Mario's New Epic Dream Journal of Awesomeness

Originally Posted by Mario92

14.11.2009

Epic Star Wars Parody (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Wow, what a dream! In the first bit, I was Luke Skywalker, taking on Darth Vader and his gigantic naval fleet of warships. I had to hijack one of those flying, laser-shooting things, and dive-bomb the ships, knocking out their colossal black cannons. I almost crashed a few times, but I hung on. At the very end, I couldn't get to the last one, and so set my ship on a collision course and ejected. There was a big explosion, and the dream scene shifted. Suddenly, I was working in the third-person point of view, but I felt everything that happened to the real me. The war game suddenly shifted to a puzzle game, and I was in charge of figuring out how to stop the next war, which would invariably break out again. To do this, my classmates and I had to rescue this frozen guy trapped in ice. We ventured through this big, icy cavern thing. My peers were able to glide along across the compacted snow, but I had to walk, since the killer traction on my shoes prevented it. Darn. Well, we reached the end of the cave, and there was frozen ice man. Instead of thawing him out, though, we pushed him off his hill and sent him careening into a rock, shattering the ice and reviving him. It was fun. After that, this wise sage dude sat me down and had me look at these two sort of prophetic stones, which had accurately predicted the last two wars. It warned of a third, more apocalyptic war if I did not find the third and final stone.
There was some messing around, the police kept getting in the way, but finally, I was able to carefully turn the stones in such a way as to reveal a hidden passageway. Then my dream ended.