Rawracookie's DJ

Me (some guy) and my wife are walking along the beach. My wife has huge breasts and is topless. People keep coming and touching them. I keep brushing them off. At some point, a persistent one shoves his hand into her nipple (WTF?). I am pissed. I knock him out and away. I defend her videogame style with some shooting from some sort of ship-like thing. It goes on for awhile until I wake up. I am on the constant verge of being overtaken.

I have traded my Geckomobile ('97 Toyota Corolla) for a small VW hatchback. Maybe a golf?

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My family is driving around in the van at some place. I think there is a festival and a parade. I follow them around in my VW. There are some details of going around that I don't remember. At some point, I'm lifting my VW and carrying it. Eventually I am at some minecraft world where me, my father, and Se. are competing to find diamonds. I am huge, maybe 10-20 times larger than the normal minecraftian. I have my VW on like a right shoe. I'm hanging from a ledge and kicking the ground to find diamonds.

I'm not sure if I run off or if this is another dream.

I'm in a desert minecraft world area. I'm part of some group that builds pyramids out of sandstone. I have alot of diamond and only 1 heart of health. I make it to the pyramid where there is visible food. I end up fighting mobs inside the pyramid and not having time to get to the food. I beat them. At the end, I am greeted by my fellow member. I eat some nearby food and deposit my diamonds. It is decided that we need another pyramid for us to dwell in and be safe. I think I'm against the idea. We do alot of walking about some center scaffolding/walkway and no building. Eventually, I start the project. They follow and building commences. I dig for sand at some point and give sandstone to somebody. Co. approaches and speaks to me of sperm. In dreamland, I guess he works at a sperm bank? I'm annoyed at him. He wants to examine my sperm. I go into the unfinished building. At some point, I jizz on the wall onto some shelves? It's a good few tablespoons or so. I poke at it. It slithers down and out of the building due to a crack on the wall along some snow. No idea when it transitioned into snow. I follow it out. Co., next to me, wants me to put it into a little cup. I fiddle with it until it is. He puts it into some treated bag to await processing. I run around doing something. I don't remember. Some guy brings me the sperm in the bag. He says I got a low score. I tell him it isn't surprising due to it being frozen by the snow. He agrees. Co. comes and collects the bag. No idea what score it could be or what it could mean.