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NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! No lucid this weekend, did have a few pretty entertaining dreams. Didn't feel like writing anything down yesterday so I'll include them today. Also had a funny nightly adventure last night.

23.00: Sleep

00.00: Nightly Adventure
*I wake up and there's a small rat on the chair next to me. It jumps towards me and I punch it mid air. It falls down onto the floor as Monica walks over to the bed. "Watch him! He's on the floor" I say. "I think I killed him." Monica starts laughing and asks a few questions. After half a minute or so I realise that it's all a bit absurd and we both laugh.

11.00: Dreams from two nights
*I'm in another country once again. It's very hot and sunny out and a bunch of teens are down by the water. I go there and talk to them, we have a laugh and I challenge them to try to throw me into the water. They all end up in the water instead. I head back towards the hotel and meet Christan from work. "Hey man, how long have you been here?" I ask. "Almost a week, we're going home tomorrow" he tells me. "Aw crap! Who am I going to play with then?" I ask. I lie down on the warm tiles and just enjoy the warmth for a while.

*I'm with a couple of guys from work. We're walking down a street when a big barn appears. Roger and another guy heads up a ladder to the second floor. Me and another guy walks through it at the bottom floor. At the other side of the barn I can hear Roger from up above. He sounds afraid and is stuttering. Another guy keeps asking him questions. We exit the barn and look up at the second floor door. A guy appears. "We have Roger, and we're not giving him back unless you tell us what all this talk about puppies is all about!"

'Is he talking about my mom's dog's pups?' "Okay relax, don't do anything to him" I say. "We'll shove this metal rod up his ass if you don't give me answers!" he yells back and shows me an iron rod used in construction. I find one myself on the ground and so does everyone I'm with, we're about five people. The guy disappears for a while and I take the time to talk to my coworkers who starts suggesting we beat the shit out of him. I practice a few blows on a piece of plastic nearby.

The man appears again with a friend. "There are three puppies" I tell him. "Yeah that's correct" the man responds. He then says three dwarf names from "Snow White." "That's them!" I say. All of a sudden Roger appears again. "Had to take a shit" he says. "Oh okay, then I guess we'll get going" I say. The man starts saying he's sorry for the misunderstanding. "Yeah these things happen" I say and turn around.

All of a sudden people starts yelling. I turn around and watch as all my coworkers smack the living shit out of the two men. I join them and I can feel the fury growing inside of me as I deal blow after blow in the head. It's not long before they're dead and people start shoving them into black plastic bags. A truck shows up and I take the second guy in command aside. "How many have we killed so far?" I ask him. We're on a big survival mission of sorts. "I dunno, twenty, twenty five perhaps." He tells me with a shrug. "Yeah but this is the first time in a town, the police will find out" I tell him and walk away. The throw the guys into the truck.

*I'm with my two friends Felix and Eric. We're all with our girlfriends and we're taking turns having sex in sofas under some covers. It all feels like a weird play or something and no one is taking it seriously. They all disappear after a while and I'm left there alone. A few minutes later Monica shows up again and I ask her if she wants to finish. She doesn't and instead sits down by the computer. She starts looking at hentai and I'm shocked.

*I'm in northern Sweden on a weird hang glider made out of wooden sticks and some white cloth. My brother Martin is with me as is my sister Malin. We glide over the street and it feels amazing! There's something wrong with the lots on the side of the road though. A big tree trunk is spontaneously catching on fire and shooting a big pillar of fire up into the sky with a few second intervals.

The rest of the lot is black and shimmers with an oily aura of sorts. I figure it has to be some kind of plague that is slowly spreading. We get off the glider and it breaks. I try to fix it with my hands but it's too broken. I decide to give it a shot anyways and hold it together with my hands as I run and jump up on it. I glide for a few seconds before crashing down hard onto the street. I'm not seriously hurt though.

*I'm an observer in a prison. A twelve or so year old boy is in his cell and he's not very tough anymore. "I'm not a man" he says. "Don't give us that crap" one of the guards say and shut the door. All of a sudden I watch him run around a cocaine plantation. A guy working there tells him to get out. He enters a supermarket instead.

I'm now there myself with a few friends. We're going to make hamburgers and pick all kinds of stuff for them. When we arrive at the cashier Monica steals an old lady's wallet. I grab it behind her back and put it into her bag. Teamwork! I realise I've forgotten the bbq sauce. I run back into the store and find it.

11.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 11½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning!

21.45: Sleep

05.10: Fragments
*I'm with a bunch of guys from work. We're at a mountainside and I almost fall down. I hold on to the ledge to not slide down the slippery rock. I start seeing beer bottles all around and the guys start talking about which beer is the best.

*I'm with my friend Henrik and we're going to bathe some sauna. He takes a shower with his pants down by his ankles for some reason. "What are you doing? Take them off dude" I say and laugh. I take a shower myself and talk about heat or something.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I've decided to start trying a bit harder again, this includes writing down all dreams I have in my DJ. So here goes.

21.15: Sleep

05.30: Fragments
*My friend Jonas is acting crazy. He starts rambling about something I can't recall and gets into his dodge viper and speeds off. I go after him in my own car and we end up at some dark scrapyard place.

*I'm with my friend Felix and Monica. We're at a weird, outdoors pornclub or something. There are monitors on the walls with porn. We round a corner and a couple of sofas appear. A bunch of guys are in them and as soon as they see Monica they assume she's in on some gangbanging or something. "Okay let's go" I say. A guy walks up to Monica and tries to grab for her. I push him away. "We'll be back in an hour or so" I tell the guy smiling. "No we won't, we're not going back here" Felix says. "Shut up you retard" I whisper angrily. We walk out of there.

*I'm checking out the "Post pictures of yourself without discussion" thread. DarkMerlin has posted a picture of him holding a rifle and you can see what he sees in the scope aswell. Another guy has a picture exactly like it, a third one complains about not being able to take such a cool picture himself.

05.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 8 hours

Supplements: B-Vitamin Complex

That's it! Boring stuff, was hoping for a LD.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Felt like getting lucid last night and I did. Did a short WBTB 1½ hours before having to go up and it was enough for me to get lucid. Pretty sweet, did some flying but the dream wasn't long.

21.45: Sleep

03.30: Fragment
*I visit some kids who are living in the woods. I open up their tent and look at the dirty bunch. "What do you eat?" I ask them. They open up a trunk of a car and it's full of rotten food. "We take it from the restaurant's trash" one kid tells me. "You can't do that! You'll get sick" I say horrified. Flies are buzzing all around.

03.30: WBTB 5 minutes

05.00: About to be robbed by my uncle MILD
I'm walking away from a few people dressed like rich people. "Bye! See you another time" I say and head over a bridge. My pockets are full of cash, I must have been on a rich man's party. My uncle shows up but somehow I don't think he is. It's like this stranger is just wearing my uncle's body. We greet and he starts walking next to me. 'Oh shit, please don't try to rob me.' "So, you like that team?" I ask him and point at his shirt. It's got a team logo on it. "Yeah, but not in football" he says and tells me in another weird sport I can't remember.

"Hey, do you got 100 crowns on you I could get?" he asks me. He's behaving like he's drunk or something and looks around as if he's expecting someone, or making sure no one is around. "Yeah... Hold on" I say and bring out my wallet. I make sure he don't see all the big bills in there and take out a hundred crowns bill. "Here, take it" I say and hold it out. All of a sudden he runs off without taking it. 'Wtf?' I slowly jog after him through a lit park, it's getting pretty dark out. I watch as he stops before a second bridge, another guy shows up.

He says something to the guy and runs off across the bridge. The same direction where I've parked my car. The new guy starts chasing him and I run after them both. I catch up and ask him out loud. "Did you also park your car over there?!" No response. I can see he's wearing headphones. The strange man takes a right and the new guy follows. I start thinking critically. 'Isn't left faster?' I decide it is. After twenty meters or so I realise it is not faster after all.

All that critical thinking makes me go lucid as I turn around to go the other way. 'Why run when I can fly?' I start running to gather some speed. A small jump and I'm flying a meter or so above the street. I go down the street pretty fast. They're doing some road work up ahead and I have to fly to the right in between two buildings. I hold out my left hand and produce a small flame there. I try to make it bigger but I only manage to make it alot hotter. A second later only heat is left.

'Doing pyrokinesis and flying at the same time will probably destabilize the dream.' I land and start activating my senses. I count my fingers and reach five. All of a sudden everything feels weird. I start walking down the road towards the construction site but it feels like I'm drunk. I almost fall and have to steady myself against the wall. I touch everything around me to keep me grounded in the dream. After a minute or so I'm safe in the dream and at the construction site.

I lose lucidity as I spot my brother, the strange man from before has taken his shape now. I have to squeeze myself against the wall to not get over run by a truck that appears behind me.

05.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Will try some heavier pyrokinesis next time.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Took some new supplements for the first time last night and this morning. Worked like a charm, perhaps a bit too good. Mental overload. Anyways I got my lucid, I haven't had any tasks in particular in mind lately but I still had a good time. My second LD in which I had sex and didn't wake up.

23.45: Sleep

06.30: Are you 18? MILD
I'm watching a girl of twelve or so bike around on a busy street. She crosses the road and is amazingly not hit by any cars. A man with some kind of flying robot by his side is chasing her. I follow the girl into a hotel. I go into first person perspective and I'm the one who's being chased. I run towards the elevators and enter one of them. A man with a baby cart goes in after me and prevents the doors from closing. I push all the buttons and hope for the door to close. The man who's chasing me appears and tries to grab me over the cart but fails. He walks out of sight and I figure he's going up the stairs.

The doors close and I press the "3" button. Aswell as all the rest to confuse the man if he checks. I get out and look around. 'Gotta find a place to hide!' I only see apartment doors and realise I have no time to waste. I enter an apartment as quietly as possible and close the door. There are two closed doors infront of me, one to my right and one infront of me. I enter the one to my right and take a peek. I see two adults sleeping in a bed. "Who's there?" a woman asks. I close the door and run out of the apartment as fast as I can.

'Perhaps the next floor will be empty.' I run up the stairs and enter the first door to my left. It has the exact same layout. Once again I enter the room to my right and once again it's a bedroom. A little girl is sleeping on the bed. I figure she won't notice me if I get under the bed and lie there until the man chasing me cools off.

The dream skips. I wake up in a bed. 'Where the hell am I?' I can hear someone moving next to me. 'Oh fuck, I fell asleep next to the girl!' I start whispering to the girl, explaining what's going on.

"Also, I think I'm dreaming." I say. "I've been going in and out of lucidity all morning." "What's lucidity?" she asks me. "It's when you are lucid in a dream, you know you're dreaming." She giggles and moves closer to me. She doesn't look like a small girl, more like a teenager. "In that case" she says and gets ontop of me. "Wow, wait a second, how old are you?" I ask her shocked. "Old enough" she says with a smile. "Are you eighteen?" She shakes her head. "Are you eighteen?" I ask again. Once again a headshake.

'Hold on, that's Monica!' "Are you eighteen?" She nods and I'm good to go. I enter her and come in just a few seconds. I focus on things around me to keep me in the dream and it works. I've left a mess though and I grab some paper to clean myself up. "Are you coming with me downstairs?" I ask her. "Nah" she says. I finish cleaning myself up, but realise I didn't have to. I exit the apartment butt naked, whistling. I head down the stairs, feeling the smooth, wooden, curved handles going on both sides. "I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER!" I sing loudly.

I count my fingers loudly. "One, two, three, four, five, all there!" I reach the lobby which is empty. I feel like breaking some stuff. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" I yell as loud as I can, focusing on breaking some windows. After a few seconds they all shatter. 'Cool!' I walk to the right into the dining hall. There's a big bar in there and I spot two waiters. A large bottle of coke is on the bar and I try to break it with my mind. It starts bubbling like crazy but I can't break it.

The barman appears. 'Perhaps I should kill him... No, that would suck.' He tells me something which I don't quite get. 'Uh oh, dream starts to fade.' I turn around and see a whole table full of breakfast. I grab some bread and shove it in my mouth. Next up is some hard cheese and after that some egg shells. I chew franticly as I regain some clarity to the dream. I grab a bun aswell and eat it all up. The dream remains stable a few seconds until it starts to fade again.

06.30: WBTB 15 minutes

09.30: Dreams and frags
*A girl seems to like me and follows me around. The dream skips and I'm at my old house where I grew up. I walk to the back and see atleast ten reindeer in the woods. They come up to me and my mom and starts licking my face. "Check if they have any diseases" I tell my mom who does so. A bunch of people show up and we all sit down in a circle. A kid with ADHD interrupts us and we yell at him. My youngest brother, Morgan, is sitting next to me. I can see he's got tattoo's all over his body.

*I'm cooking food for our group in two pans. There's onions, carrots and some red paste. "We need to buy more onions and stuff" I tell my brother. I leave the pans for a second to check the freezer. It's filled with blueberry pies. A vampire has a crush on me. "That damn vampire woman, I might have to fuck her to get rid of her" I tell my brother. I get back to the cooking and there's barely anything left. I mix them two and pour some taco spice mix into it all.

*My aunt Helen is getting married and she has trouble deciding what her last name should be. I give her some advice about mixing her current one with her husband's. She wants to use her dead brother's name. "Dead brother? He isn't dead?" I ask her confused. She tells me a story about how my uncle Tony died, when they were younger. Apparently he fell into the lake and hit his head on a rock.

*I'm with Martin and my cousin Linus. We're at some exhibition, there are dinosaur skeletons on shelves and I check them out. I know they're fake, but my brother thinks I think they are the real deal. He decides to mess with me and makes the shelf sway.

*I'm with a group of people and we're playing some kind of game. The goal is to go through a house that's like a maze. In one room with a bookshelf in it, I get separated from the rest as I head into the next one. It's got an oven in it and I realise you have to crawl through the oven to get to the next room. It's hot though. I try to cool it down with a sponge and cold water but it's not getting much colder. My cousin Therese shows up. "We have to restart" she tells me. "Damnit, okay then" I say. To restart it all, you have to die. I hold up a paper version of me. She cuts it with a big knife. I open my mouth and let her insert the knife there. I can feel it going in at the back of my throat but it doesn't hurt. It's extremely uncomfortable though. She shoves it in hard and it feels weird when it hits the bone. I slowly black out.

09.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 10 hours

Supplements: 200 mg B6, 100 mg 5-HTP. WBTB: 1 x Lucid Dreamer, 100 mg L-Theanine.

That's it! The L-Theanine didn't really work. I still had trouble going back to sleep. Oh well, the rest did what it should.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I don't like it when the weather gets worse and it gets darker outside. Had some stomach aches last night and couldn't fall asleep in hours. Woke up with alot of dreams on my mind, which is always fun. They were a bit fucked up as usual.

23.30: Sleep

05.10: Surviving in the woods
I'm with another guy in the woods. We're preparing our meal, it looks just like pasta but it's in dirty water. We take turns taking sips from the smoking hot water straight out of the metal sauce pan. We finish our meal and I get up. Monica appears. "Hey babe, let's go catch some fish" I tell her. I spot a small lake nearby and some fishing swiming around in it. They're rather big and colorful. "Hurry, get the rod out!" I tell her as I intend to catch a red one. Across the water I spot a few people walking.

I suddenly realise fishing in this place is illegal. They greet us as I try to untangle the fishing line. "Hey" I say. "We're not fishing, we're just uhm..." I say. 'I'm in deep shit now...' "Here, take this" a woman tells me and hands me a golden wobbler. It looks amazing. "Thanks!" I say and put it in my fishing bag. We follow the group of people to their camp. We enter a smoking hut, it's like an open sauna/smoke tent. We sit down and talk for a while with an old man.

05.10: Buying stuff
I'm in an electronics store with Monica, I'm sick of saving my money and feel like spending some. I walk up to a guy in the store's shirt. "Hey, show me the newest and most advanced "got to have" items you have" I tell him. "Oh, in that case, check out "Sennheiser", in a few months they're going to improve the quality of their stuff and they will be top notch for sure." "That's an amazing idea, I wonder why no one has done that before" I say. I need a new keyboard, mouse and headset. I ask him when they all will be out and he tells me in a few months, crap.

I decide to sit down in a chair and just watch the people in the store. A bunch of people working there are playing ping pong at a table and they seem to be having a blast. Monica and I feel like we belong in that group of people and they seem to like us. All of a sudden me and her start a small fight over something and I storm out. She catches up with me, I was only kidding and we go back to the people.

05.10: Dog CRAP!
I'm with my friend Henrik and we're at a fence. I'm standing on one side and his dog is sitting on the other by one of the fence poles. Henrik is also on the other side. I kick the fence pole and his very old dog, gets the shit scared out of him (yes, literally.) "Why did you do that?!" Henrik asks me. I shrug. "Gazzo, come here boy" he tells his dog. When he gets up I can see a big pile of crap. I inspect it closely for some reason and it's green and bubbling. I have no idea how, but I accidentaly get some on lower lip.

'Oh fffffffuuu...' I start gagging. Henrik also gets some on his face and he starts gagging aswell. We stand there for a while, almost puking. I spit and wipe the shit off some moss and can see a small white worm crawling on it. This makes me get even closer to vomiting. An old lady appears. "What are you boys doing?"

05.10: Fragment
*I'm at the computer and my friend Felix hands me a bunch of links directing me to different hotels. "We're going to either one of these and that's final" he tells me. They're all in China and at some kind of "feel good" spa shit. I really don't feel like going to those places.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 5 hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Another week that left me physically exhausted. Last weekend I didn't get lucid and since my encounter with that dark haired evil man I hadn't had any. I wanted to have a lucid naturally without any supplements before trying out my new 5-HTP and L-Theanine, and this morning I had one. Was a bit fuzzy and hard to stabilize but it was something alright. Also in all my dreams I was in another country, weird.

23.00: Sleep

08.00: Dream and frag
*I'm in Amsterdam with a few of my friends. We're at a coffee shop and I go up to the counter. I buy some weed in tiny bags, I also get some weird receipts which I throw away instantly. After hanging out at the cafe for a while, I hear something. "You need to register the weed, or you'll be in trouble" someone tells another guy. I realise that must have been what the receipt was for. 'Oh shit...' I get up and head upstairs to a table. I had left a few bags of weed there before.

"Hey, have you got my weed?" I ask the two people at the table. "Yeah, but a police officer just came by and was looking for you" the guy tells me and hands me three plastic bags. I take them and head downstairs again. I really need that receipt! I start typing out my story on a computer and turn it around for the girl behind the counter to read. She has no clue what it says. I look at the screen and it has changed. 'Wtf?' I tell her what's going on instead.

"Why didn't you save the receipts?" she asks me frustrated. Another Swedish guy shows up and I tell her all about how Swedes usually pretend to understand when infact they don't, only to not feel stupid or embarrassed. The Swedish guy tells her it's true.

*I'm in Italy or some similar country. I'm with a whole bunch of people and we're in a restaurant waiting for our food. It takes forever to get it. 'Better be worth the wait' When the food finally arrives, it's mashed potatoes with fish sticks... "Uhm, okay" I say and take a bite. The mashed potatoes taste very good. 'Last meal I'm having in this country is going to be so expensive.'

11.00: You stole my apple, I'm going to run you over! MILD
It's only three days left until I'm going home from this country. I feel like the week's passed by way too quickly. I enter a big container and starts cleaning it out. It looks just like the one from work and for some reason I feel like I will be awarded something great if I manage to get the floor completely clean. If the things in it is only on shelves. There's alot of plastic containers with oil in them. I find a paper advertising working on a whale oil ship. "It's great pay!" it says.

I find my black shirt hanging on the wall and take it down. 'Gotta get this back to the house.' I get out of the container and hear something to my left. It's a guy on a motorbike doing doughnuts in the snow. I walk down the road to the right and walk up to he first house that comes up. My family's living in there. I look down at my clothes before going in, I've got some expensive, stylish white pants on. I enter the house and leave the shirt in there. My sister's in the bathroom and I don't feel like staying so I leave again.

I head back towards the container which is now a house. I enter it and grab a small axe by the door. I listen if anyone's upstairs, I hear a small creak but nothing more. I figure it's empty and head out and lock the door again.

My brothers Martin and Morgan shows up when I realise I'm dreaming. "Hey" Martin says. I smile and put the axe away. 'What to do? God damnit, what were my tasks? Martin walks past me out on the lawn and stops by an apple tree. A single small apple is hanging from a branch. He grabs it and it grows in size for some reason. 'Oh right! Telekinesis.' I flick my hand and the apple zooms out of his hand and into mine. I break off a piece and chew it down while letting the rest of it circle around him, teasing him.

I realise the dream is not very vivid and starts stabilizing it. I touch a wooden stake next to me while singing. "Lalalala." I continue to touch things as Martin gets in a car. "You raise meeee uuuuuup!" I yell. "So I can staaaaaand on mountaaaaaains!" 'Singing to stabilize is great.' I try to walk forwards to check out his car, but after ten seconds or so I realise I haven't gone anywhere at all. It's just like I'm in a game that is lagging badly. I decide not to fight it and turn around instead.

Morgan is waiting for me with the dirtbike. I get on and take off. I grab him with telekinesis and make him speed along right next to me on the snow. We go down the street and I realise it's the same street our old house is on. "Let's switch places" I tell Morgan after a while. I keep the bike stable and jump off onto the snow, skating on it. Morgan takes my place and speeds up. I grab the back of the bike and look behind me. I can see a helmet in the distance.

"Martin's coming after us" I tell Morgan. A few seconds later a car appears, it's a F1 car. "Go up that hill to the right, no wait. Stop the bike" I tell Morgan and he does. I get off and stand still in the middle of the street.



He approaches me at an incredibly slow speed. He must be drunk or something because he drives past me and up onto the hill, getting stuck in the mud. I reach out with my hand and lift the car up into the air. I slam it into a house that's nearby. It sounds just like as if you were pounding on a hood. I slam it weakly into the house ten times or so, no damage is done to either the car or the house.

11.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 12 hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Was too tired to write any dreams down this weekend. Didn't get lucid. Had a few dreams last night, didn't sleep very well and woke up like five times. Damn shelf was threatening to come down on me again.

23.10: Sleep

05.10: Dreams
*I'm fishing with my friend Jesper. He gets something on the hook his first cast and I run to the shore. I grab his fish and hold it up for him to see. It's a rainbow only flat and broad. We continue on fishing in another lake for a while but we don't catch anything. We decide to head back to the car. At the car my brother appears. He shows me some of his lures and I inspect them, they look amazing. "We should go to that river in northern Sweden" he tells me. We were there this summer and by this time of year, the fishing is probably great. We load up the car.

*I'm with ten or so people, all of them are X-men, including me. We're at some university of sorts, no idea what we're doing there. In the gymnastics hall we all hang from the ceiling, holding on to bars. Twenty or so students comes rushing in and demands that we fight them. "No kid, we're not going to fight you" I tell him. He insists though but I keep on telling him no. After a minute or so I'm getting frustrated. "You know what? Okay then. Wolverine, Beast, do your thing" I say and watch as the two of them drop to the floor. People start running around and screaming. I start screaming myself, a carnivorous, high pitched kind of sound. I alternate between screaming and laughing as I hunt down student after student, punching them, lifting them up and throwing them away. I'm amazingly fast and agile, I feel very powerful and I love it.

*I'm with Darth Vader. Monica is with me and we're all in an elevator. He takes me to different floors and tells me there's different kinds of food on them. He's not wearing his suit, but only a thin black mask covering his face. I look into his eyes and I know what he's trying to do. He's trying to get me to the dark side. I can see my reflection in his eyes and I'm getting more and more dark. I grab his throat. "I know what you're trying to do" I tell him and release him. The elevator gets really cold and I realise we're on the bottom floor. I refuse to get out. "Good" he tells me and pushes a button. We go up.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 6 hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Two dreams last night, recall has been quite alright this week.

21.00: Sleep

05.10: Dreams
*I'm on a bus with a group of people. We're going skiing and I'm worried about my wrists. We arrive at the big slope and it looks pretty awesome. The bus stops and everyone gets off. We have to stand in line for a while and I forget about the skiing as some fireworks go off all around us. I hear a huge explosion from far away and people start pointing. I stand almost hypnotized as enormous red explosions take place far up in the sky. They make a big star in the sky, which is itself made out of smaller stars and pentagrams.

*I'm working and my coworker Danne, who's driving an excavator is there. We're digging a big trench. Three women come up to me. "Where is the gas?" they ask. One of them has her eyes very close together. I feel uncomfortable looking at her. "It might be over there or there" I say and point. I figure they're some kind of inspectors.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 8 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Ordered soem L-Theanine and 5-HTP yesterday. Gonna try them out on Saturday if I get lucid on Friday, or next weekend to see if they're any good.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a couple of random ones last night.

22.00: Sleep

05.10: Dreams
*I'm at my friend G's house. I follow his sister down to Monica's car that has been parked down a small hill. She gets in and doesn't close the door properly. She drives into a tree and wrecks the door. "What are you doing?!" I yell at her. She drives the car back up to the house. She's clearly drunk and I am pissed. I start talking with her family about her being a retard. They don't see the problem.

*My sister says she and my other sister is going to eat crayfish. I figure I'll have to sleep in my little brother's room then because of all the noise. I grab a few ibuprofen and throw em into my mouth. I look around for some water and can only find some old glass. It's not enough though, and when I pick it up I spill half of it on the table. My Magic the Gathering cards gets all wet and I wipe them off. The pills in my mouth starts to dissolve. After a minute I head for the bathroom and try to drink some water to get them down. I almost puke and spit them all out, it's like they've multiplied in my mouth and I spit atleast eight out.

*We've just come out of a sauna when a family that apparently owns it gives us a call. They tell us that we're getting fined. I look outside of the window and can see them lining up on the lawn outside. They've painted their faces with gold and other random colours. The people I'm with don't seem to be worried. "Let's make them wait" one tells me. After a while I can see the people outside starts to shiver, it's cold outside. "Okay so how far is it to the sun?" a mother asks her son. "330 000 km" I tell her.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7 hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a frag with my brother in it last night.

22.10: Sleep

05.10: Fragment
*I'm being chased in a big building. I get into an elevator and try to find the button for going to the bottom floor. I press the "2" button and then the "0" one. The elevator stops at the second floor and I get out and run down the stairs instead. My brother Martin shows up as I enter the basement. I spot a train and try to make it to it before the doors close, but the doors close right before me. Martin starts talking really loud and I tell him to be quiet. He wants to go back up by crawling through the ventilation shaft for some reason. "Are you stupid?" I ask him. He starts singing like he's crazy. I run away and head for the stairs again. I can hear his singing echoing off of the walls.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7 hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had one of the most memorable lucid dreams ever this morning. It wasn't filled with amazing stuff, very long or anything at all really. But how fast it turned from happy to scary was so cool! I almost laughed out loud when I woke up after breathing out and wiping some sweat away. No tasks done though.

23.10: Sleep

05.10: WBTB 30 minutes

07.10: Where's that damn sauna? MILD
I'm standing in a hallway with a bunch of other people. I'm back in school it seems and we've just had gymnastics. The teacher tells us something about this being the last day of the girls and boys sharing showers. I enter the showers and go to my locker. It starts raining inside, like the sprinklers in the room have been turned on. I grab the locker handle and pull, a bit too hard. The entire door comes off, a girl looks at me. "Ops" I say.

I spot a girl or two taking a shower and I can feel myself getting aroused. 'Fuck, not here!' I calm myself down and take a shower myself. It's completely silent in the showers, all you can hear is the showers themselves. I go to my locker again and grab a towel. I spot someone from my old class. We're in the boy's showers and I remember this place being noisy as hell. "Have these showers ever been this quiet?" I ask out loud. Everyone starts laughing out loud. The tension seems to be relieved.

I head into a room full of toilets and rinse my face in a sink. I can feel heat coming from up above and look up. 'That's definitely a sauna' I think as I hold my hand against a glass wall. It's pretty hot. My friend G shows up. "Hey man" I say. "Hey" he replies. "What are you up to?" I ask. "Not much, just getting thirty thousand from Kate Winslet, gotta go!" I'm left there dumbfounded. 'What?!'

I head after him, tying my towel that keeps falling down. We exit the showers, apparently we're not in school anymore, but on some amazing vacation resort. It's dark out and there are palm trees and green grass everywhere. I head to the right after G and he enters the first glass door on the right. The entire wall is made of glass. I enter after him and he gets into a big pool with some hot women in it. G's family is there and they seem to be having a good time. 'That fucker! Thirty thousand for doing Kate Winslet.'

I leave pretty frustrated and jealous as hell. 'Oh well, I'll just head for the sauna instead.' I have no idea where it is though. I start walking down the stoney path and try to find it by using the wooden signs. They don't make any sense. I just run around the resort for a while with no success. Going up a flight of stairs, a foreign woman in her late fourties stops me. "I want to take your picture" she tells me, obviously she has the hots for me.

'Why not?' I do the devil sign for fun quickly but put my hand down again. "No, do that sign" she tells me and I do it again. She snaps a few photos of me and I run off again. I walk out on the grass, it feels like it's plastic. I try to get up a slope but it's too slippery and I just slide down.

Suddenly I become lucid. I walk a bit and think about what I should do. But the dream starts to fade before I have any chance.

Before this dream, you need to know that Monica was giving her mom a ride, and she wouldn't be home for around two hours.

07.10: Monica? DEILD
I'm waking up from my previous dream when I decide to give DEILD a go. I quickly enter SP as I can feel my arms twitching like I'm having a seizure. My hands squirm around and I'm sure if someone saw me in bed, they'd see me flailing around. I try to relax as much as possible. I can hear heavy gusts of wind blow in my ear. 'Perfect, getting closer.'

I hear the door open and close. 'Oh crap no! Monica's home already, I hope she does what I told her and don't disturb me.' I lie still and try different ways of making this SP into a dream already. I try visualizing but it doesn't work. Apparently Monica's going to cook something and she rattles with the silverware. It sounds like they're just next to my ear. I lie still and just wait.

"Hey babe!" she says and sits down on my stomach. I moan and hope it'll pass through to my real body. By this time I figure I can still hear what's going on in real life. "What was that?" she asks me and starts to crunch down on some salad. I can see a tiny bit of her through a slit in my eye. Once again I figure I'm still in SP but can sense the real world. "Let me sleep" I mumble.

'Phew, didn't wake up.' "What? You don't want me to do this?" she asks me and starts rocking the bed. I can feel my body starting to slide down towards the floor. "Weee!" she says and I land on the floor with a "thump." I still haven't woken up and I figure it's time to break loose.

I force open my eyes and I'm in the dream! In my room, exactly where I thought I was. I get up and grab a pair of pants from the sofa and a shirt from the table and put them on. 'Time for some exploring.' I head towards the door but when I reach it, I hesitate. I remember reading that some people have reported seeing their own bodies sleeping in bed, I've never seen that. I head back into the living room. Monica stands up with her salad. I look behind her on the floor and can see my body lying halfway under the bed. It's covered in papers and some salad. 'Awesome!'

"Hey, where are you going?" Monica asks me. "I'm going out exploring" I tell her, my voice is strained and a bit louder than a whisper. "But you have to look at these papers first" she says and tells me to sit down. "Wait, can you still hear me?" I ask her. "Uhm, yeah?" 'Hmm, she can probably still hear my real body mumbling the words I speak in the dream' "That's weird" I say and sit down. I take a look at the papers, it's full of hieroglyphs.

"Okay so this is not a dream?" I ask. "Nope, not a dream" she says. "Here, I'll prove it to you." I say and grab a paper. "Write me ten symbols and I'll guess which one you point at." She thinks I'm stupid and asks me how I could do that. "When I wake up silly, I'll tell you which one you pointed at." At this point a little dream logic enters the dream. By reading about Out of Body Experiences, you can pick a card from a deck and then name that card when you wake up, and it'll be the same card.

"But you're already awake!" she tells me, clearly annoyed. "Oh yeah? Then explain to me who that is?" I ask and point at my body lying on the floor. I can see that the question really disturbed her, like a computer that can't come up with an answer. I can practicly see the "Error" signs in her eyes. She turns her head halfway with a sly smile.

A wind from nowhere makes all the papers she's holding fly around in the room and obscures my vision of her for a second. She holds up one remaining paper over her face when it all settles down. The last paper goes away and I realise the person I have been talking to, isn't Monica. It's a dark haired man with white skin, he looks sinister as hell.



I freak out. "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!" I yell and grab his throat as hard as I can. We both fall down to the floor. I wake up with a little "yelp."

10.00: Fragment
*I'm standing outside of a barn and there are ghosts inside of it. I use a mirror to look behind me. Different faces show up and I ask them what their names are. They can't speak but they mime them. One has the same name as my mother.

10.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements: 1 x B-Complex, 1 cup of Mugwort Tea and 1 x Lucid Dreamer at WBTB

That's it! Amazing DEILD. Only have one cup of mugwort left, but I'm not sure it does much.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE FALSE AWAKENING

Good morning! Got myself a whole lot of needed sleep last night. Had a lucid early on but can't recall much of it. Got another lucid and a long dream after that. My girlfriend's mother visited us and stayed for the night and I was worried about having a nightly adventure, but ofcourse I did! Aswell as a false awakening. Everything at once!

23.00: Sleep

23.30: Nightly Adventure
*I wake up. I can see someone climbing up Monica's computer shelf. It's her mom. That thing is definitely not made for someone to be climbing on it. "No, no, no! Careful!" I say out loud. She keeps climbing upwards towards the curtains. After a while she starts to fade and I can only see shadows.

Night: Fragment DILD
*I can't recall what I did before, but I'm outside and the landscape all around me is amazing. It has the feel of an epic world, with dark green colours. I spot some floating islands in the sky and I just have to get there. I jump off the ground and fly faster than I've flown before. I approach the islands when suddenly a black curtain is drawn before my eyes. It's like my vision is split in half, a few seconds later everything is black.

07.00: Stealing stuff and ruining people's day DILD
I'm with my brother Martin. We're walking around in a huge building on a resort of some sorts. We arrive at a desk and I spot a big bowl with red plastic bands in it. The manager is checking out something on the wall. Martin grabs a handful of bands and runs off, all of them seems to be connected and comes rushing out the bowl.

I run after him and we laugh. He's fast though and I can't really keep up. After a few doors I can't see him anywhere. I spot a black kitchen door and burst through it. Cooks give me curious looks as I dart past them. I head through three more doors before I exit the kitchen and arrive at the big main hall at the top of a big flight of stairs.

I realise I'm dreaming. Why not go with the flow? I jump down the stairs and land at the bottom. I need to find Martin again. "Martin!" I yell out loud. "I'm over here" siomeone says. I walk towards the direction of the voice and end up at a big rack of skii's and some canoes. "Where are you?" I ask. "Down here" Martin says. I look for someone in a red shirt, but can't see anyone. I figure he's under a canoe. I check out the wall and it's now full of fishing gear.

I ask him about different fishing rods and lines for a while before I decide to go explore a bit more. I go through a big door and end up out on deck. Apparently we're on a big cruise ship. There must be atleast a dozen of people out on deck and the boat is just making a big right turn. I grab the boat under me with both my hands using telekinesis and jerk it to the left. It works great and the boat makes a sharp left turn. People all around me fall to the ground or just nearly. I laugh a bit.

"I did that" I tell them and make the boat move a bit more. They all breathe out after getting an explanation. "I am practicly God" I say jokingly. To my surprise they all start to chant. "You are God, you are God, you are God!" I feel like doing another trick and hold out both my hands and try to make a flame appear by straining them and spreading my fingers. After a few tries I give up, I only manage to make them warmer. Hmm, perhaps flying will suffice. I make a few jumps and strain myself to take off, but nothing!

God damnit! I jump off the railing of the boat and land on the surface of the water. I'm sure it'll be easier to fly off from here. I start to levitate. I guess that'll have to do. I hold out my hand towards the boat and turn it. The boat flips upside down and I leave it there sinking when the dream starts to fade.

I wake up in my bed. Monica and her mom is also waking up and I bring out my pen and paper to write down the dream. I only have time to write what time it is before they start talking to me and themselves. I can't just tell them to shut up, so I listen to them for a while.

10.15: RC cars and a LAN party
I'm with my brother at a race track. My dad is inside the small shop and I can see him through the glass. He asks me if I want to go racing with the adults. I ask my brother the same question and he nods excitedly. "Yeah let's do it" I tell my dad. I have a RC car with me that I start playing with. It's really fast and I make it do wheelies all over the place. Another car shows up and we make them make a weird little dance around eachother. The cars starts to lose parts and soon there's only a leg of some sorts left.

I start walking down the track with my brother when a few real cars comes racing past us. We almost gets hit.

The dream skips. I'm now at a LAN party and trying to play some games. My brother and I can't seem to connect and it's laggy as hell. They're playing some awesome FPS game that looks like Battlefield, but they really suck.

10.15: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Kinda fun to start off the month with 2 lucids. Even remembered to produce some flames, but I don't seem to be able to without a lighter yet. Flying still destabilizes the dream and I'm still awesome at telekinesis.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Well, weekend was a busy one and I wasn't at home. Had a couple of cool dreams though but couldn't be bothered to write them down. Had another long lucid last night, only I never woke up after it and couldn't recall most of it when I woke up.

22.00: Sleep

05.10: Fragment MILD
*I turn lucid. No idea what I was doing before, but I'm on a road going through a park or something similar. There are a couple of people with me, and the weather is so nice. I have no goal in mind but just wander around aimlessly. I touch things, look at them and just take in the quietness. I walk around with the people for what seems a very long time, doing nothing but walking and talking. What were my goals? I can't recall. Oh well, atleast I've done the senses one.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7 hours

Supplements: None

Tasks completed
NORMAL BASIC ACTIVE BASIC PASSIVE ADVANCED PERSONAL

Activate 3 senses.

That's it! I can really get the lucids going if I just don't do anything. Will definitely just focus on my senses and being in the moment in the next one before I try any tasks. I know this is what you're supposed to do, but I'm way too restless and impatient to do it every time.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! Didn't recall much when I woke up. Except having sex with Monica five or six times in a row. Anyways I had some serious hallucinations going on last night which I found to be amusing enough to write down.

22.15: Sleep

23.50: Nightly Adventure
*I wake up and a small RC helicopter is in my room. It's aiming some kind of gun at me and I jump out of bed onto the floor. I bring my blanket and lie flat -half of my body under the bed- with the blanket covering me. I make sure it's stretched tight and there are no cracks. This takes alot of effort but I don't feel like getting killed. After thirty seconds or so, I start thinking. How did it get in here? All windows and doors are closed. I peek out and can't see much. I decide to get up and there's no helicopter there. I let out a huge sigh. With my heart racing I go take a piss.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7 hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!