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Confident me: Hey so did you lucid dream last night?

Doubtful me: No, but I did remember a dream I had.

Confident me: Hey, that's great! First step is key and I will be on you everyday you know!

Doubtful me: Huh, why?

Confident me: So you can have lucid dreams every night eventually sport.

Doubtful me: Sport, did you just call me sport, what the f***.

Confident me: Well you can't make a lemon without a lemon tree you know.

Doubtful me: What does that have to do with anything at all you wanker!

Confident: I don't know, but that's exactly what dreams are like, illogical and mixed together with different events in your life.

Doubtful me: Okay, but you are still ugly.

Confident me: Hey thanks! I love being called that!

Doubtful me: If somebody as worthless as you can lucid dream, it should be a snap for me!

Confident me: That's the spirit! Now get out there and make this happen tonight! You are the Mega Soarer of the Aniphillical region.