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26.01.2015

1-26-15 Fragments - Psychic teachings (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Fragment (+0.5)

Doing lots of readings and sending healing session.

A spirit that I connected with told me something about chocolate chip cookies.

Teaching people to develop psychic abilities.

A decent night before WBTB turned into a great recall night after WBTB and successful BTS (back to sleep).

23:30 pre-bedtime
00:00 (?) bedtime

06:26

+(f) bunch of dogs digging in a hole in a little hut, "dig dig dig dig dig dig!" someone (me?) says, "where's the hole? where's the hole? where's the hole?"

+ picking and eating red/blue berries from a bush; showing people around AH, our old bike jumps, 'lost my two front teeth"

A number of people are standing around a tangled, medium-sized berry bush. There are blue and red colored berries, I'm looking to try to find the best berries.

I'm walking along the main street on AH showing some people around: we reach the "end" of the street where there is a fairly large dirt pile. I explain that this is a bicycle jump, one of the many that we build on the hill. We walk back the other way towards the berry bush. I'm saying there are jumps all over the hill and we used to ride all over the hill doing this jumps, and that is how I knocked out my two front teeth.

+ kayaking homeschool, fast, sleek kayaks, channels between the reeds, rain

I'm floating through narrow channels of water amongst tall reeds. Children are zipping by paddling kayaks at fairly high speed. They are really good at it. This is a homeschool where they teach kayaking, it's an integral part of the curriculum, you wouldn't be able to do this in a normal school. The kayaks are sleek. Small girls are paddling them, at high speed, I'm admiring their skills. It starts raining, I imagine they must go inside and wait for the rain to stop before continuing kayaking, what will they do inside?

+ outdoors outside building, google project(?), the walls have ears (typos), people digging up, record and print my words

Outside a large concrete building on a sloping lawn with a group of young people, like outside a University building at a college. I'm talking, I'm saying lots of things. At some point I realize that my words are verbatim appearing as text on the walls of the building we're next to. "The walls have ears!" I exclaim. I see that even my mis-pronounced words are recreated exactly using "typos" in the words on the wall. This is some sort of privacy-invading project run by Google. Suddenly a team of workers appears, they begin digging around the base of the building, pulling up plates of concrete. Something we've said is "against their rules" and so they must enter the machinery and erase it from memory.

+ fire alarm/brigade, drive through town (deja vu), moving extremely heavy concrete blocks car prototype ('sorry, no fire'), club house 2 men workers installing diagonal windows ("look out, or they'll 'get' us") girl digs out extra room, keys on shelf, throwing tokens, change shirt, drink of water (dip whole cup?)

I'm a fireman? on a fire truck responding to an alarm, we enter a city and must wind our way in between buildings, I've been here I think, have to find the fire. Arrive at some building and get off and encounter a group of people moving incredibly heavy constructs made from cement/cinder blocks. They are building a prototype (vehicle?) from these blocks, and they're working on solving the problem of the large blocks slipping. Should I help them move? I don't.

I'm replacing keys and a small fob-like device on some shelf, I'm looking for the right place to put them, I see some keys and put them with the keys.

Some pranksters are throwing things at me? I go outside and dip my hand into a pouch by the door and pick up a handful of little stuffed-toy-animal-eyes (the sort where the 'pupil' moves inside a clear container) and throw them at the guys, they're amazed that I took it for so long without responding.

I have to take off and change my shirt.

I'm observing a small side-buidling, in one area two men workers are working on installing large glass windows that are diagonal with the top more outside and the bottoms more inside. If we're not careful they're "get us" and "even we [meaning the guys] are not safe." There are more girls in our group than guys. There is a small room to the right of the workmen's room, it's packed full of some material (crumpled up paper?), and a girl from our group enters this room and starts using her legs as a piston to clear out the room, compacting and clearing out the material. At some point the room is clear, I'm looking at it wondering if she's going to use the room for herself, she discovers me looking in the window into this room.

I'm in the clubhouse carrying a plastic cup approaching a big container of fresh water, I want a drink: should I just dip my whole cup into the water directly? (Is the cup clean?)

07:00 ? up for WBTB

go to kitchen, sit with cat, drink cup of milk and eat a small chunk of rye bread

07:45 ?) back to sleep

Feel deep wells of drowsiness, aim to sink deeply into it and fall asleep fast. I'm able to ignore sound disturbances and fall asleep.

+ bikini block party

I'm outdoors in daylight, one some typical suburban street. All the neighbors are out lounging around. In the middle of the street two girls are lying in bikinis on a very large picnic blanket that extents from the middle of the street up onto the sidewalk. The girls are lying on it in the middle of the street. They say something (but I forgot).

My wife and I are standing in front of a group of girls/woman in bikinis on their front lawn and sidewalk. Farther up the lawn is a very tanned (including the face) of a woman in a sexy black bikini, it's so tight that a camel-toe is very pronounced, and I sneak several peeks at this.

There are two girls at our feet in bikinis, one is on an air mattress, which starts to leak. Did we pop it? I get down on the ground and try to re-inflate it while the girl is still lying on it. I'm blowing into it but air is still escaping, there must be a leak. The 2nd girl is to the right and my right arm is rubbing firmly against her left leg (she's lying on her stomach) and I really enjoy this contact. The air-mattress girl gets up and I keep trying to inflate the mattress, I pat the mattress several times and it seems to me holding air now.

+ red quarterstaff

I'm in a room with a closet. I go to the closet and inside I see a big collection (10+) of "quarterstaffs" in tall leather holsters hanging there. They're all dark with one exception of a bright red one, I snort and say of COURSE I'll select the red one. These staffs have been placed here by (my patron? lover? Some male [ew!]). I take it out into the room and withdraw the staff from the holster. (It's more the size and shape of a Tae Kwon Do stick). At one end of the stick is a gel grip, I grab it and feel for the grip it gives. I notice the opposite side of the stick has a longer grip, it must be the base, I grab a hold of it and get an instant thrill of the sensation of the grip. It's not a gel grip, I notice it's some sort of luxurious fur, and run my finger in it and look closely at it for a few moments.

+ super hero costume leggings

I'm some house, super hero family?, the men need to go out and rescue some of the women(?), I say "bring me my costume" and a guy brings it to me and I start putting it on: it's knitted leggings/hose, of multiple colors like a rainbow. As I pull up the hose over my legs I start noticing imperfections and larger holes in the hose. These were supposed to be brand new! I mention the holes and the guy says "you should have checked them before putting them on."

+ terrifying train ride, fast food leftovers

I'm holding on to the left outside of a large train locomotive while it is moving forwards. The train track has a wall along the left side which is getting disturbingly closer to me, I may be squished! I'm trying to lean my head out farther to the left to look ahead to see if the wall opens up or closes more, but the train is going so fast and there are things jutting out from the wall so I dare not stick my head out and I hold tightly to the train while the wall closes in on me. The train reaches and intersection and stops and there is some director man on the ground, who starts criticizing the train engineer for stopping, my wife is the engineer. The guy says "distracted female driver is not paying attention!" my wife responds by immediately starting the train forwards again, I'm calling in a foreign language "Honey! …. Darling!" trying to catch her attention so I can climb in to the cab. She does not hear me.

I'm on top of the front of the train, slowly directing it along a very curvy path. A sharp left turn comes up, I see the two parallel tracks. I think we can make it if we go really slowly. We make it. We're trying to get back to the street. We approach a fast-food restaurant and I direct the train to drive through it?

I'm walking through the restaurant looking at the tables and the leftovers there. I see a very small mini-cat jump into the leftovers on a table and dig in eating vigorously. I walk by one table and notice it has a small cardboard box filled with one of the specials: a pile (dozens) of small circular meat patties piled deep in the box. Something like this:



+ shark slide hill inflatable ride

I'm riding up a large inflatable slide ride on some inflatable boat. It is a water ride. As we're nearing the top I get concerned about a shark attack. Our boat is near the left side of the water near the "hard ground" and I want to get off because it will be safe there. Right here on the shore in the water is a dangerous position. We right back down the slide, just about all the way to the bottom, and I think how are we going to get back up again?


+ (near miss) the video game that seemed so real (white bladed dagger & short sword, tools, dice, family's voices), touching chairs, digging out wall panels

Semi-lucid. I'm in an indoor location and I recognize that I am not in a waking/"real" environment. I'm amazed at how solid and real things look and feel, like the wooden knob on top of the back of a chair, I touch it and think it feel like waking. I rationalize the thoughts by imagining that I'm inside some ultra-realistic virtual reality video game. There are little cubbies against the wall, and a number of discolored places where I dig into and find items. I find a small white-bladed knife embedded in one of these wall holes and pull it out. I notice grates on the floor leading to passage ways below(?). I continue pulling out white-bladed devices: one has a very short blade, one is longer, and a third one which is an indeterminate device. I hang all 3 of them on my utility belt.

I hear the voices of family members (son S2), and I imagine they're just beyond the wall in the next room. I'm concerned that if they enter in my room that they will disturb this game experience and it will end. (Probably incorporating waking voices into the dream).

I'm back in the cubbies along the floor next to the wall finding things. I find a strange multi-faceted game die, 20-side I think, but it's more egg-shaped than spherical. I also find two normal cube-shaped 6-sided dice. I imagine I must roll these dice and the outcome will direct what I must do next in the game. I put these dice into my pockets which I think are getting quite full.


+ (f) meyer's lemon tree

First dream

I was a Liberal Crime Squad leader. Our goal was to take over the U.S government, and make each law liberal. I have gained more leaders that were responsible for recruitation and other operations. They recruited a few sleeper agents, and we started to build our safehouse. We've bought a press and started Liberal Guardian newspaper.

False Awakening - DILD

I woke up in my bed, and went straight to the bathroom. I thought Why It's so dark here? I tried to turn the light on, but the lightswitches haven't worked. Suddenly I realised that it's a false awakening. I did the nose plug RC and went back to kitchen. I thought Well, I've never reached the bathroom in a false awakening before. Tried to turn the kitchen lights on, but lightswitches still weren't working. I clapped my hands, and lightbulb blinked giving a little light. It stopped blinking when I stopped clapping my hands. I pointed my left hand at the light bulb, and made a gesture showing that I grab it. When I've finally got some light, I've lost lucidity, and it all went into a non lucid.

I was in the bathroom. I was taking a bathe in my t-shirt and underwear, while there were three more persons in the room. I finished taking a bath. My clothes were dry. I went to the living room. My siblings were there. I had to check something on younger sisters PC. I asked why it's turned off. They told me to turn it on. I did it and sat on a wheelchair. Suddenly my teacher arrived there and asked me Hey?! Are you sitting in a hotel room! No! I sat on a nearby sofa, and the teacher sat on a wheelchair. He told me that he has plugged his PC to our, and he had to do something on his PC first. Windows XP intialized. He had a picture of wood as a wallpaper (he's a forestry teacher). I went outside with a wooden piece in my hands. I was hiding it, as if it was something I wasn't supposed to see or have. I went back to home and thought I have my own laptop, why have I wanted to use sisters PC? Dream faded to darkness and I woke up after a while.

in a eternal death state you will never be able to wake from your ultimate fears they will consume your every thought as you die amplified horror will occur as every fear you ever haved

Nap time: 1:45p

Absolutely nothing. Most likely because it was hot in my room, since I woke up kinda sweaty, which absolutely kills my recall 100%.

Wake up: 2:35p

I then took off my blanket and tried to go back to sleep, which took longer than expected.

Nap time: 3:00p

I believe I WILDed in, since I was lucid from the start of this dream. I was in this garden of some kind. Pretty much everywhere I looked was green, but it wasn’t really textured. It almost looked like it was from a video game, since the shrubs were very blocky. I could tell the dream was shaky from the get-go, so I tried to stabilize by touching everything. The shrub felt almost like felt (lol), while the grass had more thorns and sharp things. This stabilization didn’t really work, though, as I soon suddenly lost vision in my left eye, eventually followed by my right.

I woke up into my dorm room (although on the wrong side of the room). My mom was at the door, asking me to send her an email with my class schedule so she knows when to call. I walked out the door into what looked more like my high school hallway. There were a ton of students going to class, most of which looked very distraught. I overheard some students talking about the abusive principal and some of the terrible things he was doing to them. I was kind of enraged, and since I have previous experience with school revolutions, I decided to stand up for everyone. I grabbed a megaphone and started to yell.

“Alright, everyone, enough is enough! Are you sick and tired of the constant torment of going to this school?”

I had a couple students turn around a cheer a little. I suddenly realized that I had no idea what I had just done. For one, I had no idea exactly who this principal guy was, nor what he was doing, so I didn’t feel really qualified to lead an organized rebellion. I started struggling, but this brown-haired girl started telling me what to say. I repeated her statements into the megaphone, and even though they made no sense to me, they did seem to fire up the crowd. After one final rally cry, they burst into a loud cheer and stormed the principal’s office. I turned back to the girl and thanked her for her help.

We walked outside to see pretty much anarchy outside. There were students everywhere protesting and going crazy. There were news vans covering the story, and one anchor came up to me and the girl to ask for our reaction to the groups storming the White House. Yes, the White House. I realized I was probably in way over my head now, but the brown-haired girl responded instead. She sounded like she knew what she was talking about, even though, again, in retrospect it made no sense. During this interview, however, I woke up.

Wake up: 3:45p

2 Dreams: 2 pts
1 WILD: 10 pts
Stabilization: 1 pts

Dream Total: 13 pts
Competition Total: 15.5 pts

This started as though i was playing a game on the computer. One of those 2d 'Destroy the Castle' type games. Through lovely dream magic, it somehow became 3d as I played, then completely changed genres to an MMO and finally became 'real'. For some reason, myself and two others needed to kill a small bird monster and use it as bait to lure out a large one. Oddly enough, this required taking the dead monster down into a labyrinthine tunnel/cave system. As we were traversing the system, the floor collapsed and we fell quite a distance. One of my companions, a rather short guy wearing elaborate robes and a crystalline staff, fell near me. Our other companion, a woman who appeared in her early-mid thirties, who wore garb similar to the man though carried a sword, landed on a level twenty or so meters above. I could not see anything after I landed and was panicking. I felt that I had to return to the surface immediately so I was trying to feel my way around, yet I had a constant fear of falling off an unseen ledge. Both of my companions produced lights and I calmed down. With no way to reach each other, our other companion nodded a farewell and sought her own way out while the guy and myself searched around our level for an exit. The only apparent way to go, besides an ominous looking drop some distance away, was an old stone stairway leading down and slightly angled to the side.

There was a bit of a gap here but I recall yet another maze of stairs and narrow, irregular, hallways. Something happened in there which I don't recall, but I found myself running towards a ledge and skidding to a stop just before plunging off the side. Two creatures, shadowlike in appearance, were not as quick to stop and slid off into the dark. I turned and, gesturing towards the opening I had come from, forced the stone surrounding it to cave inwards, catching one more of the creatures before it could get out. My companion made it out, but I was not happy. At some point during the portion I had forgotten, something must have happened, for he now was trying to attack me. I noticed that he had the same kind of aura as the creatures. I had no weapons, and whatever abilities I had used on the opening did not appear to affect him much. He swung his staff and I was hit by a gust of air knocked past the edge. I grabbed on and, as he was approaching, thought to myself "This can't be happening." following that, I had the feeling something wasn't right. With my hands rather occupied trying to keep me from falling to my death, I went for an alternative RC and tried to fly. That failed, but, knowing that I've never managed to do well at that to begin with, I tried another. Suddenly there was a rather convenient ledge at my feet to stand on. "I'm dreaming." I said. Then, to further test it, I had the ledge move up to become level with the floor. I had it, lucid in a dream. Noticing my former companion waiting rather patiently I decided to have some fun with a magic duel. Things were going well for all of three exchanges of spells and counterspells. Then a new, doglike shadow creature dropped from above, landing in front of me. I panicked and lost any sense of being in a dream as I noticed several of them crawling on the walls. Not really sure how I got out of there, but I ran and found myself near the original entrance we had used when first entering the place.

Waiting for me was the woman who had headed out earlier, she was with a group of five or so others, all preparing to fight a giant birdlike monster that was flying towards us. I had forgotten about the entire thing during my time underground but remembered when I saw it. I don't really remember what happened, but I know I was killed during the fight. I 'respawned' a distance away and was annoyed at the need to travel back to the area. I arrived too late it seemed and had to once again lure out the thing, this time though, for some reason I considered an alternative and befriended the smaller birdlike monster by sharing, of all things, coffee with it. It joined my party and we went adventuring for a while. I don't recall the details.

We ended up in an odd city. A mixture of modern urban and high fantasy architecture. Skyscrapers nestled in with waterfalls, narrow walkways, small fantasy style houses, and the epic scaled buildings common in the fantasy genre. We were just leaving a coffee shop (Odd combo of modern exterior and medieval fantasy interior) when my bird companion was captured by a group seeking to lure out the large monster and I had to catch them before they could get there and kill my new friend. I ended up with the woman from earlier, along with two younger women, three guys, and an odd talking fox (who seems to have played no role as it vanished after the initial scene of setting out). I'm not sure what happened, but myself and four others ended up being knocked off the top of a skyscraper and landed in a lake below. I remember the fall being very vivid, I can still recall the sound and feel clearly. I was simultaneously terrified and thrilled and I do believe I was laughing near the end of it. I hit the water and was disoriented for a moment before finding my way to the surface. I was with two others then, I'm not sure what happened to everyone else. We saw my bird friend being dragged away across a bridge far ahead and above us (how I could see that far I've no idea). I was dismayed, but the two people with me laughed and handed me some odd balloon/propeller contraption with a long cord attached to a pair of wings with a harness. The wings were made of dozens of overlapping, every light and thin metallic plates. I'm not sure how I got the thing on, but I did and we were suddenly trying to get airborne with them, being pulled by the propeller and balloon floating in front of us. The two women were out of the water and away quickly, ditching the propellers once they were up to speed. After several attempts, I was finally pulled free of the water and airborne. As I got up to speed, I also ditched the propeller and caught up with the other two. Just as I was beginning to feel thrilled about flying, my alarm went off.

I repeated this mantra continuously last night as I drove out to visit ‘the folks’. No worries, I was alone. Btw, my wife and son would kill me if they had to listen to this:

“I WILL realize when I’m dreaming, and I WILL BE lucid. I WILL realize when I’m dreaming, and I WILL BE with my daughter.”

I verbally repeated it for 40 minutes as I was driving, just before bedtime. I fasted from lunch until bedtime, and then I ate one can of tuna, 100 mg B6, and a B multivitamin (washed down with a beer). I wrote out the mantra 4 times in my Dream Journal, and I also wrote out in big bold letters, HUG TIME DAUGHTER! WBTB after 4 hours and then I took 4 mg red spider lily extract and 200 mg choline. I had the best dream experiences ever: 2 lucids, 4 successful OBE’s, 3 failed OBE attempts, and 3 pleasant fun dreams, plus one hour in Nrem (the void). I also voice recorded each dream occurrence, immediately after each dream, and repeated the mantra a couple of times. Yes, I briefly woke up about a dozen times last night, but it was well worth it. The voice recordings allowed me to record what’s happened, without completely waking me up, and then I did the written journaling in the morning using the recordings as ‘recall’. Here’s the best lucid dream (I’ll add the other ones later):

I was false awakened because somebody was touching my back. I opened my eyes and I was lying on my left side in a huge bed which I didn’t recognize. About 5 feet away, in this huge bed, was a dark haired teenaged boy, who was quietly sleeping on his back. I stared at him, and thought now this is odd, there’s a teenage boy in my bed, and this isn’t my bed! I quickly closed my eyes, and I figured this must be some sort weird nightmare!

I opened my eyes again, and now the boy was lying on his right side facing me with his hazel nut brown eyes, staring right into my eyes. He had a very slight grin. I instantly became lucid!!! So I said, “Hi!” He casually replied, “Hi.” I quickly asked, “Who are you?” He then said something, and I could hardly hear him because I had my earplugs in, so I sat up in bed and leaned towards him, and I said, “What did you say?” He sat up in bed too, and moved towards me, and repeated his mumbling. I said, “I still can’t hear you?” Then I felt somebody touching my back again! What’s going here?

I said, “Who’s that (behind me)?” Then I felt somebody push against my back, and I could see blonde, curly hair drooping over my left shoulder. Then I heard my daughter say, “It’s me!” I quickly turned towards her and said, “Daughter!” She smiled ear to ear, and then I said, “Give me a hug!” She gave me the biggest hug ever! Then I asked her, “Who’s your friend?”, and she replied, “Huh, Oh, that’s Kenny!” Unfortunately I woke, because it was very emotional, but I stayed perfectly still in bed to try and get back into the LD. No luck, but suddenly ‘the vibrations’ started, and tried to OBE exit, but no luck again. This was a short, but a fantastic LD.

I was on a bed, lying down beside a guy. I was lying on my left side and he's behind me. I let him put his arms around me. He seems younger than me. I think we were the only ones in that room. The room is a bit unfamiliar. It looks more like some random movie room of some teenage guy. It also looks blurry.

I've been rather unmotivated to lucid dream these past few days, thus I post late and I post without much detail. I actually had pretty good recall this morning, but put off punching in these dreams.


I recall being at my old house. The sky was tinted orange and there were huge planets/moons in the sky. I became lucid and began experimenting with this bamboo pole that I could easily extend/retract with the use of dream control.


I recall being in a stone temple. It was a large circular room with an oracle in the center providing light. The room was made out of crumbling grey stone bricks. There were vines and grasses growing in the room and no entrance or exit, at least that I saw. I could sense that I was inside of some kind of mountain or deep underground.

There was a semi-circular terrace around half the room. along that half of the room were smaller rooms in the wall, with energy fields projected across them. (Though there were no projectors of any kind. I assumed that the room ran on some kind of mystic technology.)

I looked in one of them and saw a giant black and purple floating eye. It looked at me and blinked. Then the eye faded away and there was a guy inside of it. When it completely faded he fell on the floor of his cell. He became conscious and looked at me confused.

I looked into another room and saw Raiah, (yeah that dream character that I tried to create that Manei didn't like.) She was repeatedly punching the wall with her robotic arm.

A guard or another DC put me into a cell with Manei. I was for a strange reason, willing to go into what was essentially a prison cell. I became lucid but forgot what happened after that.

I went to bed really late last night so it's not surprising to me that I only got two fragments. I really need to buckle down for this competition now that I have a dare. Thanks Percy for daring me and I will try my absolute best to get the dare done.

Non-Lucid
Questioning
Lucid

Fragment:
I am playing a video game with one of my friends, it is a stealth game and we are hiding in some bushes while a searchlight passes over our heads. My friend asks me if any shade counts as being hidden and I answer yes. His character moves to a sign and crouches in the shade, the searchlight passes right over him and does not react.

Short Dream:
I am in an empty dam with a random DC, he seems to be putting some explosives at the dam wall, I realise that the other side is completely filled with water. He puts the last of the explosives down and tells me to start running. We both begin to run to a ladder that is about 50 meters away from us. He reaches is first and as we begin to climb I hear an explosion and the sound of water. I try to climb faster but the wall of water reaches us before we get to the top. I feel myself being pushed agaisnt a wall while holding my breath. My view goes black and the dream ends.

Not too much this time but now that I am back from holidays I expect to get a lot more dreaming done. Thanks again Percy for the dare and I hope I'll be able to complete it for you.

- Have a third Lucid Dream.
- Have a conversation with a DC.
- Fly.
- Meet my Dream Guide.
- Summon and animal and ask it a question. [Dare]

I'm playing go with an old friend, and off to my left there's a woman who's thanking me on her hands and knees. I've just told her about the arrangements I've made to get her and her unborn child out of their current situation. I'm looking at the board, not at her, waiting for my friend to make his move - I'm smiling throughout this scene, since it irritates my friend. I haven't looked at the woman throughout the conversation. This was business, although I did take a personal interest since the father wasn't human. As she starts to leave, I tell her I'd like to see the child when it's born. Take it to a specific temple - I don't mention this last part, but there's a particular fox demon who lives behind that temple, a relative of mine, and I think he would take an interest in the child.

(Woke up. Back to sleep.)

The spirit of a certain man has been released and possessed someone, and since I and a friend of mine are the ones who bound him in the first place, a woman's asking me how we managed it the first time. I'm telling her it won't work again - we were relying on his trust in us. We prepared a meal and my friend put sleeping drugs in his soup. Scene changes to show that night - the three of us are having a casual conversation. I'm arguing against some point he's just made, and to illustrate my point, I compare it to chess players - although the point of the game is to defeat your opponent, it doesn't follow that a chess player would hate everyone else who plays chess, just because they intend to defeat them.

​1/24/15 *Late LD wake from about 10am.In a big auditorium inside a casino apparently and they moved the lockers I always use to make room for new games. I am getting up from my seat and feeling bold and slap several people who were awnry earlier aha I am doing this because I'm dreaming...pass two little blonde girls...they didn't do anything I remember so no slap and find a sexy woman in short jean skirt I remember from earlier sitting in her seat in a row full of people and our eyes lock in passion and I go straight for

Spoiler for sexual content:

intercourse in her seat and do. While doing her I rip off her skirt up to the zipper and need help with the solid part of the fabric and summon scissors and cut it off. The her red panties partly ripped off and cut the rest of the way off. It is so sexy to be doing all of this and exposing her lower half

in front of this huge crowd (which is no longer in focus but I can still "feel" their presence.) I lose lucidity

Sunday afternoon nap: as part of election campaign the candidate was handing out bag of groceries to people. I had not received mine yet. In the crowd during the election campaign I was explaining to someone where my neighbor's kids went to school, that they went to three different schools (elementary, middle, high).

Fell asleep really fast listening to some binaural beats.
I'm in my old hometown (as I'm always am when dreaming) and there's some kind of building with a big staircase where my parent's home should be..
I go there and realize it's a big mistake.
It's some kind of prison. Two guys approach me. I believe one of them is Forest Whitaker. Don't remember the other guy. Aaaaand I'm being robbed...
They wan't money. I don't have any. I offered my phone and my earplugs and an ethernet cable I have with me (If you're wondering no, I don't carry one with my IRL just in case)
Forest just wants the cable. He ties a knot on the staircase and the other end into his neck and throws himself off the balcony.
As he is fighting for his live a pickup truck stops beneath him. He and all of the prisoners jump on it and leave.
Somehow I helped them all escape prison.
Several police officers appear on one end of the street. I'm freaking out. I'm about to run the other way but there's a crazy old man with a shotgun going down after me.
I run to a small alley. the old man is now an old woman.
As I'm going down the street (J.M.). The thought of - WTF am I doing?! comes to my mind.
I realize I'm dreaming.
As usual everything starts to shake. Like I'm on a huge tilting pinball machine.
I look to my hands to Stabilize. My right hand is half the size of my left one
It's better now. The colors are really bight.
Love this felling.
I run into a friend (J.P.) and tell him that I'm dreaming. He smiles and tells me that's cool.
There's several people there.
I try to recall what I'm supposed to do.
I try to ask for my dream guide. I shout into the dream for my dream guide to appear.
2 reaaaaaally hot supermodel chicks say they're my dream guide. Pretty sure the dream is tempting me. I'm strong this time
Some other guy on the background tells me he his my dream guide.
I don't believe any of them.
I shout once again that I'm leaving for somewhere else, a quiet place and that only my dream guide is allowed to come with me.
I go down the street trying to remember my tasks.
I have to interact with something electric. (I planned on playing my guitar. And I know it).
I look around and there's some guys on a small porch. I grab one of the guys phone (I believe it was a friend of mine - N) and try to swipe to unlock it. Good enough.
I proceed to go down the street trying to find something to eat. In real life there's a small coffee next to a grocery store.
I want to go to the coffee and grab a cake but there's a tree inside the grocery store with grapes hanging outside the windows. Convenient I eat two. They taste normal.
I go onto the main street. It's night and there's no one around. Things are a bit blurry.
I realize I'm losing the dream. I start to feel my real body and I'm awake.
I try and chain a DEILD but I can't.

1. I was standing on a street near my house with a few friends. "Holy crap dude, the moon looks huge tonight!" one of them said. I look over to my left where the moon is, and I am shocked. The moon is covering the entire sky at one part. Immediately I realize that this isn't normal, and I immediately become lucid. I take a good look at the moon before I leave. It has so much detail in it and I can see every crater. I remember flying off somewhere, but I forgot the rest since this dream happened way early in the night.

2. I was outside somewhere next to a huge pool. My friend Andrew was with me, and we were about to compete in a swimming challenge. Me, Andrew, and all of the other swimmers competing then jumped into the pool and waited for the signal to start. A lady that was standing on the side of the pool then put a whistle to her mouth, blew it, and yelled, "Go!". I already know what to do. I dive down into the pool and start swimming to the very bottom. The goal was to swim all the way to the bottom and touch the pool floor and then swim back up as fast as possible.
As I'm swimming down I realize that this pool is at least 20 feet deep. I get halfway down and realize that I didn't get a good breath. I swim back up quickly, take another breath, and then go back down. 5 feet down I am already out of air. I swim back up, and as I get to the surface the lady blows her whistle again. Times up. Me and Andrew get out of the pool and walk over to a section of land not too far away. I remember thinking about how wet my hair was and that it still had hairspray in it so I knew it was ruined.
As we got over to the next place we needed to be, we were met be a lady with black hair that looked to be in her 20's or so. She started telling us what we needed to do next. I looked down at a platform next to me and saw that there was a video game that we had to play, and we had to kill aliens in it. Something goes wrong and everything gets chaotic. People start running everywhere and something starts attacking us.

3. I was in a classroom and a girl named Alex that I know from school comes up to me. I forgot why, but we are doing a money transaction because of something. She gives me 20 dollars, but as she does I notice that she is actually holding around 80 dollars in her hand. "I'll take the rest of this too" I tell her as I take the rest of the money. "No I need that" she giggles back. I then just take the 20 dollars and put it in my pocket. "You know what, you can have the rest too, I have plenty more" she tells me.
She then hands me the rest of the money that was in her hands and I take it and pocket it. I realize how odd this is, and just as I am about to check things out to see what is going on, the teacher starts talking. "Ok class who is going first?" She asks. Two girls stand up and go to the front of the classroom. They start talking about something that I have no idea about, and it is totally random. Once they finish the teacher asks who wants to go next, again.
Alex raises her hand. As she does so I ask her why she is doing so. I realize that she wants her money back and so I tell her if she really wants it back I'll give it to her. She nods. The teacher acknowledges her raised hand and Alex and I stand up and go to the front of the classroom. I start explaining how Alex gave me money and how she wanted it back and that I was now going to give her money back to her.