JackALope2323

Waking up in the middle of the night KILLS my dream recollection, I tell you what.

Anyways, here's what I can remember.

1. I was playing something that I guess was Red Steel. The game came with an actual Katana (Not real, of course) Remote which you used. I had just finished killing an old lady (Don't ask) and I wanted to pick up her gun and use it. However, no matter what button I clicked on the Katana-Mote, and no matter where I searched for it on my in-game body (I thought it might be stuck in my waistband, or something), I couldn't get find the revolver she had dropped.

2. Space. First thing I can remember is fighting a gigantic space bone dragon, and narrowly avoiding getting bitch slapped several times by it. Eventually, we kill it. Somewhere else along the line, we transport right next to a sun (It's at this point that a collective critique/review of the game, I guess it's a game that I'm playing, starts, prompted by Yahtzee Croshaw complaining about the bloom from the sun, then followed by a hundred other people critiquing it for various reasons.) At the sun, we find that the gigantic space bone dragon has revived, and has possessed one of our friends. The only solution is to inject me with an anti-space bone dragon serum, and have my friend swallow me like a pill. Of course, the problem is, even though my possessed friend is all for it, we don't have any water.

So, what we promptly decide to do is switch channels, looking for a channel that would produce a lot of water. Technology about converting TV to real life, I dunno. We eventually reach the History Channel, and a wave comes out. Somebody asks why the History Channel would have water, and we explain about the program on Rogue Waves.

3. I'm working in some sort of supermarket or sports stadium or both. I remember that the night before I was working there, people were celebrating a victory for their team in what is supposed to be the longest play-offs in... I think it was baseball history. People were throughly enjoying the corndogs the company I work for were handing out, but they soon ran out of them.

So, I'm standing there next to my boss, at the entrance to the Supermarket Stadium thing who has requisitioned the same amount of corndogs for tonight as he did last night. I suggest that if we want to make more sales (Even though we were handing them out...) we should increase the quantity of corndogs, since there's so many people eating so many, and we ran out of them last night. He thinks it's a great idea, but he tells me to go find the (Other Company Name Here) guys and see if we can't borrow some from them.

So I'm running through what is now definitely a supermarket, looking for the other company guys. No matter where I go, though, I can't find them. I even look in the Asian Section, where you had a bunch of hi-tech Asian people experimenting with and demonstrating new robot technologies... Once again, don't ask.

4. Starts off with me, my friend G (Yes, same one from before... No, not a dream sign yet.), and my friend J, sitting in one of our parents car, as kids. We're playing around with stuff in the car, with me memorably being very immature in regards to two joysticks in the car that looked like breasts, when we spontaneously grow to our current ages of 18, and decide to drive the car around town.

G, in real life, is a very quiet, solitary sort of fellow. J, on the other hand, enjoys running around doing stuff. This promptly leads to J driving around, saying hi to all of our friends that G has no idea who they are, and is really just sort of getting annoyed with, since most of them are loud and obnoxious. I remember driving through a sort of half-forest half-road half-trailer park area, when we see our friends R, S, and another random person. J & R have always had a sort of flirt-fight thing going on, so when J drives past they start yelling at each other.

We drive past two more of our friends, A & S, who are driving in a rather large truck.

We then come upon a group of a friends in a shopping center, and one of the friends, a girl named T who I haven't seen for a while, comes, gives me a hug, gives me a light, friendly kiss on the lips, and then proceeds to ask me what's my favorite erotic color. Don't ask, don't ask. I respond with purple, and we drive off once again.

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I really just don't know.