Ophelia's Book O' Fun II

Just like last night, I was at my parents house. And just like last night, I had issues with folks trying to get through my bedroom window. Entirely different dream from last night, and entirely nonlucid.

I was in the family room watching tv, and mom was in the kitchen. The couch in the dream was a rocking couch, even though it wasn't in real life. For some reason, I had girl parts and boy parts. And the main boy part was actually IN the girl part. And rocking on the rocking couch felt real real good. I had a blanket over me, so you couldn't tell. Anyway, it was feeling a little toooo good, so I decided to go to my bedroom to finish. But some weird goth people (friend's of my mom I think?), who kinda lived on our porch right by my bedroom window, were trying to get into my room. Like their party was spilling into my bedroom. I was BALLISTIC. (lol, ball). I just shoved them back outside, locked the window lock, and started trying to pin my curtains over the window so they couldn't see inside either. By the time I had accomplished all that, I was no longer horny and I woke up.

An interesting side note: I told a coworker buddy of mine yesterday that I had the lucid dream the other night where i was a girl and had sex, then a guy and had sex. I said, it must be penis envy. She said, nah, it just means you're fine on your own.. you don't need a man because you have both parts. Then BOOM I dream I have both parts simultaneously. Power of suggestion, I love it!