11 false awakenings

awkward title? probably because it was an awkward dream...
so it started out with me hanging with some friend, and then i realize im dreaming and i feel a little horny... so i do the spin thing and im in like a motel and i chick i sorta like is naked so i start banging her while a brunette 69's her while im screwing her! mind you shes got a HUGE ASS because im not much into boob. sadly though i wake up because my cat is clawing my face

Okay so i got on earlier and i decided id post this dream too.
It was a WILD so i entered in the jungle, and heres this lepord and it jumps from this tree like thing idk man.
and it starts talking to me saying i had to be one with the pack and right about now i was going WTH? and then it hit me like a train, I turned into a lepord... IT WAS AMAZING!!!! I felt like i had paws! my heart rate felt slower and i was relly warm... oh boy did it feel great and then a monkey just jumps from a tree and lands on the ground, and i was thinking, Eh im a lepord why not? so i run over there and snap this monkeys neck and the ghost of it flys to heaven. so i sink my teeth into this monkey, and it tasted like lobster, i swear to god it did.
next thing i know dream fades im human again... so the rest of my dream is just me having some fun and i started flying around new york city trying all the cool things ive seen people try to do
so far i got this done in one dream:
Flew, transformed, eat something, jumped off a skyscraper, and went to the moon...

When i went to the moon it was relly weird i saw this guy, he was tall relly tall and i didnt get a good look at him...

Okay this is about the third time this month ive tried WILD it didnt work till this afternoon and HOLY SHIX, it was clearer than irl, i swear to god if it was irl i would of crapped myself. Here i was, alone in my basement, first part of the dream bam 12-gauge shotgun in my hand, AND WHAM, WHAM, WHAM, next thing i know im in the wall shooting this 12 gauge like a madman at the HUGE meaty fleshy thing.
i mean i am pumping the shells out so fast it sounded like a machinegun, so this thing falls its just like BOOM, it was like 9 feet tall andi m like WTF JUST HAPPENED?!?!? WHERE AM I?? and then i check my signs like i usually do when crazy shix like that happens ( oh yeah happens all the damn time) and so i hear like 3 people running down these stairs and here i am reloading and im like OH CRAP OH CRAP, the door opens im ready to shoot and its my mom, dad, and bro, all carrying guns (cant relly rember who had what) and they start freaking out, and dream fades...
it was black for a couple seconds and then here we are riding in whats sorta like a army jeep? and im maning the machine gun on the top, thinking WTH IS GOING ON? so I ask rembering social dosnt have anything in lucid dreams ( YEAHHHH) and they tell me where in the middle of a goddamn full blown zombie appocaplypse, and so im like well then this lucid dream just got EPPPICCC.
so im like well i hope no zombies apear out of the distance to come attack us and we find a military bunker full of provisions and ammunition. and would you look at that zombies and a bunker huh wonder why. so the dreams just goes on with me killing these super zombies just firing and firing and killing and it WAS THE MOST AMAZING DREAM EVER!!!! it was relly funny cuz i scared my mom when i woke up i was screaming DIE YOU BASTERDS and she came running in i had to explain she was like thats cool!