J.D.

03.01.2010

Playing Football for NI (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I dreamt that I had fallen asleep in Windsor Park, the Northern Ireland team's stadium. When I woke up, the players were walking out onto the pitch to start a match, and I went with them. The match started very quickly, and I had a moment of horror when I realised I was supposed to be the goalkeeper. The net was basically undefended, so I ran (awkwardly) towards it. On the way, the ball came to me, and I pulled off some incredible skill to take it around four players before passing it.

I finally got back to my net, pleased with my skilfulness. My skill is non-existent in real life. The ball kept getting blasted at me and I kept saving it with ease. The other team decided to bring on some distractions for me, in the form of naked cheerleaders. They were two girls I know, and they started dancing at the sides of my net, trying to catch my eye. In the end I thought "Screw the match", and exited with them.