Crazy Corner of Crazy Person

I don't really recall how it started expect the fact that me and my two friends(One male with browny skin and One short girl) escaped from the city that got takeovered by some evil force and witches.
Then it switched to us riding a train and resting in trade stateroom. My male friend was sleeping while my female friend lyed on my shoulder. I blushed and then she smiled at me and kissed. I gasped and then she told my that it fell just like the kiss in some movie().
Then we arrived at the village, we spend one or two hours searching for the house we...I suppose...bough and then we decided to ask some grandfather where to find house with this number. I was able to convice him that we are the good guys but then witches appeared...and my mother and grandmother joined their ranks. I told my friends to run and then wasted their time. All of a suden grandfather jumped on his shovel and started to fly like a witch forward.

I rushed at him, grabbed his arm and we escaped the witches. (It was so much fun to fly this way)
Then we arrived at house with number x36(Or 37). I realised it's not the house we bough but didn't really gave much though. Some guy in that house told me and my friends to make sandwiches, so we did.
Then we appeared in our house that had number x38(Or 39) instead of x40. It was nice and clean and we laughed and danced that finally we can live alone and away from tyrany. Then all of a sudden water started to soak and soak from some kettle. I tried to stop it but was unable to. After that I remember we started to eat red and black caviar outside the house, we got a tablecloth dirty. I said we wash it and my male friend agreed...but female friend started to cry and run away with it. Then she became my mom and started to cry how this house sucks and we must return back to the city. I blinked and then realised something is wrong, yelling "Where are my friends?!"
Then I woke up.