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NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a bunch of weird dreams last night. Most of them were kinda dark.

23.00: Sleep

05.10: WBTB 10 minutes

07.30: Paint store
I'm in a paint store, and I'm trying to return some paint I bought earlier, I'm looking for some "Warhammer 40k" paint. "Oh but we have those" the woman tells me. She brings out a set of paint jars. "It's 179 kr though, so it's more expensive" she tells me. I don't care, I want it still. I buy the thing and get out of there. Suddenly I realise I want to return some candy I got from there. A small bag of nut cream, which was spoiled. I show it to them and spit it out in the trash. They all apologise and hand me a whole bunch of new bags. I get out of the store. A whole crowd of elderly women have gathered and are doing some kind of march to lose some weight. I show them the bags.

07.30: Noise upstairs MILD
I'm sitting at a table with my friend G. We're at his house and we're all alone. Suddenly I can hear a soft thud coming from upstairs. I look up at the ceiling and a second thud sounds. I look at G. "Omg, someone's upstairs" I say. We freak out a little bit. A third and much louder thud sounds and we get up. "Grab some knives!" I tell him and run into the kitchen. I grab three long chef's knives and hand G two of them. I take a smaller one with one of the big ones.

My blood is pumping from excitement and fear. We start walking up the stairs and I can hear a blowing sound. At the top I spot a hole in the roof, and the wind is blowing in at incredible force. I pick up the board that has blown off and try to shut the hole tight. It's very hard work, and the wind is screaming in my ears. "Nail it shut!" I yell at G who takes a tiny nailgun and starts shooting nails into it. They're too small though, and the board keeps flying away. After a while there's nothing left to fasten it in, so we give up and start to laugh.

Dream skip. I'm outside of the house. There's a container with a shower in it and I'm showering away. I sing some random song while doing it. I realise I don't have any shampoo. I get out of it and cross the muddy yard, butt naked. Henrik (who apparently lived there now) shows up. "Hey dude" I tell him and grab my shampoo. I walk towards the container again, it seems to be raining but it's just water from the shower.

I realise I'm dreaming. I look down at my hand and I count six fingers. It looks almost just like it should, but I'm sure I'm dreaming after memory checking. "Hey Henrik! Come on, this dream will probably end soon" I shout. "What dream?" he asks me. "This dream, we're dreaming" I say and decide to give up trying to convince him, stupid DC. I start walking away. "Oh yeah I know, wait up" he tells me. Suddenly my vision starts to narrow down. I can only see the ground and my own feet. I try to remain in the dream by focusing on my senses. I imagine standing on a snowboard and that I'm going down a hill on snow. It works! My vision snaps back up in place and I see a bright light. It's just the wall in my room.

11.00: Assgrab
I'm at G's house once again. I'm there with my friend Eric's old girlfriend, Connie. I don't know why, but she positions herself ontop of me. I start grabbing her ass. I feel it for a minute or so, then she gets off. Monica comes back from the store and puts a bag of candy on the table. "I bought it from the lady in the red dress. She said "Bonjour" when I entered" she tells me and giggles. Eric shows up and I show him a math problem on my computer.

11.00: Fragments
*I'm running across country with my brother Morgan. I think we're playing wow.

*I spot Monica's sister in a crowd.

*Something about two very rich old men.

Amount of sleep: 11½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it! I want my super good recall back... I miss having 10 dreams a night. Oh well, it'll come!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!