My lucid comeback!

Some long and vivid dreams this night, for some reason I also met a lot of (in)famous people.
I'm trying to think of a personal technique because just copying the tutorials from the forum doesn't seem to work that well.

1. Rewriting history

I'm an elite allied soldier somewhere in Italy, it's a lovely Sunny day and I'm infiltrating a large palace located near the sea. I'm equiped with 2 spring wire mines, a sniper rifle and a pistol if I can remember, my mission is to kill Hilter! I evade the guard patrol and take one down quietly on the wall surrounding the palace, left of me is the sea and right of me is the palace's garden with behind that the palace itself. Hitler is standing on a balcony and I ready myself on the wall to take the shot. Before I do that though I quickly place the 2 spring wire mines on the stair leading up to my position buying me more time if I get spotted. After I set up the two mines the dream suddenly changes and I'm in my bathroom with my mother sitting on the edge of the bath. Hitler is there too talking about random stuff and I'm really young, probably 11 or something.

2. Just weird stuff

I'm in looking around the gardens of a royal palace and there's a show going on about the most amazing and impossible abilities people have. It's a top 10 list but I only the remember the last 3, third place is someone who can hold his breath for 25 minutes I think. Second place is the ability to lucid dream, which I think should've been on the first place while I was in the dream. First place was someone that could hold his breath and swim through the air like it's water. Then I notice it's getting dark and I leave the royal garden, now I'm on a long street that I remember from IRL. I jog about 100 meters to the left and see a gang waiting at a wall, I'm slightly worried because there's a phone booth next to them and I plan on calling someone to come pick me up. I look at how much a call costs and it says 4 euros which I think was ridiculously much, fortunatly I had two notes of five so I put one in and took the 1 euro that fell back out. My mother was on the line and I told her where I was, she didn't seem to understand and I gave up after some time thinking it ain't that far to walk. After some walking I pass through a narrow street and see my mother and sister walking towards me, they're holding crutches for some reason but overall I'm glad to see them... Then my sister smashes the crutch against my throat, it hurts a lot and I decide to act like I'm dying to take revenge. I lay there for 20 seconds making crackling noises but they don't seem to care and lay down on a parking lot. Then I walk up to them and notice a girl I know from school who thinks my attempt to act like I'm dying was funny. After all of this I start to feel really tired and just annoyed, I walk home and finally reach it completely exhausted from the hours of walking, it's probably midnight by now. I enter the kitchen where Koen Wouters (A popular singer/rally driver from Belgium) welcomes me, I'm like "Oh really, that's it I'm sick of this shit." I nearly get lucid because it's all just so random.