L33tsaber

Before I forget...

I'm in a snack store out by my community college where all the food is behind glass and really expensive (e.g. $5 for a bag of four animal crackers). There were a couple of very tempting pastries, but instead I decide to munch on some graham crackers and a strawberry that I had brought from home. The cashier, however, rings up my snack and scolds me for eating before paying. The total comes to $13, which I argue is totally preposterous, especially because the strawberry was mine and I had cut it in half, while he was trying to charge me for two strawberries. I even try to show evidence that the food was totally mine, but he wouldn't believe me.

So I end up doing a Ghost in the Shell-style mind-link with the cashier, wiping his memory and sending him hurtling into cyberspace for good measure before I make my escape.