J.D.

03.12.2009

Nuclear Bomb Plot (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Me and my friend Mark were sitting in his house talking. Out of the blue, he came up with the plan that we should blow up the city with a nuclear bomb. This didn't seem at all strange to me, so I went along with it. I had it in my mind that we would probably get in trouble for blowing up the city, but I was too deep in a "go with the flow" kind of attitude.

We went round to B&Q, where we bought a nuclear bomb. It cost us £20 altogether. I gave mark my tenner and he went up to the till to pay for it. When he came back he had the bomb. It was a big gold ball about the size of a TV. There were ornamental markings on the outside, and an LED timer on the top. Mark explained that he chose this one because it had a blast radius of 7 miles, but it could also be programmed to only explode in one direction, giving us a safe getaway route. We carried it on to a bus bound for the city centre. It was pretty heavy, so I held one end and Mark held the other. Nobody seemed in the least bit conerned that we were hefting around a WMD! We waited on the bus until the very last stop, which was the bus depot. We got off, thanked the driver, and headed round the back of another parked bus. We planted the bomb near the back left wheel. Mark set the timer for 2 minutes and 30 seconds, and we legged it.



A little while later I was sitting at home watching the news. A report about our bomb came on.
"Police have discovered an unexploded nuclear bomb in the central bus depot. Who is responsible for this remains a mystery, but authorities are speculating that it may be the work of anarchist teenagers."