HorseLime

-I am walking at sunset in this desertish area (looks like Arizona). It's third person and I see myself as Channing Tatum with a beard. I approach this shack with an old man, my partner, and sit down next to a fire. He offers me a beer and I accept. He asks (or somehow communicates to) me if we should get started and I indicate we should. We start walking off into the desert. We're bounty hunters, and I have the ability to detect our target, possibly by emitting a beeping noise off my belt. Suddenly the ground starts shaking. We're inside a large futuristic room (like an ff7 shinra room). The room is enormous. It's third person again and I see myself and my partner standing in the center of the room as two small specks. The floor gives out leaving a hole that completely engulfs us. I see dragon scales sliding past us on all sides and realize we're getting attacked by a dragon. I summon an earthquake (my character already had special abilities in being able to detect things so I guess this was just a logical jump) but the dragon simply expanded the hole so that the earthquake didn't affect him. We're falling down into this seemingly bottomless hole, and I realize I need to take control of the situation. I shout out to my partner "I'll handle this." I turn my body into fire and scream "AAAAHHH!!!" and fly upwards creating the largest explosion of fire I can manage. I'm still inside the hole (not sure what happened to my partner), and the dragon is so large I realize I'm gonna have to up my game. I create these geometric objects to attack the dragon (they're like straight lines with a single triangle per line). I fire them rapidly at the dragon but am only able to target a small section of his body. At this point I escape the hole by going into the third person and see Suzuha (Stein's gate) fade down from the ceiling, like a video game character enter a battle. I continue to fight the dragon through Suzuha, controlling her actions with my mind. I distinctly see a large computer setup near the dragon. I then summon firaga traps to surround the dragons body, using his enormity against him. He sets off many of the firaga traps, and I realize that I can just erase the dragon with my power. Suzuha lifts her right hand up near her left shoulder as I mentally target the dragons scales. I then think "Erase!" as she throws her hand to her right side. This erases a large portion of the dragon's body. She uses erase a few more times then activates a collect skill where all of the dragon's being gravitates to one small corner of the room. She then says "Erase" and I see a percentage on a computer screen go up to 100%. A door opens to the room as Suzuha disappears, and my partner and presumably the rest of my partner run into the room to congratulate me.

I'm then in a large grocery store and there are tons of people there to congratulate me. It seems these are all normal people, and they recognize that I have superhuman powers. I go around shaking hands as if its the end of a basketball game. At one point I'm shaking hands with Morgan Freeman who says "don't touch my beard." I say all right then touch his beard anyways as I'm heading off. I'm near a checkout and see Mr. Rogers. He gives me a handshake and as we embrace he tells me "When someone craps on your back you'll tell him there's a s**t stain." I take this as a huge compliment. I then see this creepy old lady (the hag!!) who has a dolley and on the end of it there are two baby statues. She tells me her two babies were stillborn, yet were able to survive in these statues thanks to me. She says it was a miracle. This brings me to tears, and I use my psychic abilities to make sure the statues don't fall over. I think she wants money. I give her something but am still suspicious of her. I continue walking then see her near a checkout and she's laughing with her partner. I realize she's tricked me and I become really angry. I feel as though my dream is destabilizing and I rush to another checkout to find something to write my dream down on. I find some pringles and begin frantically writing my dreams down on the individual pringles. I recall writing "Johnny Manziel" on one particular pringle (I think I did actually have a dream with him, but I've since forgotten it. I think the other dreams I wrote down on the pringles I did actually have as well).

-I'm in some sort of cluttered school room. Maybe a room from high school. My mentor (dream mentor) is talking to me and a couple others about how little space we have and we really need to keep track of our things. I tell him there's a hammer that wasn't in the room the other day, and someone may have come and taken some of our stuff. I'm not sure how he responds to this. I stand up, and look at a flying suit that my sister and I are working on with the help of another mentor. The mentor asks us how thick the suit needs to be, and I say well it needs to fit two people, but I don't want it to be too clunky. I then see an image of a man (Willy Wonka?) in a flying machine flying above the clouds. He doesn't have a copilot, and I'm like man I don't want to have to share my flight suit. I see an image of myself in the flight suit and looking through a magnifying glass (built into the suit) out at the clouds. I see another flight suit that some of our peers have worked on.

-I'm watching some sort of pbs documentary with my mom and sister. I take two cameras, one on each shoulder, and point them toward my family. They look at me, seeing that the documentary is now shaking in correspondence with the shaking of the cameras on mjy shoulders.

-At some point I'm in my house in the hood.

-I'm in a beautiful grassy garden. I'm standing on a circular stone. I have a piece of paper in my hand, and I believe it's from ponylemon. It's about lucid dreaming. I think about how important the piece of paper is, and how I can't forget about its message as I prepare for sleep. I stick it underneath the stone, slightly sticking out, so that I can see it yet it will be secure. I lay down on the stone to take a nap, keeping in mind that I need to maintain awareness.

-I'm in the living room of my house in the hood and my sister is in my mom's room. The room is completely empty, and I'm answering the Bone-A-Phone. I'm making all sorts of weird positions. My sister tells me to take the magnets out of my computer so I can thump the pump with my computer on my lap/will stop unwrapping the pepperoni alone. I'm shocked that she realized I was working my willy, but am reassured because I know in real life she doesn't know (this requires some critical thinking about the situation. I am so horrified that she saw me ticklin the pickle that I really have to think about if she really saw me).

-I'm in New York, and I'm exploring the city. It's a very quaint town. The sidewalk is icy and I'm able to skate on it in just my shoes. I'm skating all around the city. At one point, I stop by this snowy area in front of a school building and have sex with an asian girl. I hope no one noticed we were getting on, and I continue skating around the city. I see a few buildings behind a stack of slightly raised stones, and I jump over them and land, skating all the while. I use dry spots on the sidewalk to slow myself down when I need to. Houses are to my right, and I look out at a frozen lake where kids are playing. I realize this is a dead end, so I turn around. I continue skating around, and see a house to my left. There's stairs leading up inside, so I go inside (just my consciousness?)

I am now a child with his father. The room becomes blue and a minigame begins with food coming down a conveyor belt on the upwards (it's as if I'm looking at a video game screen) and a conveyor belt with pills is just below that. I move the character (the son) to open his mouth over both of the conveyor belts. I feel as though I'm racking up the points, because I'm getting all the pills and all the food. I realize that I have to keep the pills separate from the food and see the character falling over as if dying due to eating both the pills and the food. I try again, this time I believe I'm competing on my father's team against my mother and older brother (not my real ones, the ones in this house). We start cleaning up and eventually get to the point where I just maneuver the child's mouth over one of the conveyor belts, and everything just goes straight into his mouth. We win. I start playing the drums (we're apparently a musical family) and the rest of the family joins in. For some reason, the older brother gets upset and begins to leave. I try to think of some sort of lyric to explain the situation/deliver a srs burn.

-I'm in some sort of survivor game. We're in this dark, wooden shack all sitting at a wooden table. There's two girls who are apparently up for elimination (or most likely to be eliminated). The first votes are cast, and it's like 3-2 for one of the girls. Both girls walk out of the room, awaiting the final vote, but everyone gets some questions. I think I see two black guys with tattoos? on their face, and I am one of them. They are standing next to the door. I stand up from the table and walk toward the door. Apparently we're all eating lo mein. I try to find some forks, but only find two. I walk back to the table, and the other black guy has just finished delivering his question. I ask my question, beginning by saying something along the lines of "look. There are now only 2 forks left. We are getting to the end of this game." I then ask something about who is the greatest backstabber, apparently targeting the question toward this one white, gay man. He's appalled that I'm asking about this. But I say the game is coming to an end, and I'm concerned about my alliances. The two girls walk back into the room after the dude defended himself somewhat.

-(Dream from two nights ago) I'm in the hallway of a building near the ocean. I sit down at this abandoned table and chair. There's food on the table. It's leftovers from someone's meal. I find that there's still some edible food. Particularly, there's mayonnaise (possibly mustard as well). At one point I'm outside the building. It's nighttime. There's exercising equipment outside the building on a cliff. I think that it's not safe to use because someone might get me. I walk into the building, which has doors that slide open.

-I'm at my home in the hood (dream sign) with my mom and some other people. I'm about to participate in a go kart race with some of them, and my mom is hoping I'm the blue ranger. Unfortunately, one of the other people is the blue ranger and my mom is disappointed. We're wearing lacrosse helmets. My mom takes out an inflatable hammer and starts smashing mulberries in a very anime-esque fashion (like she jumps up in the air and swings the giant hammer down). I definitely have a memory of a looping something, either a track or the design of the karts.

-I'm with my work buddy (i've been wondering why he hasn't been in my dreams even though I see him all the time), and we're going to this school. I have a mohawk, which at one point I am trimming with my razor. I look in the reflection of the window on a bus, and I see myself. I look really feminine, and I'm shocked, thinking "dang I really could be mistaken for a girl". I'm not sure if my arms are skinny I think they are. I'm wearing some sort of loose tank top. I think it's mainly my eyes and facial structure that look feminine. My mohawk is baller tho and I'm trimmin some hairs that are comin out the middle (and falling down in a feminine way). I think this is odd, because my partner's gay and I'd expect him to be more feminine than me. I might also have a skeleton/skull tattoo. (At one point we're together walking through a crowd looking for a teacher). I wonder if my second grade teacher will be scared of me when she sees me. I step into the bus after my partner, Pickles. I step past the bus driver (Pickles is sitting in the front seat I think on my right). I tell Pickles that I'm leaving to go back to the school and ask him if today's his last day (if he's ever gonna be coming back to the school). He says something like he's not leaving yet, but this will be his last chance to visit the school. He gets out of the bus with me. We enter the school and have to go through security (like there is in the gym here). It's supposedly after visiting hours but a plump black lady past security swipes her after hours card and says it's ok for us to come in. (Pickles had first tried to go through security but failed). He now swipes his id on his left and goes through. I swipe mine right afterwards and go through as well. There's a little checkin/checkout black leather wallet type thing (like in the engineering lab), and Pickles puts his id in and signs ins. I follow behind him, put my id in, but don't sign in. We begin to go down an escalator.

-I'm walking in the grass to go to a restaurant (or a basketball event?). I see my wallet lying in the grass. I pick it up and realize how lucky I am to have come across it after apparently dropping it the previous day. I put it in my right pocket and continue walking on the grass. There's some sidewalk on the grass, so I start walking on that. It takes me to a locker that's in the side of this rocky cliff face. There's some pencils there on the ground. I think that they may belong to whoever owns this locker, but since they're just lying on the ground it would be morally all right for me to just take them. I pick up 3-5 pencils. Maybe not immediately after but soon after I'm putting things in my backpack. I'm having difficulty fitting everything in. I actually put my gym bag, which is larger than my backpack, into my backpack. Once I'm satisfied everything fits appropriately, I continue walking on the grass toward my destination.

-I'm at Fire in the Rain cafe. I'm waiting in their lobby. It's dark. I've apparently brought too white tables with me as well as a roll, which I begin eating. Ahead of me and to my right I can see a receptionist. A black lady helps me fit blankets on a bed (which the tables have now become), but she is eventually replaced by my mom. She's on the side near the receptionist and fits one corner of the sheet around the bed, and I fit the ones on my side. She makes a comment about the sheet already ripping, and I think about how I don't care if its ripped or not. I then see her and my dad sitting next to a bed. With a window behind them. There's light shining through the window as well as some see throughish white curtains.

-I'm with another person outside at this car lot. There's some sort of elevator coming out of the ground. There's also an ox that my friend is trying to anger or at least get its attention. It's not an ordinary ox though. I think it looks a little crazy. It eventually moves near the elevator, which I am also near. I ready myself for fighting it.

-I'm a sniper with a team of CIA agents (I didn't write this one down in my dj but I'm just now remembering it. Of all the dreams to not write down...), and we're trying to take down this group of bad guys in a building. I'm on top of a building across from it, and I see a woman? I begin firing. At one point I move down to the ground.

-My old roomie, Mr. Potato Head is singing a song about my sister. I tell him he needs to shutup and get pretty angry at him. I may shout some profanity.

-I'm in a car with my brother driving. We're in traffic and he's going really fast. I think my sister may be around because I have the feeling she's gonna get mad at him for driving so recklessly. I think there's a timelimit for when we have to arrive wherever we're going so that's why he's driving fast. He's pretty skilled and we eventually arrive somewhere. My mom is inside and my brother and I have to choose an appropriate screw from a wide assortment. I think I leave afterwards because I have to get to an exam?

-(unintelligible writing in my dj) "Someone's birthday restaurant c'mon"

Fragments (mostly from previous nights):
-I'm outside in a flowery garden. There's a white fence. There's an old shack. I believe my violin teacher is within. I go in and may talk to some people. I'm walking out at some point.
-Working out in this gym. Really futuristic looking. Leave and come back. There's a poster on the ground that I pick up.
-It's night time in a deserted seaside town. I'm walking around. I think relatives are visiting soon.
-It's raining and I'm exploring some sewers. I may be running from someone.
-I'm swimming in this tank with a shark. Eventually we become friends and we swim around the tank together.
-I'm with my mom at Ikea? (last night)

-My first dream I can't recall had my sister in it. Either in reality or in the dream I thought "man she's in aaaaaaaall of my dreams. That's crazy!"

Second dream:
I'm doing some stuff I can't currently remember. Walking somewhere. I think I'm in some sort of school. I talk to The Cup about classes and look at my notebook, then his. I sit down. (There's something with a car). My current roomie sits next to me. The Cup I believe is to my right and the roomie to my left. He says something to me? Then says something to my other roomie across the room in a different language. The professor is a woman who claims she has photographic memory. She walks in between the desks and nearby me. I think about how long she's able to remember any given image or sequence of events, but don't ask her. I recall reading someone who said they forget after 2 weeks. I'm worried about her memory, because this means she'll remember if I'm ever goofin off in class. She has curly red hair and freckles, but she's bald on the top of her head. I'm thinking of having sex with her. Eventually, she asks if anyone has some sort of paper. The Cup has it, but I don't think I do? I take out some sort of graph paper which will apparently do the trick. The Cup was the only person who said he had it, and she asks the class if really only one person had the paper, implying more people had it but didn't say anything.

-I'm with dad and I think I'm driving in the rain. I see another car pulled over and ask them if they need a jump. They say they do (I think this is a woman). My dad and I get out and open up some part of their car. We look inside, and it's like we're looking inside a closet. I have a multimeter and my Dad has something. I see the battery holders and I think we're rearranging the batteries, which are just AA. I'm confused about how I should put the leads of the multimeter, and my dad tells me where to put black and red. I go ah that makes sense and put the leads where he directs. I'm embarrassed that I didn't know what to do. Later, I'm walking up some stairs in the back of some building. I think I look at a picture on the wall and somehow remark that the person affiliated with the picture is admirable.

I had a dream with PonyLemon in it, but that's all I remember from last night.

-Sister is in an SUV. I jump across the street after a couple cars pass me. I land by the SUV pretending i'm a chupacabra. My sister is saying I'm annoying or something while we're in a kitchen. It's night. My mom is there. I'm eating chicken on a stick. I believe I have the intention to eat all of it. I go across the street again to chow down.

-My phys prof, Doo-Doo McPooster, is talking to me about doing physics research. I'm pretty skeptical about listening to him, because McPooster and I have history. He says something to me, and I say let's just call it even after what I did to you last summer (I'm standing near a shopping cart). He's not impressed and tells me again about taking a research class. I think about my schedule as i walk away and am like dawg how am I gonna fit this in? I go up to someone on a computer and they say the class is 13 credits.

I'm in this building. i think it's some sort of bath house. A woman hands me a credit card and I'm signing my name on it. There's something eerie about the house. (Man there's so much more to this dream but I can't remember). I think I'm with some other people and we're trying to avoid some bad people in the house. There's something with a large bed. I feel like there's some sort of doppelganger family in the house, and that is who my group is trying to avoid.

I'm in this car as part of a rebellion in a city. Morgan Freeman is the leader trying to execute the assault. I'm "fighting" this other person. I have a knife at some point. I'm lying down on my side. I pick up a gun shoot and shoot it off to the side to test if it works, which it does. It fires powerfully but fast. I'm gonna shoot the guy across from me on the ground, but we're kinda laughing, like we're just playin around. I say don't shoot me in the head. I reveal the body armor I'm wearing. I say i'm gonna get srs and i take off my two shirts (i have a white shirt over my lake placid shirt maybe vice versa) with body armor underneath. I believe he also has body armor on. Someone comes by who we actually want to attack later?

I'm with my sister. We start out outside this village hut type building and we walk over snowy grass to another building. Our dog is running around. It looks like a great pyrenees. It's white. It's running around me in circles. My sister says come! repeatedly. I can see the dog getting more and more responsive. I say this is good because teaching it the basic commands is the first step to teaching it attacks like maul and assassinate. I know this because I slightly visualize a skill tree (like from borderlands) and can visualize the dog moving on his own after we give it a command. I know it'll make a good assassin. I walk inside the building. It's long and has many windows. Once inside, I see a bunch of plush, beige couches. Volleyball girl is sitting on a couch to the right of her father. I'm under the impression they're not really people but NPCs. I sit down to the left of her father and listen to what he has to say.

The spurs are playing against the thunder. KD steps up to the free throw line, but is shooting a ft for the spurs. He makes it and the spurs get one point on the scoreboard. He looks up in confusion at it and points, not realizing the spurs would get the basket. I think it won't matter unless they lose by 1. But chris paul and the clippers are also playing. The thunder keep coming down and putting up 3s (as if in a video game). I see chris paul's face saying the clippers are have shooters at every position. Time is really running down. The three misses and goes out of bounds. Manu Ginobli then inbounds to Tim Duncan (my perspective is from MG) and just lets the ball bounce in slowly. Duncan says for Manu to pick it up, but he responds he can't be the first person to touch it. I imagine him going for the ball and dribbling past two defenders. He ends up with the ball just inbounds and heaves it up the court at the basket as time expires. It just barely bounces out. The score reveals OKC only lost by 1 to SA. KD collapses on the floor because he knows what he's done.

1. Mulan's chillin like a villain

Mulan and Li Shang are trying to scale this wall. I believe they're on a balcony that's all bluish. They're trying to scale this wall that has ropes attached to it. I think they're getting attacked by the Huns. Mulan leaps from the balcony and is running perpendicularly along the wall and ignoring gravity. She reaches a rope and says don't look down. Li does the same on his rope, and they escape the Huns. (my dj here says go through something I think I could've shipped the whole suspensv) I believe Li turns into an Indian and I see a medallion of Mulan and a medallion of an Indian emerge from a building. I walk by this bluish grey clay building with ants on the ground. I'm swatting away red bugs, but one hits my hand and I feel the sting.

2. The Man in the Purple Dress

I'm exploring this tall building that's pretty similar to one of the buildings on campus. It's very tall. I believe I'm infiltrating it looking for water. I see a vending machine and it has some of those big Deer Park water bottles in it. I think I'm also riding around on a skateboard. At the top of the building, I sit down for my piano lesson. There's an Asian dude sitting on the bench to my right and The Man in the Purple Dress over my left shoulder with some sort of musical device in his hand. Further to my right, there's another asian sitting at another black grand piano, and he looks pretty mad. The dude immediately to my right says don't worry, we have every right to be here. The Man in the Purple Dress then tells me that I can play a full scale or something with my five fingers, and I"m like ooooh I understand (after messing around a bit prior). I then start playing some stuff starting at the far left end of the piano with my right hand.

1. Back in high school

I was walking in a hallway in my first high school. It was undergoing construction, and I had to navigate around the debris on the floor. I turned the corner and saw my old chemistry teacher, MISTER G!!!! He said hi, and I said how ya doin. After walking past him, I turned into this giant drug den-type area. It had a really high ceiling, and brightly colored furniture and rug that were at least yellow and red. I got the impression that there were people having sex behind some boxes, but I had to find a toilet so I walked in. I found one near the back, and it had a fluffy pink covering on the lid. I asked if I could use it, and a voice behind the boxes got angry. The voice belonged to Hilary Duff, who emerged from behind the large wall of boxes. She was definitely purple and was really mad at me for wanting to use the toilet. She started chasing me, and I ran away super fast. I turned a corner, and an Indian woman was now chasing me very slowly. I thought this was hilarious and was like you're gonna have to run faster than that to get me. She started speeding up, but I left her in the dust

2. Chillin in an apartment

I was in an apartment that was a mix between where I'm living now, and my old home back in the hood. I was sitting behind a desk. Dimly lit. To my right and left were both rooms. The right room was empty, but A and a girl were chillin in the left room. I decided this would be a pretty good time to answer the bone-a-phone and proceeded to get to it. After bludgeoning the beefsteak, my roommates walked in. Later, I was talking to my mom.

3. Chillin with the ppl
I think I'm with PL and the Man of Mizetery, and they're filling out forms or something. There asking me why I'm not, and I say I'm not gonna learn this twice; I'm just gonna read it once. (There's definitely more to this one. Maybe something with magic the gathering cards and...maybe it's actually in a hotel?)

4. Chillin with the ppl again
I'm back in another apartment chillin with PL and the Man of Mizetery again. PL is talking about medications. Arthur tells him that he thought PL was a junkie. They laugh. I'm later cooking with PL in another room and there's quite a large pot in front of us. I'm pretty intimidated, because I don't know how to cook and PL likes to eat rice with salt and pepper. I look over at this other guy, who's wearing a chef's outfit (looks pretty similar to red shoe zeff), and he's cooking some green stuff that looks like broccoli or something. I ask PL if he really knows how to cook. I'm later outside. I think it's during sunset, and I'm standing on this cliff. There's a pretty trill breeze. I check my email (on a phone), and I say an email from Labooza zabuza that was meant for another HorseLime but spelled differently. The email says your dad is handsome, and there's a picture of a bald guy.

5. Flyin in the sky like a mofo
I'm exploring up on this brick red cliff. I happen upon a plateau, and there are feathers lying around. I'm pretty sure I'm toon Link. Particularly one golden/rainbow feather. This super quick flying thing starts darting around me in the sky, and I realize I best stop playin around. I grab the feather, which is hovering on a raised up rock, and the thing swoops down and grabs me. The flying thing is the bird dude from skyward sword, and I'm pretty nervous when I look down and see a bunch of clouds. My sister is flying on a bird next to me, and she's like why you playing video games right now. I look down and see I am indeed holding a 3DS that has the seen of me flying on a bird displayed on the screen. This makes me pretty dizzy and more scared about falling.

6. Franky is a bamf
I'm in yet another apartment looking around for some money. (This might be the same one from 3) I realize there's no money in any of the cans in the cupboards, and the poor family living there somehow communicates to me that Franky has used the money for upgrades. I then see Franky, from before the timeskip, standing on ocean waves. There's mist around him and as it unveils, I can see he has this super cool dark look going on, which is apparently related to the money. He has two huge holes in his chest (again part of the upgrades). One of the holes is filled with this golden object, and it's making him super strong (I'm under the impression he could add another object in the second hole and increase his power level yet again). There are two warships near him partially hidden by the mist, and he's about to destroy them with a huge blast.

7. Playin basketball with a dude from my past
I'm on this basketball court near the entrance. I see to my left our team's bench with coach dum-dum prominently standing there. I shift my focus to the court and see Antman on the court. He's hustling on defense (which is on the side of the court near me), but when he gets the ball on offense he goes for a no look pass, which is off target, then strikes a pose, again without looking to see where the ball went. DD takes him out, and Antman goes off the court, walking past me, and to the locker room down the hall. I go follow him to be like yo that pose was dope. I enter the locker room (to make sure he's all right as my physical dream journal reads) and walk by two fat white dudes, who complain their knees are moderately aching (I believe this is related to my thoughts on approximate knowledge earlier in the day). I don't know what happens next, but at some point Antman exits as another person (Mohingle? Omar?), and I think man I hope I can pronounce his name. Eventually, the real Antman emerges with a bunch of black girls behind him. At least one has curly hair.

Fragments:
-I walked into this zen garden type area and tried fixing a chair.(tonight)
-At a grocery store playin with some nerf guns. Later tried to avoid the ppl working there. Left and jumped up on the sidewalk. In an ice cream truck or something looking for snacks. Grabbed some beef jerky(past)
-In an area with tons of tubes with different color fluids flowing through them. I have a birds eye view of it. I'm under the impression it's some sort of electronics. I think I start chillin in one of the tubes and get pushed around in it (past)
-PL says something is 15 minutes more than he wanted. (tonight)
-Skateboarding? in this circular area with a tent in the middle. I get inside the tent and it has some sick ramps and stuff. (past)
-I'm shuffling playing cards and am worried about the cards bending. I see they're bending at the corners and wonder if I should shuffle them different. (tonight)
-I'm going up an escalator in an airport. I think there are people going to the beach behind me. There's definitely at least one hot asian woman, but I'm under the impression there's multiple sexy women of multiple ethnicities. I'm not wearing a shirt, and I see a guy in front of me who's also shirtless and he's pretty flabby. Seeing this guy's flabs makes me wonder how I look. (tonight)
-In a torn down apartment. Exploring the area outside the apartments outside. (past)
-In this super upscale hotel. Walk by a girl? after coming up an elevator. Steal a fork. Later downstairs. Golden staircase to right with some vegetation. Waterfall. Some tables ahead of me. Brochure about skiing? (past)

I'm in my summer apartment, except I'm on A's side and Mike is on the other side. The room is dully lit, like my lamp is on. I believe we are both trying to go to sleep, but there is constant chirping from some birds that have taken up residence in our apartment. I look up from my bed, and see we have a birdhouse attached to the ceiling, and a bluejay is working constantly to bring food into it for its babies. I think about leaving some bread out for them, but I look up on my dresser, which extends up near the birdhouse, and see that I've already left some. The parent continues bringing food to the young ones, until three other birds come over and corner him. I realize these are nest stealing birds, and they are in fact going to kill the bluejay and eat its young. This is deeply disturbing to me, and I try to chase them away. My mom appears as well to help me. One bird is sitting on a rocking chair, and I throw things lying around me at it, but it doesn't budge. Eventually, my mom hits it with something, and it scurries away. I'm not sure if we saved the blue jay or not.

Afterwards, I go over to Mike's side of the room, talking to him about my stuffed animals. While he's asking me what names I've given them (I mention the panda is named Honest Abe), I look out the window. It is very dark outside, and I think about someone walking up to the window and breaking in. I close the blinds successfully on all the windows surrounding his bed and begin to hang up my stuffed animals, like he's also doing. I try to put them in perverted positions, but settle with putting the panda up on the wall (hung up like my towels are in my room) and putting one of the other stuffed animals in this kangaroo pouch that also has a plastic jack-o-lantern inside. (I feel there's more to the dream here, but I don't remember)

In a separate dream, my sister has almost 1000 youtube subscribers on her new fitness channel (I think the number is somewhere in the high 800s or mid 900s). I see at least 3 naked women exercising, doing some sort of yoga. One woman's face is blurred out. It seems a woman is trying to convince the others of something, blaming another woman for something, but the women turn on her. Multiple women were rubbing their u-know-what at the beginning. My sister is now some sort of fitness addict, and while I'm lying on the ground, propped up on a cushion, she turns to me and says my elbows are too sharp and I need to start lifting. I ask her if she means I need to work on my forearms. She's like yeah dude. I look at my mom, like I ain't gon lift.

I now see a brilliant castle--it's like a huge lego castle. It shoots out fireworks from cannons mounted on it. I see a youtube video and hear someone say skip to the end, because that's the relevant part about building the castle. I'm watching it to help me build something. I'm walking in one of the chambers in the castle, and hear popular celebrities like Morgan Freeman have endorsed it. I ask my mom about getting it for me.

I am with PL near some stairs to a temple. The sun is setting and everything has a yellowish tinge. He is near some stairs himself that have holes in the sides. He cups his hands around the holes, as if he's playing the harmonica (PL was playing harmonica earlier that day), and beautiful musical notes begin to play. He does this around several holes, and it makes me remember how much I want to improve my musical abilities. I try to create the notes myself by imitating his technique and am able to do so successfully. There's a guard nearby, and he's impressed with our abilities. PL then begins to sew up a sleeping princess zelda from her belly up through her chest. I ask him if he's sure about what he's doing, and he assures me its fine, though I still have my worries. After zelda is sewn up we begin walking together through some rocky plains. He tells me that we should walk through some clay because it's hydrophobic (earlier that day PL had talked to me about hydrophobic substances) (I then see some clay dropping into a clear glass of water, clearly seeing individual clumps of clay floating in the water). He says it would be awesome if we could walk through some clay, because we could look back at our tracks and tell if we were dreaming or not. I respond that that's a good idea, but we can just walk through some dirt and get the same effect. He says something along the lines of truuuuuuuuuuuuuu, and we proceed to walk through some dirt.

Later, I'm watching Bleach with my sister, or at least have the impression that I am. (This whole sequence is first person from Orihime's POV) Orihime is with some of the other characters, when suddenly she is in this other dimension (it's like a really blue region with white lines flying past, like the animation for extremespeed in FR). She tries to disappear (which is something I was thinking about earlier that day for my PAO), but this blue guy appears who blends in with the environment. She's scared. Apparently, this guy's a time traveler. I'm unsure about what his intentions are. Idk if he's a bad guy or what. She asks him to take her back to 2:30 am, which he does. She's suddenly in her bed and looks up at her digital clock (green), that indicates the time is 2:30 (ish, sometime rlly rlly early in the day). She gets up. The room is dark, but clearly has brown wooden floors and walls. Orihime asked to be brought back to this time, so she could warn her friends. I ask my sister (without seeing either of us) why Orihime was scared when she has abilities, but I don't remember what my sister says.

In a separate dream...

I'm in this really big building, like the CC building. I'm watching basketball from a 2nd floor looking down at the court. I'm definitely with my Uncle E, and I think my mom as well as some other relatives. I particularly notice everyone sitting really close to the edge, especially uncle E, and I'm like man you guys gon fall off. I'm under the impression E wants to talk to me about TL's (something my mom had talked to me about irl a couple days ago), but I don't really have anything to tell him about this. I get up and walk around. Outside, I'm explaining that I don't like people sitting courtside who aren't really fans, and my mom says I'm a racist. I respond something like nah I'm not a racist, or look at the behavior of these ppl yourself. I'm pretty sure I'm outside at this point and there may be more I've forgotten.

FRAGMENTS (not from tonight):

-Broken down on the side of the road
-Infiltrating a mall, going by this stand at the front, walk by chinese restaurants in the mall
-Playing basketball at the old community center near RC drainin shots like nobody's business
-Walking through a foresty marsh (maybe running?) there's a big bridge at some point. Later I'm getting food from a restaurant with some other ppl. I think it's Jimmy Johns
-I'm inside this facility that has dirt floors and really shoddy built up buildings inside (idk how to describe it). I'm with one other person and we get all the way through. At the end we have to escape the way we came. I get the feeling there's some ppl we have to avoid.

I was drawing stick figures in a notebook. I'm not sure what the first one was. The second one was a stick figure on a bike. I started drawing an intricate nerf gun. I talked to someone about Indians being able to draw well. Shia Lebouf was cheating on a test by copying someone else's stick figures. I saw one of the drawings say something like the stick figures have gone to another drawing. Later, Dr. M was teaching me and V about electronics, part of a program to crossover P with E. I saw him taking out a huge servo motor. I did a test where something was spiraling inwards. We asked him if he invented ellipses, and he said no one of his colleagues did.

-Working out at velocity except i'm a trainer. There's one other trainer, and I think his name is Brandon. He asks me how I'm doing or something, and I say something really awkward. He's black, bald, got a baller goatee, red shirt, black shorts, baller nike shoes. There are a bunch of kids, particularly one fat kid who i'm trying to really motivate. There's also-one kid who's a little pudgy but the trainer says he has a lot of potential. The kids line up to do some sprints, but we're all suddenly underneath this boardwalk on a beach. (I also have some memory of actually walking out of the training facility). The potential kid starts droppin profanity like nobody's business, and I'm like you can't say those words at your age--that's just unseemly. He says nah man, I'm 10. I'm like :O

I eventually get into a car with some of the other trainers, one of whom is my old RA, Cro-Cro, and one of his friends, Dum-Dum. There's one other guy, but idk who he was. Dum-Dum is driving in the middle (there's three seats up in the front). I think it's a white car with brown seats. There's some sort of levers to Dum-Dum's right and left. I'm sitting in the back, but this is like a cop car and there's a srs partition between me and the drivers. I think they're taking me away for being too legit.

I'm out on campus at night, in the middle of the U of dorms. There's a shower there. I've forgotten my id, and I'm like oh no but I decide to shower anyways. I walk out there, and see my id, wallet, and keys in the grass. I'm like Lady Luck pullin through for me again son, glad I walked out here to take a shower. I then begin to shower. There's curtains on every side of the square shower, and it's difficult to close them. I'm hung like a moose tho, so I don't worry about it. I hop out of the shower, butt naked, and that's all I remember.

I'm with two other people, one is my little dream brother the other is old dream man, and we're trapped in purgatory which is this multilevel building. We have mad escaping chops tho, and we try to break out. We get to the last level, pedophilia. I walk to an exit but it turns out to be a children's bathroom and this little kid is in there brushin his teeth (black hair, white polo shirt, kahki shorts, black shoes, brown socks, toothbrush in right hand got his arm at like a right angle.) I turn around and see this guy on the stairs who sees the kid and his eyes get big. I realize he's a pedophile, so I grab him and throw him down 20 floors of stairs, and he splatters at the bottom. This leads to us getting captured. We have bed-cells with cages around them. I'm on the bottom bunk, my bro is on the top, and the old man is standing up. The jailor is reading some sort of propaganda about living in purgatory, and the old man picks up a book like "you all know what this stuff says!? This is denouncing what you're doing!" My little bro had hidden a cell phone with some rocks and seashells he had, so I'm glad the old man shouted this out to distract the guards while I told my bro to get with it son.

Fragments (not all from tonight, some I remembered while typing):

-Training basketball in a gym with pizza. There's one other guy. I start shooting.
-Getting milk? groceries? Walking outside next to someone. It's night. I walk through a building. There's some sort of professor I walk by. It's after school hours so idk why he's there.
-Fight toon link in giant jungle library. It's sunny and really pleasant. I've swung down from a vine to land on this platform with TL. It's floating on water.
-On the road thinking about life. I'm in a truck. End up at an elementary school. Sign in. Oh no, it's the place from portal. Get attacked by lasers. Luckily there's a force field.
-Exploring school. It's night time. In some sort of dark neighborhood. End up at a dead end. Turn around. There's a secret dorm on campus where the bus stop usually is. I'm going to live there, because no one knows about it. There's a nice bed and a kitchen.
-I'm in a library completely naked except for a blanket wrapped around my shoulders.
- I'm in the student union which is like an airport. I'm going up some escalators
-Driving around in a box car back at my old apartment in RG with my brother. I start walking. We end up at our apartment. There's a party going on, but I put my stuff in my room.
-In the back of a hallway doing something. I have a job? Something related to school. I'm waiting for a girl? I go to look for her.
-I'm in some sort of witch's marketplace, and I hide in a coffin.
-I'm in a japanese style house. it's filling with water. I jump across some stones to this girl in a dress. the house begins to tip and I grab onto some rocks.
-I'm in a hall filled with fire extinguishers going off. It's dark. There might be zombies. I go backwards. Open a door to a classroom. Grab a fire extinguisher?

I'm in a parking lot, and my mom's talking to me about losing weight or curing herself of a disease, saying it's hard work. Google hasn't helped anyone, but they have reserved parking spots in their parking lots. Later, I'm discussing with my mom about why no bathroom is being used in my room back in Raleigh (we're in some sort of Japanese-style house), and I don't remember what she says (something about uncleanliness). I'm looking into fixing the bathroom? as well as other bathrooms? At the end, I'm talking to Jimmy Fallon about the issue I mentioned in the first line, and when I find something online he leans in to see what it is. Talking to my old roomie, mike, about something. I think he's talking about what he wants to do for a living? It may be related to music. Then there's something with an empty jug of milk. Kanye West lost in the world song (which was a spin-off of the mumford and sons song (only in the dream not irl)).