non-lucid

Not a lucid dream in the slightest:



There's a room with a large table. About eight people are sitting around that table, two seats are empty. One is mine.

Everyone is discussing the lucidity of this dream. They're talking about how they are all successfully lucid.

They also have LD apps on their phones and everyone ticks 'I am dreaming' to confirm.

I'm looking for the last person and I find him in the kitchen. He's standing in front of the fridge with his back to me, pigging out on a large bucket of ice cream.

"Dude, come on. Everyone's waiting for you only." I say. He looks at me with astonishing lack of interest, shrugs his shoulders and says "Whatever."

I'm trying to explain that without everyone present at the table the dream can't go full lucid.

He says "Yep, too bad," turns back to the fridge and continues munching on the ice cream.

I start cursing and go back to the previous room. Everyone looks at me as I enter. "Sorry guys, he's not coming." I say.

They are visibly disappointed. After a few seconds of silence someone says "Well f**k this. We might as well wake up then."

And yep, I wake up.

House with lots of young people. Some are sleeping, some are talking...

I go to the bathroom. The shower is on, room full of water. I turn it off.

Something is moving next to the sink. I look - it's a cute little hamster with a crippled front leg.

A boy appears, he's brushing his teeth. I ask if it's his hamster. He nods.

I want to pet it. The hamster comes closer, but it starts changing - now it's a hamster/insect with a sucker instead of a mouth and no eyes.

I quickly change my mind about petting it. Then it morphs again.

It morphs into two lizards connected with one tail. Their heads have the shapes of large coins, or tokens. One has a sort of animal like face, the other has a weird smiley face.

They also have strange antlers that look a bit like ... fractal corals or something. Very organic.

I look at the boy. He explains that it is in fact just one lizard with two heads and two bodies to confuse predators.

Of course I fail to see that this entire situation makes no sense and I'm not lucid one bit

Large community, lots of people. There are rumors about the end of the world. It doesn't bother me.

Statues of guardians or warriors all along the tall walls of the community.

I'm sitting in gravel, next to a road that leads to the canteen. Some old woman is talking about the apocalypse, eating ramen.

I run my fingers through the gravel and find out it is full of smooth metal objects - mostly large black keys.

There are also small copper horse and salamander statues.

I love the keys because they are so smooth and mysterious and I really want to keep one.

I'm not lucid at all and yet I'm thinking "I wish I could take this key and bring it with me to the waking life...."

....?