HorseLime

-Working out at velocity except i'm a trainer. There's one other trainer, and I think his name is Brandon. He asks me how I'm doing or something, and I say something really awkward. He's black, bald, got a baller goatee, red shirt, black shorts, baller nike shoes. There are a bunch of kids, particularly one fat kid who i'm trying to really motivate. There's also-one kid who's a little pudgy but the trainer says he has a lot of potential. The kids line up to do some sprints, but we're all suddenly underneath this boardwalk on a beach. (I also have some memory of actually walking out of the training facility). The potential kid starts droppin profanity like nobody's business, and I'm like you can't say those words at your age--that's just unseemly. He says nah man, I'm 10. I'm like :O

I eventually get into a car with some of the other trainers, one of whom is my old RA, Cro-Cro, and one of his friends, Dum-Dum. There's one other guy, but idk who he was. Dum-Dum is driving in the middle (there's three seats up in the front). I think it's a white car with brown seats. There's some sort of levers to Dum-Dum's right and left. I'm sitting in the back, but this is like a cop car and there's a srs partition between me and the drivers. I think they're taking me away for being too legit.

I'm out on campus at night, in the middle of the U of dorms. There's a shower there. I've forgotten my id, and I'm like oh no but I decide to shower anyways. I walk out there, and see my id, wallet, and keys in the grass. I'm like Lady Luck pullin through for me again son, glad I walked out here to take a shower. I then begin to shower. There's curtains on every side of the square shower, and it's difficult to close them. I'm hung like a moose tho, so I don't worry about it. I hop out of the shower, butt naked, and that's all I remember.

I'm with two other people, one is my little dream brother the other is old dream man, and we're trapped in purgatory which is this multilevel building. We have mad escaping chops tho, and we try to break out. We get to the last level, pedophilia. I walk to an exit but it turns out to be a children's bathroom and this little kid is in there brushin his teeth (black hair, white polo shirt, kahki shorts, black shoes, brown socks, toothbrush in right hand got his arm at like a right angle.) I turn around and see this guy on the stairs who sees the kid and his eyes get big. I realize he's a pedophile, so I grab him and throw him down 20 floors of stairs, and he splatters at the bottom. This leads to us getting captured. We have bed-cells with cages around them. I'm on the bottom bunk, my bro is on the top, and the old man is standing up. The jailor is reading some sort of propaganda about living in purgatory, and the old man picks up a book like "you all know what this stuff says!? This is denouncing what you're doing!" My little bro had hidden a cell phone with some rocks and seashells he had, so I'm glad the old man shouted this out to distract the guards while I told my bro to get with it son.

Fragments (not all from tonight, some I remembered while typing):

-Training basketball in a gym with pizza. There's one other guy. I start shooting.
-Getting milk? groceries? Walking outside next to someone. It's night. I walk through a building. There's some sort of professor I walk by. It's after school hours so idk why he's there.
-Fight toon link in giant jungle library. It's sunny and really pleasant. I've swung down from a vine to land on this platform with TL. It's floating on water.
-On the road thinking about life. I'm in a truck. End up at an elementary school. Sign in. Oh no, it's the place from portal. Get attacked by lasers. Luckily there's a force field.
-Exploring school. It's night time. In some sort of dark neighborhood. End up at a dead end. Turn around. There's a secret dorm on campus where the bus stop usually is. I'm going to live there, because no one knows about it. There's a nice bed and a kitchen.
-I'm in a library completely naked except for a blanket wrapped around my shoulders.
- I'm in the student union which is like an airport. I'm going up some escalators
-Driving around in a box car back at my old apartment in RG with my brother. I start walking. We end up at our apartment. There's a party going on, but I put my stuff in my room.
-In the back of a hallway doing something. I have a job? Something related to school. I'm waiting for a girl? I go to look for her.
-I'm in some sort of witch's marketplace, and I hide in a coffin.
-I'm in a japanese style house. it's filling with water. I jump across some stones to this girl in a dress. the house begins to tip and I grab onto some rocks.
-I'm in a hall filled with fire extinguishers going off. It's dark. There might be zombies. I go backwards. Open a door to a classroom. Grab a fire extinguisher?