Ophelia's Book O' Fun II

These were especially nice to have yesterday morning, with the family in the dog house for pissing me off irl. Plus I've been sick, tends to lead to interesting dreams.

I was at an AT&T store looking at one some of the phones, when one of the employees puts a large chocolate brownie on the table in front of me. Then he acted like he didn't do it, which enraged me for some reason. I took the brownie and went outside with the intent of throwing it into the street, when a thought occurred to me: Why don't I cut the brownie in half, and stick one half into each of my shoes! So I did, and the instant I did, it transformed my shoes into these amazing, super-jump trainers! I barely had to jump, and I would leap into the air about 15 feet. Then each time I landed, I would instantly bounce back up. It was kinda hard to control my landings, thought I never fell. Each jump seemed to feed into the next one, and before I knew it I had gone 3 miles in a matter of seconds! I remember thinking that basketball players should wear them. Anyway, I got as far as the Kroger, then I got preoccupied with random crap there and forgot all about my cool new trainers.

Another nonlucid I had started out in the hayloft of a barn. A "man" leaped like some kind of animal into the loft from outside. He was big, naked, somewhat hairy, and looked like a man that had almost finished transitioning from his werewolf form back into a man. I also remember being shocked at how incredibly huge his thing was. We proceeded to have one of the very rare occasions were I have dream sex and DON'T wake up before I finish. It was werey cool (<< see what I did> )

Then as soon as he bounced into my dream, he bounced out. My next adventure was with my friend Nicole's younger autistic brother, Mark. He's 14 and very high functioning. Apparently we were supposed to have a fun day together or whatever. I saw a golfcart at the barn, so I decided to take Mark riding on one. Thought he'd get a kick out of it. Somehow prior, I had bought us chocolate mousse cups from work (chocolate mousse inside edible chocolate cups). Anyway, Mark wanted to take his in the golfcart, so I let him. But he wanted to actually set them in the drink holders. I didn't realize that the holders were basically situated above the motor of the golfcart, so after we rode a while, the chocolate cup part melted, and chocolate mousse went everywhere (Mark doesn't like to be dirty or messy). So he clicked out and had a fit, so I ended the ride and helped him get cleaned up.

True Story: When I told Nicole at work about the dream this morning, she laughed because she said Mark would actually have acted that way irl. Anyway, that's all.