Ophelia's Book O' Fun II

I was going swimming with my former asst manager ("E") and his gf (I think?), when I ended up naked and needing to pee, and in or near my old bedroom. I was sitting on the wicker chair, and trying to cover up my nakedness with a giant stuffed animal, and I really needed to pee. E told me it was ok if I just went on that chair I was sitting on. It was covered by a white jersey, and his direction seemed sensible, so I let out a few drops. Then I choked the rest back, because I guess some part of me understood that it was not quite right to be naked, peeing on a shirt on a chair in front of my ex-boss. Then the dream skipped forward to the past (makes sense believe me), and Chris and I were on the train like when I used to take him to daycare before I met Danny. I just happened to notice that he decided to put on a WHITE JERSEY. So I yelled at him, then turned him around. Sure enough, there was a tiny pee spot on the back, and some kind of white cakey stuff. Gross, I know. I reached into my bag, and thank SUBCONSCIOUS there were baby wipes in there. I grabbed some and started wiping the grody areas. Then I noticed Chris's scalp had these weird scale kinda things around a couple of his follicles. I started peeling them off and wiping them away, when the alarm woke me up from this hellish gore.

The best part is the fact that I work with E's gf irl, and I told her about the dream today and she lhfao.