JonathanAnderso

20 April 2012

Dream 1: DaytimeI was asleep and i awoke(in the dream) to find this boy trying to take my keyboard from me and when he couldn't get it he tried to take my cricket ball. i kept swatting him away. All of a sudden i was underwater and i said to my self," this isn't real ". i then looked at my hand and did a reality check, my hand shimmered like a hologram and then i knew for sure it was a dream. My view seemed to widen considerably, i looked left and right then i woke up. i seemed to have gotten excited and woken up. I was bummed out but excited as well.

20 April 2012

Dream 1: A man in a car drove up next to a huge 18 wheeler and shot out the side of the trailers with an Uzi. He was talking to me as if the whole thing was a commentary. suddenly he was driving the truck and there were 4 teenagers on the trailer, trying to get in to the cab. The truck ends up crashing in to a supermarket,3 of the teenagers run away and the 4th stays and then leaves with a girl as the police arrive. One if the policeman arrives in a Ferrari.

16 April 2012

Dream 1:I was at a braai (barbeque) with my parents, Shannon(step aunt) and people i didn't know. A girl there had measles but didn't have any obvious symptoms. I remember getting a cold sore which i hate more than anything. After people left some guy said we should cook the rest of the meat on the fire, i said OK but i wasn't going to do it because i always end up doing it. My step dad then asked my to download two internet coffees(weird), my mom explained to everyone what they were which is weird because she is clueless about the internet.

Dream 2:In this dream i had long hair down to my waist and i was about to get in to my friend's car(GW) when a girl walks up to us and asks for a lighter, i told her that i didn't have one but my friend did. At that time another friend joins us (MK) and we start driving, i ended up driving with a big blanket on my lap, obscuring my view of the road. While driving down the road, it was night time now, i was going at a fast speed but i wasn't the cause of it and the car's brakes never braked hard enough. We narrowly dodged many accidents and we eluded a police stop because someone else just got stopped in front of us. Next it was daytime, we were on the Camps bay road next to the sea. it was snowing and we were hiking to a place called Greyton. we were being pursued by a pack or rabid German shepherds and i was at that time accompanied by Simon Pegg (guy from hot fuzz). We were climbing a giant tree during a blizzard, still pursued by the dogs. When i look up a man is holding his hand out to me, then i woke up.

14 April 2012

Dream 1: I was at a wharf(in Cape Town) with a ramp that goes down in to the sea, the waterfront was very busy. A small helicopter was flying low to the ground , all of a sudden a huge shark shoots out of the water and hits the helicopter midair and the helicopter crashes in to the water. Myself and two others went in to the water to retrieve the helicopter parts and while in the water another sharks tries to attack us but we manage to get out of the water.

Dream 2: A man named Derek Watts, a journalist was doing a piece on the water supply in a small town somewhere in South Africa. He was ankle deep in the muddy brown water in the middle of a park. Next another reporter was doing a piece on a little jet of water that was coming out of the grass and he drank from it like a water fountain. this reporter was a cheesey, put on a show to please idiots kind of guy which pissed me off. I never took part in this dream so to speak.

13 April 2012

Dream 1: I was in a house right on the beach front, a house that i had never seen before and my room was the closest to the beach. At this time my room had no walls and i was in bed with everyone watching me as they walked by the house. A green car drives past and parks in front of the house next door to me, at first it was a pimped out bakkie (utility vehicle) then it was a ordinary moms car. Kids started to play in and around my room, a kid then attaches a little wheel to the cut off fingertip and rolls it on the floor. Next my brother, my friend and i go to my old house ( the house in the dream did not look like my old house) to get something.

Dream 2:Don't judge me, i do not like reality tv stars at all, this was as strange to me as it will be to you I was Kim Kardashian's husband and we were in some sort of meeting with all her people and i remember seeing that she only had 90000 dollars left. She tells them all to get out and we are there alone. Next we were in Canal walk (shopping center), i really wanted to watch a movie but she wanted to have coffee. next we were on a bench with my head on her lap( at this point her face turned into an old girlfriend from primary school, kaede). A person who works at the shopping center walk past and picked up a battery that i had dropped and i reached out to take them from him but he insisted on giving them to kim/kaede. I tried to get them from him, at this point he was openly harassing us but mostly her due to her fame. Security eventually arrests him and an impromptu court case was held in the middle of the shopping centre. While she was busy with that i was behind a group of people watching the "case". I was laughing like a little kid at this older woman who was making farting noises with the door she was leaning against. After the case she was telling me how she spent all her money on that 70's show cast member's drug habits or something of that nature. i was then walking down a hallway with Michael Kelso and someone else and we walked past a shop that had topless promoters with french accents outside of it. I got distracted by the topless girl and didn't hear what they were saying to me. i told them that i had gotten distracted by the girl and they gave me the " you have a wife" look. We walked into a media store and some guy asked me if a this person on a cd cover was some wrestler.

Dream 3: Daytime.I was in a section of a train tunnel with both ends ending in blackness. My sister and my grandmother was there, my grandmother was also kitty foreman from that 70's show. i was guilty for not doing anything to help them around the "house" so i was looking for something do do but there was nothing to do at all. A vine kind of bush grew along the one side of the tunnel, i offered to trim it but was turned down because it didn't need anything done to it.

12 April 2012, Daytime dream.

I was at my old high school, Bergvliet and i was on the main field with Bernie Mac and we were playing with a rugby ball. There was a fancy bed on the field. suddenly i was by the main gate with Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter movies and she was pregnant which in the dream was common knowledge.

12 April 2012

I was parked on a cliff parallel to the sea in Camps Bay, Cape Town with a African warlord, his henchmen and a police officer. I was talking to the police officer who i thought was a honest policeman who didn't take bribes, which is common in my home country. As we were talking the policeman slipped a piece of paper or something to the warlord and i took this as an illegal deal or agreement between them so i got extremely angry and i shot the cop, the warlord and his henchmen. As i was walking away a female cop tried to stop me so i shot her in the shoulder, she continued to try and stop me so i shot her in the other shoulder and she went down. I was walking away form the cars and Michael Kelso from that 70's show was walking behind me, trying to talk me out of hunting down all the warlords and killing them.