meistersomnius

So, I was in this store. Maybe a video store. I was looking at my hands and realized they were somehow unproportionally sized and were changing in number. At that point I knew I was Lucid. So I tried not freaking out and succeeded. Then - this is really disgusting, because I'm straight - I went to the backroom with the beardy shopkeeper, and f*cked him facially. I knew it was wrong and I just said to myself. Don't mind you just need to get off your sexual steem. After that I went flying outside.
I feel really gay now. I think I got too excited while flying, that's why I woke up.

Weird.