Cynical

Last night:

There's a house in front of my school. I only remember looking at it once while waiting on the bus. My dream captured that house image perfectly. because this morning, it looked exactly the same as the one in my dreams.

Anyway, I was in schoo, doing whatever. I can't be sure if this was the entire dream up until the point, but in any case, as I left school, my mother was at the entrance. She told me we were moving into the house across the street from the school. I look to the left of the house, and there's a giant brown lake. The sky is pitch black at 3 PM. I think I see steam coming from the lake. She tells me we're suddenly in Canada. I scream.

Two nights ago:

All I remember is being on a sofa bed, and a giant snowstorm is outside. A giant face is suddenly in my window, staring at my sleeping body. I wake up.

Janurary 4, 2011

I lost my iPod Touch, which means that I will rarely put my dreams up here, but I'll still make attempts for those of you who read this stuff for whatever reason.


As with most of my dreams, I can't remember how it started. There were a bunch of images being shown. An extremely dark icy landscape. A murder. A boat. A nuke. All of these appeared in the dream I had the night before as well, but they all played a part in this dream. As if there was a connection.

I won't post my last dream, but there were a shitload of nukes being launched in it, and me and a few friends survived by laying face down so that we wouldn't die. (Go dream logic.)

This dream was part two of that, which I find strange since the last pair of dreams I had were horrific nightmares.

Back to the dream in question. I remember my Scoutmaster was on his deathbed, telling me his final wish was for me to kill someone. This person was hidden in a cave in Antarctica. So, I grabbed my living friends and we headed to this strange dock, and it was crowded there. I saw my parents, who didn't recognize me. They just shrugged and jumped into the ocean.

As we approached the tunnel into the cave, it started to snow. Brianna said that was good, because the snow would light up the night sky. It didn't. By some odd coincidence, there was a fire pit to the left of the cave, on a ledge. We figured that by lighting it, the entire area wouldn't be dark anymore, and so we'd light it on the way out.

I don't know exactly what happened next, but all of my friends were dead, and I was just laughing.

December 21, 2011

There was a weird video game thing where I had to escape from a town full of murderous people.*

It all started when I went to a restaurant with my family. The waitress smacked me in the back of the head with a metal pan, and I woke up in a hospital. The nurse was beautiful, and we talked for around 20 minutes. She told me she was going to have to perform some exams on me. Being me, I assumed she was being flirty. So I agreed.*

** I remember I was doing a bridge when, upside down, I saw her approaching with a fucking katana. *She swung in slow motion, and I sprung to my feet in a split second, while my hand was grasping her weapon. She flew down in front of me, and I realized she was naked. Restraining urges, I held the sword over her body firmly, then something came over me.*

**I performed the "Torture of One Thousand Pieces", where I slowly cut off her flesh, one piece at a time, until she would tell me who she was, who sent her after me and why she did it. After there was a pile of skin bigger than her, (not sure how it happened) she wouldn't budge. All of her nerve endings were exposed, so I simply stabbed those repeatedly. She was starting to piss me off, so I swung the sword across her head, like a golf putt. Her decapitated head was crying.*

**I leaped out of the window, which happened to belong to the seventh floor. My sword was raised in front of me, pointing at the ground so that I could have it absorb the shock. After my safe landing, I surveyed the area, and I decided to head to the police station, twirling my katana in my hand.*

**When someone is greeted with gunshots, they don't take it well. I was no exception. Thankfully my reflexes were beyond godly for some reason. (I kept spinning the katana around in a circle really fast) They looked at me, then at each other. They threw their guns at me, which was kind of stupid. Their aim was pretty awful, and now the officers were gunless and they had nowhere to run.*

*I threw my sword at one officer, impaling his head on the wall. The other guy could only watch in horror as his buddy's headless corpse knocked him over. *I asked the man why they were attacking me, and they asked me what I would do if someone walked in on me with a big sword in their hands. I shrugged and sliced his heart open.*

**The townspeople barged into the police station, with their own swords. They all seemed like they wanted me dead. I charged at the leader, wrestling the sword out of his hand, giving me two blades. At the moment, the thought that maybe I could wield four blades crossed my mind, so I threw both swords at the idiots charging me. One got a free castration, the other just got stabbed in the stomach. I walked over to them and picked up my swords and theirs. *

**After I found a comfortable way to wield two katanas in each hand, I went to town on the mob. (Hurr get it?)*

I woke up, wishing it was longer.*

December 12, 2011

I wish I could remember more of my dream.*

All I know is that I was on some weird quest and my family kept antagonizing me.*

There was a part where we were on a base in the ocean. Some guys were fishing, and we heard someone yell "Holy Shit!"*

We ran outside, and saw a giant splash. I can't remember what the thing was, even though everyone kept repeating the name. It was either a pokemon or another fictional creature.*

December 17, 2011

Wasn't much of an interesting dream.*


I have trouble remembering the first half. There was a giant mountain surrounded by a lake.*
Before the lake part, I remember being at gamestop with Barry. There were two games we were buying. The first was some cartoon wrestling game, and the second was the Sims. I played the Sims game first, and everyone in it sounded like Beavis and Butthead. I think all the babies kept dying.*

The wrestling game I played second, and it was awful.*

The second part was pretty freaky, however. We were in the scout meeting place, for a food pickup thing. *It was extremely bright for some reason. Suddenly the whole scene morphed, and the meeting room was 10 times bigger. It was also very dim. I was sitting across from Kevin, and there was a glass door. (As in you could see everything through it.). Some weird thing kept peering out from a corner behind the door. It had a tuxedo on, but its head seemed to be a piece of string. Kevin wouldn't look behind him.*

I woke up after that door opened.

*December 20, 2011

There's not much from this dream.*

The very end of it was pretty weird. Basically, there were ten roller coasters...more like ferris wheels. Me and a friend (can't remember who this was) were waiting in line with a girl, about 12. There were only five cars, and they were all occupied.*

(This dream was set up like plants Vs. Zombies. If you haven't played it, I strongly recommend you do.)

I was trying to figure out why we were even here, at a pointless ride. When we got to the top, the girl vanished. And then my alarm clock woke me up with some weird chanting song.*

December 9, 2011

My dream was fun, I suppose.*

I was in a hotel room with my parents. They were drinking alcohol. I decided to go out on town, but as soon as I walked out the door, who would be in the opposite room but Kevin and his dad? I decided to head on in and hang out with Kevin.*

But before I walked out, I decided to go on Facebook. I got a friend request from the kid who was a complete jackass to me when i was younger, even coming very close to choking me. Of course, I said yes. Then, there was a knock on the door. He was at the door already. We had a very long discussion about something and we became friends.*

Then he had a heart attack.*

(I've had one or two dreams where this kid and I became best friends.)

Kevin, his dad and I were cruising around town in a limo. I can't remember anything that we did, but it was an amazing night. I got back in at 2 AM. My parents were playing a game with some random old lady, and they told me to go to bed.*

The next day, Kevin and I decided to go check out a house that was said to be abandoned. It was pure white. As we opened the door, we could hear party noises.*

Inside, everything was dark brown. Bugs were everywhere. The last thing I remember is Kevin walking out of the bathroom covered in hornets saying, "Don't go in there."


The second dream was another Skyrim dream.*

I was with two people, a girl and boy. They were twins, and the girl was pretty cute. We were traveling along the snowy plains when a GIANT green dragon appeared in the middle of the sky.*

It was called a "Hunting Elder Dragon", and this thing was about the size of a blue whale. We took refuge in an open car.*

We just sat there in the car, wondering if we could take it down. I decided I should call in my own dragon soon, but first we should attempt to kill it. We all kept shooting fireballs at it. I think its health was almost depleted when it grew back all the way. The twins ran out and promptly got eaten. I stepped out and looked around.*

There were dozens of dragons flying in circles, like hawks. I figured it was a good time to call my dragon in. Oddly enough, the Hunting Elder Dragon seemed to be gone. I had a feeling that maybe it had split into all of these dragons, gliding around above an icy wasteland.*

My dragon flew in and started biting apart all the others. After about 20, my dragon transformed into a Hunting Elder Dragon, and I woke up.*

December 7, 2011

Ok, this is probably the coolest dream I've ever had. This dream kind of mimicked It (telling the story of the event in the past and the present, same enemy in both.)*

Kevin and I were playing video games at my house, talking about the old days. We had both agreed there was something that happened before we went on a camping trip one year ago, but we couldn't figure out what the hell it was.*

While we were talking, I texted a few friends, thinking they'd know what it was. No replies.*

"Hey, Kevin...want to head to the church?" (Our Scout meeting place is at a church, and there's a pretty big shed we also use behind it.)

"Why? What good will that do?"

"...If we both agree something happened on a camping trip, wouldn't it be a good idea to check out the place we store our Scout camping crap in?"

"I guess. Bring pocket knives, though."

"What's the worst that could happen? It's nor like we'll have to kill things, and we probably couldn't hurt anything with these knives."

"We could always split the money on a sword. They are pretty cheap and could do some damage..."

"Kevin, STOP TRYING TO BRING LOGIC INTO MY DREAM"

We walked out of the mall with three swords, getting strange looks while doing so.*

"Hey, Tim. Is there any reason you have two swords?"

"Nope."

"Fair enough."

We reached the church a second later, and*approached the shed.*

As the door came closer, the background music grew louder.*

"Kevin. Are you sure you want to do this?"

"What, kick ass?"

"No, run into a shed yelling incoherently."

"I'm positive."

"HIV positive?"

Both: "YEAHHHHHHHHHH"

As I lifted my foot to kick open the door, memories flooded my head.*

"This weekend, one year ago"

We were all at a cabin. The same exact one we were in on our last camping trip. Everyone on that trip was in the cabin, looking around nervously.*

"Hey, dad, what's wrong?" I asked.*

He replied, "They're here...in the poolhouse!"

Kevin, TK, Kait and I walked into the aforementioned poolhouse, expecting some serial killer. Instead, there was a giant black portal.*

"Kevin, you see that portal?" I ask.*

"No shit," he replies.*

"Let's run into it."

"Whatever."

The two of us ran into the portal, arriving in a strange place. Everywhere there was a metallic covering. In front of us was a giant door, with the words "DO NOT DISTURB" printed on it.*

"Hey, Tim, you got those sunglasses?

"Of course. Here's your pair, Kev."

"Why are we wearing them?"

"Because they're cool."

"Sigh," Kevin sighed.*

As the door opens, lightning bolts strike us. We are infused with the power of the elements, and I could choose two out of three attacks: "flame Throw", "Lightning Storm" or "Ice Mice". Of course I picked the first two.*

A giant dragon greets us, "Good moooooorning!"

We killed it in three seconds.*

"That...can't be it," Kevin points out like a character in a shitty horror flick.*

The earth rumbles, and thousands of demons start shuffling out of the walls and ground. Suddenly, all of us are in**the church parking lot. The demons are coming from the she, and everyone else on the trip was watching us from the smaller part of the church.*

"Kevin, let's light shit up!"

Kevin looks at me, visually disgusted, and slaps his palm to his face. (A facepalm, if you will.)*

The sky turns purple, giving our lightning powers a pretty good power boost.*

Unfortunately, the lightning also went out of control. While the demons' numbers were considerably diminished, everyone we camped with was also disintegrated.*

**We ran toward the horde of evil, with swords made of fire. Everything we touched turned to ash. Kevin and I made a bunch of fire related puns (Hey, is it hot in here or is it just you? You got burned!) and I think we got about 500 down.*

Then Jesus thanked us and flew away.*

*Present Day*

"Kevin, please tell me you also saw that."

"Yeah...that was awesome."

"It made no sense! How could they have died a year ago when we saw them yesterday?"

"Open the door. We're gonna give them quite a shock," Kevin said with a smirk.*

The same exact scene played out, but we used lightning instead.*

Jesus didn't show up that time.*

"All the smoke from the fire you used last year caused you to hallucinate," Kevin said.*

I woke up, wishing I could relive it.*

December 1, 2011

A dream influenced by god knows what.*

It starts with me getting out of a white car with four other people. They were a family. Mom, dad, son and daughter. We were in the middle of a forest. There was a giant lake nearby, and there was a cabin right next to us.*

The dad spent most of his time locked in a room. There was a funny smell coming from outside. *The next thing I remember is that there was a giant white truck outside. The father gave the driver (my brother in law) a giant box, and the driver gave him a few DVDs of Breaking Bad. There were a lot of games in the truck, and when the driver was preoccupied with the dad, I stole them all. As we walked away, the father patted my head, saying "Just like I raised you."

It turned out I wasn't human, but an alien child he found on his door step. Him and I were a duo of thieves, but he didn't say what his goal was. I asked him what was in the box. "All in good time, son."*

I'm missing some pretty awesome details from my dream, but I know this part very well. The five of us started to go into a restaurant near the cabin, but we saw a bear. We went back to our car, which was now a golf cart. The dad told the son to get in the back of the cart, and the mother to drive as fast as she could. The son pulled out a Tommy Gun, and the cart sped off. The bear was keeping pace pretty well.*

The dad and I walked into the restaurant. The host looked at the father, and they both high-fived and laughed. Then a police officer walks up, and hands the dad a napkin. The napkin says:

You are under arrest for*
Murder
Drug Dealing
Drug Possession
Petty theft
Grand theft*
Kidnapping
Loitering

*I look around at everyone. The father has his hands in his pockets, the host is reaching under his podium and the officer is picking his nose. The dad yells at me to run. He pulls out two assault rifles, and then he rips his shirt, roaring. He runs around on a shooting rampage. One minute later, we're the only two left in the restaurant. "Check please," he says to no one in particular.*

We walk out, and the bear appears to be dead. The family hugged each other in a happy moment. Then the bear got up, walked over to the family and blew itself up. The forest became a giant wasteland, and only the father and I remained. He told me to continue the mission, and then he died.*

I just shrugged and walked away.*

The second dream I had wasn't as fun. I went to my first school, *and decided to say hi to all my old teachers. They told me to fuck off.

November 27, 2011

This was pretty awesome.*

The first dream I had was kind of scary. I was told to go to my church from my house, at 2 AM. It's about 10 minutes total, and the last street I have to walk on is extremely long. I was close to the church, but then I felt a hand on my shoulder. I turned around and got a fist in my face. Then they mugged me.*

I had to start the mission over, but it was always the same outcome. I never finished it, and I died.*

The second one was another combination of Rayman and Skyrim. It started off with watching my brother play Skyrim. He was using some overpowered sword that I had never heard of. I wanted that sword, and he told me how to get it.*

Next thing I know, I was in a classroom. There was a necromancer, giving a lecture on something. I knew he had the sword, so when he was done talking, I snuck to his podium and stole a dagger. Then I slit his throat.*

An alarm sounded, so I grabbed the sword and ran. There was a trapdoor in the next room, and of course I jumped down it. I was suddenly in a giant lake, and there were doors everywhere. I had to punch them to open them, and each new area was darker than the last. Screaming could be heard everywhere, and there were a bunch of fucking scary fish down there. (Google gulper eel or hachetfish) I think I made some wrong turns. When I found an exit, I turned around to see a gigantic crab chasing me.*

Once I reached the surface, I was in a small graveyard. There were a dozen people fighting a giant shadow. It took me a few minutes to realize it was a dragon. Apparently, it was level 80, and then it killed everyone.*

I never saved the game.*

I had to run through the nightmarish lake again, but this time the crab appeared in front of me, and I never won.*

November 30, 2011

Pretty interesting...

This was a weird dream. Everyone kept committing suicide and coming back to life throughout it. I think there were around 170 deaths.*

There are two parts in my dream that stick out. *The first: My family and I are gathered in the living room. There's a giant tv, with a crate on either side. My mother says something about a gift from the president. Then, both crates open. They're dolls of Shrek and Donkey (from Shrek, if you couldn't figure that out.), and my mother says I can only pick one, and there's only one Shrek doll, so I took that one, of course. My sister freaks out, calling me many names. Then stabs herself to death. She walks in the door about two seconds later, "Hey, what did I miss?"

The second: Brianna, Barry and I are in the woods. We're sitting on top of a giant rock formation. We might have been talking about movies, but I know that we were missing someone. Kevin had yet to come here. As we came to the subject of paranormal activity (not the shitty movie), Kevin appears behind us, shirtless and covered in blood. He says he tripped on a twig. Then he jumped off of the rock, in his 17th suicide. (Everyone had a little counter above their head.) The rest of us went to an arcade.*

November 16

My dream wasn't that exciting. It was pretty much everyone I know in a call of duty map, fighting each other in a massive free for all. I think I made a few truces, and my parents ran away from the battlefield.*

There was a treehouse that we would all meet up in and make battle plans. I can't remember how the dream ended, but I do remember my second one.*

It was a combination of Skyrim and a Dragonball Z fighting game. I was controlling Gotenks, running up a snowy mountain and getting in pretty epic fights with dragons. It was pretty cool until I encountered some giant black dragon (assuming it was Skyrim's main boss). I went about the usual fighting methods, but none of them worked on it.

It came down to a midair energy battle. As I readied a kamehameha blast, a bunch of other dragon ball z characters showed up, and then I woke up.*

November 26

The only part of my dream that I remember involves Rayman Origins and a time travel machine. Also, a tiny bit of Skyrim.*

I was in a giant building. It was empty but for a thief and a time machine. He told me he existed simply to allow me to have fun in this dream. (Dunno if I was lucid.) I do know I had some dream control, because when I talked to the time machine,the Skyrim dialogue of style came up instead of the machine yelling.*

There were five years listed: 914, something in 1170s, 1482, 2011, and 2067. I went through the years from earliest to latest. The first option simply opened the machine, and there was a dead kitten inside the machine. The second and third were also random dead things. The fourth took me forward by 20 days.*

I was sitting on the corner down from my street. (It's a hill, so I could see the corner from my house.) There was a desktop computer in front of me, with porn playing. No idea what it was. I had this "spider-sense" feeing, and looked at my house. I saw my mother in the top room, staring at me viciously. I couldn't find the time machine anywhere, and now she was chasing me with an axe.*

I tripped, and I fell into the time machine. I just hit 2067, and prayed to god that it wasn't going to be shitty.*

I was in a black chamber, with a blue glow illuminating everything. There were thousands of seadragons, talking in English. They were discussing a wedding soon to happen, and they were gushing about how beautiful the bride was. Now, this is where the Rayman Origins part kicks in. I had to use each dragon as a stepping stone, and I had to use some as a thing to swing off of. Eventually, I got to a little corner, and there was a hole in the wall, so I crawled through it.*

There was a giant blue blob sitting there, with over 10,000 bulbs on its back. It looked at me and instantly attacked. I was momentarily shocked, because this thing was FAT. Then I kept jumping on it, punching all of the bulbs. After it died, two seadragons barged in and told me to stop right there. I was under arrest for murdering the bride. They slapped cuffs on me, but I remembered I was able to use shouts like a dragon in Skyrim, and teleported near the time machine. I kept speeding up, but I had to keep stopping to kick each door open. After 6 doors, the thief was there, and instantly freed me with a key. Then we fought back.*

And then I woke up.*

November 15, 2011

I had some pretty interesting dreams since my iPod was gone, and mow that it's back I forgot most of them.*

I forget most of this one as well, bur I'll try to piece it together.*
Hell, I'm having trouble remembering it now.*

It was me, Bri and TK. We were chilling at some weird place. It seemed vaguely familiar, but I couldn't place my finger on it. (There was an entire segment involving the ocean, but I really don't want to try recalling that because it was extremely fucking scary.)

I think I stole a potato chip from a house, and eventually, a bunch of guards popped out of thin air telling me I would have to be arrested. Of course I complied, because I kind of value my life.*

I was taken before the king, who was furious that I had committed such a heinous crime. He seemed like he was going to kill me with his sword, but then he started convulsing. As he fell to the floor, it was apparent he was going to die.*

I walked over to the man, and said some words of grief to him. He got teary-eyed, and said I was forgiven for my crime. I started crying too, and then everyone else in the room starting crying. Then we had a party.*

November 1, 2011

Yet another interesting dream that I can barely remember. I remember there being a dictator, who controlled all of America, and that I had to rise up alone and take him down. I think he lived at the top of a tower made out of pizza boxes.*

November 2, 2011

This dream was funny, fucking creepy and crazy. I'm already forgetting it...

Before I start to talk about the dream, I figure I should give some details that will make sense in the dream.*

Yesterday, I kept reading about horrifying, disfiguring diseases. I talked to Kait about terrifying animals, and how the amazon was a deadly place. I went in for a few interviews at Krispy Kreme, and I'm worried they won't call back.*

My dream starts with me going to the newly constructed Krispy Kreme near my house. They said I didn't get the job. My parents run in, and tell me there's a job opening for a Krispy Kreme at the Amazon Basin.*

The scene fades and unfolds with an image of an island. It's connected to land by a bridge. There's a Krispy Kreme in the center of the island, and there's no one inside of it save for me and my family.*

They tell me they've moved to a house nearby, just for me. I don't remember when the part about to tell occurred.*

I had a horse. Some kids from my scout troop were there, and they had their own horses. Somewhere in my dream, my horse contracted a contagious disease. In the stage it was at now, there was no risk of it spreading. However, my horse's head was inside out. Instead of black, its head was pink, pulsating.*

At my KK, I was the only one there. My brother walked in, and told me their "Christmas Special" was amazing. I look at the menu above the counter, and there's a picture of a small milkshake, with Reese Cup pieces in it. It was 10 dollars.*

I drank it, when my mother walked in and told me we had to go to church. Now, this part was pretty fucking great, in my opinion. The church was exactly like the one I go to now. My mother, brother and father were sitting in the way back, while my friend Ricky and I were sitting near the front. The church service never seemed to start, and a bunch of annoying people kept talking to me. There was cake on a table near the back of my church, so I enjoyed some of that.*

Once the mass started, Ricky and I got bored, so we walked out, and started walking up a random hill. About 15 minutes later, I realized my family probably saw me leave. I ran back there, panicking. My family didn't notice I was gone. In fact, no one noticed. Everyone was focused on the altar. I turned around, to look at it, and I saw...


My horse. It was completely inside out. It was dripping blood, it was literally wearing its heart. It was pulsating everywhere. The disease was now at its contagious stage, and everyone in the church...their skin sunk inside of them, as their insides switched places. There was an explosion of blood.*

It talked to me. It told me that I was immune to the disease because of all the sugary foods I had eaten. However, it said, I was not immune to zombies. Everyone in the church marched towards me, moaning and groaning.*

I grabbed the horse, and rushed to the amazon river. I chucked it into the river, and my dream's point of view turned to the horse's. I have no idea what I was seeing. I think it was a series of jaws chomping me. From Candiru, to Piranha, to Gar, to Bull Shark, to Giant Stingray, to Arapiama. Some of those things didn't make sense, but I woke up when it ended.*

October 31, 2011

I'm.....not sure how on earth to describe my dream. I think it's best to say I had two. Or maybe it had two halves.*

I know for sure that the second one will never escape my memory, ever.*

I think the general thing was that I was sent on missions who a parter who had the elemental control of earth. She was a pretty cool person, and we were pretty efficient in battle as a team. We had a mission somewhere in a sandy mountain, having to kill a lot of creatures. It turned out that those creatures were being controlled by 12 feel tall wookies. They killed and raped my partner.*

**I was back at my house, talking to someone I used to chat with on AIM. She said she logged back on because she had gotten spinal incubation, and could never go outside again. Then she gave me a long speech about what it was and x-rays of it. I'm not going to repeat or attempt to draw any of it, though, since they were truly horrifying things. I'm pretty sure it's also made up.*

I then got a message from my mentor, who gave me the last mission. He said I got a new partner, and they'd be showing up at the door any moment. True to that statement, someone did knock. Kait was at my door, surprised to see me in my house.*

"Tim?" she asked.

"Kait?" I responded. **

"What are you doing here?" she inquired, in a tone that made me want to punch her.*

"I think I live here. Why on earth are you in this business?"

"Because I have some small control of the water element, and the Mentor told me I could gain full control of it within a year."

"All right, but this line of work might be a bit dangerous for someone with your control of water."

"I'll get stronger with more missions. That's how it works, right?"

I thought back to how I lost my old partner, but decided nothing that insane would ever happen to her. I wouldn't allow it.*

"They don't give missions out based on experience. They give them out based on urgency, so you should never get cocky because we have to defend the pope or something."

"Look, I know how to handle myself. What the hell can you do anyway?"

"I'm pretty amazing with any weapon."

"What element do you control?"

"We should knock for Brianna. I need to ask her some things."

We walked out, and went down to the sac. It was pitch black out. *There were over 100 people on Crystal's porch, which seemed bigger than usual. I immediately turned around, because I hate anything to do with that girl.*

Kait ran up to me, and said that Brianna was probably on the corner of the street, because there was a group of 5 people. I told her Brianna would be with crystal, not a bunch of crackheads.*

I walked back to my house, and closed the door behind me. Kait walked THROUGH the door, because I forgot she had that ability. She then sat in my backyard. I went out to talk with her, because she seemed to be upset.*

"What's wrong? You're upset," I said, pointing out the obvious.*

"It's just that you're so annoying and anti-social," she stayed with a bitter tone.*

"Geez, it's not like I can help it."

"Yes you can!"

"I have an intense hatred of people, you should know that by now."

"Why?"

She let out a loud laugh that sounded very inhumane. I started to think this wasn't Kait.*

"I'll tell you only if you tell me what your element is."

"Jesus Christ, woman. Why do you need to be so stubborn?"

"If I don't know your element, we can't be a good team."

"If YOU can't tell me why I hate people, we can't be a good team!"

"We-"

My Mentor called, saying they had trouble on two fronts, and we were the two people they needed to solve the problem. Thing is, we'd be separated, so we couldn't have any contact.*
She agreed immediately.*

"Kaitlyn, I want you to be careful."

"Leave me alone."

Suddenly, the scene changed, and I was back on the sandy mountain, sword in hand. I had an eagle watching Kait from the sky, and when I finished my part, I'd focus on her by watching through the eagle's eyes. It was trained to screech if anything bad happened to my partners.*

I looked over a hill of the mountain, and saw over 1,000 soldiers charging toward me. I remember wondering how this was a front if it was just me, but shrugged and raised my sword into the air, yelling some awesome speech.*

The screen faded, and all of the things were dead when the scene changed. * I was sitting on top of the mountain of corpses. The eagle screeched, and so my mind transferred to the eagle, and I got a view of what was happening with kait.*

The scene was a perfect recreation of the Bomber mission in Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, where you're gliding. Except instead of being Ezio, I was the eagle. Suddenly, the 12 foot wookies returned, and they could almost reach me.*

Kait looked she was going to die. The scene's coloring changed, and everything seemed to just be outlined, but Kait was perfectly detailed, just black and white. An aura exploded around her. I panicked, because this was the Elemental Overload, which was the signature attack of any experienced Adept. I opened my eyes.*

I was awake, and my clock said 7:24 AM. Almost missed the school bus. I shouldn't drink vodka right before bed.*

October 30, 2011

I forgot so much from the dreams I had last night.*

I think there was a sequel to Crazy, Stupid Love, and none of the original cast was in it. I think the movie was just about us, the sac kids. Somewhere along the film, we came across a giant formation of rocks. Brianna wanted to make the rocks into three small statues of Jesus. (I asked her why, because it honestly made no sense.) We did, and they all had halos.*

More of my dreams are coming back to me.

I think this was pretty much based on Assassin's creed. Brianna and I were relaxing on her porch. Suddenly, she had a heart attack, and went into the hospital. The doctor said she went into a coma. I sat next to her for the 40 days she was in her coma. When she came to, we started talking for a long time, about how our families were at war.*

I went home, but it was now a giant fortress. Brianna's house was also a giant fortress. My new family told me that she was a spy, and that we were going to lose the war because of me being nice to her.*

TK was in the family for whatever reason, and he begged me not to kill her. I took $60 from him, and went to her base anyway. I went to the top of it, planning my descent, and how I'd kill the guards.*

I jumped from ledge to ledge, throwing knives at the guards from a safe distance. Brianna caught on, and fled to the highest tower. I gave chase. Once I reached the tower she was in, I asked her if she betrayed me. She admitted to it. I pushed her off the tower.*

She gripped a window on the tower, holding on with all of her will. I took a torch, and lit the tower on fire. She begged me to spare her, but I was not in the mood to deal with traitors. TK teleported into the scene, and also begged me to spare her. I killed him with a knife hidden in my sock.*

I grabbed Brianna, and we fled into a desert somewhere near my base. I had two decisions: turn her in, and have my family deal with her, or kill her and make sure no one will ever find the evidence. I chose the latter.*

There was a cave nearby, so I carried her in there. I wrapped her face in bandages, then lit her on fire. After an hour, when the burning stopped, I cut her body into a thousand pieces. Then I woke up, feeling sick.*

October 26, 2011

No idea what I dreamed about.*

October 27, 2011

I almost remember what I dreamed.*

I had a short dry spell with remembering my dreams.

October 28, 2011

I think I'm slowly regaining the*
ability to remember my dreams.*

Some random fragments:

I was playing Assassin's Creed, and something crazy happened.*

I was playing Call of Duty Zombies, and there was this hidden room in the map Ascension that led to a giant underground casino, but I was alone in it, and it was creepy.*

I was in a car in my family, just sitting in the back with my mom and sister. We might have been in an RV. I was telling them about a dream my dream self had (I actually saw the dream, but I can't remember what it was. Thinking about it makes me shiver uncontrollably. It was probably the scariest dream I ever had, and I can't remember the goddamn thing.) They said it was like some movie I never hears of, and I countered it with saying it was more like Poltergeist. I don't think the dream was anything like Poltergeist. They called me an idiot, as if they saw my dream, and then I woke up. *

My sister and mother weren't in the house.*


October 29, 2011

My favorite dream keeps changing. This truly feels like the best dream I ever had.*

I was going to my sister's house in Virginia, normally a trip I hate with every fiber in my being. But this time I was going with TK, Brianna and Kait. I forget the car ride there, but a lot of time was spent at the house itself, and I actually think we were there for a month or two.*

We did a bunch of cool things. There was a basement which isn't there in real life, and we played some kind of awesome game down there, either pool or poker. Brianna never really hung out with us because she was grounded while she was there.*

Eventually, we went to an amusement park, the four of us. The first thing I approached was a type of ferris wheel. I jumped on one of the carts, and kind of sat on it for about 20 minutes. Then the cart fell apart.*

As we were walking back, we saw people from youth group on the bench (absolutely no sense at all.). I just kept walking.*

Me and TK ended up getting seperated, and it was 5 PM but it was extremely dark for no reason. We ran back to MY house, because my sister's house had turned into the hotel i staued at on my summer vacation, and once we reached my house, Brianna, Kait and Kevin were playing Bioshock 2 on my new tv. It was in the Rec room for some reason, and I was pissed because I thought Bri was using my old tv as a chair. I yelled at her to get up, but apparently, we got new chairs that say "Insignia" on them.*

Crystal, Taylor and Barry knocked for us. We went outside, to Crystal's house, and sat on her porch. She then told me I owe her $14 for the slice of pizza I ate at her sister's birthday party (which I never went to.). I reached into my pocket, and there was a $14 bill. I needed this for Skyrim. Suddenly, my mother and father came around in the RV from yesterday's dream, and told me to come with them.*

I can't remember where we were going, but they wouldn't answer. They just gave me a box covered with tin foil, and a recipe I couldn't understand for the life of me. I think it was some kind of lasagna. I took off the foil, and there was a giant yellow square. I just pulled out a knife and cut it into pieces.*

My mother looked back and shrieked, telling me not to cut it up, because it was already made. I never understood why she gave me the fucking recipe, but I had to remake the lasagna. I looked back down at the box, and suddenly it was five times bigger, and full of noodles. She told me I had to line them all up starting by putting them against the wall of the box standing up, and that I had to make them all stand up.*

This task proved impossible, because no matter what I did, they wouldn't stand up. I started to cry.*

While all of this was going on, my dad kept talking about the old days, and he was either talking about how he was a Nazi, or how my brother and I fought over Nazi toys. While he was talking about Nazi things, I kept pulling these weird toys. Instead of those green plastic army soldier toys, there was a green plastic surgeon with two little twins next to him. I think this car ride was fucking hilarious because it made no sense.*

The last thing I want to mention: somewhere in this dream, I was at my school doing more work regarding the book "Finding Fish". I was answering the questions about the book, when I came across a question: "Aunt Cassy knitted a new ____ for Tim". My dreamself had received a knitted hat after his old one broke. After reading this question, I looked at the cover of my book, entitled "Finding Shit: The Life Story of Timothy R B Clark." I opened it and there it was, my entire dream life story, chronicling every single dream I ever had. I screamed pretty damn loudly, and ran away from the school.*

October 23, 2011

I think in all my dreams, I can never remember the beginning of them. As far as I can tell, my dream actually had subplots or something.*

I was in my basement with T.K., and he was showing me some new game that was like Legend of Zelda. It was incredibly realistic. He decided we should invite Kevin *and Brianna over. He then left to go eat dinner (at 10 AM?) and Kevin came over. Kevin then texted me, saying Brianna was arrested, for drugs or embezzlement or something.*

Me, Kevin and TK ended up playing the game for the rest of the dream.*

I'm not sure if these were separate dreams or interwoven. I remember that I worked at Dunkin Donuts and I kept stealing their coffee cups for Brianna. They had a bunch of sizes, like L, Xl, XXL, XXXL, and so on. Now that I think about it, maybe Brianna got arrested for that.*

Another one I remember is that I was on a soccer team, where I was the only one who didn't take steroids. I got kicked in the face with a ball, and I woke up with a start.*

October 24, 2011

I really loved these dreams. There are at least two I remembered, and I woke up after/during one.*

The first one I had was basically me being a renegade, killing people who got in my way. I kept visiting weird places, like an artist's house, and the artist that was there taught me some really interesting things that I can't remember in real life. Then I killed him. Eventually, Brianna and Tim joined me, and we went about the world killing people.*

The second dream was mildly mire interesting. At first, it started out exactly like my first dream, but instead of me being there, it was Kait. Then, it went to me at a game store, and I was looking at ps3 games. There was a girl next to me also browsing, and I asked her if she saw a game I never heard of in my life. She just shook her head, pointed to a little boy behind me, and walked away.*

I bought some random game that was rated M, and the cashier looked at me, and said that I looked old enough but I still needed my ID. I turned around, and my mom was at another cashier, buying god knows what. I call her name over and over, but she walks away. My cashier then says I failed and shot me.*

October 25, 2011

I think this is now my favorite dream.*

In the beginning, Barry and I were going to go to the mall and get the new Battlefield. He knocked, and said he couldn't go because it was delayed a week.*

I went upstairs, and my mom gave me some weird device. She then told me it would give me powers. *It was like a watch or something. It said I had "extra health", then it told me I had "telekinesis, teleportation, time control, and pyrokinesis", with instructions on how to use them.*

She then gave me a bunch of missions that I can't remember, but they were all amazing. I do remember teleporting everywhere and finding great ways to complete the missions.*

After my last mission, I had a mermaid companion, and she was pretty cool. We went to the cul-de-sac near my house, and met up with Brianna and Kait. The four of us just talked and talked. During this whole time, I failed to realize that their driveway was full of water.*

Eventually, the mermaid told me she had to go, and started to walk away (I never understood how she walked). She jumped into Brianna's driveway, and started to swim. A bunch of little kids went after her, and asked her to give them goodbye kisses. Then, I had a great idea.*

I used my time control ability to move time back to when she was about to leave. As she leaped in, I leaped after her. I could talk underwater for whatever reason, and asked her to kiss me before she left. We walked put the water, and went behind a car. Crystal was following us, so I used pyrokinesis to set her on fire.*

The mermaid and I were both terrible at kissing, and I think it ended with us in a bed. I like to think that we just slept, because otherwise all logic is defied.*

Then, I got a call from my mom, with 'one last mission. Either you go down in a blaze of glory, or you die in a stupid way. You must bring friends." so, I ended up going with Tim, Brianna, Kevin, Vaughn, and Kait to a deserted facility. This facility now reminds me of the one from the maximum security prison.*

We did a bunch of cool things, like moving through vents and deactivating switches. Kait came across a library, and decided this would be a good time to test out telekinesis. I pointed my upturned pointer finger at a book in a fashion which I could never do in real life, and actually felt myself shake. I slowly lifted my finger, but the book wouldn't budge. The manual I used lied.*

The mission was never stated, nor was it ever completed. We were just there. I woke up in my room, but something seemed off. I had this feeling I was still dreaming, and my dream camera shifted to the writing on the wall behind my pillow. As I lifted the pillow slowly, on the verge of having lucidity, my alarm woke me up for school.*