First dream in a fresh journal. Woot! As I am restarting dream journaling, I am not recalling complete dreams, so this is just a fragment but I thought it was funny. A friend of mine was getting drunk with my roommate. I was off doing something else and I came home to her throwing up on the carpet. She had a toy poodle sitting next to her and told me that was drunk and she was trying to teach her poodle through imitation, 'cause it was drinking too. I forgot about the bizarre logic and backwards-rationalization used in dreams. This one put me in a good mood for the day.