Special Chocolate...4/7/11(Early Morning)
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, 04-07-2011 at 12:11 PM (627 Views)
NOTE: I probably could've done a DEILD last night. But I was a fucktard and jolted up again when I awoke. I guess I need more practice.
Ah, sure is some kickass weather! I start off in a very warm place. I'm on a boat with three other dudes. We're sailing on a clear-blue lake. The drifty wind makes the warm air feel especially well. It's so nice to get outside and boat around. It was a clear day too. Seagulls up high, and not one damn cloud in sight(just wish it was really that nice where I live in waking life). Soon, our fun comes to an end. We go back harbor and park the boat. Damn, it was like paradise out there. So, at that point, I decide to go home. I get home, and I get an ice-cold glass of milk. As I drink it, my Dad walks in. He says he's going out, so draughts of trouble. I say okay. At that point, he leaves. So, now it's mine turn to go out. After I finish my milk, I leave. Soon, I reach an alleyway party. There are many people here. I see one girl, and she says that she has a special recipe for chocolate, and she made it. She holds out a big platter of the chocolates. I decide to have one myself. I take one off the platter. I eat it. Holy shit, that was good(I didn't actually taste it). In fact, it was so good I...POP! My eyes widen. Did I...? Everyone now points and laughs. I look down, and I see the Eiffel Tower sticking out of my pants. Oh fuck! That chocolate was so good, it gave me a boner! What the fuck?! I'm a bit embarrassed, and pissed off. I say angrily to guy, that he should try it. Laughing, he says okay. He takes a chocolate, and eats it. He's still giggling, when the smirk is wiped right off of his face. He now has a boner too! Awkward! At this point(LOL, point), I walk away. While walking away, I see the three guys who I was on the boat with earlier. The three of them are trudging around like retards. They're drunk! At that point, I awake.