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Ophelia's Book O' Fun II

Joshua Tree

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, 04-05-2012 at 07:44 PM (769 Views)

I forgot to mention one of the non-lucid dream fragments from 2 nights ago: There was this guy who referred to his penis as his "butt-tooth". We had sex but it was just all wrong wrong wrong.

Last night Josh was there. Been a while. He was helping us save this one tree that had been injured. The tree would even groan like the trees from LOTR when we removed some of the dead branches. We of course left the branches that were showing green under the bark, because we knew those branches were still alive.

Then more of the usual and ridiculous Josh nonsense.

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Alyzarin - 04-05-2012 07:46 PM
There was this guy who referred to his penis as his "butt-tooth". We had sex but it was just all wrong wrong wrong.

Butt...tooth? ._.

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OpheliaBlue - 04-05-2012 07:59 PM
Yeah. I think his logic was that his penis stuck out from between his legs like a tooth, and is butt is analogous to a mouth.

Makes sense if you think about it. Maybe it's just me.

Lol analogous.

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Alyzarin - 04-05-2012 08:07 PM
I suppose I can see that.

Lol analogous.

That made me crack up.

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Linkzelda - 04-05-2012 08:11 PM
Lol Ophelia xD

I thought I was silly with anal puns/jokes

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OpheliaBlue - 04-05-2012 08:13 PM
I can't believe I just said a butt was like a mouth.

You guys are too nice to keep reading this filth of mine

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Alyzarin - 04-05-2012 08:15 PM
I find it entertaining.

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