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I was in Pittsburgh and I don't live there anymore, so I knew I was in a dream. I was playing a video game and taking a test to see if I have any mental health problems, and my brother Peter was there, and I realized I was dreaming. I found my mom and dad they were together (in real life they're divorced), and I was scared for my health because i was asleep and knew I was dreaming, and they wrote something down on a piece of paper and told me to take a cab to a hospital. Suddenly I was outside, and I remembered to ask myself, Am I still dreaming? Yes was the answer. So I decided to practice my back flip. In real life I land kind of on my knees when I do it without a spotter, and on my feet bent legs but my hands reach out and touch the ground when I do it with a spotter. At first I couldnt do it, but then I managed to do a back flip, and I landed on my feet and then fell back down to the ground and hit my head, and I tried to sit up and stand up but I couldn't, all I could do was lift my head up off the ground. But I knew it was just a dream and I woke up soon after that, but still it left me afraid that doing a back tuck in real life would leave me paralyzed for life. I know in heaven Jesus would heal me and that this dream was just a warning to be careful and to only do it on a big soft mat or into a foam pit and with a spotter.

I was in my room. Or at least a room. I was half-kneeling on the floor, as if I just dropped down from somewhere. I knew I was dreaming. I decided to go through the window, but it stopped me. I punched through it and the window panes broke down, but behind it, there's concrete and bricks. I can't escape.

NOTES:

I didn't feel desparate, just frustrated that I can't get anywhere in the dream, despite knowing that I'm dreaming.

- I'm with my family on a trip, we are in a rocky mountain region. We go through a narrow pass very carefully, apparently we are on our way back. We end in my backyard and something feels strange. I run to the street and a woman appears with her car and tells me to be prepared for something big.
After a while we speak to our neighbours, and i go to another house. Then i see some alien figures across the street. I seem to know them from somewhere, so i approach them and one greets me and tells me the time-space continuum is being destroyed, so i have to escape on their ship with other people. While the alien escorts me i ask him who was the woman from before, he responds by changing into her so i now know it was him in disguise.
We arrive at the spaceship and i see a lot of people i know entering it. After taking off we go to a secluded place in a forest where a strange building floats above a giant tree. It appears to be a school, and their students range from little children to adults, and wear strange robes. Since the world i knew was destroyed i have to stay here to prepare for tomorrow.

I'm trying to fix a rather infuriating bug in a game prototype I'm working on.
Every time I run it through the debugger I get completely different results.
Even the code seems to change occasionally.

Eventually I realize that this is a dream sign and I try to increase my awareness.
A skype window pops up with a message from ~ Dreamer ~.
It says:

"I'm waiting..."

Oooooh. Did we want to meet on the beach tonight? Is ~ Dreamer ~ on the beach waiting for me?
I decide to go to bed immediately in order to attempt a WILD.
Surprisingly, I transition almost immediately, and find myself of the beach.

I remember to take a moment to stabilize the dream by going through all of my senses.
Wait... did I just attempt to WILD, even though I already knew that I was dreaming???
Well then... I'm off to a good start.

Anyways, I do feel that I am more focused now, so I begin my search for ~ Dreamer ~.
I start thinking about whether it is even possible for another dreamer to come to my beach.
It is a very private place after all, a place where I always feel safe.
But I decide that this shouldn't cause any problems.
After all I'm comfortable with the idea of her being here.

Unfortunately I can't find her, but I do see that there is another DC by the ocean.
Perhaps she has seen ~ Dreamer ~? I walk over to her in order to ask her.
As I get closer I notice that the DC has an interesting hair color.
It is bleached white with slightly lavender highlights.
Just as I arrive she jokingly says:

"You're late!"

What? Oh! Suddenly it becomes very obvious that she is in fact ~ Dreamer ~, not just a random DC that happens to be on the beach.
For some reason I assumed that she would have purple hair, so I didn't recognize her earlier.
I wonder why that is though. Usually I don't have any problems to recognize people in dreams, even if their appearance has changed.
She turns towards me, and I immediately notice her eyes.



Wow! Her eyes are so beautiful. I can almost feel the energy radiating from them.
She has had purple eyes in my dreams before, but they were never quite as vibrant as they are now.

"Hi?"

Oops, I realize that I haven't said anything yet. Instead I'm just staring at her eyes.
I feel a little awkward and somewhat anxious. I don't know what to say.
But then I remember reading that ~ Dreamer ~ has overcome such situations by getting naked.
I do like the general approach, but I'm not quite comfortable enough to just get naked.
Instead I decide to get reaaally close to her face and look right into her eyes.

"Have you seen your eyes? They are soooo purple."
"They are?"

She looks around for a moment and then uses her dream powers to pull some water out of the ocean,
and shapes it into a thin water mirror. It is still mostly transparent,
but the reflection is good enough to clearly see how vibrant her eyes are.

"Ooooh, I like it!"

"Hey Hyu. Tell me a trick?"
"A trick?"
"Yes! Like, a trick to improve lucidity!"
"Hmmm. Well, basically just engage all of your senses?"
"Yes, yes, I know that! Tell me an actual trick!"
"Oooh, I know! Take off your shoes!"

After a small pause she frowns a little.

"Why.... do you want to see my feet?"

Why did I say it like that?

"No... it's..."
"When you're barefoot, you are constantly engaging your sense of touch."
"You always feel the texture of the ground... like the softness of the sand."
"Basically it's similar to constantly touching everything you encounter with your hands."
"Ooooh, I see! Hahaha, that does make more sense than you revealing that you have a foot fetish or something. "
"Did I make you a little uncomfortable there?"
"It's fine... I'm just a little nervous."
"Don't worry, I experience that in my dreams as well."
"Yes, and then you get naked to..."
"... no, I mean... I'm not suggesting that you..."

We both have to laugh about the situation.
And then suddenly the laughter turns into a ring tone? What?

Aaand I wake up, because the alarm on my phone went off.
I'm annoyed because the dream was quite stable, I bet it could have lasted quite a bit longer if the alarm didn't go off.
But I remember the dream quite vividly, which is nice, and I journal it immediately.

Dream - Lucid

I was thinking about Dallas and I's wedding. It had been on a stage. Except for I hadn't married Dallas, I had married my dad? Ew, I know. I was thinking about having to share a bed with him and was so weirded out and uncomfortable. I was then thinking about Dallas and how I was married to him and it made me feel better. I don't know, it didn't make a lot of sense.

Then, I was in what looked like a bedroom. There were things on the carpeted floor. We were getting ready for my brother's wedding, which I kept thinking was not that weekend, but another weekend, but I guess they had pushed it forward. There was a full-length mirror to my left. Dallas came up to me. He was naked. He gave me a hug. It was a really sweet hug! Then, I heard a plop noise. Uh oh.
"Did you just poop???" I asked Dallas.
"Yup," he said.
Oh my god. My husband just shit on the floor. Could he not hold it or something?
I then looked over in the closet to my right, which resembled our IWL closet, and saw my friend Caitlin in there, wearing an all white, all covering suit.



Over the suit, she was wearing clothing. This is what they were doing for my brother's wedding...many people were going to wear these white full body suits with clothing over them. She was trying to be sneaky. She was doing all these smooth, interpretive dance-like movements. I then thought about how she had probably just seen Dallas poop on the floor. I imagined she had a good laugh about that. She then came out of the closet and sat down at a long table that was in the room apparently. This is where the other guests of the wedding would sit as well. A few other people in white body suits came and sat down. I looked over to where Dallas had pooped. He had cleaned it up, but I saw a slight stain on the floor. So embarrassing.

~

I was at some guy's house, which was actually the house that my best friend lived in when we were growing up. Many guys lived there, apparently. It was a house that the college kids came to to party at. The guy had spiky blonde hair, kind of resembling Titus from FFX. I had made friends with a guy that lived over there on League of Legends. I wanted to be friends with this guy too. I was lounging on a couch in the bonus room with my shoes off. In front of me on a different couch, another guy was playing a game on a console. I mentioned something to the Titus guy about how I had been in the house before because my best friend's family lived there. I was noticing how familiar, yet different it looked now. Different furniture in a different arrangement, a bit dirtier, etc. But it was definitely the bonus room I remembered.

I was kind of having feelings for the guy, but I didn't think he was interested in me back. I had a feeling I needed to leave. I got up and started walking. I asked the guy how many people lived in the house. His response was
"It's hard keeping up a brothel."
Ok...awkward. I didn't think he meant an actually brothel though.
I started going down the stairs with the guy when I realized I had forgotten my shoes. I said so, and he went up to get them for me. As I was waiting for the shoes, some girls came to the door for a party that was going to happen later. I was then given my shoes. I put them on and started to leave, but realized I had also forgotten my purse. The guy wasn't around anymore, but the girls were. I said I had forgotten my purse, and went to get it. Fortunately, it was only a short walk away in a hallway. I picked it up and was finally ready to go.

I left through the front door and went onto the lawn. There was some dog poop on the lawn. I was trying to avoid stepping in it. I kept coming across more and more of it. I then saw that there were these big piles of it in what appeared to be rings around the lawn. I couldn't avoid it anymore and accidentally stepped in the poop. Yuck. What were they doing with these? Trying to fertilize the lawn? How could anyone get to the house with this crap all over the place? Weird. I finally got through the piles of shit. I was by the ditch that separates that house from my house (this is true IWL; she lived behind me growing up), though the ditch was in a different place, and it spanned vertically instead of horizontally. I was walking through the long, drying grass and rocks embedded in the ground, now trying to avoid these moving blue blobs that were actually tiny individual bugs acting as a single entity. They looked like blue mold or moss sliding across the rocks. I then came across some clear stones with blue flecks in them. Very pretty! I thought about reading down to grab one, but wasn't sure if there were more blue blob bugs hidden anywhere close. I kept walking and seeing more of the pretty stones. I thought that they probably weren't natural, but man made.

Then, I came across these broken Victoria's Secret earring displays. Is this where the stones came from, broken glass? There were two or three of them, each a different color, though I can't recall the colors. I saw lots of stud earrings in one of the more intact ones. They looked like little kid stud earrings, some being bumble bees, for example. I wondered why they were all in the ditch. Had someone tried to steal them and abandoned them here? I wanted to take the stud earrings, but I also didn't want to mess up any evidence had it actually been a theft. I picked up the display of stud earrings. There was then a woman there with me. She told me that she had seen a dead body impaled on something while she was in the back of the store, and she was so shocked she tried to kill herself by swallowing a bunch of the stud earrings. As she was saying this, I saw her head and neck against a black background with emphasis on her neck. There was a red line on her neck showing how she was affected. Hard to explain that part. She then said she immediately changed her mind and made herself puke them up. Wouldn't that make things worse, though, I wondered, because it would cut her esophagus up as the earrings were coming back up?

- Dancing some indigenous native dance, I'm happy I can perform the movements although I never tried dancing these more than the basic steps in WL.

- My aunt-mom had some complains about her organization. The whole dream develops under water. We're in an ex-girlfriend's house. There's a huge hornet at the end of the sequence.

- I'm talking with some religious people. I took the atheist side, and I'm not interested in discussing with them because of I show them the size of their arguments against what I think. A friend of mine, who is handicapped, laughs to much, until he falls backwards from the ledge of the yard of my grandparents' house. He's bleeding from the back of his head, he jokes about what's all that he remembers during his fall, we help him to get an ambulance.

- It's a semi-lucid where I get into a first person shooting game world. I cross the main gate, which is equivalent to the introduction screen. I know it's all a game, and whatever they try to do doesn't hurt me. I perform a lot of dream control here, but don't get to fully realize it's a dream. I get shoot a lot of times, but I decide that those bullets doesn't hurt me. There's an out of scale fat guy who has a severe fall, and I play with the timing of his swoon until he faints, in spite of he tries to keep on going. Then I get into a room, talking with a lot of people in order to go for the next level, like it was sort of special security/investigations office.

- I see two electric guitars that apparently I finally got to unite. There's a band of guys, dressed in some folk style who come after my participation of a music event. They say it's enough of the metal style chance. I see myself playing the guitar in a podium or some, the whole place is like a theater. I think perhaps it's not me who I'm seeing but a faint actor to replace me because of it looks too good. The music sounds good and I collaborate during the performance of the folk band, improvising some riffs that fit the style, although it's not something that really interests me.

- Nap after work: I'm riding an adventure motorbike that sometimes turns into a big 4 wheel bike and sometimes it turns into a 4x4 lifted jeep. I cross an alternate road to my grandparents' town which once I traveled in a bus because of road works. I cross at least 3 little towns, which used to be part of past dreams in the road. I cross a bridge, too close to a man. It's a celebration day in the last one. There's some bullfighting taking place, I'm disappointed with that. I have to put my head down to avoid hitting some festival ornaments over street. I wear a mask in one of the sequences. Somebody asks me if I've seen the bullfighters who I sent to walk away. I answer no. Finally got out of the last town and enter a curve with a deep pond. I almost dive in. I have to hold the bike. Finally I get out and wonder about my mp3 player in my fanny pack. I must take care because the road seems to be abandoned long ago. There's a lot of grown grass.

I seriously wonder what is up with my brain sometimes.

Some long and very dull dream about some activity night going on at my dorm room. Most of it already slipped through my memory anyway. Skip.

Spoiler for Proceed at your own risk:

I was back at my old high school, having the classic 'class that I forgot dream'. I was at the school after hours though, so everybody had left and I was walking down the halls alone.
I come across one of the school janitors on my way out. But he doesn't look like one of the school janitors. He's a black man, probably about 60. Very small and skinny with a thin beard and big round eyes. And he's wearing these formal British clothes with a scarf and what not, all in this obnoxious brownish-orange color.
He starts asking me questions, but some of them seem a little off. He then takes me to show me his greatest secret. He walks me over to the old trophy case and opens a secret door to a back room that I didn't know existed.
This was the weird part. He has a huge secret room, right next to where the principals office was. And the entire wall of the room, every inch of it is covered in framed photographs of erect penises. All of the photos had been taken from the same angle. The man gestures to the center of the wall where there is a photograph of a huge penis. He says it is his and that he has the biggest one out of anyone he as photographed.
He was literally the winner of a dick measuring contest.
There is also a duplicate of the trophy case along each side wall of the room. Both trophy cases were filled with adult penis toys.
The man keeps giving me this really creepy look where he smiles and his eyes seem to bug out of his head. His teeth look fake. I woke up. It was the middle of the night.

I can recall in being what felt like my cousin's sub. I was walking down the street. I had become partially lucid.
...
My recall is more than a little patchy but I can recall at one point, I went inside of a house. The first room had a bunch of doors in it. There is also a bed and a dresser. A small piece of wallpaper peeled off from between two doors, entirely by itself.
The wallpaper then folded itself into a diaper. Parts of stretched out to become small legs and part of it ripped to become a mouth. Oh yeah, and because it was a diaper, it was full with crap that came out of nowhere. It had basically become this little monster thing that I wound up fighting.
The diaper had some connection to the house. Like the family that lived there had a baby and they made diapers out of wallpaper or something.
So we ended up having the worlds longest fight. I held the upper hand being... well a human and not a diaper. I can't recall the fight play-by-play but there was a part where I was whacking it with a big stick that I found under a bed that was in the room. There was a part where the diaper climbed onto the ceiling and tried to jump down on top of me.
There was even a part where I used firebending and the 'Fus roh dah' shout from Skyrim to blast it into a corner.
Eventually for whatever reason, the diaper monster became a squirrel. At this point I stopped fighting it and turned to walk back outside, only to find that the door that had led me into this random room led back out into my bedroom.
I looked outside. The weather was cold and grey. A rumble of thunder was heard in the distance. For whatever reason I decided I wanted to try flying. I opened the window, forced out the screen. I then did a last-minute stabilization by rubbing my hands together, and saying 'I'm dreaming!'
I then jumped out the window, and fell like a rock into the bush below my window.
Then I suddenly thought "What if this is real life, and I just jumped out of the window in real life?!" I did a nose pinch. I could breathe.
"Wait..." I said to myself. I forget what indicates being in a dream. Being able to breathe or not being able to breathe? Because I can most defiantly breathe." I then remember, being able to breathe means you are dreaming.
For a few moments I managed to anchor myself on the cold wind that was blowing in the dream. I start to become very lucid when I lose the dream.

FA in my college dorm room. I have peed in the bed. I get up and start changing out of my clothes.

FA in my home bedroom. I have peed in the bed here as well. I do a reality check and become lucid momentarily lucid before FAing once more.

FA. Something to do with the Simpsons of all things. Bart is buying these special schoolbooks that come with cereal. Supposedly these were supposed to help improve his grades because if you read the books while eating the cereal, you remember them better. Bart his happy because the cereal is dinosaur shapes.

I wake up into WL. Reality check and fortunately, I have not wet the bed.

Just one dream today because, just when things were starting to roll, I had to get up relatively early. Apart from the occasional very early dream I often don't get much till my set alarm time, because I don't push it now during the early hours...let the brain do its night-time maintenance...and it pays off because, so far, I haven't had one of those awful "feeling ill" episodes.

7.00 (after a WBTB)
Long drawn-out gunfight (DS=violence) in a very busy town...only it's between me and my grandson and against my oldest son (absolutely no conflicts in my family so I'm assuming that Ed's film budget was pretty tight) There was another character (who apparently gave me his gun) but the rest were just cheap DC extras.

At one stage one of my long distance shots clearly wounded my son (sorry son...I didn't write the script) After some skirmishing we eventually all met up together again and there wasn't a mark on my son, so Ed clearly couldn't afford a continuity girl either.

I quite often get an early dream that is less than an hour after I've fallen asleep so I wonder if they are in NREM sleep.

00:00 Monday 2014-09-22

still catching up on sleep but a return to some interesting dreaming

+(f) I'm skimming/driving quickly over a dirt road with lots holes

+(f) getting ice cream from a softy machine?

+ I'm given a responsibility I don't want to supervise some young people and something goes wrong and the police want to arrest me. I think this is massively unfair since I didn't want this responsibility in the first place. I'm working in an office and endless streams of paperwork keep appearing from the police and I'm spending all my time to try to figure them out and as soon as I read one another one appears. One of them is a laminated card with instructions on how to bail myself out so that I don't have to stay in jail. Where do I have to go? By when? Do I have to go at all? I leave the office and the door locks and I realize the paperwork is still inside and I find the office administrator girl to let me back in, otherwise I may miss the bail deadline and have to go to jail, and my wife is out of town so I'd be stuck there until she returns.

I'm vacuuming the office floor, the carpet is deep and fluffy and bright yellow. There are a lot of dirty spots especially at the corner where the floor meets the wall.

I arrive in a building/room where they know about the place to report for arrest. The arrested people must arrive at about 6am Friday morning, I think I don't have time to arrange for my bail. The woman there says that if they have not called me yet then I'm probably OK and I don't have to go. I ask her several times to confirm this. I don't have my phone to call, there are men sitting around tables and we get to talking and they mention the university laboratory and I mention that both my dad and I worked there. They hand me items that look like big thick church key can openers.

+ In a group of young people, at some large outdoor park, a giant mechanical arm/tentacle descends out of the mist, we talk about it for a bit. Then we slide down a slide into a normal playground coming through the mist, my friends start using the swinging rings and I move to the drinking fountain which is small and sort of dirty looking and surrounded by several mean looking young men so I decide to move on.

Later we're lying all together in a pile, one girl close to me lying on top of someone else, I tell her "You can be the girl who is one top". There is another girl next to me and we make out for a little bit.

I dont remember how I became lucid in these first 2 dreams, but here they are:

1. I was in my driveway and my dad had just backed in in a small gray car. I had been talking to two other guys next to me. Suddenly I noticed that my dad was wearing an army A class uniform and it occurred to me, "Hey! dads not in the military any more, I'm dreaming!!". I was really excited yet shocked because this was the first time I had become lucid while spending the night at a friends house. This excitement woke me up, but I was still glad of my accomplishment.

2. I remember becoming lucid again while I was still sleeping over at my friends house. This dream was before the one above^^^.

3. I remember being in some kind of mall with my friends. Suddenly I became lucid. I walked over into a doctors office in the mall and sat down with my friends, just to see what they were doing. My friend Patrick was sitting next to me and some how we got onto the topic of BJ's and out of the blue Patrick said he would give me one(WTF, none of us are gay at all).
He said he wasn't going to give me a BJ out in the open, so he moved over to a seat in the corner of the waiting room. This room was rather dark, and there weren't many lights on. I decided to leave Patrick in this situation and went over into another room in the doctors office. In this other room, there was a fine girl. She had a nice tan and all black hair. I went up to her and asked her if she wanted to "bang". She was down for it. We walked over into the same waiting room that I had just came from and sat down in a seat, in another corner opposite of where patrick was sitting.
I knew that we were about to "bang" in public, but I didn't really care because this was a dream. The girl sat down to the right of me and took off her tight leggings and panties. I got out the "part of myself" and waited for her. I then told her to get on top of me and ride me(lol sorry if this is a little explicit, not what I was going for. just going for good recall). She said that she wanted me to finger her first, and I was okay with that. As I looked over to start fingering her, I saw a ball sack in her crotch area. She didn't have a penis, it was just a ball sack. She started playing around with it.
I came to my senses and realized that this girl wasn't the girl for me. I left the office immediately. Soon after, I remember phasing through some walls and curtains and other stuff inside of the doctor's office. After I got out of the office, and I realized I was still in the mall, I started strolling around. I remembered one of my dream goals, to find a specific girl DC, one that I was in love with. I looked around for her, but she was no where. I noticed that the mall was rather crowded. I walked down a hallway that had an arch/tunnel over it and walked through it. On the other side I decided to just continue looking for this girl.
Out of no where, a fine blonde girl passes by me. I walk up to her see that she is holding two onions in a black bag right in front of her breasts. "May I touch your buns?", I ask her. I then proceed to grab the onions. She laughs and I get closer to her. She is completely down for this. I softly grasp her breasts(lol this sounds so bad) and then she puts her left hand in my pants and under my boxers and grabs my penis. My animal instincts kick in again.
Suddenly, everyone in the mall looks up to the glass ceiling and starts screaming. Clueless, I look up to figure out what is going on. I see a massive meteor flying towards the mall. It has a glowing orange aurora around it. I know that I can stop this, but then I remember how real the dream was and that I could get hurt(Lol, went coward mode for the first time in forever). To avoid getting hurt or dying, I fly into the air and hover. My flying skills seem to be lagging and I keep falling.
Eventually I get my flying skill down and continue flying upwards, watching the meteor. Suddenly I see it crash into the earth. At this point, I am way up into the atmosphere, almost into space. The meteor destroys half the Earth. All that is left of the Earth now is 2 continents. One is small, the other is really big. The rest of the Earth, what seemed like 85-90 % was all ocean now. I think about going down to the surface to see what was going on down there, but then I hear a voice speak. "50 billion Biomes destroyed" a voice says. I remember the voice saying much more, but thats all I remembered.
After this I decided to wake up. Earlier in the dream, I forgot to mention, I played some music that could be heard any where in the dream world. It was like I was listening to my iPod even though I didn't have it. It was amazing, the soundtrack was the exact same as it was in waking life.

*The 3rd dream was about 1-2 hours long, I need to work on my recall. I have now also fixed my problem where my LD's were always really short. Now I can stay in each LD usually hours at a time. I plan on doing alot more stuff now.

I was at my brother's college and a girl started telling me about this movie. She told me it started with a shot of billions of crabs on the sea floor but there is no water, just sand. However, you can't see the sand because there is just a carpet of crabs for as far as you can see and the view is flying over them really fast, but there is no visible end to the crabs. At this point in the dream I was actually in the setting and she was no longer narrating; I had left the college dream behind and now was in the movie part. Apparently for some reason, I think something about gods being angry or whatever, there was a giant wave coming that would hit us in a week. When I say "we" it was just basically a lot of people by the ocean. I got the idea that it was everyone in the world.. but there were only like a thousand or so people. That part was kind of disregarded. So everyone was building this huge warehouse thing that was meant to withstand the wave. The king and the royal family believed it was a stupid idea for some reason and refused to partake, declaring that they would stay in their castle. The girl who was telling me about this at the college was now my wife for some reason and she had a british accent. At the same time however, I was supposed to marry the princess or something, who was also a DC from The Moon dream. In that dream I had to marry her (she was like the princess of the fire nation, not azula though) but she was completely crazy in a violent way and I wanted nothing to do with it. So apparently she carried over to this dream, and she tried to do something insane like kill me or my friends, or some other psychotic thing. I tried to punch her in the face but she started flailing around randomly, somehow missing every one of my punches, elbows, kicks, etc. Since I couldn't hit her, I just left. We had built about half of the warehouse by now, and there was a giant gold statue where the center would be that was apparently supposed to hold up the roof. I remember remarking on how it was a "colossus" or something. The dream ended after that.

After the fire-benders had taken over the world (I was zuko) I was angry at them, and announcing that I'd had enough of humanity and I was going to go rule the moon, I flew into the sky by shooting fire out of my feet. When I reached the moon, it was not actually the moon, but a colossal mass of house-sized asteroids averaging about 100 yards apart. One of them had an abandoned medieval tavern on it. There were no signs but I knew it was medieval based on the architecture. I found a single bottle of sake there. I went to another asteroid and found that there was a giant bag of candy sticking out of the side, but it was actually a candy shop. I ate some candy, and went to the top of the asteroid. There was a table with two people sitting at it. I was now "lucid dreaming", even though I really wasn't. I was unconscious but my dream self was allegedly "lucid dreaming". I started talking to these two people and it freaked me out that they were dream characters and I couldn't comprehend how they could be figments of my imagination, they seemed so real. So I asked if they were real people and they told me yes, they were real people somewhere. I recall one of them told me to do a reality check or something, so I was going to break my finger but he said that would hurt a lot because the dream was so vivid. And sure enough, it was extremely vivid. So he picked up a plate off the table and told me to throw it. I said "it will just keep going, it won't fall" probably because we were in space, but he told me that it would. I denied that, threw it, and it fell. Then he explained something about how that was how you could tell it was a dream. I asked if I would see him in real life after I woke up and he told me that we didn't know each other in real life, but we would meet again at "the core" after "everything collapses" (or maybe it was after "the universe collapses" but I'm not sure). I am not necessarily a believer in the dream plane or any of that spiritual stuff but I think it is possible. After all, they seemed EXCEPTIONALLY lucid and real for DCs.

(Hypnagogic Hallucination): So I slightly woke up into the state between asleep and awake sometime in the dark early morning, and heard my mom and half sister talking, then I started to hear my dad talking (my dad whom I haven't spoken to or seen in years and would like to keep it that way, so you can imagine how bizarre it would be to hear him talking in my house to my mom and half sister all chill like everything's cool) to my mom and half sister. This made me super confused, and the first thing my sister and I would do in such a situation would be confide in each other but I was way to drowsy to even get up so without even doubting that I had the ability I started to telepathically communicate to my sister who was sleeping in her room next to mine, I communicated to her a thought, but if I were to put it into words It was something like 'Do you hear this?' and she instantly communicated back to me into my knowing that 'something is wrong here'. (Then I instantly fell into sleep)

So later in the morning when I woke up fully I realized more fully what I did earlier, and waited for my sister to wake up to ask her if she experienced me communicating to her last night. When she woke up, she wanted to tell me about her dream she had, so I let her and I was gonna tell her about the telepathic thing after. She told me that she was having a nice dream until suddenly it was shot into a dream where we were in our old childhood bedroom sitting indian style across from each other. We both looked up at the same time, making perfect eye contact and we knew that something was wrong and that the door had to be locked. She jumped up and locked the door immediately. After it was locked we both heard our dad storming around and we made eye contact again because we knew he was coming and we knew locking the door was the right thing to do.

So my paranoid hypnagogic hallucination made me communicate telepathically to my sis while she herself was dreaming, which threw her into a nightmare on the topic I was communicating to her about I'm thinking....

Weird tube kayak: the dream:
Had a dream I was going kayaking with my friend and his dad, and so I had to get my big two seater kayak because irl its the only one my dad lets me use, but I didn't want to use it because after a while I got super tired of paddling with that hulking beast, so I went inside and tried to get my dad to let me use the one-seater kayak, which for w/e reason looked like an intertube-kayak hybrid and was sitting under this tree in my yard. He was in the living room on a couch and his computer was beside the couch which is weird because his stuff is in his room. He was watching some remix made from a TV show like game of thrones or something. I asked him and he said something and went outside. I then got on his computer and got on facebook and asked a guy about a hamburger, but he replied sarcastically thinking that I wasn't serious but I didn't tell him I was for whatever reason. Then I had to explain to someone why Trucks and Mini Vans were good vehicles.

September 21 fragment:
Also I remember at one part finding my lost dog out in the woods. Dammit it got me again!

I am at my old house, while walking up the street towards my house I see a new roll of paper towels on the side walk. I look to the house nearest and see no one but here scuffing in their garage. I turned back to the paper towels and realize there are colorful things printed on them, so I pick it up and unroll some of it to see what is on it. Each single paper towel has the face of one of the teen age mutant ninja turtles on it with the eye part cut out so kids could use it as a shitty mask. I want to wear one so bad, so I keep unrolling it until I find the one with the blue mask, and after like ten paper towels length I find the blue one, but then I realized I was wearing a shitty cotton ninja turtle top that look like their body and it has red bracelets, and I got irritated because now I can't wear the blue mask because I have the red masked ones body so I found the red mask and ripped it off the roll and put it to my face and it stayed there somehow. Then I ran up into my yard and into my house where the bathroom has been re-arranged for some reason and has all new stuff like the toilet. For some reason the toilet can twist in place like as if a computer chair had no wheels but the seat part could still go in circles. After messing around with all the new bathroom stuff I went into the garage were some man kept rushing me to get ready faster because I have to get back to school before the bell rings, but my paper towel got messed up so I told him to wait which annoyed him, then I ran back into the street where the paper towels were but they weren't there anymore so I came back and had to repair my mask and somehow I did and it looked brand new. Then I wore it to school and I was boss as shit.