INeverWakeUp's Super Dream Journal

So, I find myself in my apartment. Wow, second dream at my new apartment! I am upstairs in my room. I decide to come downstairs. I go out of my room, down the triangle stairs, to the normal stairs. It doesn't seem right. But what isn't right. A Green Day(DS) was playing. I couldn't recall which one though. Hm...dream sign. So, I plug my nose, and I am still breathing. I do it again. Yep. Now I look at my hands. Nothing. Then, like magic, my right hand starts growing extra fingers!!! What the hell??? This is a dream without a doubt. So I am now lucid.

I proceed back up to the first turn step on the stairs. I decide to go through the wall over into the next apartment. I put my hand to the wall. Nothing. Damn it. Okay, try again. Still nothing. Then, I remember my intent to believe. I stick my hand in the wall. I did it!!! I begin to crawl into the wall. I keep going, and it's getting dark. I worry I'll get stuck. Then, an opening. I land in the bathroom of the next apartment. There is a man in there brushing his teeth. Oh s***! He sees me. I summon a wand(cause I saw HP7 last night). Now what the hell was that spell??? It's the one where you tie summon up with imaginary ropes. Damn it! He pulls out a wand.
"Expelleramus!" I announce. The wand flies out of his hand and comes to me.
"Excemprum Sentrum!!!" I announce. The poor man begins bleeding all out the bathroom floor. Oops, I forgot that one internally cuts you in half...damn. Oh well, this is a dream anyway.

I now leave the bathroom. I see an old lady with a wand.
"Expelleramus!!!" I have her wand. Now I can be merciful. I can use the attack Expelleramus.
"Expelleramus!!!" Nothing. Aw screw it, my dream.
"Excemprum Sentrum!!!" She falls to the floor and begins to internally bleed as well. Damn, I'm f***ing evil.

I swiftly leave the apartment. I see I've wasted all the time, when I simply could have walked out my own damn door. I am in the parking lot. No cars...not even my own. Odd. So, I continue walking. I walk past our big green dumpster, and I'm at the little grass hill behind it. Damn it! Where the hell is Vegeta?! This is the only time I haven't had a DC I'm looking for come to...oh there he is! Here comes Vegeta wearing his blue undershirt.

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He walks up to me. I ask him how do I know it's really the real Vegeta(HP7 strategy). He says am I fake. Here, I'll prove it. He gets into a stance and fires a Galick Gun at me!!!

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I react quickly with a Kamehameha. And my blue beam is on a collision course with his purple beam.

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The two collide, and we both fly back. We both get up, and Vegeta gets his little smirk he always has.

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I know he's the real Vegeta. I explain to him I need his help in finding the seven dragon balls.

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I tell him they will be useful to me one day. He agrees to help me find them. He says he already has two himself. He holds them out, and I take them. I thank him. I say we should go now. He agrees. We both start to fly away by the apartment park. Damn, we're going like 2 MPH! I tell him to stop. I ask why we are going so slow. He says we wasted a lot of power with that battle. Damn it. We begin to fly, but he stops. I keep going. I wonder what he's doing. I stop and turn. He sees something that is even scaring him. Is it Cell? Majin Buu? I don't wanna find out. I close my eyes. Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Suddenly, I am awake.