INeverWakeUp's Super Dream Journal

I find myself at school(DS). I'm sitting by Red, and Sean. We're sitting at an unusual table set up, in a classroom(DS) we've never been in(dreams do that :rollseyes: ). We are all waiting for class to start. I oddly have a giant tin filled with Pokémon cards(odd). Red sees them. He then takes the tin and opens it. He looks in it, shaking his head pitifully.
"That's just sad." he says. He's really starting to piss me off now. I take the tin back and close it. I then hide it under my pencil pouch. Although, the pencil pouch isn't good cover though. As you can clearly see the Pokémon pictures on the sides of the tin.
"I'm trying to sell these so I can get money to fix my guitar." I say(Let the record show, my Epiphone Les Paul Junior does need a neck adjustment.). He shakes his head like he thinks I'm lying. Whatever. Be an asshole Red. So now, class is in session. The teacher assigns us partners(I have no damn clue who the teacher is...I've never had her). We now go sit down by our partner. I take my things and set them down at my new seat. Then, they just like magic, spill everywhere. Shitpaste! The tin now slides off the table and all the cards spill out. SHIIIIIT! Now, Aaron B. picks up the tin. He begins to laugh. Shit! Shit! Shit! "I'm just trying to sell the fucking ards because I need money. For God's sake! I don't even watch Pokémon! And I haven't collected cards for years. Yea, I play the games...but asstons of people do!" I say(not my exact words, but very close). Then, Brandon M. sets down five dollars.
"I'll take them." he says with a chuckle.
"Five dollars is NOT worth all of those." I reply. So, he takes his five bucks and goes away. Aaron starts to clean up the cards.
"This day just keeps getting fucking worse!" I say(those were my exact words that time).
Now, I just leave. There's conveniently a door in here that leads outside the school(DS). I get on my knees and start to cry. Why the hell is this happening to me?! I just ruined my life in under a minute. As if my life wasn't fucked up enough(I'm currently experiencing real life divorce, and my mother is a cheater)! Now, Lauren M.(DS) comes outside. Oh fuck! This really sucks now! I can't let her see me balling(Thank God this was a dream...but of course, I don't realize it...yet). See comes over to me. Go away! Please don't look at me like this! See pulls me up from my fetile position, and hugs me. I settle down. Why is she hugging me?! Does she feel bad for me? Wow. I feel lucky to have such a close friend. Now, she brings me to her home(I honestly don't know where she lives). The inside of her house oddly resembles the FCS classroom(DS).
"You should take a bath and relax yourself." she says. Okay. I go into the bathroom and start the water. I unclothe and sit down. At first the water is really cold. Shit! Cold water! My Jusenkyo curse! I now turn into a girl. Oh crap! Not here! I get out and reclothe. I see there's a window. I jumps out. Shit! I left the water running! Then, before I go back in, I hear knocking on the bathroom door. Shit!!!
"Hey! How's it goin' in there?" Lauren asks. "Um...hello?" Now, she opens the door. I run away from the house now. She screams, and it's really loud. I now run all the way to my old house. Phew! Safe(Odd, my house is probably miles from hers). I now go to the back yard. I see the back yard has been converted into a beach. There is currently a party happening. Hm. I'd like to go swimming. The water feels really good. Good thing I was already in girl form! This water is cold! Soon, the waves start pulling me further out. Shit! I resist and try to walk back to shore. These waves are fucking strong! Then, I get knocked over by a wave. Damn! I dig my hands into the sand underwater and pull myself in. I eventually reach shore. I walk over to a big basketball hoop that's set up. Behind it, is about a 6 by 6 pit that's about 45 feet deep. What the hell is that there for?! Now, a little kid, probably about 6, starts playing by it. Me and some other dude start bitching at him to get way from there. So, we now find a bunch of objects and place them around the pit. There, now he'll be safe. Now, I go inside to see what else has changed. Well, new furniture and arrangements, but oddly, all the rooms are in the right place. I go into what was originally my parents room. I sit down on a couch with some party-goers. I begin to think about the horrible events of today. School(DS), and Lauren(DS). Then, it hits me. What the hell?! This...is a dream! Ha ha! How convenient! I now smile. I head back outside. Everyone is talking about two NASA ships that are about to take off. And not to far away either. Cool! So, we now see two ships fly up into the air. I notice an oddity though. The two orange jets and the big white jet that are attached to them both aren't working! Now, both ships fall back. Oh son of a bitch! Now, we see two HUGE explosions. Oh fuck! Now, the explosions rage through the houses towards us! No dammit! No! Not now! I need to do the 300 TOTY! I need to fly! I get ready to jump, when the flames sweep over us. I awake. SHIT!