes, but you asked me to take the form of an adult" She said. "I only did that because we were thrown naked into a room and I didn't like the fact you were a naked kid" I pointed out. "So, I changed" she said. "Yeah, you did" I said back. "I woke you up when you saw me" she points out. "Yeah... you DID do that, yes" I said. "So... Why re-act our world with shopping? This world is far superior!" I remarked. "You really think that?" she asked, frowning, in a voice that I felt slightly offended by. "So what do we do now?" she asks while we climbed the stairs. "I don't know... maybe I transform myself into a woman?" I said suddenly. She stops. "Do it" she says. I closed my eyes and said "WOMAN" and opened my eyes again. "Did it work?" she asks curiously. "I don't know... I don't see anything" I remarked. "Maybe I'm flat-chested? wouldn't be a surprise IRL if I would have been a girl... Ah, no, that doesn't belong. No, still a guy" I said. "Why not start small?" she said. "Small?" I asked back. "You know... wish IT away?" she said. "... and then build it. I would show you, but you would just wake up again" She points out. "No, let's not do that at all" I said sharply. "Why a woman, though?" she asks curiously. "'Cause your sex has it easier then us" I said unknowingly. She let out a sigh and suddenly walked further on her own. "What? What is it? Constantine?" I said, following her. Suddenly I collided with a person. A whole crowd appeared on the second floor and Constantine was nowhere to be seen. "Watch it!" Yelled a guy and pushed me away onto another guy sitting on the edge of the balcony. "Watch it!" said this guy and pushed me back. I got pissed. "No, you watch it!" I responded and pushed him with my whole body, causing us to fall over the balcony. Luckily I discovered I had super-strength and with one hand I catched the edge and with the other the foot of the guy I made fall. "Wow, that was close!" I remarked. I looked down and saw the guy I was holding looked rather lifeless... I saw his neck in a weird position and it was dragging on the floor. "Oh Jesus..." I said. I let him go. A hand reached for me, I pulled on the hand, making a second guy falling down and break his neck aswell. "Oh God!" I yelled. I pulled myself up. Suddenly every Dream-character began to yell, making a hurricane of noise. I ran away, they ran after me. It was as scary as in the movie Inception. Suddenly I was in a room and out of the other door, guys in white came in. "No, not you guys! I'm NOT GOING BACK! You guys captured me for 3 nights in a fuckin' row and held me in a looney-house before I could escape. And fuck the talking Taco-guy!" I said furiously, remembering a past event. I said out loud "KATANA" and swung my arm, while grabbing an innocent Dream-character. "STAND BACK!" I yelled, while holding my weapon against his throath. "OR I..." I began, realizing it was not a katana but a plastic knife you find in fastfood-chains like McDonalds. "... slith...his...uhm, throath?" I stuttered. For a second I thought I was fucked, but the crowd seemed to take my warning seriously. So I just went into it. "STAND BACK!" I yelled. "Easy, easy" said the men in white "Noone should get hurt". Out of the other door, a cop-woman came in with a gun "Oh, no" I cried. I was so not in the mood for my brain to simulate what it thinks a gun-wound would feel like. "What are your demands?" asked the cop. Now, from my experience with movies... and I watch alot of movies... this was not going to end well for me, it never did in the movies. "I want Constantine!" I yelled. "Ok..." said a guy in white and got closer. "But let him go, take me". I was more then happy to replace the two. "No! My husband!" yelled a lady in the background. A crowd formed around us. The cop holding her gun at me, the white men getting closer. A woman crying. I almost began to laugh how absurd this situation was going, while all I wanted to do was talk with Constantine while walking down a road. "What's happend now?" Asked Constantine, pushing her way through. "Constantine!" I yelled and threw away the guy to his crying wife, making them stumble. I grabbed her hand and threw the plastic knife at the guy while yelling "take this with you!" but rather then falling on the floor, it pierced the guy head and fell down dead. Everyone, like the cards in the world of Alice in Wonderland, jumped in the air to get me. I fell down on the floor and yelled "Constantine, do something!" She bended over me and created a bubble that defended us and suddenly a white flash appeared and we were in an empty room, but the same house. My vision was distorted. I heard a voice. It said "Hey, there. My name is Paula!" It seemed my vision was zoomed in, suddenly I saw I was looking at breasts. "Ack!" I fell backwards and restored my vision. A woman was standing there, with a huge cleavage. "Holy, STOP you going to wake me up!" I yelled. She laughed. "You are not used to much are you?" she responds back. I didn't like her tone. "Who are you?" I asked. "My name is Paula Shefe" She explained. "Paula Sheevee?" I asked. "No, look" My vision zoomed back in at a necklace that resembled a dog-tag. "Ahn, Shefe" I remarked "Wow..." I said, "You DO can read in dreams! it's even crystal..." I began, suddenly noticing I was, once again, looking at breasts "Ack!" I fell backwards again. "STOP MESSING WITH MY VISION!" I demanded. She responded with more laughter. Constantine was chuckling aswell. "Damn you women!" I expressed. I began to walk away and they followed me. Suddenly a kid came up and as frustrated as I was at that point I said "I'm gonna punch the snot out of that kid". "Sure" says Constantine. "Murder, treason... what is child-abuse anyway?" she pointed out. "You're god-damn right" I remarked. "Falcon...." I began, suddenly I was in my room, "... punch!". I hit a brick-wall. I shaked my hand, suddenly realizing I woke up. - Because this is my dream journal I made it like it was a story. All the actions that happend, happend real. 85% of what is said was said indeed, some stuff were from other lucids I put into this to fill in a long gap where just nothing happend. I began with only "I said" and stuff without emotions, but this got rather dull to read, so I made some emotions into it that I think would fit best. In short this is a story closely based what happend in ly dream. The character Paula original had more lines in my lucid, but I decided not to include them, because most of what she said was perverted. Figures the way she looked.
Updated 07-11-2014 at 09:00 AM by 70000
July 10, 2014 I don't remember much about the plot of this dream, but I remember the setting pretty vividly. I was flying (I love flying dreams so much, but I don't have them very often at all), and I came to this large courtyard with a huuuuuge tree in the center. Not quite Home Tree sized, but much bigger than a normal tree. The building around the courtyard was old and made of red bricks, though I didn't look to see what the design was like. I had the vague impression that I was supposed to be doing something at this tree, but I can't remember what it was. All I know is that I was flying through the branches and leaves, and it was beautiful :) There was one other part of this same dream; I had landed, and was talking with the Backpacking Group, and I was trying to prove that I had flown through the tree. They didn't believe me, even though I demonstrated how I could fly right in front of them. Then Ivan asked if we all had the supplies we needed for our next trip. I hadn't gotten all my supplies yet, so we were all looking through a catalog to order what we needed. There were a lot of seemingly pointless things in the catalog, and the things we needed didn't seem to have a purpose.
Dream 1 I'm walking through the school with C, I, and a couple others. C keeps putting her arm around my waist. I put mine around hers a couple times, and when I do its like she's wearing a short shirt or something because I can feel skin, warm and soft. I put a cloth on her head and call her my 'Mormon Egyptian friend'. We are now at a door that opens to the outside. We open it and a violent gust of dust blows in. There is a sandstorm outside. After it clears up inside, we open the door again. It is now raining or snowing. I walk outside and my friend are gone. Trying to find them, I end up back inside, in a large, crowded hall. It seems like something bad is happening outside. Dream 2 Im at a concert. I never hear this band's music but I know they are metal-core or something. The male singer is telling the crowd to 'jump like walruses' and gets really mad when we don't - he reminds us a lot. I decide that I don't like this band. A new band comes out. The drummer starts playing a slow intro with heavy beats. The long-haired male singer comes out, his eyes rolled back into his head. He does slow, heavy metal growls. I like them. Now, I find myself in a bathroom. It's very crowded and I only find one empty stall. The seat is so dirty that's it's completely yellow. I start scraping it clean and sit down. The stall door is open and I notice that everyone else's door is open. I also notice that girls and boys are in here - I don't find that extremely odd. I hear some guys talking about how they were able to go to the concert. One says all he had to do was say "I'll be right back".
Dream 1 Recorded at 5:20 I'm at my home town and in the Main Street where paint shop is. There's a motocross track in front of me and I can see people riding there dirt bikes on it. Most of the kids are being cautious and taking it slowly. I see Logan Dy on the track and he's bike is acting up on him, it seems to be going slow. Not too long later he gets it going and he goes over the jump like a pro. Im standing with Rob Shan and notice that Jamie Smith's Dad comes over to us. I think he's got Logan's bike and shows us the problem it was having. He points at the back piece where the chain hooks into the spikes. He says that it's bent and will cost $2500 to fix. He says that mines a similar issue and will cost $1500. I'm in a car with both Rob and Jamie's Dad, on my way to getting dropped off at home. I see that there's a Total Tools shop which I've never seen before. J's Dad mentions about my illness and says that it isn't bad enough to the point of where I cannot work. I ask him does he think I'm a bludger and he pretty much says yes but sugar coats it a little. I see a pub where Tash Steven's lives and I mention Arpie would love it. I'm now at Blaxland house and I'm pretty upset at the moment. I talk to both of my parents and tell them about the discussion I had with J's Dad. My voice almost trembles from anger while speaking about it. Dream 2 Recorded at 9:00am A man is sentenced to life in prison for doing cruel things to animals. I see the heart break and anger of the family. If looks as if they're on a roof top at night time. The family look of Asian descent which are crying historically and the other man looks African and is angry. Dream Fragment Rex drinks all of his water and Dad refills it up and says something about fluoride.
Updated 07-11-2014 at 01:14 AM by 24939
The entire dream took place near the shore of a large lake. The odd thing was there were no buildings, but there were foundations where it looked like a building should be. There was one area that was clearly a sleeping area from rows and rows of bunk beds that were there. Dream I was on a jetski and I rode it up to the shore where I bunch of people were congregating. Somehow knew they were Muslim and, oddly, I felt that I was also Muslim. Walking up to a large group of people that were involved in this festival type activity, one of them called to me, "Napoleon!" Suddenly I had a sense that I was Napoleon Dynamite and I walked over to him. They were standing in a really large foundation, playing a game (passing some kind of a ball around). One of the men seemed kind of antagonistic to my presence. He would glare at me and whisper things to an older man. It made me a little nervous. The older man walked up to me and ordered me to kiss his daughter. Feeling like he was setting me up, I refused but he kept persisting, pushing his daughter toward me. After a few more refusals and me pushing her away, he ordered me to kiss his wife. I looked at his wife, who seemed afraid at this point, then I walked away. I headed toward the bunk beds and laid down on one of them. This is when the younger of the two Muslims stormed up to me. He was screaming at me, but I couldn't understand what he was saying. He was pissed, nearly hitting me a few times. I stood up from the bed and looked toward the water.
Im playin a arkham city type game where I am Bruce wayne dressed up in a straight-jacket that looks like a batman costume.Im also really short.I am in a cave with metal platforms on the ceiling suspended with chains.The platforms are suspended in such a way that they go downwards so i jump on each one,beating up bad guys on the way,until i get to a biger platform that is not illuminated by any lights and out of nowhere, two players appear on the other side.They are talking through their microphones and appear to be female.Out of nowhere they attack me and start beating me up and calling me names,so i run back upwards using the prior platforms untill i get to the one i started on.They are no longer following me.Due to being bored of playing this i decide to see if i can play Halo 2 on my pc.The disc is a console version but it worked and i am OVERJOYED that it did.I called over M to play some 1on1 MP with me.We loaded up a map that is kind of like the map Coagulation accept that it is really small and has a hill in the middle.The camera is in third person the whole time as if we are watching an episode of RvB. I see Mace Windu walking around while clones are fighting in the background,the collour palette reminds me of the battle in Ep. 3 where Obi Wan almost died.While walking under some arches he runs into Kit Fisto who is waiting on a ledge above him and,consequently jumps down to confront Windu.His facial expression is filled with anger.They begin to fight but the way they are fighting seems very stiff and poorly coreographed,they repeat alot of the same moves.Flashback.Windu once went to Fistos homeworld to help.He arrives there and goes underwater to talk with the representatives who look like sea sluggs.They talk back and forth and it turns out that they are mad that Windu took so long to arrive so they attack him and his troopers.I am not sure if Windu had a rebreather in the flashback.They continue fighting for a while.Back to the "present",Windu and Kit are still fighting. At home in what i identify as my room.Sitting at the end of a big double bed.The room is dark and only illuminated by the TV which is in front of me.I am playing a video game on it.My sister and her friend come in the room,my sister says that she needs the PC and that i should move.I go to a small room inside the wall to my left where there are 2 PCs.One is black and new and the other is really old and a very pale yellow collor.Almost grey.I sit in front of the new one,while my sisters friend(who is taller then both of us,i never saw her face),sits in front of the old one.While we are geting situated,my sister starts talking something about pills,and because i didnt know who she was talking to i respond as well,which resulted in about 30 seconds of complete confusion utill i stoped it and asked her who she was talking to.She says she was talking to her friend and i go sit in front of the pc to play minecraft.Her friend turned on the other pc and U-torrent poped up and started playing a video randomly.I am also confused but too lazy to help her close the thing while i wait for my pc to start up.I open minecraft.Then mom walks in the room and asks me and my sister if we liked the food she made.We both say yes.Flashback to what moms food looked like.Green peppers filled with meat in a brown-red sauce.Image of my sister almost throwing away the sauce because she thought it wasnt edible,but mom stoped her.Back to me playing minecraft.Walking around looking for resources(lighting is fucked up,cave systems arent as dark as they should be).I run into a part that is full of iron and cole all over the walls and go deeper.I find a giant Nether portal between two rock faces with a smaller one in its lower left corner.I believe that i dont have anything to light it with so i continue through the cave system to find flint and steel.While exploring,i find another smaller portal and notice that i have some kind of fire thing in my inventory and place it in the portal.It activates and spawns a pair of purple pipes on each side that lead away from the portal.I am confused but decided to continue through the portal. I spawn inside a world thats full of water and it is ALLWAYS night time.There is no return portal.I notice that the water is populated with some kind of purple whale things with human faces.I freak out intensely because it all looks so weird.For some reason i think that my sister is behind it and the POV snaps away from the screen and back to me.I turn and yell at her.She laughs,it must be her fault.POV snaps back.I keep running around,trying to find a way out while still somehow above the water,trying not to get hit by the whales.After a couple of minutes of running i became less frightened by the whales,but they were still freaky.
My dream starts out with me as a mermaid (?) urgently swimming away from captors on boats. My hands have been cut off in torture sessions; leaving only stumps in their place. But even with this obvious handicap, I am moving at an amazing speed. My captors have no gender to identify and they dressed their faces with black cloth, leaving only their glowing yellow eyes to peer out. I had no doubt that those eyes had the ability to see through the deep, dark water––that they had the ability to see me. That thought alone made me want to vomit. There was probably more, but that's all I remember.
Updated 07-11-2014 at 05:29 AM by 65395
Dream 1 * I am in matrix movie location, walking with my dad, Kishore and other one. I opened a door by pulling a steel. One guy jumped from that building. * I am in somekind of house, my bro is playing the GTA and I entered into GTA. I am driving the Tank in the city and got 4 police stars and I planned to escape. I entered into auditorium and see some died peoples on the floor. I think its due to that guy jumped from the building. * I am in toilet of old grand ma house, I feel down due to head rotation and I think its due to galatamine. One buy picked me and told he will washup the toilet. I am in hall and my mom talking with Rani. She told mahabhratham saguni is giving chance to her for acting. She is going to join and I think I can also join if I got the chance. * Suddenly my teeth got pain and Its due to set and bottom got broken steel and it pierced my teeth muscles, I took it and see blood in the set. Then someone coming to my home and I put that my mouth and it cause pain again. I took it and see the blood again and it is paining hard. * I woke up and I feel some kind of pain sensation in my mouth. * Lucid Dream : 15 min * I am in some kind of strange place and it is evening 7. I become lucid and closed my eyes. Then I realized I am in dream and I should not open and I should goto meditation. I started meditation and I feel some kind of stretches. Then I stand up in some kind of road. * I in feel of eyes open and close.* I plan to explore and concentrated on a plant and got irritation feeling. Then I planned not to do that. I went to a hotel with only rooms. I searching for people, but I see no one in the hotel rooms. I see a high way and plan to go to that place. I am near the high way, but I am unable to walk toward that road and some feeling is pushing me backward. * I think of matrix dialogue and I planned to crawl to that road, Then I finally went to that road and the location is like my mill road. I am walking on that road I see my house. * Whenever I see the building the outer look is changing, since its dream. Then I move forward, I see a bus rash driving on the road and see the horrible driver inside the bus. I crossed the mill area and I am in plants and tree region, rain started a feel the rain. * Then I went to some kind of separate house location, I flew and entered into the compound. I see the camels with funny look, I see some 4 working person for that home and asked where is he and I know him. One person told me he inside the home and you can go. I asked that 4 persons – what do you represent? They replied their name with strange look. * Then I entered into the house and see some peoples in the room, the main person is sleeping at centre in the bed, I think I need to talk to that person. He wake up and I asked him – hi how r u and it long time we meet before. * He woke up and some people carry him. I went to house outside and see cats and dogs and took one cat. One dog shouting with good style. See a big cat laying below a cart and I think I should not disturb it. * I am at backside of that house and I fly to its top and see a wonderful location with nice breeze. I see politics flags of DMK and ADMK and they are flying in wind. I is a wonderful experience and I enjoyed. * Then I flew left side of that building and I heard a voice “He is going to make your girl” something. All the people rushed to one location. I fly and landed on one place, I think since I flying they think I have powers. * Then I see a brother and his sister. then I woke up.
First time Ive recalled my dreams in a while so, 1. I was in a mall hanging out with some friends of mine, two i specifically remembered to be my bros patrick and dylan. We passed by this group of stunningly gorgeous girls and decided that we were going to talk to them. While doing so I accidentally bumped my crotch area into one of the girls "butt"(for the sake of DV). She turned around and looked at me as though I had commited a horrible crime. I said, "Sorry I didnt mean to do that, it was an accident". Then, all of her friends decided to join in on the situation and gang up on me. We basically argued for about 5 minutes about whether or not what I did was an accident. After those 5 minutes I gave up on explaining myself and said "I really am sorry, my bad" , and then walked away with my friends. Seeing I was leaving my friends started running ahead of me and telling the entire world what I had just done(in the dream the girl I accidentally bumped was the hottest girl in our school). I ran to catch up with them and as I did so the dream scene turned into my school(yet I didnt become lucid) and i found myself now running to gain speed to jump over a chair. I got close to the chair and jumped but at that time somebody moved the chair and ended up making me trip and fall. After I got up, I heard some old man direct a friend of mine(Tristan) to put the chair i was jumping over away. I told tristan that I had that jump and asked why he moved the chair. I told him to leave it there next time and let me clear it. He said "ok, next week maybe." I was cool with that so we settled it. 2. I was in my house, just chilling in my room, when out of no where I realized that a random car pulled up in my driveway. The blinds in my room where completely gone so I could see there directly. I lost interest for a moment but regained it when I saw two dudes that looked like secret military dudes on a mission. These 2 guys climbed up right onto my window and the just straight up busted it. While they were doing this I decided to video tape it and got my camera and did so. On camera I recorded the 2 guys getting ready to come in, but thats about it. Once they came in through the window, one of them put a gun to my chest. The other guy somehow disappeared and I was now pinned against a wall. Immediately I grabbed the guys gun from him and use it to knock him out. Right as he fell I went into my drawer and grabbed a knife I didnt even know I had. After that I noticed some random woman in my room blabbering about what had just happened. I told her to shut up because theres more of the secret agent dudes all around the house(I saw them enter). Regardless of what I just told her she kept on talking, and another woman some how got in the room too and so they just kept on going with their conversation. Luckily, the rest of the secret agent dudes disappeared. After the whole situation calmed down, I grabbed my camera and looked at what I had recorded. The camera had recorded exactly what I told it to and everything looked exactly how it was.
July 10, 2014 7:00 AM-first wake Cant remember first half of this dream. Lost it when i started moving around. Me, my friend jacob, and some girl were modern day assassins that had a job to carry out. We were supposed to kill a group of people but we did not know where they were hiding until one day we heard one of the targets accidentally give up their location on a live news broscast. He said where they were and the camera stream changed to ine in a helicooter circling the building. We could see that it was night out. They were on a big sky scraper tower roof top to start but started moving as soon as they knew we were coming but we were faster. So we went to the tower and was in a room just for the elevator. All the walls were concrete all the way around in the tall room. But a big security force surrounded this elevator. I walked up to the police and talked to them for a while and randomly they decided to leave, and let us take our targets. The elevator came from the bottom up slowly and it was a steel cage that you could see in no problem, like a miners elevator. First guy comes up, gets shot, second guy comes up with a metal mask and gets shot, third target was an old lady, i leaned over the elevator shaft looking down on the elevator, raised my colt 1911 and shot her right in the head and bam, red ring around the wall where her head was. Then the elevator disappeared and the lights went out, but light from flares were still on. and the last guy came up a rope/steel ladder but we did not shoot this guy. We helped him up when the girl with us questioned why he still looked the same after 50 years of being chased by us. I also found it very weird that when he let go of the rope that was not tied to anything, it did not fall. Back to sleep 9:50 AM I had a few fragments but i cant remember all of them
Fragment: I am at some swimming pool. There is a large bay out in front of me with a gorgeous skyline across the way. I jump off the side of the pool, do a flip, then jump off of the opposing side into the water. Fragment: I am partially lucid attempting the advanced TOTM, to go to another planet. I go outside into a meadow surrounded by trees. I attempt to manifest a spaceship but only manage create a small rocket motor about the size of my hand. I start the engine and it flies out of my hand, circles around in the sky above me about one and a half times, then explodes.
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Yes, that stands for "Toilet Induced Lucid Dreaming" These were rather subtle. I nearly missed them until I realized I was actually experiencing it and it was a dream. - At work, a young guy Anthony is put in charge of supervising my work. He lets me do whatever I want, which is nice, because neither he nor the store manager really know what needs to be done anyway. The store manager returns later, and is unhappy with what I've done. She is always unhappy with everything everyone does, so this is to be expected. She yells at Anthony, and then he passes along the changes I have to make telling me, "I took the first one for you, the next time, I won't be able to keep her from yelling at you" - I'm operating a fork lift, and do wheelies with it, getting the tines completely vertical.