Latrodectus

It's been a long time since I've been here, but I had a couple of dreams last night that reminded me how great it is to dream, so I'm starting up again. The dreams aren't necessarily good reads, but they were fun while they happened. None of them are lucid though. From this point on red is titles, black is dream events, and blue is periods of being awake.

Stats class
My statistics teacher is yelling at me for some reason, while we and the rest of my class are walking along a street for some reason. I start to drink a bottle of water while we walk. We "teleport" to his classroom. Now everyone has bottled water. The teacher opens his bottle of water, and then sticks the entire bottle into his mouth, starting with the bottom. The dream ends.

Sledding
I'm at a house I lived in a few years ago, where my dreams often are, and the ground is covered in snow. A kid named Nick whom I know in real life sleds with me while we drink some sort of soda. Some old teachers from our school are there as well, and we really wished they'd leave because they're boring and won't shut up.

Grand Theft Auto
I'm on a large, steep hill behind a billboard. I have an M4 with high powered optics. I am facing a road that makes an L shape from my perspective. The dream feels like I'm playing GTA 5 but with full control over my movements. The police are after me, and they're heading down the road towards me. I look through the optics on my M4 and see 2 police officers getting out of their cars as well as what appears to be a civilian with a pistol about 50 meters down the road. I shoot them and start running down the hill, fixated on a motorcycle that would be the Double-T in GTA 5 that appears to have crashed into the back of some sort of sedan. As I get on the bike and turn around, more police show up and shoot me in the back several times. I barely make it away and quickly find a jet that is on fire on the side of the road. I get a fire extinguisher from nowhere and attempt to put out the flames. Once I run out of whatever is in the extinguisher, the flames come back, the jet explodes, and I am dead. The dream ends.

I wake up briefly. I don't open my eyes right away, trying to go back to sleep. I can tell it is early because there isn't much light going through my eyelids. I check the time, around 6:45, then go back to bed

Offroad Motorcycle
I'm on a supersport motorcycle of some sort, not the one from the previous dream, and I'm offroad for some reason. I come across a large concrete ramp that leads to another trail. My bike wouldn't be able to handle the jump, and I think to myself that a supermoto would be nice. A girl on a supermoto then comes down a path that leads to where I am at. She's going too fast for the turn and falls off the bike but her bike is still going. She gets up right away and is fine so I catch up to her bike to stop it. I get the kickstand down and wait for her to catch up. I ask if I can borrow her supermoto to do the jump, and she said no because she didn't want to risk it breaking. The dream ends.

Bicycling, thievery, and vandalism
I'm riding a bicycle in a place that starts off as being in England but after a while I forget about that part and it becomes America because I am American. I know it's England because of the strange road markings and because the disembodied voice of Dan Hardcastle (Nerd³ on YouTube) tells me it is. I'm wanted by the police, probably because of what happened in the GTA dream, so I hide in a building that I found. I sneak through a water system that leads under a bank, get into the bank and steal gold coins, and then return to the building. I dry myself, get back on my bike, and start riding down a street. I see a weird small vehicle with a small trailer full of food items pass me. The trailer is moving in odd ways, as if it were glitching like in a video game. I inform the driver that there appear to be issues, but he ignores me. Somehow a friend of mine named Tommy is there with me now, and we follow the vehicle to a grocery store. We enter the store and see the man leaned up against the wall near the doors. As we go down an aisle, we joke about the man, and as soon as we go around a corner we start running. The man follows us, and eventually gets tomatoes and starts throwing them at as. I also found tomatoes and start throwing them back. Figuring I could really get this guy into trouble I start eating meats in the store. I try to vault over some aisles, but I'm not physically fit, not even in my dreams, so I end up taking them down as I jump over them. The man and we decide to stop fighting, and the dream ends.