Mydera

Dream One: I dreamed that our neighbors daughter had triplets. The neighbor wasn't watching them, and one of the babies crawled over to our house and was playing on our porch. After a while, we opened to door and coaxed the baby inside. It was a girl, and she started playing with our kids old baby toys. The neighbor comes over eventually looking for the baby. We tell her she doesn't deserve to have the baby if she'd not taking care of it, and we should call social services instead of giving the baby to her. She gets mad and says that it's hard to watch three babies at a time, and we tell her that if ones been missing for a few hours and she didn't notice then she must not have actually been watching them. Then the neighbor tells us to just keep the baby because she doesn't want to deal with three. I wake up.

Dream Two: I'm on my grandmother's bed, and there are all kinds of small creatures. I'd call them magical woodland creatures or faeries. They didn't look like normal wood creatures, they were like tiny cat sized moving trees and half lion half people things among other stuff that I can't think of how to describe. Two of the creatures are having an argument so I suggest that instead of fighting, they should compete. The other creatures suggest a tree growing contest. Who can grow a tree the fastest. The one creature cries that she can't grow trees so that is rigged. I know that little creature is good at sewing so I offer that while the one creature who is good at growing trees is growing a magic tree, she can embroider a magic tree. They all agree this would be best. I get out my sewing kit and hand the little critter some pins and needles and embroidery thread in olive and tan. they little critters all start jumping on the bed as the race begins. My Son runs into the room and starts jumping on the bed too. I tell him to stop jumping on the bed or he's going to get hurt. He doesn't listen, instead does a back flop on the bed. Then I pull him off the bed to spank his butt, but he's got all the pins and needles I had given the embroidery critter stuck in his back. He doesn't cry, but I start freaking out. I tell him to hold still while I pull them out, but there are probably like 30 of them. He never once cries but I'm thinking, "OMG OMG OMG!" as I pull them out of his skin one by one. Most of them don't bleed, but some of the bigger ones do. Just as I'm taking the last one out, my grandmother opens her front door. All the little critters jump, spin, and disappear. Then I wake up.

Dream Three: I was at my mom's "house" that she is baby sitting for a rich friend. Only the house was even bigger than before and had three levels and 8 bedrooms and four bathrooms. I don't remember much of the begging, but I remember that Aladin (Yes, from the Disney movie!) was in my window telling me that he would make sure I got the token I needed. He'd have Abu bring it to me. He jumps out the window and disappears. I stand at the window and watch out it, anxiously waiting for this token. I can't remember what it was for, but it felt important. For some reason I knew I wasn't allowed to leave the house. I see Abu after about five minutes, but he gets ambushed by a couple of bigger monkeys that were hanging out in the trees. Without thinking I leap from the window and run up to the fight. The strange monkeys run away, Abu gives me a little copper colored coin like talisman, and then runs off as well. I look up and know there's no way in heck I'm going to get back to my room from the ground, so I have to risk getting caught going back inside. I try to sneak in, but my mom is having a party of some kind, and she is sitting in the living room with a bunch of people. I recognize my cousin Andy and his old housemate who's name I think started with a J. My uncle is there, and my mom's best friends Diane and Carol. Mom stops me and yells at me for being outside when I should be grounded. I tell her I fell out my window and to relax. Then I sarcastically add in, it wasn't like it hurt or anything, then grabbed my butt as if I was sore from landing. She glares at me and tells me to go to my room. I start to go to my room, but then I see my cousin Lauren standing at the bathroom door with a frustrated expression on his face. The doors closed, and he seems to be waiting on someone to finish inside. I ask him if he's ok, and he says he needs to use the bathroom but theres someone in there already and they're taking forever. I tell him the house has lots of Bathrooms, I'll show him to another one. Then the dream gets frustrating for me. I take him to the next closes bathroom which is in my mom's room. I stand in mom's door and point towards the bathroom. He walks through the room and just as I'm turning around to leave he tells me to wait. I turn back around and he says the bathroom has no walls! He refuses to use a bathroom that has no walls. I shrug and tell him the next closest bathroom is in the basement. I take him downstairs to the basement, and point to a door, and again he tells me to wait as soon as I turn around. I'm like What now?! and this bathroom has no floor. I'm getting frustrated thinking wtf, whats up with the bathrooms in this house?! I tell him there's one more bathroom and I'll take him there if he tells mom I was helping him so I don't get in trouble for not going to my room. He seems to understand that I am pissed off, because he starts talking about knowing the person who owned the house before mom's friend, and that the guy was seriously weird. I say it's weird the bathrooms have no walls and no floors, and that I can tell the guy must have been off his rocker. Then he starts saying something about the crazy way the guy decorated, and starts pointing out shit like a car model of a rainbow vw beetle that's suspended from a clothes line with clothes pins so you can push it alone the clothes line track. But it's set up like some kind of decoration, like you see trains running along the ceiling in some restaurants and such. Then he points out that all the drawers on the basement floor has letters on their drawer handles, and when you read them instead of just accepting each letter as a stand alone letter, it spells out I love truckers. Then I wake up laughing because the whole thing made this nice house my mom is staying in seem so redneck. Apparently my subconscious is a redneck interior decorator!