memorable

I am in a car with kirsty and the girls, its daytime and to my left is pavement then a field. I am driving and everybody gets out the car, they tell me to meet them at theirs, they wanna walk from here cause there is too much traffic. I say thats ok but i know this car is kirsty's car and not my own so i have to be careful.

I get annoyed that i havent moved in a while and decide to 3-point turn and leave, i crash into an oncoming car as im beginning to turn, stick it in reverse and hit another car, im scared now so i speed off and park the car outside kirstys house. I go in for a bit to chill with them and act like nothing has happened.

at some point i decide to nose plug RC I can breathe. "im dreaming" i say. i do some stabilisation techniques and leave the house. I walk out into a wooded area and its dark, i try to yell out, wanting to call for my dream guide but i couldnt make any sound at all. I rub my hands together for a while and chant "this is a dream, this is a dream, this is a dream..." I try again to call out. "i need to speak to my dream guide. Are you there!?" i wait for a few seconds, then hear an answer, it sounds like its coming from inside my head and remember thinking that is weird. "yes" i hear.
" Can you please meet me? I'd very much like to talk to you" a figure appears before me, it has silver skin, he introduces himself but i forget the name.

We walk and talk, he tells me lots of things but i forget most of the conversation. He tells me i was a dog in a past life, he also says he needs to show me something. He takes me to a friend, i recognise it as an old school friend called Becky. We are hovering above her bed, she is laying there crying. She looks so thin and upset. He tells me that i should talk to her, try to help her as she is going through a really hard time at the moment. i tell him that i will.

I ask him about the page i reserved for him in my DJ, if its ok for me to fill that in with his information, he tells me no and i get the impression that, at least for now, i should leave it empty.

I wake up. Later that day i send a message to my old school mate becky, i haven't talked to her in maybe a year and a half, so i look at her FB and her statuses tell me she is depressed atm, i message her saying "might sound crazy, i had a dream bout you last night and it seemed you were having a hard time, is everything ok? etc" she replied straight away telling me how weird that is because she is currently battling a eating disorder and her bf is in rehab and she cannot contact him for 1 year.

This freaked me out, maybe it was a coincidence and maybe i just already knew deep down that something was wrong.

Having an argument with DV members about something, possibly the whereabouts of a member. Me & my dad commandeer a shop to find out what is happening. We somehow get returned to our own planet and told the ship we stole was designed to move planets.

This explains the greenish force field around the ship. Me and dad begin to move a planet with a small gun we took from the ship, we are floating in space and about to enter the planets atmosphere but my alarm wakes me.

Dream 2

I am going to outlook festival, we arrive at a giant field in the middle of the day to try and find a decent camping spot. We walk all the way to one of the barriers and settle there, in the middle of our camp-site there is a human-sized burrow. I am with lex, josh, joe, keirnan and kate.
I decide to have a nosey around our area and walk up to the barrier, its just a fence, i see that at the bottom there is a gap which we could fit through, i make a note of this for future reference & go to tell kate about it. As im pointing it out to her she is smiling and agreeing with me. I look up to see a friend, ben matthews, he is with a group of his friends that i d ont recognise. I tell them about the gap & that he should sneak in, he thanks me and along with his friends, climbs through the gap and begins to play a game with a small inflatable ball, kicking it about. The ball accidentally hits a few near by campers, they shrug it off and laugh and join in the game.

The game stops & we get our camping chairs out so we can c hill in the sun. Les starts talking about how long we will be able to stay here , i find this stranger and say "dude, what are you talking about? we are here for a week!" Everyone laughs & I am confused by it all. They begin to tell me that after a few days the "tribes" that live here will ask us to move so they can reclaim their land. I think they are joking & shrug this off. I decide to see where this burrow leads so i climb down it and appear in my own back garden "hmph, this will be useful" i think to myself, i walk into my house, grab some supples from my fridge & head back through the burrow. I rush o ver and tell kate about where it leads, she doesn't believe me until i show her what i took, snacks, food and drinks etc.
Its getting dark so i decide to back for more supplies, this time my dad is in the h ouse "Ben, what are you doing here? Your suppose to be at outlook!" I tell him about the burrow and he thinks its cool. I also tell him that the tribes will take back their land and he tells me "that seems fair" i say to him "how is that fair? I spent money to stay there, where will i go?"
"Ben" he says, "you gotta understand that this is peoples lively hood, it may rain in the middle part where they are now and they may need to spread out."

I tell him thats dumb as there is still plenty of room and that we shouldnt need to leave, i explain that i should get back now too. When i exit the burrow, its now night time, people around us have set up various cam fires and are getting drunk.
Lex is sitting in his camping chair, hes looking at me but hes not saying anything, the orange glow of our campfire is dancing around on his face, it looks really pretty against his black skin.
"LETS GET WASTED!" he shouts to everyone, this is followed by a series of cheers from us all. We head out to all the stalls that are set up to get some alcohol, the people that own the stalls remind me slightly of gypsy's. WE drink our drinks & i wonder off for a bit to browse some stalls. It is still really dark, i walk up to a stall, the woman there sneers at me & says "you will soon be gone from these lands" i look directly at her "In that case, i better not buy anything from you, wouldn't want you to prosper when your kicking us out!" i sneer back at her. She looks furious & calls out for guards. I run away from the stall, it is pitch-black now and i can hear the guards footsteps behind me. I decide if i keep moving they will hear me but if i stay still they shouldnt see me. I realise i am laying on sand so i throw more over myself to help disguise me. The guards walk past me, they are tall with weird gold adornments around their necks, and are wearing loin-cloths. I start to follow them towards a huge dome-like tent. Inside is a massive man with a weapon, like a clingon bat'leth and he looks like Goro from MortalKombat but with just 2 arms, the man he is fighting has a spear, they clash for a few mins & finally the huge guy get the spear thrust through him. The guy with the spear becomes an equal size to the Goro-like guy, gets given a weapon, a blue band and runs off into the distance.

Goro sees me and throws me a spear, as soon as i catch it he charges towards me and begins a relentless assault, each time he attacks i only just manage to parry or dodge, we are inside his dome like tent circling eachother, i throw the spear but he dodges it and charges at me, i roll underneath his attack, pick up another spear, turn & throw it. The spear rams straight into his side, he drops his Bat'leth, motions for me to come closer and presents me with a blue band, he then tells me to join the other guy from before.

I run off in the direction the other guy went and find him on his own, hacking & slashing into a big heard of buffalo. He tells me to join in and i tell him i dont think i can. I come back to the campsite to the others and tell them we should make a stall and sell things, then we should be able to stay. I also tell them that these guys only eat meat and not bread or anything else, we begin to boil up a broth, i pick up the container and slosh its contents around.

2 guards walk over to us & tell us that we cannot stay, he is to the right of me, I keep stirring the broth, not looking at him. He raises his weapon to me, still not looking at him i raise my hand, showing my blue band, the guard seems un-phased and starts to swing for me, i dont move. The guard behind him grabs his arms before he can swing down "what are you doing, fool!? The blue band is a sign of friendship to the khal!!" the guard apologises and turns to walk away, he turns around again and sneers at my friends "you do not carry the mark of the Khal YOU shall die!" He is looking at kate this time, he raises his weapon once more and i see the fear in kates eyes. I don't know what to do, i grab his weapon and scream to my friends "RUN, RUN NOW!!!"
Once they are out of sight i let go and run the other way, the guards follow me. I jump a small fence & end up in a field full of giant flowers of the craziest colours ive ever seen. This field is a circular shape with the edges being high ground and the middle being lower ground, kind of like a bowl.

I hide amongst the flowers as i see a jeep of elite guards come down the road ahead of me, they spot me and begin to throw razor sharp discs at me, they look similar to xena's frizbee thing, but thicker. The first disc cuts the flowers in front of me but misses, there are more elite guards that begin to throw discs at me. I dodge them and pick up ones that i find on the floor and start to throw them back. On my first attempt i high a guard in the throat, blood spurts out of his wound and he collapses, the rest of my attempts miss badly. There are more and more discs being thrown at me now and im finding it difficult to dodge them, i think to myself "i need a weapon" so i make a motion with my hand as if i am unsheathing a sword, i grab a hard hilt and pull out a big, black-bladed ninja sword. I begin using this to deflect any incoming discs. (At this point im starting to figure something isn't right but i have a lot on my mind atm)

The Guards are upon me now and i am desperately defending myself, there are about 5 guards, i kill one with a wild lunge that pierces his heart, he drops dead instantly. All of a sudden, it clicks.... I scream "THIS IS A DREAM!!" i drop my sword, blade down and it sticks into the ground next to me. I stand there, grinning at my enemies, knowing they cant harm me at all. They begin wildly slashing at me, i can feel their blades hit me, but it doesnt cut me, nor does it hurt. The guards look shocked and i cackle. They continue to hack at me, i punch the guard closest to me in the face "HOW WAS THAT, BITCH!?" I watch him Fly backwards and hit the floor hard. I turn my attention to a guard thats running in for a c loser attack, i ignore his blade and grab him by the throat, and throw him with all my might, i watch as he hurtles towards the sky, screaming and then he disappears from view. I turn to the remaining guards, grab the next by his head and his shoulder and tear his head off, i get covered in blood. The last guard sees this, turns and runs away.

Spoiler for 18+:

I turn around and behind me i see a goup of naked girls walking towards me, they are all looking at me lustily. I walk up to the first girl, a slender blonde girl with blue eyes, i pick her up and enter her, it feels amazing! I start to kiss her and thrust away

Spoiler for 18+:

I wake up soon after.

I am preparing for holiday, I am out shopping with my mum, dad, joe and josh. I am walking around looking at things that i'll need, clothes, supplies etc. I realise that i dont really need anything at all because the holiday i am on will be all-inclusive. I rush round to tell josh & joe, then i leave them to it.
We head home and start to play Naruto Ultimate NinjaStorm 2 and i keep beating them both really easily, they hate it but i am laughing.

We decide to play some cod, at first we are all playing and then suddenly we are transported into the game and playing. I remember running round with a p90 in a sort of desert map with a huge building in the middle. I seem to kill a load of guys and i'm pretty chuffed with myself.

*dream skip*
I arrive at my destination, exit the plane that im on. As i get off the plane i realise we have landed in a really derelict runway that is surrounded by fields and over grown weeds, i look up to the sky and it seems pretty overcast. I walk on to the fields and for some reason begin to search for cannabis plants, i remember saying to myself "gotta make this holiday worth hit" i am inspecting a plant but someone calls my name. I look up and see my dad at the top of a hill staring down over the horizon. I get curious and want to see for myself so i walk up to him. I look down and can see a huge beach, with beautifully clear waters stretched out before me. I see hotels lined up too and begin to walk along the beach to find my hotel.
I leave mum & dad behind and start to walk along the beach, i am just at the sea front and there are plenty of people swimming and playing in the sea.
The waves here are pretty huge and there are a lot of surfers too. As im walking i find a shopping mall, decide to go in and take a look. For some reason i meet a monk in orange robes, he seems fearful and doesn't want to be noticed. I ask him whats wrong and explains that everybody on this island has a shard of metal implanted in their butt. I laugh when he says this but he glares at me. "its true!" he says, "as im a monk i have to have an orange shard of metal implanted, everyone else has silver" i think to myself "holy shit he is serious" and set about trying to hide the monk. We are walking through the main walk-way and a white guy, about 25ish drops down from above us, he lands right next to us and im startled.
"what are you doing?"
"stealing this stuff. I dont have a metal implant so i cant work"
The monk tells me we need to get out of here.

*dream 2*

I am at school, in an I.T lesson, i am sat at a table and to my left is megan, to my right is a blonde girl i do not recognise and to her right is my ex, soph.
Soph is trying to get my attention but i seem to be more focused on the blonde girl. She is telling me why she left me, because she had my child etc and was worried i wouldn't stay with her, but not is wandering if we could get back together again, she grabs my and and i say "maybe" we are holding hand for some time.
I suddenly realise i have not done as much work as everybody else & the teacher is coming to check on us. I tell the teacher my first idea was stupid and i had to start again, this time im making a women's magazine.

We leave the classroom & it is the end of the day, I am walking out of the school gates & see the blonde girl walking with another guy, this alone doesn't bother me but i look down and see a child. This child looks exactly like the guy the blonde girl is with, skin-head with a freckly face, and i make the connection instantly. I realise that she was lying to me and i get angry, she turns around and sees me... She hangs her head and i walk past her without even looking, i can hear her crying as i walk past.

I notice there is a silver sports car with blacked out windows parked next to the exit to the school. I am checking out the car and as i walk past the drivers side window rolls down. Its andy sandberg "sup muthafuckaaaaaa!" he says and wobbles his head. I laugh "man your hilarious!" i tell him. He laughs and then tells me he knows what has happened, that im upset and that i should follow him so that we can go get really high. I jump in the car & he zooms off.
He slows down when we reach a huge house, he opens the gate and parks on the drive. We get out and he tells me that some of my friends are already here. We walk up to the house and he takes me to his huge hot tub where i see Paul and Frenchy. I am amazed to see my friends here and we all begin to chat instantly.

Before i know it Andy is rolling a blunt wrap, i tell him "man i haven't got any green on me and i dont just wanna smoke up all yours" He laughs and tells me "its cool, ive got so much anyway its not a problem, you can sort me out next time".
He passes me the blunt and i smoke away, its an amazing feeling being high in a hot tub! I feel so relaxed, i realise i need the toilet and ask andy where it is, he tells me and i get out, dry off quickly and head into the house where i find the rest of the lonely island crew. "Oh, i'm with andy, i hope its ok that im here."

"its fine, its basically Andy's house anyway man, are you looking for the bathroom?"
I nod and Jorma points to my right. I thank him and go to the toilet.
I re-enter the hot tub and Andy is telling everybody about a really cool course you can go down on any vehicle. I think this sounds amazing and ask him if i could luge it on my skateboard. He tells me i could and that the start is right outside his house. He even offers me a skateboard to use. I go outside and lay down on the skateboard, paul is on the back to help steer. We roll towards the edge of a hill and start to go down, we have to dodge all the traffic and a car slows down in front of us indicating right, when there is no right turn, i get annoyed at this.

We pass the car and are heading for a long right turn i lean on the right side of the skateboard and we zoom around it. After this turn there are signs to follow that lead to a run down shed that is displaying my time. 1:08. "yes!" i shout. Everyone is congratulating me, someone tells me they did it on skates and i say "you should try laying on a skateboard. Its scary as hell!" everybody laughs.

I open my eyes, im in my bedroom looking up at the ceiling. i roll out of bed in almost a pouncing manner, land on my feet facing my door, its open for some reason, this almost never happens.

I slowly walk outside to the landing, something isn't right. im growing pretty suspicious of my surroundings, i do a nose plug RC and BAM i can breathe!
The dream sort of flashes and i dont want to lose it so i bury my excitement and shout "I'M DREAMING!"
I kneel down feel the carpet, and the textures of the wall, i decide to bite a chunk out of my door. I imagined it to taste like chocolate, and it did. I giggle and decide to see where this dream was going to take me.
I start to walk towards the stairs then think "im in a dream, screw walking" so i decide to float. I float to the stairs and then down them, at the bottom i lose concentration cause im so happy i did it and end up sort of stumbling and landing in a heap. I laugh to myself.

I open the door to my living room and sat on the sofa are my parents and grandparents. They look at me and ask me what im doing, "well, im dreaming and im gonna go outside for a little fly if thats ok?"
They shrug and look a little confused.

All of a sudden i am back at my parents house, i walk up to the double french doors and jump and smash straight through them, i go through in slow motion and watch as the shards of glass twist and turn through the air.
For some reason at that point i hear somebody shout "your not making enough noise" whether it was sarcasm or not ill never know!

I walk into the garden and float upwards, im trying to fly over the fence and away, i start off well, then my speed just dies, its like something is stopping me, so i decide to turn around and float back down to the ground, whilst doing this I decide i would like a fight, ninjas or something, but i really didnt concentrate hard enough, still far too excited to control my thoughts. Instead of ninjas, a reddish glow appeared on the patio infront of me, i see this and think, meh, good enough, ill try to take it out with a fireball. I hold my hand away from my eyes and imagine energy pulsing through it, getting hotter, i look at my hand and there is a fireball right there! I launch it at the reddish glow and it disappears.

My dad walks through the broken glass of the doors, looking pretty angry, i guess hes the best my subconscious can do for now and i still want a fight, so i raise my arms out to my sides and shout, "oh its big man daddy, bring it!"
He walks up to me, slowly and tries to punch me, i block it and grab him by his throat and lift him off the ground. I suddenly remember im looking for my DG! "say, do i have a dream guide?"
"yes" he replies. "can you set up a meeting for me?" i ask, he looks at me and says "why would i do that?" I laugh at him, "why? Hmmm, cause im dreaming and ill kick your arse if you dont?" he closes his eyes, "it is done" he says.
I slam him into the ground chokeslam stttyyylee! and i then wake up.