Jacob's dreamjournal

First dream:

I had apparently stolen some money, and I'm hiding from the police at my parents house. I decide that I need to go to another country, else the police will catch me. So I go to some country with snow, and people that look a bit Chinese, so I guess I went to China. I lived in a big house with lots of people, and the only way in and out of the house, was through a small hole in the roof, where you had to crawl through dirt to get in and out. I remember being afraid of using my phone, and call my parents, because the police might track me down if I did. I then decide to go back to my parents, and explain to them what had happened and where I had been. I remember talking to my parents, and in the middle of the conversation, I shave off my beard and eat it(I'm serious, I did that in the dream. Probably the weirdest thing I have EVER done in a dream). I don't recall anymore of that dream.

Second dream:

This dream was kind of in a third-person-view. I'm in America and theres an election. I don't know what for. There's this guy handing out flyers about himself, encouraging people to vote for him. Three men get angry with him for doing so, and they kidnap him in his own van. They take him to a big mansion, where there's a big swimming pool. The three guys are elite swimmers, and they show off their skills to the guy they kidnapped. For some reason one of the guys is very good at swimming backwards, and he shows his skills and his two friends are very impressed(this is also so god damn weird). I don't recall anymore of that dream.

Jacob.