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My dream begins in the kitchen of my old house. My father, mother, and I were sitting at the round, marble table we had in the kitchen. We were eating and my dad said something that was offensive to me. I stood up and screamed, "F*** YOU DAD!" And I flipped him off!>:3 I threw everything that was on the table to the floor. I ran to my room and locked it up. I threw a shelf to block the door so no one could come in! VICTORY THY NAME IS ME!

The dreams transitions to a video game looking scene. Although I am in it, I see it as if I'm playing the game. (This game looks like a Super Nintendo game btw.) This "game" was based on a Lemonade Stand, you had to sell good quality lemonade to customers by using specific amounts of sugar, lemons, and ice. At one point my character got arrested and this popped up: WILL YOUR PLAYER: A) THROW MONEY AT THE COPS or B)THROW MONEY AT PEDESTRIANS. I saw my character on a platform with a bag of money with cops at one side and pedestrians on the other. I didn't get to choose any one because this dream went to another

I was at some random house which was "mine." I saw my parents in the driveway. My mom said, "I got the beetle." My dad said, "I got the truck!" Then they transformed into a beetle, and a truck respectively. I got in my "dad" and drove to a warehouse. In the warehouse I was the boss and I commanded everyone to run out. The warehouse was empty. Thee dream THEN went to this:

I was in the bathroom looking at myself in the mirror. I moved my small, bangs and saw a green pimple on my forehead. It beated up and down slowly. It glowed light green, then dark green and so on. Then other pimples began popping up all over my face. They began to beat. I was all like WTF.. then I woke up glad there weren't pimples on ma face T_T

I have been attempting to do a WILD for about a week. Only once was i ALMOST successful. It was my fault that i thought of water and began to dream that i was swimming ever so epicly... ANYWAYYYS Here go the story of last night...4/24/11 T_T

I lay in my bed, on my back. I close my eyes and take three deep breathes. After, i say..."One...I am dreaming....Two...I am dreaming...Three...I am dreaming," and so on. However once I get to 20, i start over. It will keep me awake as my body falls asleep. I then folllow my hypnogogic imagery. Just watching the colorful blotches swim by. Oh how they are beautful and make me want to get up and take a dump in the cold...cold bathroom. After 10-15 minutes a dream forms...A dream of forest...And i'm like ZOMG LUCID DREAM TIME D But no...Instead I dream this sorta fun shit:

I'm in the forest...It smells of pine and sex... I walk on a path only to find a car. A black car shaped like the Mach 5 in that confusing ass Speed Racer movie/show.. But I did like that movie..Anyways. Near the car I find my "friend," Ryan, who i declare as that little chubby guy that likes candy..Kinda like that guy from iCarly. For some reason there is a round mini map on my bottom right view pointing towards a "?". I drive that way only to find a big, black house with the girl that I like inside. I begin to deflower her. As I come out of the room I see Ryan err masturbating and he admits his undying love for me. With that scary statement I drive off into the night and crash into a random tree in the forest. I curse that tree, and die...

I wake up..still scared fromt the sight of a friend masturbating.. and go to school...I am still haunted by that dream..;_;

This is really a dream entry, so ya...last night was my second attempt at an Astral Projection. I was supposed to feel "vibrations," pretty much do a WILD, which I did, I felt the vibrations and I said to myself,"Oh, there's the vibrations they [the website] was talking about." As I said that I opened my eyes, I look at my arm which was hanging off the bed, but while my eyes were open, it felt as if they were closed, I felt lighter. I felt a cold draft and woke up..
So it wasn't really successful, but it was cool :3

Dream Non-Dream Lucid:
Part 1:
Im sleeping..... And for some reason I wake up, and I breathe hard. Then, I actually DO wake up the same way... Which was weird.

Part 1:
I spawned in a cabin of some sort. Again, I was asleep, then woke up. There was blood, blood everywhere, one a DC dressed as a camper said, "GET UP THERE'S A FUCKING MURDERER!" So I got up and ran into the forest, I felt the dirt on my bare feet. I saw this mine looking entrance that led underground. The dream character and I sped into it. We found asians in there, and I also found my friend also known as "Aprilade!" The Asians were all scared... For some reason I wasn't scared, at all, in fact it was kinda funny in the dream! Aprilade and I remained calm, even when the killer came in and went,"RAAWWGLGLGAAAGRRAAARRUUUGGGHH!!!" And slaughtered us all! :3

Part 3:
I am now at my house! Outside. In the front yard. My older sister gets out of her car, and laughs,"BLWAAHAHAHAH!"
My dad replies,"GET INSIDE THE HOUSE!"
We go in the back yard through the gate, and the backyard is in this.biodome square, its huge, its just grass, and in the east and west sides, there are pine trees, thats it.. big blocks begin to fall, then i AWAKEN

No Dream Recall

NON-DREAM LUCID NON-LUCID


Part 1:
I spawned in a jungle, near a beautiful waterfall. I can hear the water flowing, and the waterfall was extremely clear! I heard birds in the distance and the wooshes of the water. The dream characters were dressed like people on a safari (like Tarzan!) The dream characters and I were excavating near the waterfall, trying to find some sort of green gem, that possessed the power to shape-shift into ANYTHING, as long as you wore it! An evil woman possessed the red gem, which held the same powers.
The dream spawned at school, the evil woman was there! I walked to the sixth grade bathroom. I noticed a girl, she looked strange, she looked like a schoolmate of mine, but she seemed different. I saw a dream character next to her, I shape-shifted into him, and approached her, i said,"Hey Elissa, hey what's up?" Which distracted her! Then I hit her in the stomach, then I hit her on the back causing her to fall! I stole the red gem from her and transformed into a cheetah! I ran around the school multiple times, after running, i said,"Oh well," and became a pterodactyl and flew away! Now, this was part of my assignment, which was to fly. But I was supposed to be at a concert and fly. But, before I went to bed, I had "flying' in my mind, which is why I still dream of flying! I need to focus more on the concert and becoming lucid, visualizing the becoming lucid, is the part I'm having trouble with.

Part 2:

I woke up at about 6:30 and fell back to sleep at about 6:36. I appeared in a forest. Everywhere i looked there were pine trees. I entered a village, it reminded me of the village in the beginning of "The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess." There was a tall building that looked like the shop in LOZ:TP, there were bubbles coming out of the chimney. There was a bathroom that looked as if it was from my school. I found my friend and a dream character that "felt" like a friend. Some lady started yelling at us, and I couldn't stop laughing for some reason. I went to the bathroom (which was pretty big) and looked in the mirror. I saw myself, and said,"Awww! I forgot to comb my hair!"
I was back in the village. I went up to the "Bubble Building" and there was a girl, in a karate suit with a red belt. She was in front of this... machine that had three buttons. The girl said,"Hey watch me do karate, and I teach you!" The first button turned red, the girl tried to karate kick it ;D but failed. The machine let out a buzz and said,"FAIL!" The continued for all \the buttons.

THE END

This dream is really awkward. -________-

I dream that I was on the computer watching porn...and my dad caught me..Even though I DON'T WATCH PORN D:

lol thats it =3

January 24th, 2011
LUCID NON-LUCID
Part 1:

It took place at school. I was in my second period clss which is period two. But for some reason, the classroom was different. The overhead projedtor was in a different place, the desks weren't arranged in normal rows, and the teacher's desk was in the front-middle of the room.
Here's a layout. X=Desk T=Teacher's Desk O=Overhead:

O
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XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX The teacher started yelling at us for not doing our homework assignment which was a poem. He put a white paper with text on the overhead, I think that was the poem's layout. So, the class took the yelling, and now, we go to part 2! :3

Part:
It is now lunch hour I was sitting with my friends talking gibberish, no english whatsoever. We were sitting under the blue canopies, which is weird because we usually sit under a tree. All of a sudden, I felt something weird in my stomach. I ran to the bathroom. On the way, I bumped into someone, who was a bully. He got mad and when I was finished with my doo-doo he came up to me (in the bathroom still) and threatened to beat me up. He grabbed a broken toilet seat (gross) and started swinging at me. Like spider-man would, I dodged every swing. I kicked the seat making it hit his face, he went unconscious. A newspaper article with the title of: Bully Beat By Hero spun in front of a black screen. And we finally go to Part 3!

Part 3:
I was at home. I said,"Aww the mile is today!!" Obviously I was absent! xD

THE END

January 21-22, 2011

Don't remember much! But I dream something about music. In real life I had went to a school concert where people perform their favorite music. I guess I dream about that.

I'm at school. In the hallway I saw the girl I like. She said something like,"Your gonna have to catch me!" She ran away to the beginning of the hallway.
I looked back and everything turned blue. Blue fog too! Then a SUV was on the hallway that goes a little uphill. It was backing up. I said to myself,"Someone told ___ i like her!"
The blue fog turned into water, I rose up to the surface of the water where I saw three extremely small lands. They were connected to each other by wooden bridges. Then, I woke up.

This dream was really long. This dream was actually VERY clear!

Part 1:
Okay, so my "team" and I are walking in a clone base (you should know these guys if you ever watched "Star Wars")i see black clones, and white clones(who are ALL in lego form). We walk, we're in disguise and we exit the base to go to a Tatooine looking town. I hookshot on a wall and my team talks..I don't know what they said, but it was exciting!

Part 2:
Somehow, I'm now in a snowy place. A girl eskmo greets me and she leads me to this bridge..She says GO GO! And i go, the bridge starts shaking and somehow i begin to eat a ham sandwich. She then leaves, i believe she had the essence of a girl that i like.

Part 3:
The dream then goes to a battlefield, there is a rainbow and a tank, with the head of a hooker.... My "team" starts fighting this HOOKER TANK xD When we are nearly defeated a nun, in a tank/helicopter thingy comes up and says,"DIE YOU BITCH!" And she begins to shoot the Hooker Tank...

I had woken up to close the windows cuz it was cold

Part 4:
I'm home now, in the kitchen making oatmeal again, but sadly, no reality checks D:
I see my dead take the dog outside in the front yard, he then returns and says,"Where's Bandit?" (our dogs name)
Me,"I don't know."
Dad,"BANDIT! -whistles-"
My dad does this over and over, but Bandit never came home.
Then i woke up...
THE END