Cruise ships and car thiefs.
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, 09-26-2011 at 10:41 AM (424 Views)
So this time, I find myself on a cruise ship along with a lot of people I know from school. On deck, I set next to my girlfriend and we talk about some of the other guests until we spot a girl that has a comically oversized nose, to which I refer as a "jew-nose".
It turns out that the ship we're on is actually getting towed along by a huge oil tanker and when we stop in (at that point) open water, I get up to look around. To three sides there is an extremely artificial looking beach, to the last side there's a wall. We're indoors now, the two huge ships are still there. Someone gets up on a podium and starts announcing the three most retarded things people have done onboard and while I don't remember the runners-up, my "jew-nose" thing got number one and I held a speech that was pretty much a mock. After the speech, I cannonball into the water with an enthusiastic scream, but get caught submerged because I suddenly wear a heavy coat that sucks itself full of liquid and gets too heavy for me to carrry up to the surface. I try getting it off, but the dream ends amidst my attempt.
What I also do remember is a fragment of my dad walking around a parking garage, speaking dutch (!?) and stealing an Audi by help of a USB-Device. He gets in the car and drives away, but I still hear him clearly, saying how hard life was and how now he was the bad man for stealing, when he shouldn't be. I then get tempted heavily to steal my sister's bike and sell it. The alarm clock goes off, I awake.