Dthoughts

There was a bee. And there was something about this bee that made me fall madly in love with her. The bee was in a sort of castle. The interior had chairs arranged like a church. She spun herself into a cocoon.
I was so obsessed with her that I was telling someone how great she was. I brought a woman with me to the church and showed her the bee sleeping in her cocoon. I said: "Look. Isn't she perfect?"
At some point i was in a cocoon some feet away from her. I think i had a hamburger inside my cocoon. Out of the bee's cocoon flew a wasp, she was her spawn or something. Eventually me and the bee where reunited and we moved away from the castle. Onto a bridge over a river. The bee turned into an action figure. It was a masculine action figure, with silvery metallic colours. She carried me with one arm and used her other arm to crawl across the bridge. I was feeling very happy. In the meanwhile her wasp was flying around us.

Then this woman from earlier came running out of the castle and yelled: "You forgot ur hamburgerrr!" . And she threw it to me. I catched it and said thank you. Then i telepathically told her "Ur sweet, i love you." I was moving on my own two feet now and i heared her yell again, she said: "I love you too!" . I was suprised to get a respond. I got excited and yelled: "That's right! I LOVEE YOOUUU" and kept walking.

Later in the same dream I was in an unfamiliair neighbourhood walking 3 dogs. We have only 2 dogs. But in my dreams there's always a third dog. I wasn't carrying leashes and there where loads of people walking there dogs. So there's a bit of a chaos with my dogs harassing all the others. They started running down the street and frustrated I was swearing at the dogs. This man that did have his dogs on leashes was swearing too. As if in perfect synchronisity we yelled the exact same thing. It was pretty weird. He looked at me with a face like, What the fuck?
Eventually my dogs walked themselves back home. Then i woke up.

I woke up with a buzzing sound and a sensation at the top of my head. In my closed eyed vision was patterns of different colours. Quite faintly but i did. There where little white stripes coming in and out of focus. Like a damaged tv set or something. I refrained from writing this dream down to see what might happen if i kept focusing on the sound and colours. Eventually i did write it down. I checked the clock and i slept for less than 2 hours. Quite a lot of content for only 2 hours of sleeping. I went back to bed and the colours where still there, so was the sound. The colour turned into "white noise" type of visual. I slipped into unconsciousness. If you got this far I advice you to stop reading any further if you are underaged and prudish. I post if cus it's funny

I dreamed of meeting a woman somewhere on the street. She was a white blonde/brunette. She had nice curly lips and beautiful eyes. Her body wasn't bad either. She looked mid-twinties of age, about 5 years older than i am. I flirted with her and she liked it. We went to her bedroom and we cuddled a little on her bed. I went to finger her a little. I gently played with her cunt but she kept telling me i'm not doing a good job.. She said not to touch the "long part" or something. I was like okay, and i went over to her clit. It felt like i was touching a little thin toothpick of sorts. Not quite natural. . Then she said with an annoyed voice: "Noo. ur still doing it wrong". Goddamnit. Okay, and i went down to lick her instead. But she didn't like that either. Then she said, go sit on that table. She was making ready to give me a BJ but then i started to slowly wake up.. I don't know why I always wake up in these dreams when things are just about to get good for me but it always happens.

I got back to sleep and i was hiding inside a small building with no windows, only a door with a window. A man was shooting out of the door's window. He got killed tho and I picked up his gun and replaced him. I was holding a Battlefield3 style machine-gun and placed a bipod thingy on the door and shot everyone that seemed to be rushing toward our way. There was a lot of pressure and i was having trouble. I shot bullets to my heart's content and woke up eventually.