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I am flying an old airplane. All of a sudden I'm not flying anymore and there are a bunch of wild people running around...

I was so exhausted last night... and yet, I was up until past three in the morning. I slept too little and I kept waking up. So I barely remember anything.

I basically only remember two fragments:

I was in this car thing (which should've made me do a RC, since it's one of my dream signs), going to a protest? When I got there, the protest was actually a festival, and lots of people were happy that Paul McCartney was going to perform there.

I'm pretty sure this was still the same dream, but... no idea how they link, so.

I was walking around this huge house (huge rooms should probably be another dream sign of mine, considering my latest dreams) and I wanted to hook up with a girl. People were talking about this really ugly guy, who was really nerdy and just awkward as hell. A nice and pretty girl decided to give him a chance and everybody was happy for him, but she didn't seem too happy after they had hooked up. She didn't say anything, but it seemed like it had been fast, bad and kinda gross for her? I think I was gonna hook up with his sister, who was super cool and gorgeous.



The thing that makes me angry, though, is that I clearly remember, in another dream, getting lucid right before I woke up.

I dont really remember how but I lost a gallon of milk down a hill which had some workers at an intersection with a lot of other milks and stuff. I ran down to try and find it and they asked what I was looking for and I told them a 2% percent milk that took off down the hill and they said they didn't know but pooled together to help get a new one.

I was at an event with families and there were hug mountains, big. There were a bunch of kids running along the top of this ridge and someone commented to me about being young and having tons of energy after I had siad it was amazing how long they had been running. I had the thought that "those look like mountains I see in my dreams" but didnt become lucid

DJ Log: October 6, 2015 – 5:00AM (USA Eastern)
• NON-DREAM • NOTES • DREAM • LUCID •

I am standing in an elevator and notice that it is not behaving correctly. I push a couple of buttons and they do not light up and the control panels has too many buttons on it. It feels like the elevator has stopped completely but the door will not open. I look at my reflection in the chrome border around the door and see that my face is very distorted. I reach up to do a nose pinch and end up pushing my finger right through my nose. I quickly become lucid and float off the elevator floor, then I push myself through the mirror-like chrome around the door.

After passing through the elevator wall, I appear into a large fancy hotel hallway. The carpet is the usual trippy hotel carpet, being mainly reds and purples in color. The walls are covered in flowery wallpaper with a contracting color scheme of yellows and greens. The ceiling has fancy copper tiles on it and large ----- I struggle for a moment to remember the ToTM's and remember something about phasing into a DC. I fly down the hallway, looking at each room in an attempt to find someone. I am scanning each door for an infrared heat signature and find a room with someone in it. I can see a reddish-orange outline of a person standing in the middle of the room.

I push myself through the door and fly up to the DC. He stands there rather still, giving me a nervous look, almost knowing that something weird is about to happen. I fly around him a couple more times, then try to push myself inside of him. I get my arms in, then he pulls away from me a bit. I back up a little, then hit him full force, but I end up passing all the way through and coming out the other side. I turn around and more carefully align myself with him and manage to stay inside for a bit longer. It feels kinda warm and squishy while inside - very weird and mildly uncomfortable. I can see that I am standing inside something as there is a slightly opaque layer in front of me. It takes quite a bit of effort to keep myself inside the DC. It's kind of like balancing on top of a ball as even the slightest movement causes me to fall outward. I step out of him and look to see that he has quite a terrified look on his face. I giggle, then fly off and go back out through the door without opening it. I appear in a brightly lit room and before I even have a chance to stabilize, I suddenly wake up.

Dream on Friday October 2:

The railing of the staircase in our home was damaged and entirely fell off. It was
too dangerous to go up. So we were
living downstairs until was repaired. We called repair. A repair woman came.
I asked her to also provide us an estimate of other parts of home where she saw potential for repair. She questioned why we have carpet in living room, and really focused on trying to get us to replace the carpet.

October 6:

My husband and I had just so enjoyed our one week vacation in this dream that we decided to go on another vacation right away.

That's when I realized that I had never asked approval to go on vacation at work nor told anyone where I was going.

I tried to use my phone but it would not work. The Home button of my iPhone was barely working at all and I could not find the phone app.

At some point my husband and I got separated.

I discovered that I had to be very careful because of the witches who wanted to exchange my phone for a blank notebook made out of cloth. They would hand it to me and I would make the exchange willingly because I wanted a working phone (and apparently I had no issue believing that a cloth notebook would be a working phone). Then I would have to track them down to get my phone back.

My phone would no longer work as a phone but some of the apps worked including one that changed my husband magically into a crumbly figure made out of a cereal pastry. I found him and held him carefully in order not to break him too much - not breaking at all seemed no t to be possible. I frantically used the phone to change him back and luckily it worked.

Sometime in my travels I also traversed a rooftop from one apartment to another.

Sometime in this dream I think I had another companion when my husband was not there but I don't have a sense who was with me instead.

One time as I was trying to make a phone call with my broken phone it actually worked but by making a random phone call to some phone number from a website. A male voice answered. Instead of just saying wrong number, I explained my situation to him as crazy as it was. He seemed to not find it unbelievable and neither did I.

The dream ended with me and my husband fleeing, and I discover that I yet again have been tricked by a witch to exchange my phone for a blank canvas notebook. We have to go back to the hotel. The witch was from the hotel. I am quite sure of that. I don't know why I am so sure, since she tricked me in the street, I did not see where she came from, nor did I recognize her. But sure I was, until I woke up.

I'm walking down a gravel path on a misty grey day through some woods. I'm with a long-haired Swedish reality TV star, he his pretty good looking. We get to a modern looking house my some rocks, do I see the seashore beyond? We enter and their is a group of my friends who are in the creative field sitting in a circle. There are some of their friends there as well that I don't recognize, they all look very fancy and well-dressed like hipsters. I think this is going to be a reality TV show we are all going to be in. I feel special that they wanted me here.

I worry if my friends are angry at me. I sit down by a bed. One of my friends offers me a beer that I politely refuse. I try to lay down in a cool way on the bed. I do my best to be social, I don't need alcohol.

I'm leaving the place, on the same road on a bike. Some middle-aged people pass me on their bikes, it gets hard to pedal. I get up to rest and see that the seat has sunk down, my knees were almost to my head. I adjust the seat and feel relief that the difficulty in pedalling wasn't due to my poor shape.

Waking up in the middle of the night and try to relax, falling asleep only to wake up again. A vague memory of seeing my friend Minna.

I have memory of writing into my dream journal after waking up, upset that I didn't remember any of my dreams.

earlier:

+ (f) on a race-track? Zipping around, there are large distances involved, I see a giant horse-head (like a chess knight)?

later:

+ walking on roads/paths, I see a sign on a downhill path labelled "for sh ->" (programming shell), enter home, I'm leaving through back stairs leading back up to road, woman of the house speaks to me and we realize that she knows my son S2.

+ enter a house, (DO?) a guy goes into the kitchen and uses a strange tool to quickly pick/get the template of the lock on the kitchen door, and runs outside, before the woman in the kitchen sees him

+(f) some old Chinese guy in a canoe?

+ in a house/room talking with people/friends. A woman is pregnant. I'm stepping on the floor and notice a loose tile. I bend down to look and it's a large cube-shaped brick that's loose in the floor because it's sitting on top of crumpled up newspaper underneath. I'm saying "but are there any restrictions/problems with being close to the wi-fi radiation (for the pregnant woman)?"

+ in an office/cube setting, I'm talking to a guy there and say "wouldn't it be great if there was an entire wi-fi free area, so that we wouldn't be subject to the radiation?" They're planning some conference and marketing girls are walking around with big handfuls of ribbons. I ignore this and turn to my terminal/screen, start to log in, and think about playing some game.

+ [vivid, present] outdoors/daylight, walking up an uphill curving path with two other guys, one is a CEO (of company N?) and another guy is an older visitor. The older visitor starts breathing very very heavily, wheezing almost, like this is an extreme exertion for him. It's quite loud and distracting and I think that guy is in terrible shape, all my attention is on the horrible sound of this guy's labored breathing. We reach a sharp switchback on the trail and I look down and see that part of the path is made out of a 4-5" diameter PVC pipe embedded in the ground, the peak of the pipe sticks up and makes a slipper foothold if you walk just on this part, and I say so. The CEO guy says his legs got really tired by squatting for a long time by the side of the path.

+ [vivid, present] some sort of old-west "steampunk" environment, indoors, half-lit, there's a woman on a podium dressed up thematically and dramatically, some narration about her. Then a snake-oil salesman type sitting on a buggy starts his pitch. He talks a lot, a constant stream of chatter. He's talking about the benefits of marijuana. He reaches down into a pouch low on the coach below his feet and takes out a handful of the "weed." It actually looks like a handful of small pine branches. He says something about "fathers and daughters and uncles and nieces." He then bends the handful of branches in half and holds them tightly, and lights one end (the end which is mostly sticks) and offers it as a free demo. He says the cost of this would be $500. My (wife?) is near me and I know she would disapprove, but I take a toke anyway. I blow on the end to get the fire a bit higher, smoke is starting to emerge from the front of the pile of (pine-weed). I take one deep breath in (get a bit of smoke), exhale, then put my mouth on the front of the pine-weed and take a deep inhale of the smoke. I hold my breath for about 10 seconds and then exhale strongly.

Non-dream
Non-lucid
Lucid

Dream 1
It's evening. I'm with a girl that I went out with a few times last year and haven't seen or spoken to since. I go inside a room or building while she stays outside. I'm sitting in a circle. The only person I do recall recognising is sitting across me, Tessa, a tv host. We're playing a game, or maybe just having fun. Either way it ends up with her using a waterhose with adjustable pressure to hose some of us down. I end up walking over and taking the hose... and doing the same thing to others. At one point I'm a bit concerned that I may have used a bit too much pressure while aiming at the face of the girl that was sitting to my left before I got up. Eventually the girl that I went out with comes into the room.. or looks over the wall, something like that. She has been waiting for me all this time. I tell her I'll be out in a minute. I might have changed into some dry clothes at this point, not too sure about that. I go outside into a dark parking lot. I'm surprised she has been waiting for me all this time. I guess that means we're going home together. I just need to take a quick pee. I look around the parking lot and see a moveable object, about the size of a car. It's a kind of urinal. People have moved it over there, but for some reason a couple of men are standing close to it and peeing on the ground instead. Someone has warned the police, who are now coming to intervene. I suddenly start to wonder. This girl lives in city #1, studies in cities #2 and #3. I live and study in city #4, where we currently are. What is she doing here?

Not sure if this is a different dream or a continuation of the last one.
I'm standing in the bathroom of my mom's house. My cousin is standing in front of the sink, brushing his teeth. Not sure what my mom and I are doing, but we're also in the bathroom. The girl has apparently come with me to my mom's house. She enters the bathroom through a door next to the sink.* She is wearing my white bathrobe. I notice immediately that she is quite flat-chested.^ My mom asks her if she is [my gf who she hasn't met yet]. Panicking, I attempt to hush my mom. She asks again. I'm not sure what happened to the girl. At this point I think my mom is dense and ask my cousin if he would understand if I did 'this' to him [I place my hand over his toothpaste/spit covered mouth]. He doesn't get the hint either.

I'm messing around my desk in my room at my mom's house. My cousin has left some stuff here which he should've cleaned up. A hamburger, a plate.. perhaps more. It all falls to the ground. When I go into the living room to mention it, he becomes very apologetic about it.

*There is no door there in reality.
^She is quite the opposite in reality.

Dream.. 2? 3?
I'm sitting on the couch with one of the guys I shared a dorm with back in Indonesia. There's another guy, but I can't recall who. We're asking my dormmate questions about.. his homecountry I guess? I vaguely hear someone calling me. Class is going to start. A group of people is walking in one direction. I get up and join. The layout of the classroom: there's 1 or 2 desks at the front where 4/5 people are sitting, because they will continue the presentation that they didn't finish last lesson. All the others are seated on chairs without desks, in neat rows behind one another. I see a classmate sitting that I don't particularly care for. I hate to admit it, but she looks good with the skirt she's wearing. A little short though, as I can see her underwear for a moment. I sit down in the front row, next to another classmate. Another classmate then sits down next to me. She went out looking for a new room yesterday. I asked her if she got it. She did. Nice. The classmate I don't like is sitting one row to the back and starts talking with us. I notice that a part of her left leg looks even more pale than the rest of her already pale body. She has a fresh tattoo, still wrapped. It's an ad for a storage place or a butcher or something alike, phone number and all. I wonder why in the hell she would do such a thing. There's a moment to ask questions to the teacher. I ask her a question about one of the electives and get my answer. Then the presentation starts. I get asked if I have a question. I reply.. vaguely. I'm distracted by the fact that I suddenly have no vision in my right eye. I feel like this might be stress induced or like when you press your eyeball and you see all kinds of weird stuff. I can't focus at all on the presentation so I just bluff my way through my question/comment. I can't even remember what the presentation is about while I'm sitting there... Cambodia? The only thing I know for sure it's about an Asian country

I wake up. I can hear it raining outside. It takes me a while to realise I'm no longer in Jakarta, but back home.

This is a sketch, writing from ios.

1. Going with family im a bus in a trip to some old village in center of spain.
2. First thing to visit is a mansion of a russian, good guy.
3. He presents some girls, on exactly as quiet.
4. Some party at night and that girl now dresses as quiet, took some photos for instagram.
5. At the end they were bitches slaves, then run put with us in the bus.
6. Return hometown, christmas day, lets celebrate.


MENTAL NETWORK CONNECTIONS OF THAT DAY
1. Christmas, for playing ace attorney in a case of murder 25 of december.
2. Played lots of mgsv, tomorrow start mgo3.
3. Watched quiet actress in twitter

Non-dream
Non-lucid
Lucid

Dream 1 - Hydro park
I remember being in a car park earlier on but now I'm at a hydro park with water slides and stuff. I feel a little too old for it and there are other kids running around. I seem to be with someone, maybe a girl? Can't recall. I'm getting hunted down by some tough people, but they're unaware that I've 'awakened' (wtf does that even mean?).

Dream 2 - Zombie apocalypse
I'm at my parents house and there's been a zombie apocalypse. I seem to be behind the couch in the living room which honestly just resembles a WW2 trench. I'm fishing for some gear to protect myself with. I search around and find a nice helmet, but I end up confronted by a zombie which appears on wooden plank platform bridged between the top of the couch and window sill. I hack at it with *something*, not sure what, but it decapitates it. The head rolls down into the ditch where I am and soaks the helmet I had found in brown blood. With disgust I refuse to even touch it again, getting a bit antsy about the risk of infection even though I feel I could just wash it. The brown mud also seems to just coat other stuff, it's really disgusting.

Dream 3 - Smithy
I recall a girl smith who makes me a weapon, but she keeps pulling all-nighters in the smithy to forge it... I feel flattered but concerned.
Note: this dream probably came as a result of a story I was reading the other day.

Dream 4 - Castle
There is a castle/school for certain children. Me and a girl I'm friend with have to go into it as students because of some incident we were involved in, although I get the feeling they were using me to persuade her to join. We are both pretty young for some reason, felt like it was a prologue story. Also it seems like we were in 'season 2' of something, like a TV series. For some reason the girls here get 'infected' and become pregnant, and the school tries to harvest them and ostracize the student. It's hard to explain, but if you're found out to be pregnant then the other students see you as someone they have to offer up, no one believes you if you tell them anything. My friend gets pregnant and everything thinks I'm the father, but we haven't done anything. I start analyzing the situation, "why are boys at this school?", "why would they say she's pregnant?". We get accused and ostracized, we try to run away... Dashing into the castle I see an elevator on the other side of the room, the other students are trying to chase us now. I pull my friend along with me and inside the elevator and start mashing the 'close door' button. It doesn't seem to be going fast enough and I'm panicking. In front of me I see a blonde blue eyed girl (who I recognize as an old friend called Beth in real life) walking towards us. The dream gets a little unstable and chaotic, one second they're able to stop us closing the doors and then they're not... Confusing. Then I wake up.

Dream 5 - Beach restaurant
Me and some friends are at a restaurant by an intertidal mudflat beach. We seem to be celebrating something.. I peer outside and spot a whole bunch of my old friends from high school. They're just walking along the beach casually on a hangout. I shout out "Hello!" and get their attention and they come over. I shake hands with an old friend called Rory but at the time I seriously couldn't remember his name (I only remembered once I had woken up). I kind of beat around the bush saying "Hey, 'you'!", it seemed alright though as we both kind of just laughed about my ignorance. Smooth. Our groups kind of merge and everyone just randomly converses with each other even though most of them have probably never met before. I spot my best friend Daniel, he came out of the group I had been in the restaurant with.

Wrote this up pretty late today so I might be missing a few details

I can hardly remember anything this morning.

Running around the East End of London with my son (?) doing something. I can remember being stood near the Thames but not much else, and looking at a mobile phone needing to be back at another location for some reason.

Lucid
Non-Lucid
Non-Dream

Beforehand, I just want to say that this was by far some of the weirdest dreams that I've ever had, specifically the FA, which I'll get back to.

As soon as I woke up, I would immediately write down as much keywords from the dream that I just had that I could remember to jog my memory when I woke up for real.

The resulting product was 4 dreams and 5 FA.
Excited to see if this is an everynight sort of thing or just a fluke, but I hope it's not the latter! It was awesome!

The dreams/FA will go in chronological order.



Dream 1 - Greasy Hair at School
I was in my bed watching a video about Pattern Scanning in C++, something that I had been doing the night before. Because I was doing this, I had forgotten to wash my hair for school the next day.
I woke up, and walked outside to go to school. (what the heck, I live 20 minutes away from school) It was in my neighbors backyard, and I walked with some of my friends, who just sort of appeared out of nowhere. They commented on how greasy my hair was, which was when I remembered I had forgotten to wash my hair. When we reached my neighbors playhouse, we were suddenly in my Health class. (my actual Health class)We were watching a video, and I was supposed to be taking notes, but the only thing I could focus on was my hair.
As soon as I got home from school, (which was right after that class ended) I immediately got in the shower and washed my hair. When I finished, I walked outside to go to school again. When I got to their playhouse, I was in my geometry class, taking a test.


FAs
As soon as I "woke up" from that previous dream about my hair, both of my dogs came running into my room, and they jumped on my bed. They then both turned towards the door and started barking. About 3 seconds later, this monstrosity peeked her head in the door.

Spoiler for scary picture ;c:

I immediately began screaming that she wasn't real, and she eventually disappeared. After she was gone, a voice said that I had passed the first of 20 FAs, and if I passed them all, I would wake up for real.
As soon as the voice finished, I "woke up" again, and this time, my dad walked inside of my room. He didn't even say anything, the voice just said that I had passed the second test.

Yet again, I "woke up", but I don't remember what the third test was. I did pass it though, because I got to the fourth test, which was the final one.
The fourth one was not a person, it was just my walls were changing colors like a disco floor. They were changing colors every millisecond, and it was pretty cool. I woke up for real after that.



Dream 2 - Terrorists in New York
I was in the car with my parents and my dogs. (my dogs are in almost all of my dreams, maybe a dream sign? :p) We were driving across a bridge. There was a lot of traffic, and our car doors suddenly opened. My dogs jumped out of the car and started freaking out, barking at nothing, and running around. They're usually pretty calm and don't go anywhere unless we say it's okay, and if they do stray away, they come back when we call them. They were just not cooperating. Eventually, we managed to get them into the car, but they wouldn't calm down, and they started barking the whole way there.

We got to New York, and there was a huge pink building with a bunch of clocks on the side of it. I was afraid that there was going to be a terrorist attack.

I told my mom we should get out of there.

"That's silly, sweetie, why would they go for that building when they could go for Macchu Pichu in New York as well?" She said.

"Um, mom, that's in South America." I replied.

"No, it's not."

I stopped arguing. There was a tunnel next to us under a bridge, with a clock near the top of it. I don't remember what time it was.



Dream 3 - I Give Myself a Buzz Cut

I was talking to a girl on Skype. For some reason, she decided to cut her hair very short. Not sure why. I don't remember our conversation either. Because of this, I went down to our kitchen, grabbed some scissors, and began to cut my hair. I didn't think it looked that bad, but then after looking at it in the mirror, it didn't look too good. The middle of my hair was basically gone, yet there was still a ton of hair on the sides. It looked like this

Spoiler for hair:

(pretty much my facial expression when I saw it :p)

I was freaking out after I saw it, thinking about school, and I was so spooked that it sent me into a FA.
My mom woke me up for school (not really, FA) and I immediately ran into the bathroom to look at my hair.
It was still like that, super short. I was super confused on how I could have cut my hair in my dream, and it translated to real life.
Then, I had the idea.

"No. Way." I said to myself aloud.

I first did the hands RC, and my hands looked normal. My spirit sort of sank.
I looked at the clock in our bathroom next, once again, looked normal. Got pretty depressed.


I did the last RC I knew, and plugged my nose. I then tried to breathe through it. It worked!
I did it multiple times to make sure that I was really asleep, before I ran down the stairs and opened the front door.

"J, you have school, where are you going?!?!?!" My mom yelled out to me.

"Uh, school got cancelled today. Check your phone." I said to her.
I was hoping the dream would catch on that I didn't want her nagging me, but nope.

"No, it's not! Get back here!" She said.

Being the little rebel I was, I opened the front door and walked out.
I went and levitated my neighbors garage door to see what was inside, and there were two very attractive ladies sitting on chairs inside of their garage.

There was a little bit of, "physical interaction", before I woke up. I was SO mad! My LD only lasted about 30 seconds.
I was super happy, though.

edit: after reading more about it, I've found that stuff like I did in my dream messes with your stability a lot
that stinks

#470 - DEILD - 12:07AM

I wake up slightly, but have enough mindfulness to try to DEILD. It's pretty dark at first and I spend a lot of time making walking motions with my goal as my mantra (Jump on the trampoline). When the walking feels vivid enough, I decide to clap my hands and slap my face as hard as I can. There is a dull sound and tingling sensation upon impact. I now move on to my goal and imagine myself jumping on the trampoline in my back yard. The view of my backyard quickly fills in, but it's still really dark. I don't like this bother and I begin to jump extra high. The sensation of falling back down gets my stomach at first and I have to try really hard not to let it bother me. I notice how high I get as I watch the roofs of houses falls below me. After a few moments I get bored with this and latch on to an impossibly tall tree and climb up. I can clearly see limbs and bright greens leave as I make my way higher and higher. I see another tree close by and I decide to jump over to that one then swing down by hanging on the end of a long thin branch.
My brother is standing on the ground looking at me. "How did you do that?", he asks.
What does he mean doesn't he know this is a dream? I answer, "I'm just like a squirrel. It works the same way."

I am now standing in the main room of my house and I see my son smiling at me. I leap up and kick of a near wall to glide over him. I imagine flying is a lot like swimming as I swim all around the room like its a pool. My son chases me smiling and laughing and I get a chuckle out of it. For some reason I want my brother to see this and I decide to look for him in the kitchen, but he is no where to be found. Then, I become afraid that I will lose the recall of this dream so I decide to wake up.


I quickly record my dream and suddenly feel myself sinking back into that half dream zone.

I find myself wondering around some version of my house with my son. A set of non-existent stairs appear and we climb up them together. I am really curious what I will find, but I suddenly wake up again. I totally forgot that I had put my knees up while recording in my DJ and my left leg had flopped over, waking me up.

I only have recall of one other non lucid dream for the night. It was like a movie and these boys had entered into a cartoon world. They tried to find a solution to the problem.

First dream

There was some sort of cataclysm that turned whole Earth into barren lands. There was no vegetation, except a few dead or dying trees that could be spotted once in a while. People were using all the resources left to build themselves shelters, as zombies are approaching. I was wandering close to two bunkers - one was an old World War Two soviet bunker, and another was in a two storey house with fortified compound and sniper towers. I entered the first one. There was a couple of elder people inside - the man was wearing a hawaiian shirt and short trousers, and the woman was wearing a hawaiian dress. They were both armed with AKS 74/2 rifles. The zombies were approaching, and we had to prepare ourselves.

False awakening

Middle of the night, I woke up in my bed and wandered my house for a while. After a while I stumbled upon my mother. She told me that someone is driving all over our frontyard with a silver Audi car. I went outside, and the car stopped. I entered it and saw that a pal of my older brother called "Firefighter" was controlling it. He was completely drunk. As soon as I entered the car, he drove away from my house. I used handbrake to stop the car, took his keys and ran away from him. He chased me for a long time, up to the Ukrainian border. It was afternoon. I decided to give him his keys back, and we went back to the car.

Third dream

I was in school, sitting in the classroom. The teacher wasn't looking at me, so I opened my backpack and took assault rifles out of it. I had enough of them to give each to every person in the classroom.

D1 - Apparently there was a end of the world type storm coming. So I went to hide out in the woods and make a shelter.
Lots of animals followed me. Do I look like snow white
Next I use banks of earth to make a wall against the oncoming apocalyptic winds. I decide to dig straight down a wide
trench, very deep. Along the bottom I store fire wood and along the side there are loads of square chambers sealed with clay.
Inside each is a meal ready to go, all I need to do is place a fire next to it then break open the chamber to eat the meal.
(probably roast hedgehog or rabbit).There is some kind of chimney for the smoke and a fire suspended by a pulley system from the roof.
A series of hatches protects the trench from invasion from who knows what.
Above the trench there are people in the trees ready to shoot any animals attracted by the smoke from cooking. And around the wooded camp is a plastic tarpaulin barrier.

D2- Long battle against enemy agents has drawn near to it's end as the last two operatives fight it out.
I am one of them as course xD tho I appear to be a Tom Cruise looky likey...nooooooooo. (so unfair).
Anyway my arch nemesis has blond hair and looks like lead singer out of ABC Martin Fry...scary.
We fight it out...in the air over London. Every thing looks weird from up in the sky. I can make out various landmarks.
In the end it is my amazing swimming stroke as I fly...a bit like a desperate doggy paddle as I fly Oo.
And I get to a brown car before the other agent and it's all over.

I probably beat him to the secret supply of hair gel...idk.