Moto

So, I'm walking around, and suddenly I'm like woah this is a dream! I think, I better make sure, and yep, I can breath through my nose. So then to stabilize the dream, I spin around. The dream doesn't really stabilize, so I spin around on one foot, and just keep going for a little while. Then I stop, the dream is a little dizzy, but its stabilized. Then I'm look around, and there is a couple guys I know, I'm like hey! This is a dream!!! Suddenly a look of inspiration gets on their face. I think, hey, you guys want to go somewhere? They are like Yah, Im like ok. So I get out of the dream, and reinsert myself to make it more vivid and stable. Then I get my phone out, and type "Open portal to somewhere badass", and I click the ok button. A stream of something shoots out the top AND.......nothing happens.

I move to where I see the stream stop, and nothing is there. I'm like Fuck. Then I think for a second, turn around, and say, "This is a dream, wow we almost lost lucidity there for a second". I think again, and say, " I need to find a mirror to make this work". Then the dream ends. Poo.

Wowzer, short end of dream, but intense revelations anyways. I'm trying to cross the street, and there is a bunch of busses, and they are all cartoon like, almost like the ones from spongebob square pants. Then, a huge blast of wind blasted me up WAAAAAYYYY high up in the air. I was almost to space. I started falling, and it was really cool!! There was a bunch of people around me. I looked around, and everything was curved, as if I was inside, or above a bubble- very odd. The bubble was distorted, around the edges it was super curved, so it was more like this.
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Except the bubble was a lot bigger. I tried moving around, and then I woke up.

I was in an airlock to a building, and there was this bird whistling the phantom of the opera. I was with another person, whom I think was Waking Nomad. Then we walked through the building, and Nomad's put on a shirt that had "Curity" written on the back of it, short for security. He said what up to the security guard dude that walked in from the back, and we chatted for a second on where to go. I saw a path in front of some trees, and I said the place was right after that path. We followed it, and their was a lot of people on our left doing yoga in a field. To our right was really green fauna, and trees. We kept walking, and the birdpecker was still singing that song. I started singing it, and the people doing yoga started watching us. Then Nomad did a duet with me, and this weird resonation happened between us in the dream, and it made my whole body ZAP, and my physical foot twitched super fast in real life, and I woke up. Very odd dream.

I was in a lounge type bar, sitting on a bar stool, and there were three monkeys playing the guitar that had blue strings on. I had borrowed a guitar from one of the monkeys, and was playing some great blues riffs I didn't even know I could play. I handed it back when their owner came, one of the monkeys was light skinned. I listened to them for a while, just enjoying the music. Then I said I had to go, and in order to go I had to crawl through the front door, on my side and sort of wiggle through because it had gotten a lot smaller. Then as I was walking down on the street, this guy started choking me. I got stuck in some sort of time loop, and was choked over and over and over again, dying again and again and again. Overall, I liked the bar, but the choking was bad.

So I was in my room, and I became lucid by pinching my nose RC. I did this weird technique to stabilize, where I pushed my hands in front of me, looked at them, and sort of reset my field. I decided from previous analysis that I was going to rip apart the ceiling( which was 16 foot high) to look for weird snake like things. I jumped up, and for some reason, I jumped right to the ceiling really easy. I grabbed the ceiling with my monstrous right hand, and ripped it out like it was cardboard. There was this black chord like things in the ceiling. I kept on ripping up the ceiling by jumping up, and the dream went to black, but I was still lucid. I did my best to make another scene, but I ended up falling asleep.

Note to self: next time wake up when dream fades, then reenter idiot.

Apple from Fridge
I get an apple from the fridge, walk over, and sit down on the dining room chair. My sister comes out of the back of the house and says to me
"So yah, your gonna have to drive me to the funeral very soon, like now actually"
For some reason I do a nose pinch RC....which doesnt work. This was the third time I did it in the dream, and for some reason, nose was plugged in it.
I said, "Do I have to?"
Michelle said, "Get your butt off that chair and take her"
Tina then show me a note, showing me a note from her ex, to tina, after I saw him one day. He said something along the lines of he never wanted me to meet him ever again, and he hated my ass. I thought, how rude. She said he was just mad that she dumped him. I shrugged my shoulders
End of dream
Dream Guide LD
So, I am walking along a street, and do a nose pinch RC, it works, I'm a little surprised, because everything is a bit realistic. The dream starts to do that weird rotation on me, when its about to fade, so I rub my hands, and do a little spin, and then shout STABILITY PLZ. I get mediocre stability, something Id prolly expect from being sick for so long and forcing a lucid. I go up to the nearest person, whos this aztec old lady. I ask her where my dream guide is, and she pauses for a moment, and then says, on 21st. I say, That far away? Come On man" She pauses again and says, its right up on the left. lol. So I go up to this house, and ask the lady of this hostel type place where my dream guide is. She says right through the door in the back. I open it, and its this young white dude with metallic blonde hair. He's just putting up his sheets on his bed like he just woke up. I ask him how to recall my dreams better. He gives me a quirk and says, "(He also said not to tell anyone, only to tell them to meet their own dream guides)" I laugh a little, and say, are you for real?" He chuckles, and leads me outside. I get kicked out of the dream, and I say HELL NO in my head, and I concentrate, relax, and reenter in the same spot. He seems a bit happy that I could do this. I look around at the scenery to get a grip on the dream, and prevent it from fading. Then we start talking. He starts morphing into an old friend of mine, and starts making crazy faces at me. I laugh, and he says," Get a girlfriend, its best to lose the-" Dream fades, I reenter, and he's up on the building, he waves me up there , and I try and climb, and he laughs, kicks me off, and says, "Jump" I jump, and he smashes me to the ground. I faintly here him say as the dream fades "Better luck next time."

Overall a great dream, and very funny. He seems like a cool dude, one that likes to morph a lot, as I suspected in the beginning. Even his energy sig morphs a little. But he taught me what I wanted to know at the time, so all's well.

Disneyland Arabian nights
I was in some sort of pool, and an event where people slid into the pool. We were under a gazebo. My Dad was there,so was Michelle my stepmom, and a couple of my brothers. Then one of my friends Jeff came to meet my Dad, and he held out his hand to shake, and my Dad refused to shake it. This surprised me, and he said that my friend looked like a hillbilly bum. As he said this, my friends stomach got really large for a second(RC) absurdly so, but I waved it off as a trick of the eye. My friend scooped my Dads limp hand up, and shook it anyways. I told my friend, lets go, cause I was pissed, and we went to meet up everyone else. As we were walking along the disney resort, there were these purple tents that looked like Arabian disney/magical purple tents that everyone was sleeping in. We either jumped, or ran to the tent where everyone was at. This dream was really realistic btw, I thought this was actually happening IWL, even though I was aware of my surroundings, I was surprised to wake up in my bed And once we got to the tent, everyone was there in the group that I met over in California, and then this other dude showed up. They started discussing money to pay for the tent, as it was rather expensive, and I said I'd stay with my parents. They were like, "Ahh thats too bad". We continued to have a great time, and thenI woke up in my bed and was like WTF, where am I.
Astral projection attempt
I was in the vibration stage, and it was hurting like a motherf-er. I continued to try and project, and then I began to see everything around me without my eyes open, which made me open my eyes, and that shut off the projection. I closed them again, and was vibrating, opened them, wasnt. I chuckled to myself. I did my best, but I felt that I didnt have enough energy in my weakened state. So I decided just to go to sleep.

Pretty much, Ive been really sick, to the point of developing a rash, but I figure if I really do my best to recall my dreams, and do WILDs and shit, then when I cease to being sick, Ill be phenomenal at it. Sort of like training with internal weights. ITs really difficult too lol.




BTW, I came across an old task for WakingNomads meet your Dream guide for his Shared Dreaming class yesterday, and I was like WTH, and decided to do it. So, belated success my friend. belated success.

14.06.2010

Testing Entheogenes (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was walking through the house, and Tina, my sister, asked if I was ready. I said yes, nad she put cups on my ears. She said that the guy would be in soon. We waited, and she said she would be in charge of the music being played. I said NOWAY. She played a bit of music. Jump on it(its not called that, but I forget the name). Then I told her not to go above 10 in volume, as it was on 8. She said ok. Hunter, who was the man, came in with another dude. He said that this was this guy, and thats where he got it from. Tina set up the blindfold, and then I started talking to this guy about DMT(this was after I took the compound, it was like I was transported, and began talking to him) and if you could put it in a sticker, and place it on the toungue. We distilled it from plants, and freeze-dried it in a vacuum sealed case thing. He took it out, and gave it to me, and we walked over to this other large cell, with no windows. As I walked up, I had transformed into a girl with a large puffy dress. I plopped down on the cushion in the room, and their was water where I sat, and I wondered how I could be transported if there was water. As soon as I said this there was a knocking on my right thigh, and my vision exploded into color. Instantly, my mind was fucked, and voices began to speak in my ears, especially my right one. I had little awareness of my body, and the voices began to speak 1000 times faster than normal, but I knew that I was getting the information. My senses were overstimulated, and I remember little of what I experienced, and thus, do not know how "long" it lasted. I became aware of the letters SHUNSHA in multi-colored writing as I was dropped into my body on my bed, and I still felt the knocking on my right thigh, and I think the knocking was my leg spasming, and hitting the wall. I got scared cause I thought there were zombies in my room(I sensed something). the next week I felt fucking amazing, and was high all week long from this dream.

14.06.2010

The Buddha Ring (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at St. Pats, and I walked around, and then I go home. I got into this room, the office room of the old house that I used to live in and there is a ring on the floor under neath the piano. There is three little animals that are guarding it. It is the ring of buddha, and whoever wears it shall act, and feel, like Buddha. Sure enough, not only did I act like Buddha, but a fields was emitted that made all creatures not be able to attack me. It even made people act very peacefully. This girl I used to hand out with was swimming, and for some reason as she ran up to me, I thought she was going to physically hurt me. then she kissed me the way Elyssia does, which is fucking hot by the way. I then stopped her, she ran, took off her towel, and jumped in. I jumped in, but took off the Buddha Ring. She swam towards me, and I said that we could still be friends, and then Michelle said, "Weren't you already friends?" Tina said something along the lines of FB. Everyone laughed and I had a cardboard boxes over my face, pretending to be ashamed. I was in the room again, the Buddha ring on my finger, and there were the same 3 animals around my feet. One was a snake, the other a mouse, and some other funky creature, that had a really funky tongue. Same animals as before. they licked my feet. Somehow I knew they were venomous. I scratched them with a piece of paper, and a salesman appeared to my left, and asked if I wanted to buy more pets/Rings, and offered me a very good deal, and I said I'll think about it .

12.06.2010

Personal path to ascension (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was walking somewhere, and I came across this compound, that was guarded by this barbwire fence. I saw a sign saying that they were giving away free shoes for people who needed it. I climbed the fence, and cut myself on my leg. The shoes were upstairs, and there was a ladder to the open window. I climbed up the window, and took some for grant, maybe white ones. I climbed down, went in the shop downstairs to but hair, and the lady(who reminded me of Michelle) told me my pants were dirty, and I had to go clean them. I climbed the fence again, and went and washed my pants in the river side. I came back, and climbed the fence again. I climbed the ladder again, and this time it was a large step ladder, and I could walk up it like it was a right angle stair case. I couldn't find my shoes, so I stuck a nice pair of black shiny ones into my black one, even though i knew they would be too tight. I was stepping down the ladder, and there was a hole in the ladder on my way down. I mobed the stairway so it abutted up against the side of a building because I was going to jump to the next available stair. I decided just to jump through the hole, and land vampire style. After I landed as such, I found my shoes again, and then this lady called me out. She asked if I was the same dude that climbed the fence earlier. I said no because I thought I would get in trouble. TUrns out she just wanted to let me know that I could sue for damages. I apologized for lying, and was sad that I did. Earlier, I had found Jake on ground, and other kids were running around him, not helping.

11.06.2010

The Law in regards to hurricanes (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I read a law notebook, and it had a list of hurricanes on it, almost like a most wanted list, on how much money they were responsible, how many lives they were responsible for(if they ever came back). Also beneath the table, it had things to do in case of a hurricane. "Have a stern talk with, and fresh the weather man"
"Fire the sewer people"
People were cooking food while I was in Nannas kitchen reading, I think it was 167 for the page number.
I still don't know what meaning this dream has, if any.

09.06.2010

Virus removed (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Me, Xavier, and some other dude went on a carride. The places we went to were very swervy, almost like the roads in Oregon. I was in the back left seat. We got to a spring type place, and we swam. We swam, and I said "Be bareful not to drink the water". I go into the bathroom, look in the mirror, and my irises were filled with yellow bacterial flecks, and were rapidly growing faster and faster. I blinked them, and black stuff came out of my irises, and got onto my irises. I got all the fuckers out, and was very relieved.

Right as I began to write this, a big black lady with a purple shirt on walks past me LOL.

Doorbell rings, I am doing dishes. I rinse off my hands and quickly dry them off. I go to the doorway, and answer it, and there is a big Purple Hummer at the end of the long walkway. An MIB type Asian dude points to the front. I walk up to the front, and there is a Big Black lady on a purple tricycle, and she is wearing a Purple blouse, that is silk, and is of regal quality. She begins to pull the Hummer up my driveway by pedaling the tricyle(I know, Holy shit, physics were in complete effect). Shes huffing and puffing away like a train. She travels up the driveway, and she goes around the house. I give my brother Jake to Grant, my other brother to go inside. I rush after her, and I see her go up a very green hill, that is luminous with plant life. Everything begins to take on a golden quality to it, almost like in harry potter the lucky potion, how its golden and bubbly and tastes so good. I follow her down the other side of the hill, and the tricycle has transformed, and there is a very beautiful tree growing out the back, with a golden green hue, that has merged with the tricycle. The tricycle is still that regal purple in the front, just with a tree growing out of it. I find the purple lady, and we begin to chat about stuff. She then asks me whether I would like to travel with her to her ranch? I say hell yeah. She nods to the man in the purple Hummer, and an extremely colorful wormhole opens up, that is swirling with different tinges of color, like a sundae of different types of icecream. Me and my brother Grant get to enter, and just as I get to the singularity beep Beep BEEP BEEP BEEP, my alarm clock goes off.
That was an AWESOME dream though, and I think that may be a DG possibly, or just a friendly spirit. I haven't gotten another dream with her in it . She was really cool though.

It was hot, and me and ?Nomad? were in some sort of shed. For some reason we decided to dig a hole, but then decided to dig two holes, and connect the two with a tunnel, that was going to be braced by wood. When I started walking to the other hole place, I noticed my other friends there and...
I was in some sort of field. A wall of sorts was behind me, and my clothes were strewn all over the ground. I had clothes on. Some were wet that were on the ground. My friends from highschool, Tyler, and Horace, were with me. We were outside a hotel complex, and the bright sun was beating down on our necks. I told them to put some stuff on, and when they go inside the hotel, to act as if they were waiters to not get caught. We went inside the hotel complex, I believe because we had to get through it, and some massive event was being planned, like a giant party. Horace had gotten nabbed by my Dad, who used him to write and take notes. I went in, and pretended like I was nobody. I ended up going with this guy who had a treasure box. Scene jump. I was in the car with this girl, and she was driving down a street. It was next to the seaside. There were paper figures going across the road, like the miniature targets see at a county fair, escept they were life size. There was this one chinese figure, who looked like he was running in spurts. He ran from a dock up a hill, stopped, across one side of the road, stopped, and then ran right in front of us. We almost hit him, but it was like the whole thing was choreographed. This other paper girl, who was attached to some sort of mechanical system underneath the road, was in a lane. I asked the girl what would happen if we ran over them, she shrugged said,
"We'd put up another". . I almost asked another question, but we passed a huge sign saying "TREASURE HERE". I shouted, "Stop the car". We got out of the car, and went over to the place where the treasure was. This Navy dude was there, showing all the tricks of the chest. He opened the chest, and another chest popped out. Except this chest was a fake chest. He showed that when you opened it, nothing would be there. He cackled a little bit. There was a hidden latch that I saw, because he was shuffling dominoes at the time, that when they were chosen and put in the fake chest, once a person got to the correct amount, the real chest would open. Anyways, he was shuffling them, and I pushed the chest shut, but at an angle, and I saw a hidden latch system. He also commented about how you could make the dominoes just so, and He would win(the navy dude). A priest looked on and shook his head at this. In the hidden latch system, I knew there was a chest for big $$$, and thought about stealing it then and there, and I heard others thoughts planning the same thing. I decided against it.Scene Jump.
I was in a hallway, with a suit on, a brown suit. The buttons were backward for a sec, but I just had to turn the collar down. I was going to a party . I entered the room, and there were two chairs in the back. One was already taken by my Uncle, the one who just got married, and had his Jacket on it. I took the one behind this, and put my Jacket on it. We were waiting for the girls to come for the party. The other males started talking about some shit, I didn't listen. Then the music started, and the females entered, and we started dancing. I looked for my Jacket to dance, but my Uncle had swapped chairs with me, and he was sniggerring like the village idiot too. I took it and put it on, then I looked in the mirror, and looked like a cross between Kumorosaki and Chad from Bleach .
(While I do have extremely low low low ability to shapeshift IWL, mostly just controlling phsyiological processes, such as blood pressure and such, and a very mild bone structure change(centimeters woot), and changing cell structure minutely, muscle tension, that was why it was really odd for me to see this, and I should have done an RC
We all sat down after dancing, and a couple of us were cheering really, really loudly, cause my sister was about to blow out the candles on the cake. The candles blew out from all the screaming, and my sister said, "Woh, the pressure", talking about the air pressure. Then she started playing the ufonium(RC?), and was actually pretty good(RCCCC?). In the other room, the firls were being taught how to play the flute, possibly ?Nomad?, cause I heard a didgeridoo, and caught a glimpse. I wanted to join, but my sis was shooting me dirty looks.