International Oneironaut Shared Dreaming Journal

I float up out of bed, a lion-man with dark brown dreadlocks. Some douchebag astral android demons are surrounding me with lasers pointed at me. I shoot my dreadlocks at them, and send nanobots down my dreadz, infecting the droids bitches with the Ultimate Coolness. I slam a silver-blue Naga staff into the ground, and alter the dream to a desert landscape. Android demons drop out of portals. I thank them for the practice, and form two bladed staves, I toss them, spinning them with telekinesis, and attack with my puppet demon slaves. I let go of my puppets, and they fight the others.
I laugh and make a portal to Planet Moon. I am in space outside of Planet Moon. Goddammit the whole planet is infested with some type of dark creatures. Koomo appears with something like a piece of skin paper made of an animal with black fur. How obscene. He grins and it disappears.

“What the hell is that?”

“Oh, it’s just a pretend contract that I made up to scare you. Remember, every time you sign your name, you are agreeing to a contract, slave. Silly Nomad, you are perceiving more Darklings as you become Endarkened. One of the greatest lies of the Angel of Light is that Darkness and the Low is evil. How silly is that? Have you ever been sunburned in darkness? Of course not. Are bass frequencies evil because they are lower? Of course not. What we call evil should be more appropriately called a disharmonic frequency rather than a low or dark frequency. Too much light, too much highness is unbalanced. Disharmony seeks to unbalance.”

“Thanks for the endarkenment. Want to kick some ass?”

“Of course.”

I make a mirror portal to Raven. She is sitting on a bench eating a sandwich, watching the koi fish, and feeding them. Her sandwich pieces change to worms as she drops them. She stands up and smiles, and I give her a hug. “Are you ready?” I ask.
She points at her mouth and chews. She swallows her sandwich then points her arms out at her sides. Her eyes turn completely blue, and armor appears and locks on to her as her Witchblade covers her body. Blue lightning sparks all over her. A raven and a black cat merge and become a lion sized black winged beast. Raven mounts the beast, and raises her staff, as rainless dark clouds swirl windlessly above her, and lighting strikes her staff with a thunderclap. She makes a portal, and Koomo, Raven and I, get sucked in. Somehow the other dream is leaking into the wormhole, and bending it. I form a web wall behind us, and we go through the other end.

We are in outer space, near the Sun. It’s hot as hell, yet I am not on fire. I begin to stare at the Sun. Raven grabs me, “Nomad! Are you in a trance? Snap out of it!” A fiery dragon claws at us, as Raven pulls me through a portal to the Tower. I am in the Sick Bay, vomiting sunlight into a wastebasket.
“Sunlight overload. Nomad has not learned to channel excess light energy. Unbalance leads to light sickness, akin to a sunburn of the soul. The sun dragon was actually trying to keep you from getting further burned.”
“I disagree,” Janet says. “The Sun Dragon was guarding its territory there.”
“Why did you end up there?” they both say.
“I.. we... were trying...”
“We were trying to go to MoSh’s Inner World...”
“Gimme some water, and some pomegranate juice,” I say to the air. The two drinks appear beside me. I lean against the wall and sip.
“Goddammit... Illuminati Templar fucks have stepped up their game in the War of the Wyrms.”
“Systems indicate alien ship on collision course with New Eden. High Alert. Shitstorm inevitable. Prepare for impact.”
“What the fuck?” We teleport outside the Tower. There is a huge fucking mothership on fire, heading straight toward New Eden on Planet Moon. The ship slams into the middle of New Eden and the Planet Rings. Alien Grey families pour out clutching their children, and running into the cover of trees. A strange Reptilian ship pursues, then teleports away. Reptilians teleport to the Biodome, and attempt to grab people. Raven, I, and the Biodome AI, multiply, and assassinate the Reptilian fuckers. The AI reinforces the shield against the Reptilian frequency, and the bang on the outside. “Fuck you, you Illuminati eugenicist fucks!”
The greys move together like blobs and form a giant grey dragon, which breathes acid fire on the land. The Biodome teleports it out. I shoot my astral tentacles around it, and encase it in a web. I see its DNA is infected. I become microscopic with the aid of The Atom and yank out the Reptilian DNA. They reform back into their regular selves, and I pull them into the dome and set them down.
“See how those bastards infected us with their DNA so we would be their slaves.”
“Well, that’s crazy. Feel free to have sanctuary here, just do no harm.”

“Nomad, what are you doing?”

“Going to sleep. It’s the only way.”

Raven nods and lies down next to me. We go down into dreams within dreams within dreams to our own Inner Worlds, and link to MoSh. We are next to Asuka in a dungeon. She is being tortured by MoSh. All illusions. Where the hell are we? Suddenly a White Void. Morpheus appears and mumbles something. I wake up in bed, and I am MoSh. WTF.

I am suddenly in his Inner World, but it’s a zombie place. I ignite the place with violet flame, to cleanse the people there, but I realize it’s more impostors.

Suddenly, I am in the real place. MoSh is a large beastly cat-thing sniffing the ground. Raven and I are there. We burn off ectoplasm with violet flame. The place is full of portals like holes. MoSh points to a direction, and we leap in. We end up in the Labyrinthe. I transform into a Minotaur. I see Asuka in my mind’s eye. The kidnapers somehow have her heart chakra, something like it.

They see me through the dirt, and tunnel into the earth. I shoot an astral tentacle at them, but it glances off some kind of hard shell. Raven manages to get a hook in them, and MoSh says he has a bead on them. He fires some kind of strange biological missile at the enemies.

We teleport to Asuka, and MoSh grabs her and teleports away. Raven and I smash the faces of the strange beetle people with hammer fists. They roar in anger. Selene appears, and makes a portal for MoSh to the Tower. “Get her to safety,” Raven says. “The wormholes may be infested. I’ll hold these flakey jerks off.” Raven multiplies herself and teleports all around the room, and I jump into the portal with Selene, MoSh, and Asuka. MoSh encases Asuka in a protective vortex, and Selene creates a shield in front of us. I unleash a swarm of silver centipedes to battle the astral parasites attacking. We squeeze through a portal, and tumble into the Sick Bay.

“The Tower is under Attack!” shouts the AI.

“Goddammit. Take Asuka to Castle Cannabis-”

“Recommendation: keep Asuka here. We are winning the battle.”

I see a swarm of Reptilians on the outside of the dome. They keep banging on it, trying to get in. Some teleport in for a second, and are immediately teleported out. “Take evasive action!” I shout to Stephanie, the AI. She teleports the planet to the far side of the Sun. Unfortunately, there is a fleet of Reptilians waiting for us there. We teleport the planet to the far side of the Moon. The Moon people swarm out of the Moon and battle the Reptilians in space.

I floating on a platform in the City of Nod above the Temple of Nothing. I float up to the top of the Temple of Nothing, and slam my staff into the top. A beam of light shoots down from the sky, with sound like a thousand waves crashing on a beach.

“People of Planet Moon, we are under attack, our brothers of the Grey Moon have come to our aid in this dark hour. This is our home, and we refuse to submit to force. Here we are FREE!” I roar, and the people roar with me. We armor up, and I get into my spaceship, Future’s Hope, grimey dubstep locked and loaded. I lift off the landing pad, and rocket into space. I see the Reptilian mother ship on the far side of the sun. “Mother Ship in view. Commencing infection.”
I teleport my little ship to their. My ship drives its pointy legs into the skin of the ship and infects the computers with a virus. The ship shuts down. Selene create a giant portal. I summon Endiku, and he kicks the ship into the portal. Everyone begins kicking the Reptilians toward the portal. Sorna seals it before it pulls others in. I get all the other Reptilians to chase me to Castle Cannabis on Mars.

The Care Bears hit them with the Care Bear Stare, then we all smoke some weed. The Reptilians tell me they want to stay on Mars and cultivate this wonderful Sirian plant. I laugh and teleport back to the Tower.

MoSh is standing near Asuka’s bed with Selene, Raven, and Basara. Basara is quietly strumming his guitar.

“Apparently the Mole People knew of the Reptilians impending attack, and took advantage of it to fuck up your Inner World and kidnap part of Asuka’s essence.”

“Well, how was this done? I mean, this is my mind!”

“They are masters of creating and sealing portals, the Mole People. They walk in wormholes routinely.”

“How have we not seen them?”

“They mostly live in the Labyrinthe on the Physical Plane in the Crust between the Surface and Inner Earth. The wormholes around them revolve around their domain.”

“What do they want?”

“They want love, they want power, like everyone else.”

“Why is Asuka so precious to them, to anyone?”

“Asuka has a kind of latent power, but her level of training for self defense does not match it currently. Asuka and all of you, are Waking Planewalkers. Anything they can do to destroy you, they will. Asuka right now has the most latent power compared to her training. Keep fighting, do not stop. Sorna is here to seal the wormholes.”

We return to MoSh’s Inner World with Sorna and begin sealing portals. The dream fades.