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This was almost a nightmare.
In one part, Homer Simpson had to crawl through a tube stretching across the ocean to get to the Futurama universe. After that fragment, It cut to a sixteen year old girl with black hair and
a black dress visiting a medicine shop. She asked for some medicine meant to make her smaller. She did this every day and as every day passed, she appeared to be younger and younger with a higher pitched voice every time. On the third day, she looked ten years younger. That day, she took a different treatment. Instead of the usual srynge into the arm, she got it sprayed all over her body. When she returned, she appeared to be between the ages of 5 months old to one year old. After that, she was probably the size of a Game Cube disk. By this point her voice was made of unintelligable high pitched scratches. She was then taken to a small living room like compartment where everyone else who did this was forced to live. I remember that one of them was trying to scare another one. It might have worked, but I don't remember that well. I then woke up.

I was at a slayer concert with my friend and everyone else in his family. (I am not usually into slayer in real life). After a song played, my friend's mom said "we shouldn't be at a slayer concert for christmas! We should enjoy christmas with a fun zombie outbreak game!" I agreed with her statement. Suddenly, it wasn't a game. Everyone around us became a zombie except for the people I knew. After that, we headed to the house, where everyone was starting to become zombified. Me and my friend were defenseless, although my friend did have a stick, but what would that help with? Anyways, after that, we disguised ourselves as zombies and pretended to play the piano to a slayer song. The way the song we were pretending to play to was being played was strange. It was on a vertical record player and the record was half broken, but seemed to work anyway. The record sounded like South of Heaven possibly. Finally, we were noticed. "THEY'RE NOT ZOMBIES!!!" a zombie from below us screamed. After that they rushed right into the house. Eventually, everyone but me was a zombie, but before my friend became a zombie, I asked him if he knew where a gun was. He pointed to the right. In his finger's direction was what appeared to be a pistol wrapped in two layers of wrapping paper. I was pacing around so that I couldn't get hit and once I finally got to it, I discovered that it was a revolver that ran on clips. I then proceded to shoot my zombified family before realizing that that maybe isn't the best idea because I could possibly find an antidote. Before that, I ran out of ammo in the clip I was using, so I used my friend's clip. Eventually, everyone turned back into a human and one of the people I knew said "ok, let's stop this." My friend then got mad at me because I used his clip. He said that it was supposed to be his present because he wanted to go out by the lake and do target practice. I then woke up. There was also a zombie leader somewhere in there, but I don't know where to put that in the story besides after.

I remember that I was trying to get to my Directed Study class in 5th period, but I was lost. I had one of my friends by me as we searched. Eventually, we were lost in a place in the school. The teacher there let us search, but we eventually realized that we were in the wrong wing of the school. We then went to the other wing, but still couldn't find the classroom. When 6th period came, we gave up and went to science class. I sat in my chair, the teacher shouted at the person in front of me, (she wouldn't do that in real life, she's pretty nice in real life) and I went about my day.

Originally made on 11/24/16

I was looking at the night sky in my back yard when I saw this peculiar planet in the sky. I called my friend over and showed him the object. All of a sudden, It became a cube with characteristics of a Nintendo Game Cube (color, specific shape, etc...)seconds later, It moved and flew right by us. We immediately tried to catch it. My friend helped me on to the chicken coup in my backyard to try and get it. While he was explaining the plan to me, I was thinking (which is REALLY weird in dreams, by the way) "I'm in a dream" over and over again until I was whispering it, and then saying it, and then shouting it, and then screaming it until I reached lucidity and decided to dance on top of the chicken coup. My first effort at using this to help me catch the UFO was when I jumped off, flailing my arms like a bird, It was only effective enough to send me gliding slowly. The second effort was when I jumped off and went flying like superman, which proved to be pretty effective. We kept trying to catch the UFO until my friend's little brother entered the back yard through the laundry room (which for some reason had a trap door that lead to it) in the corner of my back yard. I was like "Oh no..." shortly afterwards I woke up. AT 3:10 OR SOMETHING.

This nightmare occured during one of my field trips in sixth grade. I was at a record store, buying a Metallica CD that doesn't exist. After the transaction had been made, I left. I turned the corner and found a shadowy figure in the dark. I ran as fast as I could (Or possibly walked, I don't remember) in an attempt to escape it. It captured me and I woke up. Only one problem. Sleep Paralysis. I saw the actual world for a split second, but then it turned into a ventriloquist dummy that resembled spanky from the goosebumps books or possibly Alfred E. Neuman from MAD magazine. Anyways, that happened, and then I ACTUALLY woke up.

EDIT (9/17/17):
I was walking down the street with a group of friends that don't actually exist when an alien spaceship crashed right in front of me and turned into a robot. My friends were running and screaming all over the place as the creature was shooting lasers everywhere. I then looked at my hand. Instantly I said out loud "this is a dream, isn't it?" due to the fact that my hand was twice as long as it usually was and appeared to have shorter fingers. I then gained lucidity and decided to roam this world that I would only be in for what felt like a few hours.

fragment #1 : i was at a school, trying to take revenge on a bully.
there was a hole in his pants. i snuck over there. "what are you doing?" he asked.
"nothing, i..uh..." i said. he then shoved my head to the ground. he stared at me angrily for a few
seconds, but then smiled as he said "nice attempt, kid" and let me free "but the next time you try that, you'll be
on the ground crying."

fragment #2 : i am a big fan of amy rose from sonic the hedgehog. remembering that in my dream, I
go to my next-door-neighbor's house. I think of a good reason why she would meet me, and then i concentrated on the door. i opened the door, and out came an old lady. she started to lick my arm.
"and now for the last of the glue..." she said. "done."


so... yeah. that one backfired on me.

EDIT(9/17/17):
Fragment #3: This one is basically a vivid scrap. I remember my friends and I were stuck in a maze of glowing light cubes, attempting to find a clear exit.

I was at the playground on a rainy day. I then went to the principal's office, where a vampire that looked a lot like Megamind came to greet me and bit me on the arm (which is where vampires tended to bite me in my dreams at the time). I felt a sharp, stinging pain for a brief period of time and then he left. There was a ramp that lead to a higher level and there was a mummy like skeleton who wanted me to do a quest. I remember that the room was covered in gold and riches. Every step the mummy took, his priceless gold jewelry clanked around. I then woke up to realize that that was the sound of my mom's necklace shaking as she tried to wake me up for school.

This technically isn't my first memory, but it was the first memory that I remembered. For whatever reason, my memories happened out of order. My actual first memory was the Christmas party of 2006.

I remember being on a car trip with my mom. After that happened, I saw me and my mom in my house in the doorway to the kitchen. I was depicted as a generic baby. You know, the kind that has one hair on it's head, one tooth, and a generic blue one piece pajama outfit. My mom said something to my grandma, and then my grandma replied with something. I then woke up to my grandma telling me about how awesome I am.