Linkzelda's Dream Journal

05.14.2012

How did you know? (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Some girl in a purple vest, short black shorts, and looked like Yuna from Final Fantasy showed up in front of me.

Not sure what she's doing, I think she was even masturbating in front ot me.

I was telling her something about some value, and she's like "How did you know that?"

BECAUSE I'm FUCKING PSYCHIC...I DON'T KNOW...

Okay, so a female is spreading her legs masturbating in front of you, or that's what you thought you remembered.

You're a fucking idiot for not even being aware that a vagina is being stimulated in front of you.

*facepalm*

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05.14.2012

Sell his suit (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Some lawyer or teacher decided to sell his suit because he has no other way to get money for something. The person takes his suit off, and asks one of the staff members where they can find a place that buys suits.

I don't know Albert Einstein...a FUCKING STORE??!?!?!

EVER HEARD OF THAT!?!? THAT PLACE WHERE YOU CAN BUY STOOFZ!?!

AND SELLS IT TOO??

Yes, I'm purposely screwing up my grammar...DEAL WITH IT gRAMMAR nAZI.

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05.14.2012

You're Fat (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I told my mother she was fat after she pissed me off about how she tells me about my weight.

I'm not fat. =(

YOU'RE FAT...YOU'RE FAT, I'M NOT FAT...GOD stop being so fucking petty woman! I don't want to hear another DC giving me this bullshit, you're not my mother, you're a freaking dream character pretending to be one!!! I swear, I'm going to fucking kill these people in my dreams, bunch of POSERS.

A bullet in their heads will fix things up really goooooood.

And negative energy from doing things like that? Man fuck that,

"OOOOH NO I shot someone in the head in my dreams, and I'm going to wake up negative in the morning!!"

PFfffffffft

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05.14.2012

Transparent Skull Helmet (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Yeah, I see a transparent skull helmet after a freaking barrage of random helmets from the sky were falling towards me and some random dream characters.

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05.14.2012

Jump shot (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Apparently, when you play Wii Sports, if you do a jump shot, which is supposed to be higher than the height the game allows you to jump on a serve, you can serve beyond the service line.

OH MY GOD, I'M GOING TO FIND THE CURE FOR CANCER WITH THIS NEW KNOWLEDGE.

I'M GOING TO BE RICH.