false awakening

26-7-11:
Non-Lucid Lucid False Awakening
It was the last day of school and there was this parent interview going on. I was crying into my old blue Billabong rucksack and Mrs Clegg was saying "Bye" and all that stuff. We was at my old school hall which had a new skate park in it. Me and my mum walked into the storage cupboard where an old woman was sitting. She wore a black/red cloak and looked slightly like a fortune teller! She was talking about stuff like there is evil outside and only I can save the world from it. She gave me some piano notes then told me to play this tune as soon as possible. I didn't believe her and stuffed the notes in my pocket. My mum and brother go home safely while I stay at school for about half an hour. I then go outside and start walking down the hill then weird looking creatures come up to me. About halfway down the hill, a monster asked me if I would like to come to a carnival! I said "No Thanks." and carried on. A creature hissed at me then at the bottom of the hill, 2 creatures said they like eating bearded dragons. "We have only managed to find 2." They said. I say to them "Go to Australia!" So they go. I suddenly get scared and rush back to the old woman. She has a massive queue of people for her so there is no point and I head home again. There is lots of monsters everywhere so I realize I am dreaming. I quickly forget this and suddenly poof home! I enter my flat and go to the piano. I looked at the notes but had no idea what they were. I had never heard this tune in my life but I managed to play it excellent! There is a massive bright blue light and I go to the beginning of the dream again. This is weird so I once again realize I am dreaming then forget. As I already know how the dream ends, I agree to go to the carnival and I say I will be there in 5-10 minutes. I then come cross the hisser and the two lizard eaters. Before they can even speak, I say "Go to Australia." They are amazed. I then realize and forget I am dreaming again! They say "Ok thanks for the tip, we only found 2 so far." I didn't think it would be my beardie so I relaxed and poofed home again! I then got seriously freaked out as my dad was lying on the doorstep injured. I dashed inside (Realize then forget AGAIN) and told my mum. She didn't care so I got annoyed at her. "A life is a life." I say. I then see that the piano was not in the living room so I looked everywhere and it turned out to be in my mums room! My grandma was staying there though so I told her to shut up for a sec. She is Polish but in the dream she could understand and speak fluent English! She was listening to the radio through the lid of this washing up stuff: I know it sounds weird. Anyway, I took the stuff and put it on the kitchen table away which is the furthest room from my mums room. I go back but my grandma is now listening to music through headphones which is blaring out because she was not wearing the headphones the right way. They were behind her ears not in them and facing outward! I pointed this out and explained my dad was injured on the doorstep. She ignored me so I kept repeating it louder each time till I screamed and asked her how I could save dad without playing the piano. She reminded me in a calm voice (that wasnt hers ) that it was a dream and I said "Oh Yeah." "Try and wake yourself up!" She said. So I closed my eyes tight and lifted my head up quickly while opening them. I had an FA without realizing but luckily it wasn't the monster dream again. Suddenly a little message popped up in the corner of the dream like a facebook notification (?) so I clicked it with a mouse. I then transported to a massive audience with a photo of my teddy, Little Vampy. (He's On Facebook ) At least 10,000 people! Everyone was discussing whether it was real or not and I assured everyone that he is not real. BAM "Im Dreaming" BAM Forget. There was then a big food fight but only one person at a time was allowed to throw food. Zachary came up to me and was about to throw an egg in my face when my dad said "NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE!!!!" When I saw dad alive lets just say I knew I was dreaming then I forgot. Zachary threw the egg at my leg. I looked at someone's facebook profile picture which was them merged with a shark. I was bored of the dream then I realized im dreaming but this time I DID NOT FORGET! I tried the FA thing again but woke up for real! I luckily had a brief awakening with another dream about my crush.


for reading this incredibly long dream! x

Non Lucid False Awakening

First, my friend Jenny was driving me to some river in a small blue car. She is 12 but she was driving and I said "Do you have a driver's licence?" I was worried about the fact that we could crash. She explained that when she visited Greece, she passed her test and got the licence. When I got to the river there was a young, tall, guy who was in his 20's. You will read more about him soon. Yes, he is the stalker!

I then had a FA.

I was at some competition of dreams. (There was lots of stuff about dreams in my FA so i'm surprised that I didn't do a RC or realize i'm dreaming.) The guy in his 20's (Lets call him S for stalker ) wanted to use my dream to enter the competition. He wrote this really long story about the dream I just had before the FA but made some horrible major edits!!!! Here was HIS version of the story as accurate as I can possibly remember:
"I was travelling in a small blue car with a friend driving it. I was going to a river about to meet a hot guy in his 20's! Yeah I was so cool that I was just at the river and he loved me. We went riding on a galloping boat while he said my boobies were poking out. ( ) He loves me so much!" OMG WTF! Anyway back to the dream...
He entered it in the competition and also my drawing of a fish which I did earlier in the dream. If I can remember correctly, my fish came first and "my" story came fifth. I then went to my house which had moved next to my old school somehow. I rang the doorbell and who should come to the door but the Stalker. He asked me if I wanted to come rowing in a boat with him and I said yes for some STRANGEST REASON IN THE WORLD!!! He took me rowing on, you guessed it, a galloping boat. (I don't even know what that is lol!) We were in the middle of the sea and he told me that my boobs were sticking out! Omg so embarrassing and they actually werent He said he loves me and the dream ended.

I hope that never happens again.