non-lucid

- Just sad it was a dream :C
Also, don't read this if you don't want the details of me having sex with a 15 year old.

I was at a school party, being bored. I then thought about how difficult and frustrating it could be to simply get a hang of a girl, or at least lose my virginity, and see what it's like.
Just as I thought that, I noticed a girl sitting alone, waving for me to approach her. As I came over, I noticed she was nude, she wanted me to play with her. She was a blonde ~15 year old (I'm 16, it counts), with a perfect body and a decent 6/10 face. I crouched next to her, and felt her. I could feel her coarse trimmed pubic hair, and further down was her lips. I started fingering her, but she wanted more, and I stuck it inside. There were other people around, but we didn't care. We continued on all night, and some guy told me that a teacher at the school saw me and I would likely get expelled from it for fucking in it, publicly.
I noticed it was starting to get bright outside, and we grabbed our stuff to go back to my room. I carried her the whole way. Someone had blocked the stairs with furniture however. I pushed it aside and we got into my room. She laid down on a mattress on the floor and used my laptop while I was undressing. She was undressed already.
Things start to get confusing now.
I saw a windows bar at the bottom of my vision. I wanted to do Steam -> Friends and pick her, but accidentally chose 'Exit Steam' instead. She disappeared along with Steam. I feverishly tried to reopen it, but when I finally did, she was off. I figured she left and I would probably see her again.

To the greatest disappointment in my life, I woke up and remembered I took a 3 hour nap, and now I am yet again suicidal because my life will never be anything great like that dream.

I was lying on my living room couch, with my little sister watching television, and my father next to me. I saw he had a syringe. He stuck it in my stomach, and soon after, my body was completely numb. He then proceeded to take two 1-inch radius hoses and stuck them straight into two random points on my stomach. I was anesthetized, but it was still uncomfortable as hell and I could still feel it.
I was then put in a weird video-game-ish scenery, except it was real life. Kind of hard to describe, and I think I forgot how it looked anyways.

I was running around in a pitch-black middle Ebeltoft, for a reason I do not remember, along with some people I don't remember. Then I went to eat spaghetti out of the trash can.

I was sitting in a chair, in a 'business office meeting'. Eight men were sitting in a quarter circle in front of me. I had a suitcase, and they wanted it. I was playing around with them about the price, but still kept in mind that they could brutally kill me and molest my body at any time. I noticed that they had women service them, apparently against their will.
The meeting got called off and I went to the bathroom. It was the same bathroom as at home, except the door was in the other corner of the room and the bathtub in front of it was gone.
[If any children are watching this, take in mind, things are about to get weird/erotic.]

Spoiler for read the rest:

In there, I saw 2 hot brunette chicks. Supposedly one of them was one of the slaves, and the other one - a bit older - was her supervisor. I started brushing my teeth while trying to act completely normal while the two did the weirdest stuff.
The slave had been trying to escape, and she now needed.. punishment! I must have had the weirdest expression on my face, as the supervisor started teasing by touching the slave's breasts. It felt like I was the one touching them, and it felt great. Unnaturally great. It felt like I was jizzing in my pants simply from touching them, even though I wasn't touching them. So I was jizzing in my pants from watching someone touch them. Must've been some damn epic breasts. They looked at me in a teasing way as if they wanted me to join in on the fun. The supervisor pulled out a scissor and started cutting the slave's bra-strings. Slowly.. halfway..
"Okay fuck this, I'm not going to watch you violate her!" I said and stormed out of the bathroom. (Wait.. WHAT? NO!)
I went into the kitchen which also looked like at home, and continued brushing my teeth. While standing there, I looked at myself in the dark window's reflection. My face was flawless. Smooth skin, pretty eyes, no nose(?), I pretty much looked like Voldemort, but smoother skin and without a "=" in the middle of my face. My face changed constantly, from smooth to bloody skin, from bloody to dark. I changed my mind and decided to go back to the ladies. The bathroom was dark and empty however. I was disappointed.

So, this nightmare occurred in the time space of one hour.
I fell asleep at 23:30 and woke up at 00:30, soaked in sweat.

I do not remember much from the actual dream, other than it was really dark, I was in a Colosseum, and a paranormal spirit pushed me out on the fighting grounds, to watch me battle with a paranormal enormous bull that I could only sense and hear, simply for it's own entertainment. The spirit was a teenage girl, however, I didn't actually see or hear her. She talked to me through my mind, and pushed me while I could only sense her being there.
The bull rushed towards me, hit me heads-first, and sent me flying.

That's all I can remember, but I am sure there was more to it. I recall something about walking through passages in darkness, but I am not sure.

I dreamt that I was sitting in my room, on the edge of my bed with Cecilie beside me. She looked at me and said "Sorry Mikkel, I am just not interested", before walking out of the room. The rest of the dream passed with me lying in my bed, silently crying.

Even in my dreams nobody wants me

The night started out with me climbing ontop a tall fence on my terrace in my backyard. I looked to the left and saw a bear run across the corn-field. I watched as the bear ran a quarter circle around my garden and entered through the back. It ran up to the fence, stood on it's back-legs and tried to get me.

False awakening. The bear thing was a dream, I was safe now. But hold on, I must have been sleepwalking, because I'm on the same fence, and the same bear is trying to get me. The only difference is that this time my hand was in it's mouth. I looked around me, and noticed that there was a lack of details in the distance, so I figured it must be a dream too. I levitated down from the fence, but the dream started to black out. I said "ENNERVATE" to focus. It worked shortly, but the blacking out continued.

False awakening. I was inside now, it was just a dream, all good. I looked out the window. About 7 bears came running through the corn-field. I grabbed my iPod and went outside to take pictures. I stood behind a small fence and thought I was safe, while one of the gray, dusty bears came running towards me. However, it trampled down the fence, so I ran for my life. I ran all the way to my front door, with the bear right behind me. I opened the door, got on the floor, nobody walked the dinosaur. I locked the door and yelled that there was a bear outside. I looked out the window and saw 2 prairie dogs having a picnic in my front yard.

Then I woke up in real life and fell asleep again.

In the next dream I had, I was in some music class, listening to a boring man talk, so we were all sleepy. I walked out of the class, with a wand and started spamming spells everywhere. I do not remember much from the dream, other than I gave myself a thermal vision so I could look through corn and fight an enemy with an advantage. I also made a cat that annoyed me tiny.

I was driving home with my mother when she suddenly erupted "look! Watermelons! I'm gonna get me some watermelon. Those watermelons are really good!". She drove a couple meters further and I could see a bush with strangely big and deformed watermelons. We stood out of the car and lifted a bunch of the heavy watermelons inside. My mom then started going at some purple and orange flowers, and got purple and orange gloves out of it. She showed me that they were not quite ordinary, but had special powers to them. With the orange glove on, the flickered her fingers and set fire to where she pointed. I asked if I could have it, so she gave it to me. We then drove home, and it was dark as if it was a winter midnight all of a sudden. I noticed a cat's eyes reflecting light, and flickered my fingers against it with my glove. It didn't set fire to the cat, but rather turned it's eyes red and reflected more light.
Next thing I remember, I was sitting in a supermarket, leaning towards a cooler that emitted a strong, bright light. To the right of me was two guys doing the same thing. A man came and gave the one guy a purple crown, one guy a green crown, but when he came to me, he said: "As for you, Mikkel, you must find your own crown, in the mountains to the north!" After he said that, I got up and started to walk north. I managed to hear one of the guys silently say "Yeah of course, it's always to the north".
I didn't walk far, until I got to a massive tree, with climbing obstacles on. As I started climbing, my brother joined in to help. It was really hard to climb it, as you needed really good balance. As we finally got to the top, I saw an orange crown, and tried to grab it. My hand went through it though, and then we saw a man presenting himself as The King. He told us we would get the crown if we could pass the final challenge. We were on a rotating platform. Around us was thick logs/branches from the tree. On the branches were different fruits. We were meant to knock out all of one type of fruit first, then the next, etc, until all fruits were off the branches. We failed a bunch of times and had to restart. It's harder than it sounds, and quite hard to explain. It was like a game where you had to press the right buttons at the right time. As we finally managed to get far into the game, one of the branches were carrying a large bag of chips. My brother and I stopped moving for a second. Then we started punching the bag and eating the chips.
Now, here comes a weird part. The king opened a bag of bacon chips, farted on them, and handed them towards us, thinking that we wouldn't eat fart-chips. However, we grabbed a handful each and ate them. The king looked at us approvingly, and said: "You will get the crown if you spray deodorant in Christopher's twenty-four hour butt" (what) and pointed to a sleeping guy. My brother came with a bunch of objections though, and I said that we brought no deodorant. The sleeping guy woke up and asked what was going on. Another guy then said that the king wanted us to spray deodorant in his twenty-four hour butt (what), to which Christopher replied "oh that's mean" in a stoned way.

I was fooling around on the asfalt with two guys from my elementary school class, by Strandgårdshøj in Ebeltoft. It was dripping with rain and very foggy. I felt the asfalt. It was cracked like a very strong earthquake had struck. And it was warm. One of the guys - Lasse - turned to me and said;
- Mikkel, it's 4:00 AM. Why are you not in your right place?
- Because the asfalt feels nice.
His body language expressed that he was tired of me.


I got woken up at 6AM to go to work, and felt surprisingly fresh, even though I only got 4 hours of sleep that night. I'm glad the REM state introduced itself fast so I could get some rest

I had heard that a house near me had burnt to the ground. I ran through my driveway, over the hill, along the road, until I went past the forest corner and saw the house. There was only the floor and black coal-ish crumbles of the pillars left. In the middle was an intact chair. I walked down towards it, and noticed I had a backpack on. I ran the whole way to the house without one, so I tried to imagine it wasn't there. Then it hit me - that must have been a dream. I did the clenching nose and breathing reality check, and I could breathe just fine. Everything went black now. I tried voice commands to make it stop, but no use.
Then I woke up at 6AM.

From yesterday night.

I was riding a bike through a road, going upwards through the right side of Samsø - a danish island, south of Østjylland where I've been once on a trip with my class for 3 days. I had a map in my head, that I could look at like a HUD interface. The map represented Samsø, and I saw myself as a dot on the right side, and a red trail behind it showing where I've been. On the left side, I saw a low wooden fence the whole way. My mother talked to me through an intern voice in my head, saying that she put up the fence and I should not cross it. She didn't say, and I didn't ask why. However, when I reached the top corner of the island, I turned left and crossed the fence. I comforted her by saying I was just checking out the landscape and then I would come back.

Note @ 05-08-2013: Watching 'The Orphanage', I saw this scene and it just clicked that I had seen the place before, and I remembered this dream. This is exactly how the place in my dream looked:


I came to the opening of a large forest and met a group of hillbillies with torches, standing with a basket of berries. I asked "what's the matter?" to which they told me that something unnatural had been going on in the forest. The sun was going down and it was becoming dark. I offered to investigate, and ventured into the forest. The hillbillies followed me in.
An intense, frightening atmosphere laid upon us as we entered. I saw a corpse lying on the road in front of us. I inspected it quickly, and moved on into the forest. Unnatural girl screams were bursting my ears. Strange paranormal shit was going on. It was now so dark, the only light we saw was from our torches. We saw a big bonfire light up ahead of us. I moved closer, and walked to the side to avoid a tree in front of me. As the log crossed between the fire and my line of sight, it disappeared along with my torch. I now stood on a smaller forest road. I heard barking and trampling paws coming towards me in the dark. Behind me was a tall fence of solid wood. I jumped to the side in the right moment to avoid the dog. All I could see was the silhouette of it. It disappeared as it went past me. I ran back to the main road. It was like a dark being was shifting through the woods stealthily, watching me. A hillbilly yelled "hey, didn't you say you could spawn wherever you wanted?" to which I replied "no, this isn't a dream!". I heard another dog coming and ran as fast as I could to the exit of the forest.

So tonight I had 3 different dreams. First one I ate french fries from McDonalds in my mother's car. Second one I ate food in the cafeteria at my workplace (Kvickly). Third one I ate food in Kvickly's employee lounge/pause-room.

PS: I am not fat. Seriously. I'm skinny.

I was playing CSS on my laptop, except I was on a large field, I could sprint, I had no weapons, it lagged, and a large godzilladinosaurthing was trying to kill me and about 20 others.
Next thing I remember is that I was in some 'international' game. Apparently a massive free-for-all war with small squads. I found a hideout and entered it. On the floor was a pile of golden coins, which I picked up. On the way out, I saw a dead-looking ghost. It was hanging on a spear stuck through it's throat. I left the hideout.
I now found myself in a clearing in the woods. There was a obstacle-racing track and lots of people cheering.
On the left I saw a cute girl standing on a platform, jumping, cheering, and persuading people into participating in the race. She saw me, and with a just as happy voice said;
"Hey I know you! You're the one who stole our gold. I tell you what. Don't you want to light up that guilty conscience? Just take the track and we'll forget about the whole thing" and pointed to the abstract wooden obstacle-course.
At first I was like "NOPE" but moved against the entrance anyways.
I started running the course, and my one competitor was ready on the track as well. I was in front of him the whole time, while he taunted me by talking to me as if I were a woman. By the end, he somehow managed to slip past me at an inhuman speed, meaning he won the race.
By the exit of the course, I saw Will Smith and his son (named 'Jesus' in my dream), as well as the cute girl whose name I don't know .. The girl said "Don't be so sad. Cmon, let's see how Jesus does". Her spirit, happiness and enthusiasm was really inspiring. I can't really believe she came from my mind, because I am completely different. I should be more like her.
The girl walked back to her platform, as seven-year old Jesus was about to compete against another seven-year old. I walked up to her and we held an arm around each other. She had a nice perfume and a rain-jacket on. We cheered for Jesus who was now running the course. The competing kid banged it's head into an obstacle, and I shouted "RUN JESUS", but the girl said "Be fair". Not much further into the course, Jesus banged his head too, sat down, and started crying as well. The other kid kept running, so Will Smith went onto the track and grabbed him.
Jesus completed the course, and I was now at the exit with him, Will, and the girl. A heavy swarm of those thin wasp-looking bees (flowerbees) that can't actually sting, surrounded the girl. They lifted her up in the air and they all disappeared. Will and I then went on joking about how she was a niggerbee. (No racism intended!)

I am writing this around 14 hours after I woke up (work) so details might not be in large quantity.
-I walked down a shallow hallway, with rooms on each side. I was equipped with an assault rifle and shot a bunch of random people. People naturally ran and hid for their lives. I walked into a room to the right and decided to kill only those whom I did not fancy or posed a threat. Apparently, this was a bank. I shot a couple random people inside the bank and turned around.
I was now on a large field of grass, which you call a football field. Accompanying me was 2 girls from my class - the most popular ones - along with a bunch of others which I do not remember the identity of, sitting on a blanket like it was some kind of picnic. I went to make some food, somehow got the food, and sat down with it. The girls took it, and the black-haired said "Oh there's not enough, you must do without any". I looked at her with all my hate and despise. I then silently dragged out the assault rifle from earlier, pointed it to the blonde girl's lovely face, then ruined it by pulling the trigger, making a mess of blood and splatter fly out on the other side. I quickly switched the aim to the black-haired's face, quickly pulling the trigger before she could make an expression. They both fell to the ground like ragdolls.
I stood up, grabbed a hotdog and walked away. I took a bite. It was cold.

Tonight I dreamed that I snapped and went psycho in a fully crowded church. With an SMG in each hand I slaughtered everyone, sparing only 4 people (I don't even know why I spared them, as they would testify against me). They stood lined up and talked to me, made me feel guilt. I walked out of the church and got home, watching the news. They mentioned what I'd done. I listened closely, as they said "..but we do not know who did this. We are working on..". I walked outside, where I saw one of the 4 left-overs, talking to me and inflicting more and more guilt, making the whole thing a nightmare for me..