Mydera

I had so many LONG dreams last night, I actually made myself get up a couple hours early because I didn't want to have to type anymore than I was already looking at typing. So, here goes on this giant wall of dream text, ha ha.

Dream One- I'm playing a war game with my son and my brother. Only, instead of being on the Xbox like COD or MW3, this one's played like a reenactment. There's even little caps that pop and look like blood. When the game starts, my brother is kicking ass like usual. He mows pretty much everyone else over, but when he gets to me and my son (he's on the other team!) he decides not to knock us out of the game and make my son cry. So instead, he leads us to this giant bag, and tells us to hide inside of it until the round is over so we can move on to the next level. We watch from the bag as he finishes off the other team and then we get to move on to the next level. The next level is in a big hall place. I notice that the neighbors kids are in this level playing on my brothers team. I'm pretty sure we won't be able to hide from them. Of course I'm right and they get us in the first couple minutes. Damn brats!

Dream Two: I'm playing a My Little Pony Friendship is Magic flash game. All I can see is the screen though, I can't see my hands or anything like that. The game looks like one my kids would play on Nick Jr. The concept is that the castle is falling down, and you have to use your mouse to guide Princess Celestia out of Canterlot Castle with your mouse, while avoiding fallen debris and holes in the floor. I realize after a few obstacles that I'm not playing after all! Celestia is moving up and down in a crazy fashion like someone's jerking around the mouse instead of playing. I can also hear arguing. It's Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash fighting over who's turn it is to play.

Dream Three: We're in an SUV instead of out little hatch back car. We pull up in front of Dominos, and one of the managers who quit before I did (I worked there 6 years ago, lol) is standing outside smoking. She waves at us and we roll down the window and talk with her for a moment. I can't remember what was said. She gives us a bag of cheesy bread or something, then we start pulling off. My kids start crying because they want to go back inside and get food from Dominos.

Dream Four: I'm driving through the country side, on the road my Grandfather used to live on. I'm listening to the radio, and it cuts to an emergency news broadcast. Apparently there are flying saucers appearing all over the world. I find this kind of scary, and think I need to hurry up so I can get home safe. I look up, kind of freaked out, and I notice that there above my car, way up in the sky is a UFO! It's one of the ones that looks like an upside down bowl. I also notice that every so far in the sky is another one, like they're making a huge grid across the entire sky keeping everyone and everything in their sights. I'm freaking out as I realize there really is no where I could hide if they wanted to attack. There are at least five or six in my field of vision alone, I can only imagine how many thousands there are if they continue that grid pattern across the entire worlds sky. I remember that I'm supposed to be picking up my best friend, and I turn the car around and go to get her early, thinking she'd no doubt be let off work early in a crissis such as this. I can't remember driving there, or where she was, but I remember seeing her rushing out to the car. She's got huge freaked out eyes and she's talking excitedly about the whole thing. I'm telling her how freaked out I am, and asking her what she thinks they are here for. I'm thinking of scary alien movies like Signs and Mars Attacks (that movie scarred me for life as a kid, lol. The scene where the aliens are watching people have sex in the trailer and their helmets have little windshield wipers in it made it impossible for me to sleep near an uncovered window. I'm always scared I'll roll over and see something staring back at me!) She says she doesn't know what they're here for, but we should hurry home so we can watch the news. I notice it's starting to get dark. I can see the moon in the sky to my right, and I think for a moment that behind the clouds, I could almost mistake it for another ship out of formation. We get to a set of train tracks in the town I was driving through, and for some reason I stop my car. There's someone standing in the middle of the road. I get out of the car and run up to them. It's someone I know, but now I can't remember who it was! I ask him why he's in the middle of the road and tell him he needs to get inside where he is safe! He nods, and turns around and walks off the road. I turn around and my best friend, A, has gotten out of the car as well. She's standing beside me, and I tell her we should get home too! She agrees, and we start walking home. Then I remember, "Wait... what happened to my car?!" A tells me I left it in town. I ask her if I just left it parked in the middle of the road, and she says "Yeah, probably." I freak out, but she insists we need to get home to safety. I tell her to go ahead, I'm going to go back and get my car, then I'll catch up and give her a ride home. I reason that we'll get home faster by car as it's at least a ten minute drive home, and it would take a long time to walk that! I go back looking for my car, but somehow I end up cutting through the business park. I walk into a building, and there are people running around pretty much flipping out over the UFOs. I'm for the most part unseen, but then some woman sees me. She tells me I need to go home, and that kids shouldn't be out by themselves right now, especially somewhere as dangerous as a government manufacturing facility. If the aliens are going to attack, she thinks they will attack government buildings first. She offers to let me take her car as the employees aren't allowed to leave, but I refuse politely telling her I'm looking for my own car and that I'm not a kid! Suddenly, security sees me, and they are chasing me because I'm not supposed to be there! I run, and when I have a good lead on them I cut around a corner and then duck into a large room where they're running big manufacturing machines of some sort. There's an alarm going off, but the machines are so loud I can barely hear it. I run to the back of the room, just to find it's a dead end There's a window I could escape from, but it's way above my head where I couldn't even jump to grab it! A man walks up behind me, but he looks really nice (looking back he reminds me of the Chief of the Shinsengumi from Hokuoki, lol) and he tells me that I need to go out that window because the security guards are coming. I tell him I can't reach, and he reminds me that I am an assassin. Suddenly I'm hit with this realization, "That's right! In the dream world, I am an Assassin!" I haven't ever had a dream I'm aware of where I am an assassin. I'm also still annoyed that I didn't realize I was dreaming when I said that. How can I realize I'm in the dream world and NOT realize I'm dreaming?! I am so dense, lol. Anyways, realizing I am an assassin, I use super strength to pull some wires from the wall. These wires are apparently hooked to the alarm system because pulling them away from the wall makes the alarm stop, yes! Then I make like batman and use the wires like a rope to walk up the wall to the window. The man who told me I was an assassin tells me not to break the window, but to silently pop out the screen instead so that they can't tell I escaped that way. I do as he tells me, and I get out of the place! In the parking lot I see a navy blue SUV and realize it was that lady's vehicle. I climb in, and find that there are keys inside. I thank my lucky stars, start the SUV and start driving to find my car. On the way, I see Desmond from Assassin's Creed walking down the street. I pull up next to him and he hops in, then takes the drivers seat from me. I move over to the passengers seat. I'm asking him what he thinks of the aliens. He tells me he doesn't know much about them, but that we've got to get out of here before the security guards find and arrest me. He's driving like crazy fast, and the SUV has suddenly become a stick shift. I sit back in the seat, finally calm for the first time in the whole dream. I feel like I'm in safe hands (Wish is silly considering that I've only played about halfway through Assassins Creed, the first game, and all he's done so far is bow down to the will of his captors and play in the animus, ha ha) We pull up next to my car. It's ok, it hasn't been hit or towed or anything. Desmond jumps out and starts fiddling with wires in my car, I'm not sure why but I don't much care, I trust him and whatever he's doing. He tells me he's going to take the SUV back for me since he's not on their radar and they'll never think to stop him. I nod, and wake up, lol.

Dream Five: I'm in a room with white walls with two men who remind me of that show Two and a Half Men (but since I haven't seen it in years, it's still the same guys who were in it in the beggining, not Ashton Kutcher) The playboy guy has poured some sort of goes stuff, like oatmeal maybe? all over the dorky guy's head! It was hilarious! I'm laughing my butt off, and then the dorky guy goes into the bathroom to shower. The playboy guy takes my hand and tells me to follow him, so I do, knowing he's up to no good! We sneak into the bathroom, where there are lots of toilets and a couple showers, like some sort of communal shower in a dorm. We can hear dorky guy singing in the shower, and playboy guy turns off the water! Dorky guy gets out and he's flipping out because his body is clean but he still has oatmeal all over his face! We're giggling like mad, thinking this is the best prank ever! But then dorky guy wipes the oatmeal off his face and throws it at us! I duck, but still manage to get some in my hair. Play boy guy gets a facefull. I think I'm going to wash my hair in the sink since there's no water in the one shower, and the playboy guy jumped into the working shower. Somehow I'm naked and wrapped in a white towel. I get my hair wet, and then realize I have no shampoo! I ask the guys to hand me some shampoo, but play boy guy is busy in the shower and can't hear me. Dorky guy is freaking out because I'm standing there in nothing but a towel. He starts to come close to me, but then I feel the towel start to slip. I'm sure my lower back and maybe top of my butt are showing. He's freaking out even more about that! He reaches forwards and pinches the towel to pull it up, his he's covering his eyes so its not like he can actually see if he's pulling it up far enough or not. He squeal like a little girl freaking out over being so close to me being naked and how wrong that is! I'm laughing at his timidness, then I realize I need to wash my hair and he's still not bringing me shampoo. My amusement turns to annoyance, and I just tell him to forget it, I'll find my own shampoo. I start walking around the bathroom looking for any shampoo, but all I can find are bottles with prices on them. I think this might be a hotel or something, and I don't have any money to pay for shampoo. I wake up.

Dream Six: I'm on a boat, like a big wooden ship. I have three necklaces, and I'm looking for a fourth. There's something special about these necklaces, they will life some curse or something. I realize that I have three of the genuine necklaces, and then I have four "fake" necklaces that show me what the real thing should look like, but don't have the power the three real ones do. I come ashore on a little life boat, onto a little island. On the beach is a bunch of pirates, being lead by a man who looks like a combination of Captain Morgan (the Rum Brand's mascot) and Jack Sparrow (from Pirate of the Caribbean). I tell him that I'm looking for these necklaces to save the island I'm from, and he agrees to let me look on his island. I tell him I know where to find the necklace, it's in a cave on this island, I just need someone to show me where the cave is. He calls out to his men, and a guide shows up. The guide turns out to be an ex boyfriend from high school's best friend. I think this is hilarious, because he seems annoyed to have to be my guide. I take advantage of his annoyance and Kill him with kindness so to speak, acting like we were good friends and generally chatting my head off making him even more annoyed because it's funny. We reach this old falling apart building. My guide, N, says that it is an old mall. We go inside, and it's falling apart! He stops, and them tells us (apparently I had a crew with me at this point) that we will need to run through the next room because we'd never make it through if we stopped to fight and the bunnies won't follow us out of the room. I'm like, "What?! Bunnies?! What's so scary about bunnies?!" but he's already running through the room. A three foot tall version of the bunny from Hop rises out of the floor like a zombie rising from the ground, and proceeds to throw easter eggs at us. The eggs explode when they hit like little bombs! One of my crew mates, a really young girl, stops terrified, and I end up shielding her from a blast, then picking her up and carrying her the rest of the way through the room. When we get out of the room, I can see the cave at the end of the hall where the necklace should be! I excitedly run forwards and grab it, but then realize there's a chance someone will try to take the necklaces from me. So I stuff the REAL ones into my bra and underwear, and put the fake ones around my neck, then turn around and hold up the fake ones as if they were real and declare we are saved! N says he'll be right back and walks off for a moment. I take that time to look around. There's a room to my left, and I step inside, there's a pretty dress inside a closet in that room, but I lose interest quickly and walk back into the hall with the cave. N comes back and says lets go. We leave the "mall" with no troubles, and find the captain on the beach. He wishes me luck with my journey, and I get back on my ship. In a flash we're back on my island, where I am to present the historian (who looks like the mole from Skylanders, lol) with the necklaces so he can lift the curse. I'm a bit embarrassed fishing them from my underwear and bra, but I get them out and hand them to him and he doesn't seem to think it's weird. He then hands me some strips of beads that make a picture, but I have to figure out how to lay them to make the image appear. The image is of a woman with a blue back ground. I wake up before I finish it.