Golden Tales From The Dream World

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Semi-Lucid

Well this is weird one.
This is an example of one of those times dream me really should've known better.
Not enough to get lucid really, but I mean come on, this was just ridiculous.
I find it kind of funny that even the DCs weren't stupid enough to go along with it.

February 11th 2013

I'm in the lobby of a hospital, though it doesn't look like most.
It's large, empty, and the floors are granite tiles, kind of weird.
I walk up to the front of the desk.

"Ahem, excuse me." I call to them.

I'm a bit nervous, I feel like it's kind of embarrassing to admit I got pregnant.

"Yeah, what is it?"

"Um , I'm pregnant?"

The woman just looks at me.

"Are you Sean?"

"Ye-, well, I'm like Sean I guess, I'm pregnant."

"Okay why are you really here?"

"I just told you."

"Look if you insist on waisting my time just have a seat."

"No! Look!"

I lift up my shirt and reveal a bloated stomach.
It's actually deflated a bit since she told me that I couldn't get pregnant.
Inside you can clearly see something moving around inside.
This seems to grab her attention.

"You know, men can't get pregnant."

Oh shit, that's a good fucking point. Men CAN'T get pregnant.
Wait, so then what the fuck is this?!?!

"Um, so what is it? Like, a sea urchin?"

The two secretaries exchange confused looks baffled at my hypothesis.

"Um, yeah... Could be a sea urchin..."

I'm wondering if they can just give me an x-ray and be done with it.
However, I'm so embarrassed by the situation I just keep my mouth shut.

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So I'm just kind of hanging out with this guy (no WL counterpart).
Eventually we start comparing the kinds of marijuana we have.
We get into a short conversation about cannabis in general.
We decide to try some of our stash.
I take out a small "marijuana seed" from my dime bag and ingest it.
Then, well, I got really high.

It was nothing like I've ever experienced before, but loosely based on the general feeling.
Can't really remember anything other than that.
Well, I remember looking at my arm and seeing a small blue dragon tattoo on it whilst tripping out, but that's it.
Just thought it was one of those interesting experiences I'd share.