INeverWakeUp's Super Dream Journal

I dream I am heading home. The planet is in a battered state. As if, it may be coming down to its final days. The army is leading us home in a large orderly line. The city is full of sand for some reason. The city is desolated. There are cracks in the Earth that probably lead to the Earth's core. We carefully step over them. Due to the desolation, the ground is uneven, and the other half of the city that we're walking by is thousands of feet downward. So basically, they kept us away from the edge. Suddenly, there is an earthquake! The ground shook, and sand(IDK with the sand) starts blasting out of the cracks. People fall over the edge(mostly soldiers). The part I was on started tipping over. It was probably because it was between two cracks. I knew I was doomed. Then, an army helicopter came to the rescue. I was saved! I quickly throw myself into the chopper as quickly as possible. Safe at last.

The helicopter brings us all to a safe house at some location I don't know of. The place is full of things to keep us busy. Games, toys, etc. They don't have many lights on, but the ceiling has thousands of lights on it. My guess is the earthquakes have put most of them out. It's very dull in here due to that. Very dim too. I see people flying around. Flying??? Hm...if they can fly, I should be able to manage. I jump, and begin to fly!!! Sweet. I see my friend Ian and he is flying too. I begin showing him some tricks. He tries to keep up but he's not as good as me. Soon, I leave to fly over to my friend Zaine. For some odd reason, he's making Super Saiyans out of paper...WTF??? I leave while I can. On my way, I see a girl...in a shower...with no privacy. Damn, this dream is enjoyable. I guess the army engineers never took the time to make the bathrooms private.

I see that a baseball game is being set up. I want to participate, but I really do have to get home now. So, I have the army take me home. It's evening now. The sky's that beautiful "The world's totally ending" color to it.
It's Halloween??? I see kids in costumes everywhere. Hmph, guess it is Halloween. Then, I see the hottest girl ever! Dayum! I go downstairs to see her, but the setting changes.

It's the next day. We're on our way home again. The army has reinforced tarps over the cracks to prevent sand explosions again. Suddenly, the sand does explode. The tarp blows. We grab onto it like a bunch of retards, instead of being hit back a few feet. The wind is keeping the tarp blowing upwards. We're holding on for dear life. If we let go, we'll be going down the one thousand foot cliff. I see the hot chick by me. She is only holding on with one hand, and she's barely holding on. I reach out. I grab her loose hand, risking my own safety, because I only am holding on by a hand. Suddenly, the sand stops blowing. We all come smashing down...however, only one of us actually got smashed. As I land, I pile-drive the girl by force. Oh s**t. She gets up, and man, she's f**king p**sed. She starts throwing out a line of insults an swears no one has ever said to me. She storms off. I then realize that we are at a line of small safe houses. I start to follow her, and I decide to go into the safe house she goes into. I then decide only a dumb-ass would do that. So, I go into the one next door.

As I enter, something seems weird. The place is almost the exact same way as the last one I was in. Dim lighting, people all over Hell, things to keep us busy. I start to get that butterfly in stomach feeling. Then, I suddenly become lucid without dream signs! Well, I guess I forgot I had to get the last three dragon balls. I'm a retard. So, I now decide to pay that girl a "friendly" visit. If you've ever read some other dreams of mine like this, you already know what a "friendly" visit is in my dictionary. I leave the safe house. I then proceed into the one next door. I spot the girl almost instantly. That b***h is gonna be one dead motherf**ker in a moment. I charge at her fists ready. Well, she spots me almost instantly. Damn it. She flees. I see her go into the emergency zone. The soldiers see what I'm up to, and begin to close the gate to the emergency room. If they close the door, it will be pointless. They have no idea what I can do.

They almost have the gate closed. I simply run into it head on. It flies back open. I hear a few screams. I guess that means some soldiers were behind the gate. Tards. I head back through the tunnel. Then, I spot an open side door. What a dumb-ass. Left me total proof she went out this way. So, I continue outside. All I see is a desert-like land. Then, I spot her running in some dead tall-grass. I sprint over and easily catch up to her. Then, I no-mercy b***h-punch her in the face. She falls down crying. I start to come in for a second punch, then I pause. I notice a very peculiar item in her pocket. I snatch it from her. What the hell??? It's a scouter. A green scouter from Dragon Ball Z!

I put it on. I click the button, and it goes to the channel Nickelodeon. Spongebob Squarepants is on. WHAT THE F**K??? Weird. Then, for some odd reason, Raditz from DBZ shows up!!!

For some reason, he has a red scouter, not the green one in the image. Odd. Before the dream gets any weirder, I awake.