Welcome to my dreams!

1. [Lucid]
I woke up earlier than usual and so I attempted a WILD counting back from 100 in my head.

//I begin to slowly rotate on the spot until I'm facing the wall, I open my eyes and I see my wall, bed and pillow, I haven't quite figured out I am dreaming so I try to rotate back to my sleeping position, for some reason I feel like I'm on the verge of ejaculating, I then start to ejaculate and I'm trying to stop it as to not make a mess//, this in turn woke me up to a sticky mess and the realization I was just dreaming.

Legend:
//=Lucid